Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far awa-
No. wait. Scratch that.
Once upon a time not so very long ago, in a land that isn't far away unless you live in China, there was a girl. This girl was like most other girls of her age. She had long brown hair and hazel eyes, and was a titch short for her age. She also loved to draw and read.
Every day, she got up in the morning, went to school, got home and practiced her flute ( on which she could play about three songs, including Mary Had A Little Lamb and Hot Cross Buns) and did her homework. Occasionally, she checked her email. She enjoyed good fantasy books and humor. Her life though, was rather like a dairy cow's: Repetitive and boring.
One day, this ordinary and rather boring girl discovered the world of Tolkien ( All hail the mighty Lord!) and could think of nothing else for months.
And then, a few months after she had discovered Tolkien, her very best friend in the whole world came up to her and told her about the amazing site she had discovered the night before.
That very night, the girl went home and turned on her computer. She was just typing in the final ' .com ' of the wed address to the site, when...
Her house suddenly exploded. To this day, her only remains are a carred finger-bone.
Who is this girl? I do not know. Has this ever happened? I also do not know. All I know is that if you got rid of the last line of that story and replaced it with, ' She was immediatly addicted to the site and read an average of 500,000 words a week, much to the chagrin of her mother. After a few months of only reading the fanfictions though, she became bored... And thus started writing her own fanfictions, much to the horror of the friends whom she forced them upon.' It would be a fairly accurate depiction of my life.
- The End-
-grins- That was fun to write. Very, very fun.
If you want an AMAZING story to read, go to www.storiesofarda.com and find Fiondil's Elf Interrupted. Hech, read anything of his. 'Sal amazing, anywho.
A little more about me?
I live in British Columbia, Canada. I am originally from Quebec. I am fluent in three languages ( French, English and, of course, sarcasm) and love my horses. And my friends. I am thirteen years of age, and love the Tolkien fandom. My favorte book (Other than LOTR) Would have to be The Mists of Avalon, by Marion Zimmer Bradley. Cried my eyes out at the end- not so much because it was sad, but because it was over. Even though it was sad.
I love funny quotes, so I just had to but some below here. -blush-
' If we are what we repeatedly do, AND what we eat, how does that work?'
' All that is gold might not glitter... But it's worth more if it does!'
' By speaking other languages, you can insult people without them knowing.'
' Why are all the hot guys either gay, taken or fictional?'
' Have you mentally choked a small child today?'
'When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, drink it, and then sit back and wonder how the HECK you just did that. '
' Never do anything you don't want to explain the the paramedics'
' Hermits have no peer pressure.'
'A best friend doesn't let you do stupid things... Alone.'
' The man who smiles when something has gone wrong has found someone to blame it on.'
' Tradgedy is when I get a paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer... And die.'
' Reality is only for people who can't handle fantasy.'
' If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat, and lie when you get caught.'
So. If you actually bothered reading this far, have a cookie. And then go read my patetic stories and leave me loverly reviews!