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Author has written 18 stories for Naruto.
You must stay drunk while writing so reality cannot destroy you. ~Ray Bradbury
Age: I don't feel like this is very important but then again, people often like to know. I'm 15.
Location: Another thing that is igsignificant. Australia.
Gender: Female. I honestly think that despite popular belief my gender is far more pervy and horny then males. I'm just saying. 8D
Likes: I like alot of things but I guess the only thing that people would be even remotely interested in would be my fanfictional tastes. SasuNaruSasu. Don't care who's on top, it's hot and heartwrenching. Forever it will be my love.
Dislikes: I will not tolerate and I mean WILL NOT TOLERATE homophobia or yaoi/yuri bashing. Don't like? Don't read. I will acknowlegde and respect the fact that everyone is entilted to their own opinon on the matter but really, sometimes people just say un-respectable and annoying things. Don't come looking for a war, you won't win.
Favourite Anime: Naruto. Big shocker there folks. :)
Quote: If I must, I will kill the very emotions within my heart and become a true shinobi. ~Haku. (Such an amazing character. Such a shame that he was killed of so early, he did not have his time.)
Orientaion: Bismexual. Like it? Love it? C'mon you know you do, you just won't admit it. Hur hur~ :)
Yatta! Paring timeu!! 8D
OTP: SasuNaruSasu. Obviously. As I've explained before, they're hot and their complex relationship is just so entertaining that I can't but help but stare. Car crash complex all over, really.
Yaoi: (In order my dears)
(NARUTO) Kaito X Kyuubi: What's this? An OC paired with a main character!? Damn straight! Although I usually don't approve of this, infact I usually hate god damn fangirls with their unreasonabley lame OC's latching onto main's like there was no tomorrow, but I roleplayed these two with a good friend of mine and god I fell in love straight away. Fell pretty damn hard too. I guess it's just how it all played out, either way it was magical and I loved it. So don't question it kay? :) If you want to see them in all their glorey, go here: www.X-Kyuu-chan-X.deviantart.com
(Black Cat) Sven X Train: If that's not obvious sexual tension and frustration then I don't know what is. I don't know why I like this couple so much, I guess it's just the tempting idea of Train bent over the bench with Sven beh- Coughs I'll stop there. But you get the point. :)
(Kingdom Hearts I & II) Riku X Sora: They way Sora broke into tears and fell onto his knees dramatically at their reuinon was heart breaking and so uplifting at the same time. They're so in love, no doubt. 8D
(NARUTO) Kakashi X Iruka: This absolutely makes not sense and for a while I kind of detested it. I mean come on, they talked like 3-4 times in the entire series and even then they were usually about Naruto, Sasuke and or Sakura or they were bickering about something trivial. But... In the chapter when Iruka wa about to be oh-so-deaded by Pain and Kakashi jumped in at the last minute to save him all heroically-like!-... I couldn't help but swoon and allow my inner fangirlism to take over.
(NARUTO) Sai X Naruto: Sighs Where to begin... I think my initial love for SasuNaru is what spawned this almost unhealthy creation. It was the fact that Sasuke left Naruto all on his lonesome and Sai (who is pretty much the perfect replacement, look wise anyway) just seemed to fill the void. Naruto may not know it but Sai definately wants his 'unexistant penis', totally implied. Damn you Kishi and your Yaoi tendicies.
Hetero: (Ohh yus. I like them too. :)
(NARUTO) Kakashi X Sakura: Really... I just like this so Sasuke and Naruto can be together without feeling guilty about Sakura's feelings. Still love anyway.
Hm... Strange, I was expecting a bigger list here but I really can't think of any that I honestly support... Bar the obvious of coarse (Asuma and Kurenai). I'm also unable to think of any pairings outside of Naruto. I really should watch more anime. Cries.
Yuri: (No list is complete without it)
(NARUTO) Ino X Sakura: Love, loved, loving this pairing lots and lots! heart
Yes, I will warn you now, I am a die hard Twilight fan. Probably because the story is written much like fanfiction is and I'm a sucker for the hopeless romance sort of stories. Please don't flame me for this, like I said. I respect your opinons but if you project them at me in an obnoxious way then I will not be kind. Anway!
Why am I team Edward? Hm, maybe because the fact that Edward and Bella are simply canon. There is absolutely no denying that fact. They get married, consumate and have a freaking kid for crying out loud! So no amount of whiney fangirls screaming; WE WANT JACOB AND BELLA TOGETHER! OHMYGOD! THAT'S SO SAD! JACOB IS HOTTT!!11eleven!! - Will make Stephanie Meyer recollect all of her books and rewrite them just for the sake of Bella X Jacob. I will hand it to Jacob Black though, he is a very loving and kind character, (despite the fact that if you make him made enough he'll rip your freaking face off), he's just not Bella material.
I think deep down all Jacob fans are simply Jacob fans because they... To put it bluntly, feel sorry for him. And that's it... Really. Haha. 8D
So sorry, Bella and Jacob will never be. His heart was held out on a silver platter and Bella (being the dear thing she is) chewed it up and dried it of it's blood like the true vampire she is. :) They were friends, remain friends and sadly that's all they'll ever be. Hell they COULD be fuck buddies for all I care but in the end... Team Eddie all they way. :)
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
...I don't think he HATES her...but I agree with everything else 8D
Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino
this is so frickin' true
darkalbino: it is. i can seriously sit with a fellow SasuNaru fan ALL DAY just going "isn't SasuNaru great?" "omg yeah! it's so hot!" "i know! they should totally make it real!" "it is real!" "exactly!" "omg! it's so great!" "yes!" "i mean they BELONG together!" "They so do!" and so on and so forth.
(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)
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IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE THERE WILL BE...
A simple state of mind: He looked at me and I know I saw him whisper something! His lips moved and they formed incoherent words! I know they were there!... Too bad I couldn't hear them... Naruto is the new kid in town and he's finding it hard to cope with his being deaf, which is odd because normally he wouldn't have a problem. But this Sasuke kid, he made everything difficult. SasuNaru Fluff.
A bird!: It's a duck! It's a cockatoo! No! It's Sasuke-kun's hairstyle! Naruto finds himself comforting his certain raven haired boyfriend after a particular comment from a girl at school one day. NaruSasu, fluff, potential lemon.
Retrovensial: "Come again Dobe?" "I said retrovensial!" "...Come again Dobe?" Naruto decides that one day, it's just so freaking cool to make up your own word. SasuNaru, fluff, potential Lemon.
Break and Buy: I watched him carefully as he ran his hand along some of the more breakable items that layed on the shelf. "Sasuke..." I looked up. He used my name. This was good. Sasuke Uchiha found himself taking his blonde friend out for a day on shopping in order to heal is supposedly broken heart. But was Naruto's break up really all it seemed to be? SasuNaru, Lemon, fluff.
REQUESTS ARE OPEN PEOPLE! PLEASE MAKE THEM!! I ENJOY WRITING SO MUCH BUT I FIND MYSELF UNINSPIRED!! THANK YOU~
-Thanks for reading-
Updated 9:53pm Thursday 21st of January 2010