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Joined 12-29-07, id: 1456790, Profile Updated: 10-14-09
Author has written 21 stories for Discworld, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek: 2009, and Good Omens.

Greetings, O hapless Visitor, and beware the Grue!

Since I've Officially Posted Two Pence, I feel justified in writing an actual profile. It's very informative.

Order of Business #1:

Seven Haikus: Or, An Ode To The Art Of The Disclaimer

1:

It has come to my

Attention that my fanfics

Are all undisclaimed.

2:

Yet I am lazy;

Too lazy to fix each one

Individually.

3:

Hence the haikus I

Now present to you, reader.

Facts are as follows.

4:

Discworld, alas, ain't

Mine. You can tell because I

Do not have a beard.

5:

If I was bearded,

It might have been. But I don't.

This is my sorrow.

6:

All that belongs to

Me are a few flat OCs

And some of the words.

7:

One final note, dear

Reader. If you really thought

This mine - you are dense.

Order of Business #2:

Statistics, except not really, since there are very few numbers involved.

My name is not, alas, Schlodenbert Roxeim III. It kills me, but sometimes people just have to own up.

I did not just burn down the White House.

I completely failed to gain possession of weapons of mass destruction.

I own not even one single cherry tree.

I can't speak German.

I am not out of high school yet.

I do not have red hair.

I never ate a butterfly.

While these are just a few selected facts out of the many, I hope they will help you form a clear picture of various persons I ain't.

Order of Business #3:

Miscellany

Credits for the avatar to Marionette, x672, Emily, Debbie, Talia, Claire, or whatever it is she's calling herself today. I appreciate the most accurate rendition of my brain yet very, very much. Without it, who knows how far into the depths of iniquity I would have sunk?

Also, you can find the exact same fanfiction as is list below at the Archives of Excellence, because I am, obvs., excellent even in the my current dormant state. OBVS.

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Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,581 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bad Medicine by ckret2 reviews
Penicillin's birth was the reason Pestilence got out of the Horseman business. And Pollution's death was the reason he got back in. Pestilence's history, from the 19th century to the aborted Armageddon, and beyond. Oneshot. Hints of PestilencePollution.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Pestilence, Pollution - Complete
Dance on vaseline by toitsu reviews
War has dirty thoughts about Pollution.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - War, Pollution - Complete
Requiem by Thrice Seven Once Eleven reviews
At the end of the Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale meet in the ruins of Jerusalem. Aziraphale understands quite a bit of what's left unsaid, and says it. Rated M for language one f-bomb . Oneshot.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
A Beleriand Treasury of Childish Tales by Clodia reviews
A collection of frivolous snippets. Number eight: domestic discontent in Lothlórien. MEFA 2010 Honourable Mention in Genres: Drama: Incomplete for ch.s 1-8.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009
Relative Vimes by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Sam Vimes was not an only son.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008
Recurring Event by Charli800 reviews
Lord Vetinari, patrician of Ankh-Morpork, is not precisely dead, but Sam Vimes has definitely discovered his body. With a history of regicide in the family and a malfunctioning personal disorganiser, Vimes has his hands full.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Complications by ggo85 reviews
McCoy struggles with a seriously injured Pike and his new role as CMO.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,582 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Six Things You Never Knew About the Discworld by Merlin Missy reviews
On wishing, dating, literary pursuits, kingship, and Large Bubbling Baths With Water Pumped Through Jets And Attached Loofa .
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Revolutions by Twist reviews
FINISHED Stoneface Vimes overthrew King Lorenzo, and was killed shortly thereafter, giving rise to a long line of Morporkian Patricians. But what if Vimes had lived? Join the readers who rave this journey down the Other Trouser Leg is "pretty ok!"
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
The Vetissey by Virtuella reviews
Through the petty revenge of a jilted opera singer, Lord Vetinari and his new wife find themselves lost at sea. It looks fishy, and Vimes decides to find out the truth. Sequel to A Winter's Tale, set post-MM.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
He Nearly Went by Migratory reviews
Contains spoilers for Jingo. The Vimes who stayed behind to fight also had the wrong dis-organiser, and now Lady Sybil is left knowing what might have been.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
This Too by odditycollector reviews
Crowley said, “You go to all the trouble of destroying someone, the least you can do is show up to the funeral. It’s just good manners.” Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
A Rolling Stone by AbstractConcept reviews
Vimes interviews a troll accused of assault.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Angua Loses It by Virtuella reviews
Moonlight, a random discharge of magic and a little switch. Written for Rowena DeVandal's One Thousand Words Or Less Challenge.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Angua - Complete
Advanced Cheating by adele4 reviews
Moist and Vetinari play poker. / Post Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Moist von L., Vetinari - Complete
I Remember It Like It Was Yesterday by Rowena DeVandal reviews
Blatant Self-Insert. What I am POSITIVE would happen if I really did fall into the world of Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Other Woman by Laryna6 reviews
Vetinari, on Vimes, Carrot, the nature of belief, the perils of being believed in, the woman they all belong to & the women they cheat on their work with. Morporkia is a selfish mistress.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Incurable by Tindomiel reviews
A brief conversation on life, the universe, etc. between two characters more similar than they believe. Crossover, Terry-Pratchett-meets-TARDIS style.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Every Evil Its Good by Minerva McTabby reviews
He is twenty-two when he proposes to her for the first time and she refuses him. Twenty-six years will pass before he does it again. Jo/Laurie, WIP
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Jo, Laurie
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Seven Deep Dark Secrets That House Could Have Had by Roga reviews
Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2007 - J. Wilson, A. Cameron - Complete
Precious Things by paperchain reviews
Dorcas Meadowes reflects on precious things at her darkest hour, captured by the Death Eaters. Extremely missing moment, set during Vold War One. Torture and dark themes, I'm afraid. Rated for safety. Any concrit gratefully received.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
St Wossname's Fire by SpamWarrior reviews
The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence. Features just about everyone who's ever been in a Discworld book for more than two pages. PHEER, I tell you.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
Plogviehze, Baby by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Polly P. - Complete
The Paths of the Dead by Laiqualaurelote reviews
LotR meets Discworld. Oneshot based on a dream of my sister's. Aragorn enters the wrong world on the Paths of the Dead and has to make do with a very unexpected army.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
Evidence by Camwyn reviews
Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2004
Vetinari In Absentia by Mercator reviews
Vetinari has no job, no home and no money. What he does have is his mistress, his wits and a motley group of allies. Does Downey stand a chance? 3rd in the Seamstress Series (Began with Say Yes). FINI!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,050 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004
From the Office of the Patrician by Mercator reviews
Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
Virtue and Vice & Vice Versa by Lady Jaida reviews
A darker, or perhaps not so much darker, look at Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship. Set during the French Revolution, because you all know Aziraphale in a waistcoat is pretty damn sexy. R&R! *NEW* Chapter Four!
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Children by samvimes reviews
After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M.
Either Way by samvimes reviews
The fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/25/2003
Patterns by samvimes reviews
Vimes faces up to some interesting truths about the Watch.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2003
Earthly Possessions by Joon reviews
Hastur's out for some revenge--FINISHED!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,349 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
Chance Encounter: a vignette by Beth Einspanier reviews
Sometimes the short answer says more than the long answer...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2002
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Within a Shadowed Forest reviews
AU. Adam… succumbs to his inner Son of Satan, when the time comes. Adam being Adam, this still involves a little rewriting of the Plan. Written for the 2010 go exchange.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Adam Young
The Fine Art of Clandestinely Meeting Your Contact reviews
A missing scene from the book. A certain agent of Goodness and Light and a certain representative of Purest Evil argue over tea buns.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Conserving Water reviews
Crowley experiments with succulents. Or rather, doesn't, much. But a little goes a long way, with cacti.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
In Imitation of Apples reviews
Chekov crosses paths with a certain pair of immortals relatively early in life.
Crossover - Good Omens & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Aziraphale, P. Chekov - Complete
The Universal Solvent reviews
"Here's the thing about obliterating all flesh: it can take some time." Aziraphale and Crowley talk about some things and fail to talk about others while the Flood is still in the process of, well, flooding.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Rest, Recuperation, and Reanimation reviews
After leaving the minds of men whereto they were banished, and making their way back into the world, the Horsepersons camp out at the Tadfield Manor Conference and Management Training Center.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sister Mary Loquacious - Complete
An Inheritance reviews
Some genealogies are bloody difficult to write out. There's probably a message there, if you look. Or, failing that, a pun.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Adam Young, Pepper - Complete
Seven Deadly Days reviews
In the week following the Apocalypse, Aziraphale sins. A lot. Although he never does use the phrase "core values".
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
And Miles To Go Before I Sleep, The Remix reviews
"Books have weight and density unrelated to their physical realities; in large quantities- their concentrated hope a concentrated mass- they warp the spirit." A look at Aziraphale and Crowley immediately after the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
With Flowers In Her Girdle And Wax In Her Ears reviews
Goldberry takes an inventive approach towards learning to live with a poetry-spouting headcase.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Playing For Keeps reviews
In the end, the fate of the Centaurian slug is decided by an inadvisable game of poker.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - C. Pike, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
The Brave and the Bold and the Slightly Illegal reviews
Being the swashbuckling story of the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANKH-MORPORK, an insidious band of vigilantes whose evil might be thwarted only through the efforts of mild-mannered journalist SAM VIMES JR., his father's ghost, & eighteen dead, goldfishy sidekicks!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
The Purchase Of A One Horse, Open Sleigh reviews
The Vimes family are taking the long-that is to say, scenic-way home from Uberwald, but certain preparations must be completed first, which may involve loss of life, limb, or ear. Plotless and somewhat fluffy gift!fic for Roruna. You have been warned.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Angua Von Uberwald, A Lycanthropic Compromise reviews
More angsty snapshots in time, the subject being our very favorite angsty werewolf. Of course. Forgive me. Also, I keep changing the title! Sorry 'bout that.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Perils Of Smoking Out Back reviews
It wasn't even as if Vimes liked cigarettes. But, well, you had to respect the timing. And after all, nicotine was nicotine. Right? *This fanfiction sponsored by Pantweed's Slim Panatellas -tm-*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
When Realms Collide reviews
ANGSTY SLASH. Also, technical difficulties, for though it is said one must never meddle in the affairs of slashers, well, since when have watchmen listened to good advice? Warning: utter, utter pointless crack, and the shameless abuse of the term 'meta'.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
The Eyes Of The World reviews
Denethor looks and is blinded.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Denethor, Sauron - Complete
Wherefore Ducks? And Other Stories reviews
Read the chronicles of Ankh-Morpork's Finest as they struggle valiantly to keep The Truth away from That Nosy De Worde's ears, The Convenient Lies out of That Bloody Slant's hands, and The Nobbs out of Mr. Scrope's Family Institution! **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Of Cats and Conmen reviews
It might have been Fate, but it was probably Fortune. Two old friends, fellows, and famous fraudsters meet in the Watch's cells. And if one of them is a pwetty wittle putty tat and the other a respected citizen, well, what of it? Everyone needs a day job.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Ankh Morpork Malady: Or, Where Alchemists Go Wrong reviews
Madam comes to Ankh-Morpork! Vimes' desk explodes! Angua blacks out! Sybil darns Vimes' socks! COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION? Venture on, dear reader, to find out. **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,757 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Havelock Vetinari, Flamingo and Boy reviews
Series of snapshots covering the supposed life and times of Havelock Vetinari. Read at your own risk.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete