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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

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With Every Beat by halfdemonfan reviews
Pain can come in various forms. Sakura had suffered all of them; but with the war raging on she found the torture would continue. Canon/ Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,137 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dreams of Flying by Darksknight reviews
He was supposed to be gone. Scattered, ashes in the wind. She knew she just lonely, despite all the people around her. She was looking for him in her memory to push off the sadness that was settling around her, to convince herself she was home somehow. That had to be it, she was imagining him. So why, when she reached, did it feel like the air reached back?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 41,157 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 5/25/2013 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Summer Heat by heRsheys ChoColatier reviews
Chapter Six: Was she falling for the sadist? The summer adventures continue.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Kagura, Okita S.
trial and error by ribbons-red reviews
"Alrighty, brave and loyal compatriots of the Shinsengumi. Our problem? One irritable Okita-taichou. Our objective? Getting Kagura-sama to become his girlfriend. Likely outcome? We're so screwed." [Okita x Kagura]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,256 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Okita S., Kagura
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,222 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Don't Tell Me You Love Me When I Hate You This Much, IDIOT! by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Kagura is being stalked and for the next three days, with Gin and Shinpachi leaving, she'll have no one to protect her. Not that Kagura thinks she needs protecting. Especially when the guy that gets tasked with being her bodyguard is none other than her hated rival- Sougo Okita. Among the chaos and bloodshed of the next three days, the definition of 'hate' might just change.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kagura, Okita S.
Realizations by Aeneid reviews
Sometimes, growing up made things a lot more awkward.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Kagura, Okita S.] - Complete
Past Afflictions by Miss Tie reviews
I figured I had lost my mind when the only logical explanation for my situation was time travel. I knew I had lost my mind when I found every affection I had ever held for Sasuke Uchiha was still very much intact and directed completely at the twelve year old boy who I had somehow managed to sit beside. God damn my life, and that bitch who put me here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,814 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kagura and Okita: The Unbreakable Bond that Will Kill you by Blade of Hellfire reviews
Sougo and Kagura are the most infamous couple of Gintama High. Despite being in an arranged marriage, they continue to their relationship and regime without a care in the world. Then, when a new rich boy comes in and takes an interest in Kagura, everyone is reminded why Sougo and Kagura are the ruling couple of Kabukicho.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Underdeveloped by sunny-baby-angel reviews
Okita feels that China's too underdeveloped for his taste. One-shot. OkiKagu Fluff. Read and review, pretty please! :))
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,768 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Oddity of Sakura Haruno by Miss Tie reviews
Fan girls were something I was used to. Insane, pink-haired, mood-swinging girls like Sakura Haruno were another story entirely. Sister-Story to 'Past Afflictions.' In which Sakura is sent back in time and Sasuke has to deal with the changes she brings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sure Gintama follows Sazae-san format, but a girl still needs to grow by Beautymoon reviews
Complete title: "Sure Gintama follows Sazae-san format, but a girl still needs to grow, yes?" In which Kagura thinks she is cursed, Gintoki tries to work with Hijikata and Okita tries to save his man berries. ONESHOT Rating T for mild cursing, and Gintama variety of humor.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by lilmaimas reviews
Senior year is hard enough, but when the phrase "I see dead people" becomes accurate, life turns difficult. Especially when werewolves start harassing you while a secret organization is trying to kidnap you. Can Chloe Saunders survive this? chlerek AU
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,847 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Love and Luck by M.F.K.Fisher reviews
"Yi Jeong had been away from Soeul for four years, and in those four years, Ga Eul had learned to live without him." Yi Jeong returns home to some surprises. Starting with T and ending in M.
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Ga Eul, Yi Jeong
Dental Hygiene 202 by TeenWriterKimba reviews
Tooth brushing should be simple, right? Abed/Annie friendship with a little Troy thrown in.
Community - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Abed N., Annie E., Troy B. - Complete
Four Opportunities by arliddian reviews
Three times they almost kissed, and one time they actually did. Abed/Annie one-shot.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Abed N., Annie E.] - Complete
in need, indeed by brutalitops reviews
After almost a year of living with Troy and Abed, Annie was used to hearing the Inspector Spacetime theme song blaring through the apartment into her bedroom. Every now and again she found herself humming along.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Annie E., Abed N.
A Marriage Is Two Parts Violence One Part Stupidity by luova tauko reviews
"We should get married", Okita says between one punch and the next.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Get A Little Closer by YueSoEul reviews
What happens when a thief crossed path with a notorious police officer? Chaos ensues. She's temperamental but sweet when she wanted to be, he's calm and collected. One is a straight arrow, the other believe rules are made to be broken or at the very least, to be bend slightly. How far can they bend each other's principle? How far can they take the game?
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Ga Eul, Yi Jeong
Chana by astopperindeath reviews
She pulled back suddenly and looked him in the face, his eyes still closed. How had he known? She hadn't used her full name in years, not since every single WASP of an elementary teacher had failed to pronounce it right. Annie/Abed
Community - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Organic Chemistry by yoshi09 reviews
Having never been on a "real" date before, Annie goes on a practice date with Abed after encouragement from the rest of the Greendale 7.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Abed N., Annie E.
Luck of the Jewish by nitefang reviews
Where was his father's old shotgun? Puck needed it to go blast his own head off since it was malfunctioning. He'd lost his mind. It was the heat. He passed out from heatstroke and was having some funky dream as some sort of cosmic payback for coming up with so many racist jokes. He thought he'd been in the clear since he'd never said them out loud. Apparently he was wrong.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,210 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Keep the Car Running by glamaphonic reviews
Alternate title: Derek and Chloe Touch Each Other's Junk.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
I Heard the Streets Were Paved with Gold by easternepiphany reviews
"Jeff, I know you don't believe in the darkest timeline but that's where we are. I've been working on the algorithm to get us to the prime timeline and we need Annie's help to do so. We're going to break her out of the mental hospital and she's going to be a second constable and we're going to reclaim our rightful places."
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
The Dance by orangetulips reviews
Noah and Rachel aren't friends. Puck and Rachel aren't friends. Or maybe they are, just not in the traditional sense of the word. She believes in him but can never finds the words to tell him that, and he believes in her and can only find his own crude words. It's a rudimentary back and forth dance for dominance, for protection. Takes place after the "Choke" episode.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Better with Three by lupine-eyes reviews
After a particularly emotional Inspector Spacetime simulation, Troy and Abed proposition Annie. Troy/Annie/Abed, OTP3. Rating may go up for future chapters.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Annie E., Abed N.
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Closets and Clichés by Topaz Tsubasa reviews
"Natsume?" "Yes, dear?" he answers sarcastically. "Why are we both in a closet – again?" The multiple instances in Mikan Sakura's life in which she's pulled into small storing spaces with none other than Natsume Hyuuga.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
In the Next Room by lupine-eyes reviews
Annie isn't the type to make a lot of noise, but Abed can hear her anyway. Pre? Annie/Abed and kind-of accidental voyeurism.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
It's a Winter Friendship Gone Rogue by lysapot reviews
They've been official friends for the whole Christmas break, so why the hell is she ignoring him all of the sudden?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Beautiful All Along by lupine-eyes reviews
Annie's distaste of a certain trope sparks a discussion between her and Abed on media and feelings, and leads to the revelation they've all been waiting for.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Unexpected Outburst by busygirlks reviews
Rachel is hell-bent on making Finn jealous, but what if an unexpected slip of the tongue leads her to consider other options? Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Problematic Things by InterruptingDinosaur reviews
She wasn't entirely sure how it all started, this whole business with Abed. For once, she wished she could have been more jaded or wiser. Maybe then, she wouldn't be an emotional mess every time he was in the room. Abed/Annie
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
some assembly required by runawaygoddess reviews
When friends suck, complete strangers are always the people to turn to. Unless they might be axe murderers. In which case, it's probably best not to move in with them. Unless you're desperate. Which she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,219 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
officer officer tell me the truth by songs reviews
AU. Sakura gets pulled over by Officer Uchiha Sasuke; — sasuke ო sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Nuances of Emotion by liltrix reviews
Annie sees some ex-classmates from her old high school while grocery shopping with Abed. Oneshot. Abed/Annie.
Community - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Abed N., Annie E.
A Safe Place by yellowcrayon7 reviews
Abed helps Annie recover from a harrowing ordeal. Pretty angsty and possibly triggering deals with Annie as a victim of sexual assault . I wanted to highlight the sweetness and closeness of their friendship by putting them in a very non-sitcom situation.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Abed N., Annie E.
Locked In by Baby-Firecracker reviews
Rachel, Puck and Santana find themselves locked in the choir room after school with apparently no way out. Cue awkward conversations and propositions. Pucklebery with a dash of Santana. Pezberry/Pucktana friendship. Three Part.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Wanted by nitefang reviews
Then he finally looked at her. Guilt, sadness, regret—all plastered across her beautiful face. Because no matter how much Quinn hurt him, Sam was a good guy. He wouldn't call her ugly because she wasn't. She was just…screwed up. She was a beautiful, sweet girl who wasn't done making mistakes yet. But he was done with her.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - [Sam E., Rachel B.] - Complete
Origins of Fractured Existences by The CheezHead reviews
At some point, it stops being Troy and Abed and becomes Troy and Abed and Annie. And the three of them make a home and together the three of them become complete. And this feeling of completeness is so overwhelming for Abed and Annie, because it's been so long since they were anything but broken. But then Troy leaves and they're broken again.
Community - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Fallen Night by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's been two years since Pain attacked Konoha. Kakashi has been in a coma and Sasuke has been plotting his revenge. When Sasuke decides the best way to destroy the village is from the inside out, what will he discover upon his return?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,266 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Bro Code by KillerMay reviews
NARUSASU. AU. Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Brodom, and dedicated to the proposition that all Bros are created equal. Slight SasuSaku and NaruHina. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bubblegum by ill0gical reviews
With her Barbie doll best friend dating the school's heartthrob, and her pixie of a best friend progressing her crush on Konoha High's class clown, Sakura feels that she's content. That is, until Mr and Mrs. Perfect's dramatic break-up. Uhm, help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,387 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Daydream On Jobs by rainbow.room reviews
With his godly good looks, Natsume knew he could be anything he wanted. -AU [2012]
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
When It All Comes Crashing Down by secretsofgray reviews
Kakashi is a counselor, and has five kids under his wing. Tempers flare, fists fly, and heartstrings are tugged. REUPLOADED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
Fanboys by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You'd Marry Me? by The Alternative Source reviews
She surprised him at every turn. Especially when she said she'd marry him. Abed/Annie. One-Shot. Complete.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Lessons in Epic Storytelling by penny1200 reviews
Annie finds the study group in greater chaos than usual. When they blame her for their behavior, Annie sets them down and tells them an epic love story that will reveal every single one of her deepest secrets.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,944 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
Heroology by Madam Callisto reviews
Annie almost learns a lesson about independence from the Dark Knight and a certain friendly neighborhood superhero.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
Modern Interpretations of Regency Literature by Palgrave Goldenrod reviews
The study group has to read Pride and Prejudice for their English Literature 101. Annie learns sometimes it's not a good idea to study your favourites... and other times, it might just be one of the best ideas you ever had. Annie/Abed, Annie/Jeff.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Down The Road by RiStark reviews
Mugen contemplates, Jin is indecisive, and Fuu is content. Oneshot.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Byutifull by They That Know reviews
Laurel Souza reflects on one of the many mysteries of life from the backseat of her Daddy's SUV. One-shot. Chlerek, needless to say. EXTENSION IS UP.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
All Coming Down by Sweetbriar reviews
Rachel's psychiatrist? Sucks. "We're all…damaged, Berry. But we can all be damaged together." Be aware: monstriously long one-shot. Also: reposted, details inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Categorized Under 'Empathy' by Jayflight111 reviews
Annie attempts to watch everything Abed's ever referenced in what is probably the strangest form of seduction ever documented.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Student Warfare by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hardworking student president. So violent, disrespectful rule-breaking delinquent new student Gaara is her worst nightmare. But Sakura is determined to stand up to the feared student. Is there more than meets the eye with Gaara? GaaSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Remember to Breathe by creamofconsciousness reviews
Sex means something. Right? - Set during the 2 month timeskip pre Introduction to Finality.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
all the world's a stage by dress without sleeves reviews
Movieverse. It's the Avengers. Only . . . instead of saving the world, they're performing, or not performing, Shakespeare. Because this is actually the sort of thing that goes on in my head. / This is what Phil Coulson gets for going to art school.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012
one hell of a love story by trinketts reviews
Annie is screaming. Again. And not in the way Abed, admittedly, would like her to be screaming.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Troy and Abed in the Morning, Nights by The Alternative Source reviews
Abed's ready to end his trial run with Annie. Annie/Abed. ONESHOT.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
2030 by nitefang reviews
"All right, guys, where do you think you'll be in the year twenty-thirty?" "In jail or dead," Puck answered. Then added as an afterthought, "Or both."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Planned Parenthood by KillerMay reviews
In which Sasuke and Sakura have a baby. Sort of. SASUSAKU. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,883 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Game On by Paceismyhero reviews
A/U prompt fic dedicated to SuzQQ. Puck is a college basketball player, Rachel a performer at one of his games. It doesn't take long for sexiness to ensue. Two-part story, part 1 in Rachel's POV and part 2 in Puck's. Rated M for part 2. Read and review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,335 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Unhealthy by Baby-Firecracker reviews
She was finding it harder and harder to walk away from him. "I'm in your system now, baby. You're gonna crave me." Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Schadenfreude by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sasuke never particularly cared what happened to Orochimaru's human experiments until he sees one with pink hair. Hints of SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Realization by screennameless reviews
It's just like the bastard to disarm him with the one thing they both love. Set during Evanescent Encounters, Parts I and II.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Mugen - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ties by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Sakura reminds Sai why he is more loyal to her and Naruto than he ever was to ROOT. Friendship fic. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Cause Everybody's After Love by nitefang reviews
"Unicorns are supposed to be sweet and nice and everything good in the world. So as president of the student body and leader of the unicorns, I have to make sure the school is running smoothly and that everyone's happy, and that includes you too."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Upholding the Law by frostykitten reviews
Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Colors of the Week by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
Jin could always count on Mugen to know the days of the week. This frightened him, because any knowledge Mugen had was no-doubt related to illicit something-or-other, and something like a calendar was full of dirty loopholes. Fuugen. Lots of lime.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sour Patch Kid by nitefang reviews
"You're a Sour Patch Kid! You're a sour jerk with a weird haircut, but deep inside, you're a big, sweet softie who wants to sing love songs to—" "Brit, you better shut up before I flambé your cat!" "—Rachel Berry for the rest of his life!"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,378 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Trust by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
Who would've guessed it? That boy could be trusted. Fuugen. Oneshot.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Perfectly Awkward by KillerMay reviews
Nothing will ever be as perfect as this. AU. SASUSAKU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Their Right Mind by SuperNatasha reviews
Drunk Abed encounters horny Annie on New Years Eve, and the night takes it's course from there. Oneshot, rated M for all the right reasons. Reviews welcome!
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Abed N., Annie E.
Not Listening by TheBucketWoman reviews
"In American Sign Language there was more than one way to say what she said. She used the three part sign, pointing to herself, crossing her arms over her chest, then pointing at him." AU Dasey, among other pairings.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,245 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
I Prefer The Worst In You by Baby-Firecracker reviews
Words exchanged after the Finn/Quinn cheating scandal cause Rachel to exact her own form of revenge the best way she knows how. She didn't expect it to lead to new friends and a new boyfriend. Puckleberry. Pezberry & Samchel friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
college experiences by oneperfectfit reviews
Annie uses Abed, except it's his idea and he doesn't really mind at all. On a semi-related side note, Don Draper is sexy. Written before the S2 premiere.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Affirmation by Spoiled Sweet reviews
A lesson on cuddling leads to admissions leads to affirmations. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
once upon a time by the general girl reviews
Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Annie Edison by xxHarleQuinnxx reviews
Little Annie Edison might just be the girl for Troy and Abed. Alternatively she might also be deeply out of character and an emotional train wreck. Abed gives her the top bunk anyway.
Community - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Abed N., Annie E.
Mint Perfumed Death by Chrysantheme reviews
He smells like mint, and maybe something more. In which Layla tries to remain a lady. Layla/Warren oneshot. Companion-fic to the Possession Dilemma. R&R please
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
you're lucky i love you by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML. One-shot; drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
skinny jean faggots by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; SUIKA au; Straight up, they sparkle. "So, I'm convinced that your pants are cutting off circulation to your brain, and I'm thinking that maybe you should just leave." COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,786 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Most Unusual Quest by Killaurey reviews
The dragon never gets the girl. Except one time, he does. AU. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Puppy Love by KillerMay reviews
SasuSaku, Sasuke, Sakura, and an disagreement on whether dogs or cats are better. One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Growing Up by IndigoGrapefruit reviews
"Why is Natsume shirtless, Mikan? And why are you wearing his shirt?" "I told you they were gonna ditch us to make – nodon'tkillmeNatsume!"
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,971 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
GradeA Man Meat by foshizzlemanizzle reviews
AU. SasuSaku. What a waste of perfectly good man-meat. Oh well, the hot ones were always either gay, taken or crazy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Knowledge by TotalTownie reviews
-AU- Because knowledge is power, even if it is a little useless. (Sasuke/Sakura)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Possession Dilemma by Chrysantheme reviews
He isn't sure when he started loving her, but he's willing to continue doing so. F&@!% whoever tries to deny him of that. Warren/Layla oneshot. Rated T for cussing.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Box Full of Crayons by JanuaryFriend reviews
Childhood is a short season. A collection of various character drabbles set during that precious time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
But Never Jumping by snappleducated reviews
Derek drops the L word, and everyone else is severely underwhelmed. — CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer by chocolatebearturk reviews
She spends the first month of her summer locked in her room, reading Diana Wynne Jones and listening to her voicemails.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
Twas The Fight Before Christmas by Rubyyy reviews
A Christmas one-shot. Yi Jeong and Ga Eul have a slight disagreement on Christmas Eve.
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Yi Jeong, Ga Eul - Complete
we've come a long way, baby by dress without sleeves reviews
Ten vaguely connected post-Special Education drabbles. / "Tell anyone and I'll cut your ponytail off while you sleep," Santana says, looking straight ahead. Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
One Sentence by loveadubdub reviews
All it takes is one sentence. One sentence to put a target on her back. One sentence to ruin her life. One sentence to make her question everything she's ever thought she knew.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,266 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Who's the Damsel Now! by NeptunesBlue reviews
COMPLETE. Fuu saves Mugen's ungrateful, indignant ass after an encounter with a prostitute goes horribly awry. One-Night Mushroom part deux, anyone? Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice...you answer to Fuu?
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Texts from Last Night by dress without sleeves reviews
Glee shenanigans, as documented by their phones. / Five: Matt Rutherford deserves a chance to fly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010
Spring and Winter by RandomnessGalore reviews
Because there has to be a reason spring follows winter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting Over It by SEZCPL reviews
Grown up Derek has it all: Money, fame and a super-model wife. What could possibly go wrong? And when it does, who is guaranteed to stick her nose in. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 114,926 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Death By Love by xox.Dynamite.xox reviews
Sakura just finished working in the hospital when she sees a wounded person close to death. Not knowing what to do, she brings him home.It's only when she reaches the warmth of her house is when she realizes who exactly she just brought home. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Spell Check by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Hermione spends some time at the Burrow and takes a job at Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Oh the possibilities! Post DH with some adjustments and definite spoilers. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,230 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
The Birds of Prey by Little Falcon reviews
Utilizing men's greatest weakness they're the team unlike any other. Watch out it's all out girl power! GaaSaku InoShika TenNen HinKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,770 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Some girls by maggiequeen reviews
I know there are some sick f***ers out there and tragedy happens every day, but writing a song about a dude shooting dead his pregnant daughter? What the actual f*** was David Geddes huffing when he penned that one?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Fantasy Art by alitablake reviews
Cain wants to do something Kyoko knows he cannot do and offers him an alternative. OOC Lime
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Matrimoanal Blisters by SEZCPL reviews
A couple check into a hotel. It's obvious to all that this is a relationship built on sand - probably of the 'quick' variety. What is Derek doing married to the cute brunette with the blue eyes. And why is everything not quite as it seems? - DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 128,102 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Nothing Like the Sun by snappleducated reviews
Casey and Derek attempt to be a couple. This involves browsing for chastity belts on eBay, traumatizing the entire family, dubious school projects, seedy motel rooms, the abuse of aspirin, failed seductions, and even more pancakes.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Bonne Nuit et Rêves Doux by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
A little reminder couldn't hurt, could it? Th inner ramblings of a man in love, on the phone with the girl who's still making up her mind. Bon soir ma cherie.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
romantic expressionism by dress without sleeves reviews
Or, this is why orgies get so weird so fast. There's nothing preventing any one of them from looking at any of the others as a sexual prospect. Which is weird, sometimes.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Creeps by JazzyCat reviews
It seemed that was the only type of man that Fuu could attract, and frankly, she was tired of it. T /M-ish. Implied Fuugen. Oneshot.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letters To Crushes by Rubyyy reviews
This contains... letters to crushes.
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Love At First Punch by Measured reviews
The first date involves mallets and helmets. Also grenades. And rocket launchers. Okita/Kagura
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
a fragment is defined by what it lacks by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Ladies and Gentlemen - Derek Venturi, matchmaking eunuch...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Reasonably Attractive by snappleducated reviews
Casey had somehow destroyed the barrier between fighting and making out. Which wasn’t all that terrible, really, considering how much they fought. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Fake Love by Sweetest Wishes reviews
It all started by being forced into a fake relationship, strictly for business purposes. But when Japan's two hottest models accidentally fall in love with the one person they despise most, all hell breaks loose. "Oh, this is gonna be good."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,230 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
mostly like white noise by dress without sleeves reviews
To do: graduate as soon as possible and never make friends again, because they're a pain in his ass. // His first thought is that it’s too bad she’s wearing clothes, and his second is that he really, seriously is going to hell.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
The Conspiracy by Miko-chan reviews
Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 86,212 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Winning Her Back by on sleepless roads reviews
After finding out that Ga Eul isn't too willing to let him back into her life after four years of silence, the Casanova sets out on a mission to win back his country bumpkin. LAST CHAPTER UP, loves.
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,596 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
The Perfect Moment by Sapphire Rose E reviews
Miyu is a woman who has––no lie––been in 27 weddings in counting, never to find her own true love. But when she meets the daring Kanata and when her cousin/sister Chris comes home from Italy, let's just say that things get a little hectic! rated T
Daa! Daa! Daa! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,792 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Kanata, Miyu
Set Myself on Fire by dress without sleeves reviews
Puck and Rachel, from the beginning. It wasn't always slushies and nasty comments in the hallway. // Ten: Someone breaks up, someone makes up, and old habits die hard. Finished!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Other 11,001 Things to be Miserable About by Heist reviews
Hermione does not take disappointment sitting down. Draco does not handle falling in love standing upright. A love story of public drunkenness, family legacies, bad hair, quidditch, melancholy caribou, and falling down. A lot. DMHG, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
pretty girl by ohwhatsherface reviews
Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Always Tomorrow by snappleducated reviews
Casey seduces Derek through the cunning use of pancakes. And skimpy maid outfits. But mostly pancakes. — CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
sin tetas, no hay paraiso by dress without sleeves reviews
Puck and Rachel watch Telenovelas, try to kill each other with words, and then make out. Puck/Rachel, hints of Finn/Rachel. // He wonders when she became someone in his life that he actually cared about, and how the hell he can reverse the process.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
feminine wiles by smartalker reviews
There could be only one explanation for why Zoro kept on dreaming about Nami: she was obviously brainwashing his subconscious. — ZoroNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
electron conspiracy by smartalker reviews
You ever had a one night stand? You ever had your one night stand end up on the cover of People magazine? — ZukoKatara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Spider's Embrace by Mistress Sianna reviews
“I will never love you, Naraku! Never!” Kagome panted angrilly. “It matters not, ” he breathed huskily against her throat. “For you love what I can do to you.” Nar/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Naraku, Kagome H. - Complete
Welcome to the Café of Youth! by Cee Head reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Today I met my Prince Charming. Then I impaled him on my mop, punched him in the eye, spilled hot coffee down his pants, and rear ended his car. Fml.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pavlov's Dog is Chasing Schrodinger's Cat by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Derek/Casey. "Seeing more of each other is the ideal way to make us want to see less of each other."
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Predicting the Future Brightness by margaritama reviews
A night among the stars brings two unlikely people together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
valued white lies by smartalker reviews
The whole fat world’s a naked model posing for a treasure map, flaws dolled up by X’s. — Cheshire Cat
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cheshire Cat - Complete
of love and haircare by the blanket reviews
CRACK. AU. Slight NejiIno. Peripheral SasuSaku. The beginnings of Pretty Love are rarely Frizz-Free. “Being around you makes me forget why homicides are illegal.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
rattlesnakes and romance by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
-AU- How I Met Your Stepbrother Remix. Casey Venturi and Derek McDonald face off. Only one of them is going to make it out alive, and that one is probably Emily Davis.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Red Lining by Aki Lee reviews
AU. Natsume, a rockstar of a band called Red Lining wanted to buy a CD in a CD store. Unfortunately, while buying, he had a fight with a girl who doesn't even know who he was! What will he do? Full summary inside...not a oneshot anymore! NxM!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Aftereffect by NeoNails reviews
One bad decision can turn into the worst night of your life in a split second. How you handle it afterward is what makes it all worthwhile. Warren/Layla.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Poorly Laid Plans by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
FredHermioneGeorge - WINNER OF THE JULY 2009 TWIN EXCHANGE CHALLENGE! - Full Title - The Poorly Laid Plans of Fred, George, and Hermione and the Abduction of Betty the Boa Constrictor. FredHermioneGeorge. Gift for Sweetheart in the corner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Of Cats and Tricks and Twin Weasley Wheezes by pyxislynx reviews
Fred/Hermione. A joke shop trick gone quite disastrous. At least, for the twins, Harry, and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Compromise by November Romeo reviews
In which he indulges her question, she calls him a pervert thrice and they argue over August. Oneshot, light and easy, like a Saturday morning.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Induced with Madness by snappleducated reviews
LWD does The Princess Bride. Sam breaks the fourth wall, Truman dies a couple times, Casey demands a different romantic lead, and Derek keeps on cheating. Yes, there’s still a lot of UST.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Starting Line by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
"Why do you care?" He does. N't. Doesn't. Wait, what was the question again? Derek/Casey. Post Futuritis.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
reading the mood by smartalker reviews
Your existence continues to insult me. — DracoHermoine
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
all that's best of dark and bright by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
P.S. I have a life, thank you very much! Just because it doesn’t involve booze and sorority parties doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I have a very fulfilling life, full of coffeehouses and poetry readings. What is your life full of, Derek? Hockey? -Future-
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Equation of Power by of self reviews
It was no longer about the remote. They were fighting for something else. Derek/Casey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
For Reasons Unknown by snappleducated reviews
It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Rules for Being Unattached by xXAikoXx reviews
Complete!Think you know everything about guys?Think again!When it comes to dating guys,she has all the info from her resource.But when Mr. Right hit her,she was starting to figure out that the info given won’t imply to certain arrogant foe of her R&R
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,630 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Coming Out of the Closet 2: Konoha Gone Crazy! by nocturnalMusings reviews
It's the weekend after the closet incident, and things are pretty much normal: Sakura and Gaara are together, and Sasuke has meds. But when a jutsu goes wrong, will the village suffer? Or will it laugh its head off? GaaSaku, Sasu Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
In Answer To Your Question by embracing-shadows reviews
Ron asks Hermione a question, but it's Fred who does the answering. Granted, he does it in a rather unorthodox manner...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Billion Dollar Rake by shooting star 0160 reviews
He's HANDSOME, He's RICH and He's SINGLE. Will the famous Natsume Hyuuga ever find the perfect match? Or will he forever be known as the 'Billion-Dollar Rake? NatsumeXMikan; RukaXHotaru
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,692 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Love is Irrational by Sana-banana reviews
Tsubasa is determined to get the crimson eyed flame manipulator to confess his love for mikan. What happens if he falls in love with Mikan in the process? Will Natsume even be able to handle this? NatsumeMikanTsubasa Read and review
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Mikan S.
Burning Hunger by Vashka reviews
In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,000 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Something Obscene by snappleducated reviews
You know, there’s a reason why he’s sitting on the couch every night, while you come home later and later. And it’s not for the commercials. — DerekCasey, CaseyTruman
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Mix Up by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, FredHermione/ “You should know by now that I can tell you two apart.” He laughed and kissed her soundly. “Apparently not.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
my sweetheart gives me bruises by smartalker reviews
The foolproof method to dating: arrest all the competition. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Mistakenly Perfect by starooo reviews
Never did in a life time that Natsume Hyuuga and Sakura Mikan would imagine being Lady and the Tramp on a piece of pasta. It was stupid, but that was their love. NxM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
the heritage classic by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
In an unprecedented third period turnabout, Casey and Derek stop fighting. Chaos ensues.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Facts about Natsume by Sakura Mikan by Mist of Clandestine reviews
13. He is so sensitive! He once cried watching ‘A walk to remember’. 22. He has a HUGE crush on Taylor Swift. All you need to know about him is right here! One shot!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
A Cauldron Full of Hot Strong Love by luvscharlie reviews
When the brewing of a love potion goes wrong, other things go right. Fred/Hermione, George/Lee
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Now what happened? by BronzeStorm reviews
Harry goes to sleep at the Burrow and wakes up somewhere else. Is it just a dream or is this new place a reality?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Weasley Triplets Save the Day by luvscharlie reviews
Fred Weasley and his doppelgangers save the day. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
attack of the body snatchers by smartalker reviews
In which Derek does the unthinkable and stops trying to win Casey over with fourth grade tactics. Casey is understandably calling for a restraining order. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Hard Candy by Miko Mandie reviews
Fred gets Hermione to experiment with one of his new Weasely Wizard Wheezes and the outcome is more enjoyable then he could ever have imagined. FredxHermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Peppered with Passion by luvscharlie reviews
The testing of Hermione's new invention leaves invisible scars. Fred/Hermione, Arthur/Molly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Even Forgiveness by Panny reviews
Drabbble for the GrangerTwins100 Challenge: apology. Summary: "If you have the teensiest, tiniest bit of heart, don’t kill me?” Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Drama Queenitis by luvscharlie reviews
When Fred is sick, he is not the model patient. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Anything You Need by telemetries reviews
Harry's been feeling lethargic and annoyed lately. To top it off, he's been avoiding most people, including his friends. When he bumps into Luna, she convinces him to do otherwise. Short, kinda sweet story, a bit Harry/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Expectations by NeoNails reviews
Warren/Layla. Something that never happened in the Disney version of the movie, but should have. Not to mention the consequences of these actions. Sometimes changing your mind can be a good thing.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
those eyes to tide me over by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
She absently wondered if it was possible to stab someone through the jugular with a coffee stirrer. In which Derek wants to move, Casey attempts to assist, and the idea of there being an eleven hour drive separating them becomes incomprehensible. -Future-
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Benefits to Elopement by snappleducated reviews
Derek and Casey get married. Or they try to. It’d help if they stopped filing for divorce halfway through exchanging vows. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Not So Well Thought Out Plans by Panny reviews
Drabbble for the GrangerTwins100 Challenge: Island Summary: “And you’re also an idiot?” she asked, groaning. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Love can make you and brake you by keraQ reviews
Sasuke is the hottest and collest guy in Konoah high. His girlfriend is the one and only Sakura. When a new girl names Ino comes to school and Sasuke forgets all about Sakura until a new Goth boy named Gaara spikes Sakura's attention. Sasuke feels jealous
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,590 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
ever after by the blanket reviews
CRACK. AU. SasuSakuIta. In which Sakura hates phallic symbols, and Sasuke finds himself in a spot of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Different for Girls by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,549 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
on the makings of a serial killer by smartalker reviews
There is simply no way to avoid the fact that most rowboats don’t have bathrooms. — Nami, Luffy, Zoro
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
happy birthday by smartalker reviews
Just because he got his girlfriend socks for her birthday does not mean that Neji is socially awkward. Well, he is. But he actually has a good reason this time. — NejiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
That Bad by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
It can't be that bad!" "Oh, it really is!" This story is in response to my poll on what pairing you wanted a one-shot of next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
hold me by smartalker reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Accepting Defeat by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Mrs Weasley is determined to pair Hermione with a Weasley, any Weasley. Eventually it takes Fred and George to step in and save the day. Winner of the Twin Exchange September 2008 Challenge. FredHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bigger Things by Creative Touch reviews
Fred knows he can impress Hermione with big gifts and even bigger words. Written for the Twin.Exchange September 08 Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of the Corner of His Eye by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
The Love Doctor! In the midst of a crazy, half-baked scheme to get Sasuke and Sakura together, Ino realizes that they didn’t need as much help as she thought. Because Sasuke has always only had eyes for Sakura; she just didn’t know he did. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Backfire! by Korquee reviews
A backfiring potion sends Fred running to Hermione for help. His only cure? A certain bookworm's first kiss. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Rock and a Hard Place by LingeringLuminosity reviews
“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Luna Helps Out by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
Angsty Harry has a rough go of things in the spring of 5th year. Luna has a knack for making everything better. For the Sept 2008 Twin.Exchange challenge. HPLL, One-shot, complete. Prompts: a windy day, a stained glass window, & the phrase "It's so...big.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lift Me Up by Jouaient reviews
Sakura never liked her job as a hotel security guard. But when she discovered the strange things people do in lifts, it was pure entertainment. That is, until a raven haired man stepped into one of the elevators. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Beauty Pageant Woes by Caritate reviews
There are three things Mikan Sakura hates most: Attention,Natsume Hyuuga and... Natsume Hyuuga. Too bad she couldn't avoid any of the three... AU R&R
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,149 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by juhninja reviews
Poor Fred Weasley. He had a disease. He was bitten by a dangerous bug that slowly, but surely, changes the way you talk, the way you act, and the way you see people, or rather, a person. What exactly was wrong with Fred? Fred was bitten by the love bug.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
My Beta by whitnibble reviews
Because Stephenie implied so much in Breaking Dawn. Leah has a talk with her alpha. Jacob/Leah
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
The Height of the Social Season by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
-AU, Regency Era- Lady Finnegan’s Goblin Balls are the place to see and be seen for the London wizarding society. This year, the atrociously decorated ballroom walls witness mistaken identities, marriage proposals, and one very dangerous potted petunia...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Sweetness in His Voice by PGNarutoFan reviews
Goes along with 'The Letter and the Locket.' Please comment. Sakura is over Sasuke. Well, she's ready to date now. Close enough. Because anyone's better than that chicken-haired freak. And hopefully this trip to Suna will let her find the 'one.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Spontaneity by MollyBear reviews
In the midst of a fight Ron tells Hermione that she needs to be more spontaneous. What will she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Breaking Hearts & Making Changes by NeoNails reviews
Warren/Layla. Guess who's been crowned Queen of the Homecoming Committee? Layla, of course. But that's not half as bad as having to deal with a newly minted ex-boyfriend, a budding relationship with his best friend, and a new evildoer to boot.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,950 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
The Hunt by HermioneTwin reviews
Hermione and Fred set off for a scavenger hunt, but will they discover something other than random objects along the way? What will their true prize end up being? Simply pie, or something more? Written for the Twin Exchange monthly challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
how scattered is the shattered glass by justcallmefaye reviews
Sasuke knows that glass is easy to break and very hard to put back together. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
AnticipatingTomorrow by remuslives reviews
Hermione takes Fred to a Muggle amusement park. A birthday fic for Panny!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mutual Agreement by 2pennies reviews
WarrenLayla. "You're an idiot." Warren and Layla agree but for different reasons.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
dutiful by smartalker reviews
Kagura and Okita continue to beat on each other, Hijikata is not amused, Gintoki slacks off, and Shinpachi worries over repair costs.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
50 Reasons Why I Hate Mikan Sakura by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Number 32: I hate her clumsiness. She trips too much for her own good and sometimes, I actually think she’s clumsy on purpose so that her panties are exposed to me, but then she runs into a street lamp and that reason flies out the window. MikanNatsume #9
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Gaara's Home Life by IGlompedYourRamen reviews
Sakura always only get silence From Gaara, she thinks hes always actinf so cool. What hapens when her and the sister of the new kazekage get together and spy on him at his house? Insanity. oneshot! Really funny! lots of mistakes sorry! Gaasaku GaaraXSakur
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Little Push by JJ Rust reviews
Harry is having trouble admitting his true feelings for Luna. All he needs is a little push . . . and the Weasley twins are happy to provide it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Flaunt It by Cupid Lestrange reviews
-SasuSaku, Team7- ”They say I look good. I say, I taste even better.” Naruto and Sasuke talks about sex at age eighty-six. Dialogue. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
In Pursuit of Granger by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione seeks revenge against the Weasley boys, but the plan backfires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I Just Can’t Relax With You by Panny reviews
Slightly AU to DH Hermione couldn’t help letting out a small giggle. Normally she’d roll her eyes at his behavior and send him on his way, but right now it seemed to be exactly what she needed. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dictionary Definition of Whipped by TheBucketWoman reviews
Flashfic for bsloths. The senior prom, and all the craziness that goes along with it. Dasey, Shemily, Kenvor, among others.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Fatherhood by UnderTheSkyy reviews
I'm not ready for this, man," he sighs. "Not ready for what?" he asks. "You know... being a dad and junk." MikotoXFugaku, KushinaXMinato, For allurement
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Angels Crossing Tigers by Ducky-san reviews
Mikan and her band, the Fallen Angels, are absolute rivals with Natsume's band, the White Tigers. But the more they compete, the more they question what they're competeing for. And suddenly, their feelings are altering. Rated T for safety. NXM, RXH R&R
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,326 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
A Venturi Plan of Action by juliashappyfish reviews
Flashfic for Invalid Minds. Marti Venturi has a hard life. She has to deal with her crazy family, school, her annoying best friend Naomi... and now she has to play matchmaker. Marti's POV. Dasey with hints of Lizwin and Geora if you squint really hard .
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
protector by smartalker reviews
Sesshomaru attempts to hire Kagome as a babysitter. Cue the screaming.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
An Ignominious Death by mione the kneazle reviews
A drabble on a humiliating defeat of Voldemort. Inspired by Rorscharchs Blot's Caer Azkaban yahoo group -- Ridiculous crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
for serious by ohwhatsherface reviews
FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Sesshomaru Foot Fetish by RamecupMiso reviews
I really have no idea what brought this on. I guees in an alpabete scavenger hunt some said F is for foot fetish. Done
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Icy, cold mess by MsRiRy reviews
One-shot; Sakura, Gaara, alcohol. Enough said. Oh, and Naruto in his boxers!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Cold by hidanisahottie reviews
Oneshot: sakura helps gaara get warm, gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 367 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
bright eyes by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ren. SasuSaku. Yesterday, Sasuke told me that he couldn't understand why you were sent on those seduction missions all the time, considering he was pretty sure you didn't even know how to do a proper striptease.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tales From The Kiddie Table by TheBucketWoman reviews
Kiddie Table he muttered. I'm less than a month away from turning eighteen and I'm going to be at the kiddie table. Extremely fluffy Dasey and Lizwin Christmas oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
I'm a WHAT? by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
oneshot.SasuSaku. "Then there's the vampire fic, where Sakura is taken as vampire Sasuke's mate..""...""Suuuure you're not perverted, Sakura..." AU generalization
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In a Diferent Light by nightgoddess1303 reviews
Starts when Jake takes off running upon getting the wedding invitation. He runs in to Leah and sees her in a completely different light. told threw the eyes of Jake. JAKE&LEAH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
of déjà vu and desteenee by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. for HPBabe91.] In which History repeats itself, and Sakura is amused. If you don't want him, please let me know, because I want him and I want to marry him because of his pretty hair—and because he looks a little like my Kenji doll.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bed Bugs by Typh reviews
“Ne, Natsume? There’s a spider somewhere in my room! …Could I…sleep with you tonight?” NxM, obviously. [ThreeShot][Revision finally complete][COMPLETE]
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Coming out of the Closet by nocturnalMusings reviews
Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Affaire de Coeur by Lady Silvamord reviews
Affaire de Coeur: affair of the heart. Not here, exactly, nor anywhere too far away, instances in the lives of two very different people. Drabble series. [30: the last chapter.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,002 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Coping With Pain by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
Fred's in pain, Hermione decides to help... on one condition though. And then what happens when the tables turn.Short fluffy oneshot that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it! Fred & Hermione R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Father to Son by x.X.Earthfire.X.x reviews
Uchiha Kai finds out his parent's expectations for his new marriage the hard way. Sasuke and Sakura want grandchildren. Now. hints of SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kohona and Suna Theatre Troupe7: Romeo and Juliet by nocturnalMusings reviews
When Shino gets a bright idea, will the two villages suffer? And what's with the blackmail, acting, and really weird plays? What do you think happens when Romeo and Juliet meets Naruto? Laughs, fun, and really weird rehersals!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
32 Ways to Make Neji Question His Destiny by Frankenstein's Mom reviews
Sequil to 50 ways to annoy the pants off of Sasuke. Not as funny but I used some ideas from sasuke's in Neji's but adjusted them to fit him. Read&Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
50 ways to annoy the pants off of Sasuke Uchiha by Frankenstein's Mom reviews
I know it says 30 but its 50. Trust me its 50. it is as funny as i could get it to be! I got the idea from Harvest Moon Raccoon. Read and Review please! and I might make more if you like it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How To Fall Head Over Heels by TheBucketWoman reviews
An accident during hockey practice changes everything. Complete and Total Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Unrelenting Requited Love by ame shiroi reviews
Sakura talks about being a wife. Gaara x Sakura. Warning: extremely fluffy. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Hard Job by sellthelie reviews
It's a hard job, but someone has to do it. Fred&Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Show by Spiritt reviews
Do you like the snow? [GaaraSakura]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Stumped by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Sasuke decided not to bother with finding a recipe. He was going to make something au originale. Because Uchihas did not follow, they led. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Serendipity by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Seredipity a fortunate accident. See what how accidents and coincidence do together...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
How Neji Got His Groove Back by Lady Silvamord reviews
[part two of two] So, Neji's got game. It's undeniable. After drinking Shikamaru and Sakura under the table, he's managed to blackmail Sakura into dinner with his family...which is not a date. It is complete, utter, shameless blackmail...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
These Circumstances by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sakura and Shikamaru tampering with the Hokage's mission records at midnight? And what role does Neji have to play in all of this? [complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The framework of the universe by afrai reviews
Love perpetuates cliche. HaruhixKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
A Thousand Beautiful Things by Resmiranda reviews
A string of vignettes featuring Sesshoumaru and Rin. Jaken can come too. 12 parts. WIP.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say by November Romeo reviews
Everyone hears them fight. Kokoroyumi hears that and more.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
Shadow and the Soul by She's a Star reviews
She likes the sense of not quite knowing whether she will win. JackElizabeth. DMC Spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
An Afternoon Off Of Sorts by Avelynn Tame reviews
One shot. Haruhi has a cold. The Host Club adapts to the situation with aplomb.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
One Night Stand by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Actually the title says it all. Disclaimer... i don't own anything but the idea.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wild by Kaymanay reviews
Hermione Granger is Wild
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Blow Out the Candle by Remus's Nymph reviews
Gaara does not celebrate birthdays. Or, at least, he didn’t use to. GaaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
All happy families are alike by afrai reviews
Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Konoha Blend by sharingank reviews
He didn't expect her to be the one to bring him his morning brew...GaaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Possessive by blissyblissliss reviews
Oneshot [SasuSaku] She loved it whenever his possessive side for her emerged.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ghost by sharingank reviews
Sakura enjoyed watching him while he slept. GaaraSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Tooth and Fang by Amara Anon reviews
Rin is growing up. She's going through changes. But is Sesshomaru ready to deal with them? And Jaken isn't helping. [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Teacher, Teacher by Monna Sakura reviews
Why Kakashi's eyes always make him look half stoned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Why Does It Do That? by Monna Sakura reviews
A very short, more than a little pointless and stupid conversation between Kakashi and Iruka. Beware, very twitchalicious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2005
Fools Rush In by Inell13 reviews
Hermione decides it’s not so bad being a fool
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Thursday by Goldberry reviews
On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/10/2005
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
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Smile, Gorgeous reviews
AU. "So we're totally calling it Operation Marriage Seduction by Teme, right?" "..Shut up." Because really, who could resist this heartbreaker face?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 17h ago - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire reviews
Hermione ponders what should have been, as she stares at the unresponsive stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete