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Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far awa-

No. wait. Scratch that.

Once upon a time not so very long ago, in a land that isn't far away unless you live in China, there was a girl. This girl was like most other girls of her age. She had long brown hair and hazel eyes, and was a titch short for her age. She also loved to draw and read.

Every day, she got up in the morning, went to school, got home and practiced her flute ( on which she could play about three songs, including Mary Had A Little Lamb and Hot Cross Buns) and did her homework. Occasionally, she checked her email. She enjoyed good fantasy books and humor. Her life though, was rather like a dairy cow's: Repetitive and boring.

One day, this ordinary and rather boring girl discovered the world of Tolkien ( All hail the mighty Lord!) and could think of nothing else for months.

And then, a few months after she had discovered Tolkien, her very best friend in the whole world came up to her and told her about the amazing site she had discovered the night before.

That very night, the girl went home and turned on her computer. She was just typing in the final ' .com ' of the wed address to the site, when...

Her house suddenly exploded. To this day, her only remains are a carred finger-bone.

Who is this girl? I do not know. Has this ever happened? I also do not know. All I know is that if you got rid of the last line of that story and replaced it with, ' She was immediatly addicted to the site and read an average of 500,000 words a week, much to the chagrin of her mother. After a few months of only reading the fanfictions though, she became bored... And thus started writing her own fanfictions, much to the horror of the friends whom she forced them upon.' It would be a fairly accurate depiction of my life.

- The End-

-grins- That was fun to write. Very, very fun.

If you want an AMAZING story to read, go to www.storiesofarda.com and find Fiondil's Elf Interrupted. Hech, read anything of his. 'Sal amazing, anywho.

A little more about me?

I live in British Columbia, Canada. I am originally from Quebec. I am fluent in three languages ( French, English and, of course, sarcasm) and love my horses. And my friends. I am thirteen years of age, and love the Tolkien fandom. My favorte book (Other than LOTR) Would have to be The Mists of Avalon, by Marion Zimmer Bradley. Cried my eyes out at the end- not so much because it was sad, but because it was over. Even though it was sad.

I love funny quotes, so I just had to but some below here. -blush-

' If we are what we repeatedly do, AND what we eat, how does that work?'

' All that is gold might not glitter... But it's worth more if it does!'

' By speaking other languages, you can insult people without them knowing.'

' Why are all the hot guys either gay, taken or fictional?'

' Have you mentally choked a small child today?'

'When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, drink it, and then sit back and wonder how the HECK you just did that. '

' Never do anything you don't want to explain the the paramedics'

' Hermits have no peer pressure.'

'A best friend doesn't let you do stupid things... Alone.'

' The man who smiles when something has gone wrong has found someone to blame it on.'

' Tradgedy is when I get a paper cut on my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer... And die.'

' Reality is only for people who can't handle fantasy.'

' If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat, and lie when you get caught.'

So. If you actually bothered reading this far, have a cookie. And then go read my patetic stories and leave me loverly reviews!

~THOTGF

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His Reluctant Highness by El Capitan K-rage reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,522 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 6/1/2006
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,497 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
Puppy Love by FuziPenguin reviews
Continuing directly after A Tail or Two, Ratchet and the Twins search for a way to continue their makeshift family.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 124,247 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ratchet
Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? Gradual AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 353,987 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron
New Recruit by xRae Asakurax reviews
G1 AU, Slash. The last thing Adam "Prowl" McCallen wanted was a new partner, but he very quickly found there was far more to the Detroit police recruit Jasper Miles than at first was apparent.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,657 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Legolas Shall Be For The Elves by Teanna reviews
Powerful Elf Lord Glorfindel saves Frodo at the Ford, so why didn't he go with the Fellowship? Hobbits, Legolas and Elrond's best piepan had something to do with it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Love is Black and White by Fayola reviews
A series of drabbles and vignettes centered around Prowl and Jazz, in a range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
When the Moon Fell in Love with the Sun by Mejhiren reviews
"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." AU fic, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun & West of the Moon." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 296,837 - Reviews: 3202 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Tyrant of the Seraglio by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
In which Megatron wishes Optimus were less enthusiastic a harem slave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Soundwave
Parallel Quest by Elf Eye reviews
Legolas' experiences & emotions during the period covered by the LOTR. Extension of 'The Nameless One' series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 341,109 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Dear Dad: the Gimli Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
Okay, it may not be just Gimli. And it may not be very long. The Fellowship is broken, Boromir is gone, and an irritated dwarf finds comfort in writing letters of complaint to the one who sent him on this dumb quest in the first place. Nonslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Gimli
Arandil, Princess of Mirkwood by Arandil reviews
We've all seen the girl-falls-into-middle-earth story. In fact, I may be guilty of having written one... But what happens to that tried and true story when the girl is unexpectedly accompanied by...her husband? Humor. Not MarySue bashing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,318 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Legolas, Elrond, OC
Unexpected by unknown ghost author reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker work to settle into their new lives, but events are still swirling on the Ark. Meanwhile, the Decepticons haven't given up to defeat quite so easily. Change is thrust upon everyone, with a few surprises along the way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 197,904 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Jazz, Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Comfort Conditioning by Baird Crevan reviews
Megatron takes the Decepticons down into a submarine, but also uses the small space to tame his wayward Air Commander. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave centered.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,853 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Starscream, Megatron
An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,089 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet - Complete
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
TF G1 The Cure by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 227,942 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Unravelling the Tale by Nimue I Am reviews
Legolas and Gimli... a friendship of this strength was not easily forged. The Ring will take Boromir, but what trials do the others face being near such evil? A Legolas and Gimli story, & Gollum too. New Chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,933 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, Gollum
Prowl and Jazz challenges by taralynden reviews
A set of unrelated stories focused around Prowl & Jazz. Ratings vary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,951 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Prism by taralynden reviews
Light through a prism gets separated into various colours. These are an ongoing collection of unrelated Transformers ficlets. Ratings vary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,697 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010
High Stakes Wager by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Soundwave saved Starscream's second life and asked for nothing in return. Nothing, except for everything he had to give. A lot can change between death and life, relationships are no different. Sticky slash PWP. WaveScream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11899 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
Foreign ways by taralynden reviews
Set well before the war on a Cybertron where each city has its own well-defined culture and mecha usually stay close to their city of activation, Prowl reluctantly visits Iacon and comes across a mech who will change the course of his life forever
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,493 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Metamorphosis: Beyond Transformation by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
A series of Post-"Transformation" drabbles in which I try to find what happens to my beloved characters. Apocryphal. OP&M, OP/E1, M&SS, introduction of OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Cinders by mousie tongue reviews
Even a master assassin can get worn down and catch a little cold; except his 'little cold' is as potentially lethal as every other aspect of his life. Post-Avengers movie, Clint- & Natasha-centric. Unrepentant fever!fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Upon This Winter's Night by mousie tongue reviews
They aren't in high school any more: so why are they acting like two awkward kids staring across a dance floor at each other? Sequel to the AU Two for the Show. Explicit Clint/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Berth Snatcher by Kathrine reviews
Prowl is certain that Jazz has his own berth. Why he seems to prefer his is absolutely baffling. OR Five times Jazz ends up in Prowl's berth and one time he doesn't .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sabrina's Blog by feministgrimm reviews
okay, well, this is exactly what the title says it is. I may need help writing future chapters though. 8In mystical-type speech8 click the pretty blue writing - go on, you know you want to...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sabrina G.
Crossing the Bar by Honorat reviews
Norrington has a decision to make. In the process memories of the past are dredged up. Every once in awhile, I have to write some raving sailing. Norrington has finally got the Black Pearl trapped. Jack is bound to do something crazy, but will it be the last thing he does?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 156,550 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
The Disturbing Adventures of Rúmil and Kaye by Kaye Thorn reviews
I have an elf. I'm insane, he's completely bonkers and isn't who he seems… These are our scary abnormal experiences.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,919 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Haldir, Legolas
Oil and Vignettes by Sakon76 reviews
Unrelated short stories in various Transformers universes. New: G1 - Everyone has a bad hair day now and again. Even giant alien robots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Two for the show by mousie tongue reviews
After her uncle is taken, young Natasha Romanov ends up in state's custody at a group home. She can tough it out alone... but somehow fellow resident Clint Barton becomes the reason she doesn't have to. A high school AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,237 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Inspired by me malum reviews
One-shots inspired by my playlist, relationships orientated. Latest: Pure crack, featuring but not limited to: a human!AU police verse; a genderbended, female Prowl; a paperclip; an unforgetable first impression and a long suffering, but not-so-secretly in lust Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,439 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009
Stones From the Riverbed by Shtuff reviews
Natasha Romanoff is ready to move on after the devastation of Manhattan. Clint Barton, river stones, and a rambling trip across Europe, searching for a place to land, might just show her how.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship by INMH reviews
NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,806 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006
The Club by mbus55 reviews
Faramir starts a club, which he invites several people to join. Unaware of the craziness in store for them they come, and realize that their friend Faramir might be a little insane. Warning, this is a humor story, it is in no way serious. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Side of the Angels by KCS reviews
Written for LJ's watsons woes party prompt of "Five times no one noticed Sherlock took care of John, and one time they did." Spoilers and missing scenes for both seasons 1 & 2, speculative EMPT-esque ending. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ozone: The Xenophilia Edition by femme4jack reviews
The AllSpark and Matrix had many unsupervised years on Earth. What if the energies that are the source of both artifacts knew that the Cube would be destroyed? Life finds a way to go on. Perhaps our species are more related than we thought. Xenophilia.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,517 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime
A Tail or Two by FuziPenguin reviews
G1 AU. Ratchet is a veterinary medic resident who meets Red and Yellow, two fighting dog mechs while on a community rotation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Any port in a storm by taralynden reviews
Sometimes the world conspires against you. And sometimes it's for the best that it does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
All About Us by Juzu reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots featuring Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and the mechs and femmes they come in contact with. Topics from fanfic100 table. Mainly G1, but will probably have some movieverse thrown in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
One Last Time by lieselmemingers reviews
Katniss and Peeta, and the process of healing. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,335 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Fidelius by femme4jack reviews
Follows Patronus. How does an ancient, robotic being decide what and how to remember what is important during a fratricidal, never-ending war? What happens when the memories one needs the most to survive are not those that make life worth living
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,972 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
If You Found Me at Last by monroeslittle reviews
If another person tells him who he is really supposed to be, he might tear his own ears off. post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Forbidden by renegadewriter8 reviews
In the confines of the room, Jazz witnesses a forbidden act.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sunstreaker, Prowl - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Ever Under by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Happy endings are what we make of them. Link/Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Midna, Link - Complete
The Known and Unknown Universe by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Story of a lifetime by taralynden reviews
In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 265,329 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Prowl, Jazz] - Complete
50 Words to Love by BooLoo2 reviews
50 words I looked up in the dictionary randomly and used to create 50 sentences involving the Lambo twins and Ratchet, which were then woven into a storyline. Slash, some incest, and mentioned rape. Angst!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Patronus Outtakes by femme4jack reviews
One shots related to the story, Patronus, posted separately for mature themes. 1. JazzxOptimus, 2. PatronusxSideswipe 3. JazzxMikaela 4. MegatronxOptimus 5. RatchetxMikaela JazzxMikaela
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Mikaela B., Ratchet
Echoes by taralynden reviews
A series of stories looking into the early stages of the war, companion fic to my Story of a lifetime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,382 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Without by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"And the war went on"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Starscream - Complete
Comforting Silence by Acidgreenflames reviews
After the incident in Tarn, Sideswipe is settling quite happily into Ratchet's life in Iacon. Sunstreaker on the other hand, needs some reassurance that everything is going to be okay...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Triage by Morgan Stuart reviews
Donovan didn't want to see this, and Sherlock didn't want to be seen - especially by her - this way.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Loss by Bumblebee'sGuardian reviews
Post DotM Two bots learn that they can't always hide their grief and the consequences bottling it up can have on their friendship. Friendship only.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Silent Bothers by Acidgreenflames reviews
After being transferred back to the Iacon base, Ratchet was forced to leave the twins behind in Tarn. But it was only suppose to be for a few metacycles at most, until they too could be transferred. Then Ratchet received an urgent message from Sideswipe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
The Only Way to Kill the Dragon by StarLight9 reviews
Smaug was killed a long time ago, but dragons still live in Middle earth. Soon one of them will change the life of King Elessar and everyone loyal to him. There is only one way to kill the dragon, but at what cost? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,676 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Before I Sleep by ivywatcher reviews
In Which: It is snowing on Baker Street, and the world grows smaller accordingly. Character study.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Letters in the Sand by Thrice Seven Once Eleven reviews
Slices of history, related one-shots. What Aziraphale and Crowley were doing, and when, and what they saw and thought and said. And what they didn't say.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
My Soul to Keep by shadowblade-tara reviews
AU DOTM. "I'm praying for souls to whatever god looks after stubborn Autobot warriors."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Captain Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Saving a Future by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete - written for the twins-x-ratch comm on LJ. The twins are only mechlings when they save a sparkling who they feel will be special to them in the future. Light slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Halogen by shadowblade-tara reviews
Light comes in many forms. They had forgotten just how playful certain mechs could be, especially with nothing more to weigh them down. Bay-verse AU. Complete, may occasionally be updated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Beginnings by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Among the other crimes we can lay at Megatron's pedes? The extinction of the unicorn. Jazz and Prowl meet for the first time ... number four in a continuing series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Edema Blood by Cailin na hEireann reviews
Music was one of the things that had made Kvothe. All through those years of legendary adventures and making history, music had been his shadow, his guide. Bast should have known.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Bast, Kvothe - Complete
Healer: Do No Harm by Jarakrisafis reviews
Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Full Throttle by White Aster reviews
Mikaela, Sideswipe, car washing, and open track racing. Roughly in that order. Post-ROTFish, not related to any other story arc.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Mikaela B., Sideswipe - Complete
I am by femme4jack reviews
A G1 pre-Earth ProwlxJazz birthday gift fic for Taralynden. Prowl does not have much time left, and there is one one thing that can help him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Immolation by Flarn reviews
Inferno sacrifices himself to save Red Alert by enduring a horrific rape. Can their relationship endure the terrible aftermath? Can Inferno himself? Based on prompts from the slash 100 LJ comm. Non-con, violence, angst, intimacy, love, survival. Darkfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Inferno, Red Alert
Triage by Tsaemihu Kanirou reviews
After a surprise attack, five bots are brought to the medbay in critical condition. Ratchet is fighting against time, energon loss, and sometimes even the patients themselves, all the while staving off his own exhaustion. G1. Ratchet, Twins, Wheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
When This Cruel War Is Over by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Multiple universes, characters, situations, and extreme cuteness, in which even Sunstreaker gets to take part.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,421 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Barricade, Ratchet - Complete
The Princess is in Another Castle by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"Mikaela Banes is waiting."
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Mikaela B. - Complete
I Think They Call It Blanketfic by White Aster reviews
Two Autobots are trapped in a cave-in. "I think I read a fanfic like this once..." Jazz thinks... Written for the competition fun LJ community's first theme challenge. No real pairings, just a touch of meta.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jazz, Ironhide - Complete
Something You Miss by Keelywolfe reviews
Transformers: Prime Universe. Set after the episode 'Con Job', Ratchet really shouldn't drink too much of Wheeljack's energon. Worse things might happen than a processor ache. Slash. Ratchet/Optimus. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Yellow Ribbon by Zea T reviews
Something is very wrong on the Ark, but why is Bluestreak the only one to notice, and what's happened to Jazz and Prowl? G1, story now complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,342 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
On the Clock by BlackRose reviews
A 'long overdue vacation', Optimus had called it. Twenty-one days in the Primus forsaken Pit was what Ratchet had called it, and now look where it got him. - slash, heat fic, mpreg
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ratchet
The Art of Being Polite by shadowblade-tara reviews
In which Bumblebee decides to educate the Decepticons on proper etiquette, which may be hard to do from a brig cell. Crack!fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Reach Out by Jalaperilo reviews
As soon as Ratchet saw them, he knew they were going to be the bane of his existance. A story about the twin's growing up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
A Failure of a Faust by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Ratchet gets forgiveness for something the humans, anyway, are very glad about.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
When Vanity Met Insanity by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,918 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sunstreaker
Lapsus Memoriae by ryagelle reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
The Haunting by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Five Autobots have scores to settle.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Mechanical Butterflies by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"Not even peace can resurrect a dead planet, or the past."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Starscream - Complete
On the Monitor by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"Making monitor duty less boring."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sideswipe, Blurr - Complete
After Death by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"What the dead can't take with them can be salvaged."
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Unpunished by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
A continuation of the story "After the Fall." What happens after "after the Decepticons win"?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Valor, Valeria by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Gale sells and Finnick is sold, and there is no honor in Panem.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Finnick O., Gale H. - Complete
You Know You Are Addicted To Cyberporn by femme4jack reviews
A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet
Precinct by shadowblade-tara reviews
An unexpected act of mercy has far more dangerous repercussions than anyone could have ever imagined. For every day that passes by, a dark secret comes closer to being exposed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Prowl, Barricade - Complete
Precursors: Kindred Minds by Botosphere reviews
Friendship!fic for Vivienne Grainger. Ironhide, Optimus, and another "boring" night aboard the Ark wherein Prowl glitches, Jazz laughs, and Ratchet chucks wrenches. Loosely ties in to "Tie That Binds."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Walls by Got Buttermilk reviews
Starscream spent a lifetime building up walls. Each time they'd crumble and collapse around him he'd rebuild them, praying they'd be strong enough to last this time. This is his story, as remembered by himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Sideswipe Lectures, Part Trois by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
We find out how old Sideswipe is, and to what lengths he will go to perpetrate a practical joke.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sideswipe - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5287 - Favs: 12,141 - Follows: 1,480 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Dying Today by Morgan Stuart reviews
The first and only time John saw Sherlock and Anderson work well as a team without complaint, they were performing CPR on Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Twins by vericus reviews
As a special agent that frequently went on undercover, secretive missions, Jazz was used to being out of touch with the base and having interesting surprises when he came back. This surprise was topping them all in every respect, however. SLASH and CRACK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Stairway to Heaven by vericus reviews
There are bad times for things to happen, and then there are the times only Jazz could manage to pick. SLASH.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ragnarök by vericus reviews
It was their last stand - but in their darkest hour, there is a beacon of light. Or two. SLASH, character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
Ragnarök Rising : Optimus by vericus reviews
When they said they'd 'never' fight side-by-side again, clearly they meant 'only when Unicron shows up'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Prologue by vericus reviews
Some first meetings are stranger than others. Implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage by vericus reviews
Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
A Matter of Control by vericus reviews
The others may not have noticed, but the balance was there. And whichever way it swung that week, it could only be settled in one way. Sunny/Sides SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Straining the Silence by nybuh reviews
Megatron only wants a reason to keep the idiotic, attractive traitor around. One solution to his problem is closer than he could've ever expected - and Starscream would do anything to keep that a secret. G1 Megatron/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,237 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Amarth Naur by Rebell reviews
After the War of the Ring, life is supposed to be all roses and peaceful walks. But for our favourite elf, roses only hide the bees, and peaceful walks are in short supply.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Midnight Weary by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Our Hearts Beat As One by Paleodex reviews
G1 Drabbles, ficlets and other shorts centered around the twins, written for the fanfic100 challenge. Latest ficlet: 060. Drink - Sideswipe has a little too much, and Prowl is not impressed. Angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Alteration Finds by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Sometimes, for Sideswipe and even for Ratchet, "surprise" does not automatically equate to "unpleasant." Character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Westward! by Shadsie reviews
Post-TP. Zelda acquires new lands for Hyrule in the west and settlers are eager to claim it. Ilia and Colin join a caravan to seek a new life there. The road is dangerous. They find a guide in a wilderness wanderer, a man thought gone, the faded Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,749 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Protocol by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
The morning after Starscream's promotion: he and Megatron continue where they left off, but Optimus needs Megatron to deal with some urgent paperwork, resulting in a comedy of errors that shakes the Government Center to its foundations. Sparksex, BDSM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Empathy by Nightwind reviews
Sideswipe finds a surprisingly sympathetic ear. Sequel of sorts to "Birds of a Feather" and "Monkey."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sideswipe, Raoul - Complete
Peeta Mellark's Five Favorite Things to Bake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
Frosty the snowman by idioticonion reviews
After a zombie apocalypse, we discover what happened to our gang. Alt-universe set after Season 5 no Season 6 spoilers . Lots of violence, death and angst. A two-part story.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
A Letter by militaryhistory reviews
The characters are not happy with fanfiction authors.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
The Dancer from the Dance by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Perhaps this is the way that the stories of Prowl and Jazz became intertwined.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Elaborate Lies by Gauri reviews
"Now, not quite. Parts of it were true," Barney interjected. "Well...not far off," he added thoughtfully.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
and love is not a victory march by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Zoe, post-traumatic stress disorder, and the new pilot. Pre-series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
Hush : Shout : Song by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. Based off of my own observations at Botcon 2007. When we were first allowed into the room where Optimus sat waiting to receive us, what was really being said? Part Three: If he doesn't have someone to snark at, Ratchet clearly woolgathers.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Optimus Prime
Prank Wars by Eternal Contradiction reviews
It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Candid by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Megatron and Starscream. Alone together. In a cell. For several weeks. Deprived of the chance to kill each other, they may learn a few things that they really needed to know. G1 AU. EDIT: Tenses fixed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Breaking the Rules by ryagelle's evil twin reviews
A series of oneshots based on the wonderful Skippy's List, involving some of our favorite Transformers. Crack ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2007
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Kite Strings and Sealing Compound by Lurkerlynne reviews
What would it take for Starscream to leave the Decepticons? A repost version of my story
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Starscream
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
The Freedom of Choice by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Peace talks between Decepticons and Autobots have hit an impasse. For some reason the Autobot Council get it into their heads that all issues will be solved if Optimus Prime were to bond with Starscream. G1-ish AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,874 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Optimus Prime, Starscream] [Mirage, Jazz] - Complete
Pitch by Borath reviews
Amidst the Autobots, Starscream finds himself wanting to repent for his past misdeeds and have a family, but the road to hell is pathed with good intentions. Mpreg. Starscream/Ratchet; Optimus/Ironhide. Cont. from 'Family Matters' but can stand alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,955 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
City of Angels by Oni-Gil reviews
2007Movie AU. Earth has become a battleground between the Autobots and the Decepticons. The human race lives in constant fear. Sam carries the Allspark, the only hope of an Autobot victory. And he has nothing left to lose...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sam Witwicky - Complete
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
All Mad Here by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sunstreaker, Bumblebee - Complete
Box full o' honey by idioticonion reviews
A fourth of July weekend full of miscommunication and misunderstanding. Robin and Barney finally talk. This is set in the hiatus after Season 5 but includes no spoilers for Season 6.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,435 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
In Desperation and Desire by xRae Asakurax reviews
The missing scene from between chapters 4 and 5 of New Recruit. Oneshot, lemon, slash. AU JazzxProwl, can be read as a stand-alone but makes more sense reading NR.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Bird of Paradise by aniay reviews
Nothing but a pet, nothing but a beautiful bird. Caged, owned and broken. WARNINGS: Disturbing content, pet!Starscream, dark themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Starscream
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Night to Day by shadowblade-tara reviews
From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Fallen Idol by Karma's Inferno reviews
He had always looked up to Percy. The older boy had been his role model, his hero. Now he was nothing more than a fallen idol.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
There and Back Again by MBDTA reviews
The final part of The Ainor out of Arda Quartet! Kelsey, Mandy and Nickel have finished high school and plan to pursue their lives, but something goes horribly wrong in Arda.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,961 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Fan Base by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Optimus Prime finds that Sideswipe has an unusual trait in common with male humans who have achieved eight stellar cycles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Dichotomy of Good and Evil by NightElfCrawler reviews
The Decepticons had lost the war, and most spectacularly. But the end of the war may have brought peace with a price. Now it was up to Optimus Prime to set things right, but was the right thing to do something that would inevitably repeat past events?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Learning to Fly by Starseeded reviews
What happens to a Seeker when their ability to fly is taken away? Follow Starscream as he faces his hardest challenge and his worst enemy... himself.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Morwen and Isildur by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
WARNING: AU FIC! What if Faramir and Eowyn had met when they were younger? Would tempers flare and a duel 'to the death' be the result? And would a sudden attack from Orcs rid young Eowyn of her desire for battle? Completed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Only The Good by Gandalf3213 reviews
During a trip down South, Kurt gets beaten within an inch of his life. In the aftermath of the event, Kurt begins to distance himself from his friends. They write letters to him, trying to understand before it's too late.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,201 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Dancing in the Rain by Juzu reviews
He's always stood apart, always carried his burdens alone. And they get heavier every day. One mech has had enough and takes matters into his own hands. He'll do whatever it takes to get the other to let him in. One-shot, set after 09 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Bicamera by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
The twins. Trouble. Adventure. General weirdness not often associated with the Transformers. Also starring a whole bunch of other humans and transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Thing with Feathers by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
War has taken its toll on everybody. Among the casualties: Sunstreaker's heart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Lacrymosa by shadowblade-tara reviews
Praxus has been destroyed, but Prowl can't bring himself to care. Prowl may have grown up there, but it was never his home. Prowl's thoughts during the rescue missions. Rated T for mentions of abuse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The OTHER Lays of Beleriand by chisscientist reviews
The Lays JRR Tolkien did not write for very good reasons. Part Eight: The Harp and Other Poems
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
Immaculate conception by taralynden reviews
The truth will always come out, one way or another. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Proverbial Thorn by ShyLight reviews
G1: Jazz and Prowl were all buddy best friends and whatnot since the very beginning, right? Primus, no. They hated each other when they first met. It took the span of a war, and some incredible effort to make that weird friendship work.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
An Artist in Ordon by Shadsie reviews
TP. A tale of unexpected reunion. A courageous hand does not always wield a sword. Sometimes, it wields a paintbrush. Legends fade. Children grow up. If all goes right with the world, in the end, we save each other.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Colin, Link - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
[Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Entr'acte: Ghost Spark by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
E1/OP&M, M&SS. "Peace? You? You don't deserve peace. Especially not from me!" A lifetime of obsession does not die easily, and Starscream's not giving up his jealous 'claim' on Megatron without a fight. A little thing like being dead won't stop him. Megatron's haunted by his past as he tries to build a peaceful Cybertron. Companion-piece to Transformation. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Lost by The Starhorse reviews
A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,408 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
OTD: Vindictive by shadowblade-tara reviews
Prequel to Outrun the Dawn. Starscream and Jazz go on a mission, and Screamer betrays Jazz to the Autobots. What happens when Prowl finds out Screamer's the reason Jazz is hurt? Full summary inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Darker Than Galvorn by Araloth the Random reviews
Aredhel certainly causes a stir in Gondolin when she comes home with a son - and pursued by an angry husband. Thus the first shadow falls upon Gondolin...Slightly AU.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009
Prowl's Contraband List by The lunatic who cares reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
fool me once, fool me twice by hyacinthian reviews
Their official story, on the record, is that they don't have a story, but their non story spans months, years. BarneyRobin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Ratchet's Dark Knight by Lament of Meow reviews
Ratchet gets assigned some R&R in a city more remembered for its crime rate than its relaxation spots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
Life by idioticonion reviews
AU from Miracles. What if Ted wasn't Barney's emergency contact when the bus hit him? What if Ted never forgave him?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Brohemian by Otempora42 reviews
AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. Co-fic with idioticonion. Barney/Lily, some Marshall/Lily and Ted/Robin. Sexual content. COMPLETE!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
To Trust a Thief by Sultar reviews
She didn't want this. Why should she care about the fate of an already dying race? Why should she subject herself to the suspicious glares of those too pure beings? She was a thief, not a hero. Her life was her own. Slight AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,881 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
Nice Weather for Ducks by shewhoguards reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Sisyphus by lint.zzzz reviews
Sideswipe crosses the line. Sunstreaker is a good brother. Roughly G1-ish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Chat by Botosphere reviews
Chromia arrives on Earth, but Will Lennox missed the memo about her and a certain Weapons Specialist. Will struggles to deal with the repurcussions. Rated T for the situation, nothing explicit but stronger rating than usual. By Eowyn77 for Marinelife37.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Third Times A Charm by silent-entrance reviews
Puck kissed Sabrina Grimm three times. One shot.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Love of a Twin by xRae Asakurax reviews
He knew me inside and out, completely through and through. I suppose it's no surprise, really, as technically we are one person. One Spark. Twins. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Moon by idioticonion reviews
Barney gets mugged in Central Park. Spoilers - s5 hiatus ep5-6. Mild horror and sexual situations - it's a halloween fic!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Robin S. - Complete
Beginnings by shadowblade-tara reviews
Sometimes it takes a mission going horribly wrong to show you what you truly value in life. Prequel to Door Wings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Your Money or Your Heart by Shadsie reviews
TP. The price of a soul should never be cheap. The parades and feasts had stopped for Link long ago. The faded Hero pays a visit to his old friend, the successful merchant Malo. They talk about the things that they've sold their souls to.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Link - Complete
Masks: The Outtakes by L. Mouse reviews
Short vignettes from my "Masks" universe that I couldn't fit into the main novella.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bumblebee
Freedom Ain't Free by Katsuko1978 reviews
Who is truly more free, those who proclaim to protect it or those who actually live it? One-shot crack AU. Rated for the covering of my own backside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Complaints by The One Called Demetra reviews
The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
48 Hours by Ayns and Sky reviews
For Person95. When Jake gets tired of Puck and Sabrina constantly fighting, he uses a potion to let them experience life from each other's shoes. What happens when Puck and Sabrina learn they'll be stuck in each other's bodies for 48 hours? *COMPLETE*
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,502 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Firsts: Ratchet and Sideswipe by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Sideswipe’s feelings for a certain medic have surpassed simple friendship, but unfortunately, Ratchet seems oblivious. Or at least, he had been.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Friendship as natural as breathing by Tiro reviews
Glorfindel’s friendship with Erestor was not like any other friendship. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Breathless by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Movie - While on patrol, heading to a remote spot for the night, Sideswipe and Ironhide decide to engage in after hour activities. Oral, asphyxiation, a few humanized words, little bit of rough play. Ironhide/Sideswipe. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ironhide, Sideswipe
Inner Angels and Guardian Demons by storytellers reviews
Because everyone has them and they make each day tragically, hilariously, hopefully unique. A/C 50 prompts, 50 segments in 5 parts. All of your favorite cliches plus a chronological storyline and some romance. What more do you want?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Services Rendered by Borath reviews
Ratchet and Starscream have an illicit agreement based in services rendered. Starscream gets the repairs he needs, and Ratchet gets something the Seeker tells him he needs. Mechslash, Smut, Shameless pwp.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Ratchet, Starscream - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Outrun the Dawn by shadowblade-tara reviews
Jazz wasn't always an Autobot, but a series of mishaps and some help from an old friend of his might just change his mind. Implied J/P, R/W.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Hindsight by The Writing Bean reviews
Post-Hogfather. Mr. Teatime's ghost contemplates life, death, and what comes after. Reworking of an older fic, to make it a standalone piece.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jonathan T., Death
Door Wings by shadowblade-tara reviews
Sometimes, missions just don't go the way we planned. Sometimes they reveal more than we wanted to know. Jazz/Prowl friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Change of Character by Kitsune Swift reviews
Starscream had come to us of his own free will, allowed himself to be basically defenseless and without his flight capability as well as continuing to bear our hatred." /Character study experiment
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum by rainlightautumn reviews
A collection of various drabbles, mostly centered on Jazz and Prowl, with the occasional medic and seeker trine popping in from time to time. Oh, and Santa Claus. But it's okay--Skywarp knows him. Pop culture references galore.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Once by Phantom Thief Zel reviews
018. He'd wanted to take her with them. They took her first. Kyle&Jodi
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kyle O., Jodi - Complete
In Confidence by NybCR reviews
In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Playtime by shadowblade-tara reviews
Jazz is tired after a long patrol. Prowl knows exactly how to cheer him up. Prowl/Jazz friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
So This Is Middle Earth by Princess of Ithilien reviews
CHAP 12 NOW UP! A plain, nerdy bookworm winds up in Middle earth. Knowledge born of obsession aids her adaption into the strange land, and adventures and trials ensue, told humorously from her point of view. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,703 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2006
Gone by idioticonion reviews
One of the gang decides to leave New York. AU - Set after S04 Happily Ever After
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Arrival by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Medical Consequences by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
ROTF: That settled it. Never again would an Autobot be allowed to choose an alt mode that didn't exist. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Captain Lennox - Complete
Light Worth Protecting by Oni-Gil reviews
Humanized AU. After so many vorns, they all had their scars, visible or not.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
The Measure of Beauty by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
Hound thought that, for a species that prided itself on its ability to be more than meets the eye, they seemed to forget with alarming frequency the need to look at things incisively. By BlackMarketTrombones
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Hound - Complete
Firsts: Prowl and Sideswipe by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Much to his brother’s horror, Sideswipe has a crush on the most unlikely mech, and he’s not going to give up until Prowl acknowledges his feelings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Obsessed by taralynden reviews
An obsessed Decepticon; an unsuspecting victim; a plan based on those of fairytale villains. But will anyone live happily ever after in the end?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The box and other tales by taralynden reviews
Post-TF:TM, the mechs left behind have time for some introspection over what - and who - they've lost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Retry by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Fifth part of the Patient H-18 series, direct continuation of "Catch". Just how are the Twins going to make up for their recklessness?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
Monty Python's 'The Hobbit' by Morthoron reviews
A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
The Lancre Caper, or The Perils of OverConfidence by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In which Assassins' School teacher Alice Band talks to her class on the dangers to the Assassin of over-confidence. In her case, practicing archaeology in Lancre.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
To Suffer the Slings and Arrows by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
ROTF with G1 tie-ins: I really, really hate those two, and if I'm honest with myself, it's because I'm jealous of them. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Lucky Penny Tergiversate by secondplacechampion reviews
Written for the Sheldon Penny livejournal challenge: "The End of the World." Penny deals with her emotions and her family as the world faces its inevitable doom. The boys have left, and what's with the note that Sheldon has left on Penny's door?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Newton's Law by Fayola reviews
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. It is never nice, it is never neat, and it always hurts like the Pit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
This Present Darkness by Lamiel reviews
Post ROTK. When a new power threatens Gondor, Legolas is caught in a desperate struggle to save Aragorn's soul. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 320,146 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Changin' by vericus reviews
You can't pass a test when the examiner doesn't want you to...fortunately, sometimes the examiner has a brother to talk some sense into him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Fall From Grace by vericus reviews
G1 pre-war - Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never wanted to become what they were now. But when all other options were closed to them, they had no choice...but to fall from grace.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Til All Are One by A Midnight Dreary reviews
-07movieverse- Because not all things that die stay dead. As the Autobots discover...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 171,527 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
How Penny Spent Her Summer by secondplacechampion reviews
Once the boys left Pasadena for the North Pole, the biggest heat wave in a decade hit the west coast. And then Penny's air conditioner died. And then she flashed Howard from 3,300 miles away. P/S. D
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me by The lunatic who cares reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Nowhere to Turn by Okami-chan reviews
Jazz-centric. G1 AU ish . Nothing is as it appears. Sometimes all it takes is one individual to hold a unit together… and one to tear it apart. Eventual Jazz/Sideswipe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,354 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe
No Line on the Horizon by Shtuff reviews
AU. One-shot. It’s the middle of May when Dean shows up at his door at six a.m. with a huge smile on his face, and Sam knows something is wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Bookworm Gal reviews
Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Miles L., Bumblebee - Complete
Deserted Halls by Tia Paes reviews
Within the halls of Rivendell, new friendships are formed. A story about Erestor and Glorfindel and the friendship they form.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Explosions and Confessions by Fayola reviews
Wheeljack blowing himself up was nothing new. Neither was Ratchet's ranting and raving. The two of them deciding to make out in the middle of the hallway for Primus and everyone to see, though -- that was different.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Missed Chances by Fayola reviews
They may have been vastly different species, but when it came down to matters like love -- especially the pain losing such brought -- there were very few differences that set them apart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Ratchet, Sam Witwicky
A Man In Full by Jael the Scribe reviews
Charles Herbert Lightoller, former Second Officer of the RMS Titanic, reminisces about an enigmatic passenger and his manservant. Drama/adventure. Characters: Thranduil; Galion; Charles H. Lightoller.
Crossover - Titanic & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - 2nd Officer Lightoller, Thranduil - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
One Year by snarechan reviews
Miles may have been the one tutoring him, but he gained a little something, too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Miles L., Trent D. - Complete
A Dream is a Wish the Spark Makes by Fayola reviews
One dreams of something -- anything -- more than what he has, while the other longs for the return to his previous, lesser life. They never expected to find what they desired in each other. Prowl/Jazz. NOT crack, and better than it sounds, I swear!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Two in the Morning by Dreaming of Everything reviews
An early morning conversation between Sarah and Ironhide. Sarah wants Ironhide to get some rest. Ironhide wants Sarah to go away. Sarah's clinging to whatever she can while Ironhide pushes everyone away. There's a resolution to be reached. Maybe. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Ironhide, Sarah L. - Complete
What the Blind Man Saw by Dragonflyr reviews
Strange things happen on bright days in the middle of the night. Some members of the Ark start seeing mechs that aren't there and strange things start to happen, but the strangest and most horrific of all is yet to come, just none of them know it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Prowl, Sunstreaker
Sound and Fury by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,939 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
As Proof of Holy Writ by rainlightautumn reviews
Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Young and the Hopeless by Lady MSM reviews
Some people are born great. Some people are made great. And some people have to drop out of school and run off to Alqualonde to become great. Sequel to "Smells like Teen Spirit."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
The End of the World by Ailsa89 reviews
At the very end, when there is no one left to tend the earth and the cities are in ruins, how does the world itself die?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Ruled By Secrecy by Emmelie reviews
I had a normal, boring life. So discovering a cult of elves and knowing that being aware of their secret society had put my life into danger only made my life more interesting. NOT ELF APPEARS IN EARTH STORY OR GIRL GOES TO ME. I accept anonymous reviews.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Legolas
Light of the Sun by Lune Nightingale reviews
G1 What happens when the light of your world is extinguished and the reason for living is gone? Sunstreaker has to learn this the hard way with help he didn't really want. Character death, angst, romance. Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Sunstreaker/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sunstreaker, Prowl
Nightingales and Starlight by Clodia reviews
For many years, Thingol's minstrel Daeron made lament for Lúthien Tinúviel beside dark waters... but not forever. A look at love, loss and the Lay of Leithian. MEFA 2009 First Place in Genres: Character Study: The Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Daeron, Lúthien T. - Complete
Dragon Slayer by TerribleTulip reviews
A mortally wounded Gorbag and the headless body of a Fell-beast end up in a medieval world where Gorbag is mistaken for a dragonslayer. TO BE REVISED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Orc
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Us Against the World by The Toe of Sauron reviews
Or, 28 Twins. IDW-AU. Sideswipe: gung-ho prankster. Sunstreaker: ego-centric sociopath. Inseparable. Unstoppable. Loyal to the end. Or, at least, that’s what everyone thought. Pre-Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
101 Ways to Burn Down Isengard by VoldieandtheDeathMunchers reviews
-DISCONTINUED- When my LOTR crazed best mate and I get transported to Middle Earth... Wait. Oh, crud. This will not end well... PippinxOC, LegolasxOC. Rated for the really stupid, dangerous stuff I do.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
The Dance of Shadow and Flame by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Seeking peace in the sanctuary of Rivendell, a fallen warrior and a refugee of war find that their greatest demons are yet to be overcome. -Please Read Bio Page-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,456 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by The Toe of Sauron reviews
IDW-AU. "You touch their sparks together and they blow up and they die!" Us Against the World tie-in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Come Full Circle by D. Mischief reviews
At the end of ones lifetime what does a mech do? Stay where you currently are or return to the one place you feel you belong?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Love as a Foreign Language by itsu-sual reviews
How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Sanopi by taralynden reviews
A confused Prowl wanders the streets of Sanopi, unaware that all he sees is an illusion and that in reality he is dying.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Getting to Know You by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have arrived on earth. That means that all they need to do is track down Optimus Prime, get rid of the pack of Decepticons after them and not scare the local wildlife. That should be easy, right? Gen, OC, ensemble, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,602 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Desert Sunset Painted in Shades of Fire by Shadsie reviews
One never forgets one's first love. Many years after the events of Twilight Princess, an aged and dying Link decides upon one last adventure. He's had a good life, but longs to visit one special place to remember, to heal his soul, and to say goodbye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Balrogs by Clodia reviews
Ca. 1000 TA, Glorfindel finds himself unexpectedly alive and on a ship to Middle-earth in the company of five not-quite-Men. Where next? Imladris, of course... MEFA 2010 Second Place in Genres: Character Study: Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Glorfindel - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Wing Kink by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
A series of connected one-shots focusing on Megatron and his fascination with his second-in-command. Megatron/Starscream, Megatron's point of view. Chapter 3: Starscream greets his wingmates after a long absence; Megatron watches enviously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Megatron, Starscream
The Skills of a Healer by PeppyPower reviews
A lost mare is giving birth in the woods and Legolas comes to her aid. But not without experiencing some bitter and very painful consequences. The resulting injury is even beyond Estel's healing skills. PreFellowship. Legolas angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Pitfalls of the Palantir by Lalaeth reviews
A scholarly elf and a less than respectable woman traipse across Middle earth in search of a powerful artifact. Chapter 36. Epilogue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,012 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
Speckles by littlegreenweirdo123 reviews
Who says there aren't papparrazi out there just for the Gods? And who says they don't manage to catch Percy in a pretty, er, weird moment? And who says all hell isn't going to break loose? The story of one fish, and a heck-load of trouble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008
A Yule to Remember by Levade reviews
A lost child is found by the elves at Yule. Happy Christmas!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Fix You by Emmelie reviews
After discovering her uncle was murdered, Emily, a drug addict, must team up with our favorite elf to find the killer and solve the mystery behind a mysterious jewel that her uncle left behind. Not a mary-sue, but LegolasOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Legolas
Gimli's Foretelling by Sammael Silverpen reviews
When Galadriel sent messages to the three hunters via Gandalf, why did no one stop to ponder the strange words she passed to Gimli. Could they have contained a hidden message? Well this is what COULD have happened
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Gimli, Celeborn
Many Meetings by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The first meeting of Legolas and Estel, the twins see their old friend after a long time... But that's just the setting. Mainly action with a bit of humour, and angst in later chapters. The rating is just to be safe. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,458 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Tales of a Dark Continent by Morthoron reviews
The untold history of the Far-east of Middle-earth as told by the great chronicler of the 4th Age, Greagoir the Scribe, whose life & love is inextricably wound with the shadowy lore of the East. 2009 MEFA AWARDS, 2ND PLACE, DRAMA/GENERAL.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,662 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Forged In Hell by Thing With No Talent reviews
G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
A Simple Wound by CocoaB reviews
Gimli is asked to keep a secret that could spell disaster for more than one member of the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,597 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The Things That Are Worth It by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Training by greensilverserpent reviews
Sword against quill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
The Lord of the Changelings and Strange Things by Ethuil reviews
A Play in Three Acts. A LotR parody which focuses on the changes "Fatty Jackson"'s films made to the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Shampoo and Dental Plans by Lenquo
A bit of a crack-fic that I wrote with a friend about 3 years ago. Two RFGs find themselves in Middle Earth and proceed to wreak havoc on live as Tolkienites know it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,098 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn
Concerning Flight by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Trees by Jaimie-Erin reviews
A camp site for the Fellowship offers an unexpected bonding experience for Sam and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Far Away So Close by Firefly-Maj reviews
Long after Aragorn has died and Legolas has sailed, the Elf still grieves for the loss of his mortal friend and tries to come to terms with it. Legolas POV, sad, short, AU. No Slash. Reviews highly appreciated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Sometimes Healers Need Healing Too by StarLight9 reviews
Aragorn and Gimli devise a plan to help Legolas overcome the sea-longing. The plan, however, goes much deeper than it seems. Written for Teitho "Healing" challenge - third place winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Mary Sue's Complaint by dikela reviews
Do you really think Mary Sues have an easy time?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Faerthurin's Broken Arm by Faerthurin reviews
One battle, or skirmish, and its aftermath. Snapshot of Faerthurin as a character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Aragorn, OC - Complete
The World According To Crookshanks by the-dolphins-way reviews
Ever wonder how Crookshanks see's the world through his eye's? Well here you go. Bit of OC"s here and there. Also this is my first fic,so please be nice. Constructive criticism welcome. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Wanderlust by Clodia reviews
A brief history for Erestor, stretching from the ages of the stars to the foundation of Imladris. MEFA 2009 Third Place in Times: First Age and Prior: General.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Checkmate by Katsuko1978 reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Forlorn by Levade reviews
What secret hides in the forests that once sheltered Menegroth? Two elves go to see, directly after the War of Wrath. Halloween challenge story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
A Parting Blow by Wraithlike reviews
One arrow was all it took to end her life. And neither regret, prayer nor tears can restore that which is lost. Legolas's thoughts on a mortal girl's death at his hands. Set just before the War of the Ring. AU. No romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Undercover, or I Don't Get Paid Enough For This by Katsuko1978 reviews
Soundwave and Starscream go on an undercover mission disguised as a bonded couple. One problem: they can't stand each other. Response to the TF2007 Fun Anon Kink Meme. Slash, non-graphic, some violent imagery.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
The Friend I Leave Behind by White Wolf1 reviews
Shortly before his death, Aragorn reflects on his long friendship with Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
No Regrets by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The lives of Sam, Mikaela and Bumblebee, the way they're tied together, and their ends. Sam/Mikaela, possible hints of Sam/Bee/Mikaela, a look at love and the ties that bind. Third place contest winner. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
all your hidden faces by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
It turns out that getting Starscream to move in with him was the easy part. Slash StarscreamxPrime and a direct continuation of 'two worlds apart, two together'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - [Starscream, Optimus Prime] Jazz, Thundercracker - Complete
Things That Go Crunch in the Night by RadcliffePotter reviews
Originally written for LOTR LJ's Harvest Times/All Hallows' Eve challenge. The lads Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam decide to dress up for some mischief for All Hallows' Eve and end up having a truly shocking experience themselves! Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Of Endings and Beginnings by rebeccasaurus reviews
What happens at the end? If you lead one life, perfectly content, and then have that life go up in flames? What if you weren't meant for one world, but another? To what lengths would someone go through to put you back where you belong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Glorfindel
Muse Quest by Tuima reviews
Today is March 1st in Middle-earth. Again. An unfinished fanfic can really ruin your day -- especially when you find yourself stuck in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Amrothos
Masterpiece by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete, MovieAU. He fell in love with humanity in general, and Witwicky and Banes in particular, the first time he ever saw the two. The two soldiers had raced through the shattered streets in a stolen blue truck, laughing in voices high and howling...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,145 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Pictor Ignotus by MusicalCharlatan reviews
As an unknown painter manipulates the colors of his masterpiece, so shall the Valar. Maybe that's why they're trying to play matchmaker with the Prince of Mirkwood? ::slightly AU: legomance::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,298 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Legolas
Of Rowan and Ruin by Thundera Tiger reviews
The story of a friendship one hundred and twenty-two years in the making.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Twlighted Hope LotR by Professor River Song reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn, Alice Cullen is reading Lord of the Rings to Nessie, and suddenly finds herself in the Prancing Pony with a vision of Aragorn and the Ring. With new excitement just around the bend, she must hide her vampire self. LotR x Twilight
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Aragorn, Gandalf
Crash and Burn by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
She by DARN i lost my ink pen reviews
Chilling one-shot about a character who, as far as I can tell, has never been written about before- especially in this manner. Many clues, and metaphors...a history from her dark perspective. Slight gore. REVISED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
In The Dark by Aearwen22 reviews
A woman trapped in a world of darkness receives a visitor. Written for the Teitho Challenge: Dark Places
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
The Fellowship of Random Parodyness by FrescaPower reviews
When Galadriel accidentally sends all the movie scripts through a paper shredder, the characters must improvise. Randomness ensues. A parody of the Fellowship of the Ring. NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Rewriting Time by Aelaer reviews
COMPLETE! Something is terribly wrong; the events at the end of the Third Age are different than how they were meant to be. Old friends come together and try to correct the problem before history becomes rewritten permanently. Sequel to The Writer's Mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,095 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Elvellon by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Poem. Shortly after he sails to Valinor, Legolas thinks about the friend who could not accompany him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Three Little Words by Fayola reviews
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. The first time Jazz and Prowl say those three little words to one another.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Of Restless Lamborghinis by Paleodex reviews
G1 Prowl decided quite early on that a bored Sideswipe is a dangerous Sideswipe. And of course, a bored Sideswipe is bound to create some kind of mess and/or mayhem, especially when said Sideswipe is confined to small space.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sideswipe - Complete
Need by NybCR reviews
After getting left behind on the battlefield, Starscream picks himself up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
The Question Why by Dawn Searcher reviews
For were they not brothers in the eyes of Ilúvatar? An anthology of short stories, some serious and some less so, centred around Manwë and Melkor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
The Eagles are Coming by Thundera Tiger reviews
A small AU regarding a slightly different turn of events during the chaos of the Battle of Five Armies. Features primarily Erestor with appearances from Bilbo, Glorfindel, Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan, and Elrohir. Warning: Dark.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Erestor - Complete
For All I See by Irish Anor reviews
Legolas returns to an abandoned Imladris many years after the death of Aragorn to remember their friendship and bid his final farewell. Vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Fatherhood by Jaimie-Erin reviews
Aragorn and Arwen feel the pressures of parenting. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Cullen's in Class ON HOLD by defininginsanity reviews
Ever wondered what the Cullen's do when they are bored in class? Well here's your chance to find out. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2008
Top of the World by rainlightautumn reviews
There's a whole lot of singing that's never gonna be heard, disappearing everyday without so much as a word somehow. Think I broke the wings off that little song bird-he's never gonna fly to the top of the world right now. ProwlxJazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Ronin by KayDeeBlu reviews
* Movie Verse 07 AU * - Unsure of who and what he truly is, Thundercracker takes up with the Autobots and finds himself on a self conflicted, difficult journey to the destiny that awaits.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,644 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Thundercracker
These Games We Play by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: What's a 'con to do with one wing mate down and out, when options are few and exits narrow? Evidently wibble. Pre-earth, Cybertron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Skywarp, Starscream - Complete
Farazbund by Mantida reviews
An old dwarf and a very young elf meet in Doriath.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Unrepentant by spacellamaprincess reviews
Susan, 21st c. reporter, braves Mandos to interview the Greatest Elf Ever. Feanor, of course.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Bet by Fayola reviews
It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
No Trouble at All by StarLight9 reviews
Aragorn makes an unusual request and poor Legolas is thrown into a situation he does not enjoy at all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Legolas, Eldarion - Complete
Lord of the Rings 2003: The Final Journey by Erin Wood reviews
After the light subsided Niori Erin Jane and Carla find themselves back in ME but it's not the same. Everythings changed since they left and everyones moved on, and not to mention an evil has appeared and this time not everyone will come out alive..FINI!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 270,072 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
Excerpt from the diary of the Ringwraith no 8 by Mantida reviews
Humour, no sex, all violence is Tolkien's.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Rest by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet. Sometimes when the worst happens, duty is the only thing that keeps you going. Warning: character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Heaven's Shore by Aspirare reviews
Ironhide's job was to break down walls. Ratchet's job was to know who was truly the one in trouble. Ironhide x Ratchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Aragorn, SHUT UP! revised by 8I reviews
A revised version of Aragorn, SHUT UP! Boromir immitates an elderly Ceaser, Aragorn steals his lines, Legolas states the obvious, The Return of Gandalf, everyone gangs up on Aragorn, and Gimli is awesome. All this and more, in Aragorn, SHUT UP! revised .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Smells like Teen Spirit by Lady MSM reviews
Being a teenager is hard. It's even harder when your dad keeps pressuring you to be a smith, when all you care about is music. A pre-Silmarils Maglor story. Finally complete! Please review!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Twilighter's Anonymous by WorseGamesToPlay reviews
The story of a few Twilightaholics & the mischief they get into. Click here and find out. Special thanks to Jessie; and to a review I received which gave me the idea CHAPTER 15 the Bridzillas, and a new chapter about BD is now up! Read and Review! GO Read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,443 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Always on Mondays by Arndis reviews
It was a going to be a boring monday, or so I thought. That is, until I got pitched head first into a new world, one I knew nothing about. I know this is way overused, but I'm gonna write it anyway.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006
Why Aragorn Always Seems to be Damp by Fruitful Action reviews
Someone faces a great task... and it involves soap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Tired by KiaMianara reviews
G1/ slash - Based on the question if it would be murder or suicide if Screamer tries to shoot himself with Megatron in his gun form and if Megatron would actually let him end his life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Rules of the Ark by vericus reviews
G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hot Rod, Springer - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Go Gentle into the Night by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. G1. In the end, their relationship wasn't all that much of a surprise. Prowl was Prime's right-hand mech and Jazz the left. Easy. Simple. Obvious. If not eternal. Prowl/Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Last Temptation of Legolas Thranduilion by Jael the Scribe reviews
JRR Tolkien said that of the members of the Fellowship, Legolas did the least. But what would have happened had he declined the quest? The butterfly flaps its wings . . . AU, MovieVerse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,498 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Food Fight and the Grape Fighters by St. Danger reviews
Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn get in a fight over a bowl of grapes while in the kitchen, and chaos ensues with many a Lord and Lady joining in. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Questions and Answers by Dragon of Dispair reviews
G1. AU. complete. Response to a random pairing generator prompt. "Sideswipe, why?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Elevator Malfunction by Virtuella reviews
A bout of silliness prompted me to dream up my own idiosyncratic self-insert drop-in story. You may find it moderately amusing. Fangirls: It's got Legolas in it! Flamers: Please flame, it's got a Mary Sue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
What's it feel like to be a Ghost? by Hearts of Eternity reviews
One-Shot. Sunstreaker has lost himself to the thrill of the gladiatorial ring. Through the bond they share as twins, Sideswipe discovers what it feels like to be a ghost.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Balderdash by ShyLight reviews
Bluestreak’s big mouth causes a scuffle in the Ark. It also becomes apparent that this is just one of many cases. The solution to this? The quiet game and a bet. This may actually become a problem though. “Talk may be cheap, but it keeps him sane.”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bluestreak
Stand Back, I'm Going To Try Science by Shimegami reviews
G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Still the Days Seem the Same by serpensortia863 reviews
Aziraphale is summoned away on angelic business, leaving Crowley alone in London for Christmas. Neither is sure that they are where they're supposed to be.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Defenders by vericus reviews
G1, slash - They knew what they were getting into when they decided they wanted Bluestreak. Only one mech thought to warn Bluestreak about what he was getting into when he decided he wanted them as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
someday you will be loved by m-erechyn reviews
Inspired by the song of the same name. "Crowley’s a demon. He doesn’t do love." A fic in two parts; half in Babylon and half in London. A/C slash or just as easily gen. It's only the feeling that matters. //Crowley-centric//
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
More Than Just A Passing Glance by Atalan reviews
G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Dawn Twilight by spacellamaprincess reviews
Moira Eldolen, intrepid university upperclassman, learns that not all elves went West. Some stayed right here. Such as, for instance, her way-to-hawt linguistics professor, one Dr. Birdsong. **Now complete**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,885 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Of Angels And Demons by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Angel and demon. Eternal enemies from time out of mind, locked in an endless battle.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Burying the Hatchet by ShyLight reviews
In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,615 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Shall I Compare Thee to a Rotting Corpse by Peregrin Ionad reviews
A bit of Orc-lurve poetry inspired by a conversation with Eiranae at OSA.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Fluoxetine Hydrochloride by Lament of Meow reviews
Ratchet's feeling a bit depressed after the hardships of being a war-medic get to be too much for him. The Twins try and find a way to help him out of his funk. Ratchet/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Summer Rain by manga reviews
A vignette about the old bond between Rayek and Leetah.
ElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Haiku for the Valar & the Valier by the-dolphins-way reviews
It's a little experiment. Full summary inside. Check it out please!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
A Measure of Gratitude by ryagelle reviews
Sunstreaker does have a spark somewhere in there--Mirage knows it. Oneshot drabble. Hound/Mirage, G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sunstreaker, Mirage - Complete
Erestor: Writer of Fanfic by Winterhawk reviews
Glorfindel is not impressed with Erestor's first attempts at 'fanfiction'-- Middle Earth style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Misunderstandings by StarLight9 reviews
Gandalf arrives in Rivendell, bearing terrible news. What has Strider gotten himself into this time? Written for Estel Angst Central "Misunderstandings" contest
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
A Song Stolen from the Dirt by odditycollector reviews
Long ago, a man sought to control death with a feather stolen from an angel. It... didn't go as he'd hoped. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter, Sirius Black's Godchild by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Harry finally has everything he could ever want. A home with his freed godfather Sirius, his best friend Remus and the security that comes with family. However his 5th yr is going to be one chaotic mess after another. How will Harry deal with it all? HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 361,544 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mortals In Mandos by Fiondil reviews
First there was Boromir, but eventually all of the Mortals of the Fellowship died, but they did not continue past the Circles of Arda. Rather, they decided to wait in Mandos for one person. A series of interconnected stories featuring the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,657 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Sun from My Heart by DeceptiVette reviews
G1 - Bluestreak has one of those pesky life-altering weeks. The Twins aren't helping, really, but at least they're something of a distraction. Chapter 4 now up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
The Last of the Moon People by Cormallen reviews
A mysterious stranger rides into Rivendell, carrying a heavy burden. She is the last of her kind and has travelled far, to come and see where her role will fit into the jigsaw of defeat against the evil of Sauron. A Parody. One Shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
A Gift from Primus, my Aft! by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
He Sang by Jimmy Candlestick reviews
A Maglor fic. A one-shot with him watching his last brother die and mayhaps why he wanders the sea. Rated for death. Anonymous reviews allowed.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Maglor - Complete
Peredhel by Epilachna reviews
A half-elven child finds safety and acceptance in Imladris, Elrond suffers the loneliness of being peredhel, and Erestor relives a nightmare from his past. Rivendell and Lothlorien elves will appear. Some cliche breaking within.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 123,718 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
Amor Est Vitae Essentia by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. G1. Love is the essence of life. A transformation of a different sort. Implied Prowl/Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Surrender by BitterEloquence reviews
Movie: Trapped in a dark cell, caught between reality and hellish memories, the Autobot known as Prowl learns the truth measure of love and hate. Dark and Violent. 'Cons being 'cons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Prowl, Barricade - Complete
Wicked Smart by Lady MSM reviews
One of Tolkien's most intelligent female characters tells her story. The rise and fall of Gondolin from Idril's POV. COMPLETE! Oh yeah.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,291 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Maedhros' last will by Kelenthial reviews
A short story I've written about two years ago and found today while browsing for some lost file... It is 'fanon extreme', so don't get your hopes high. Poor Maitimo experiences a fit of nearly teenage rebellion... Modern English, and, of course, ANGST.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Your dungeons are inadequate by chisscientist reviews
A letter from Sauron to Finrod Felegund sent shortly after the fall of Minas Tirith. Apparently Sauron has some complaints he wishes to make.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sauron, Finrod F. - Complete
Works in Mysterious Ways by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Requiem by Vaeru reviews
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
A Most Modest Proposition by Aelaer reviews
Unicorns, faeries, gnomes, nymphs, fauns, zombies, mermaids, leprechauns, and centaurs. All of these creatures do NOT exist in Middle-earth. Tired of being left out, they do what everyone else does when they're unhappy and want change: write a petition.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
What Time We Have Left by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Premovie. A look at what happenes in the time leading up to the Ark's departure for the Allspark and the way it affected certain bots and sparkmates. A lot of love, hurt, and comfort goes around the Autobot base for a lot of mechs and femmes.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,844 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Evening by Aspirare reviews
It didn't even have to mean anything. It could just be a distraction, a way to escape and forget. Ironhide/Ratchet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Hatchet's Apprentice by vericus reviews
G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2008 - First Aid, Ratchet - Complete
Rivendell International Airport by Primsong reviews
A bit of humor considering what might have happened if the Fellowship had decided to take a plane instead of walking all that ways - would Anduril make it through security?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Wreath by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Risk To Be Alive by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prequel to 'You Don't Have To Be Afraid'- "Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive - the risk to be alive and express what we really are." - Don Miguel Ruiz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The To The Point Mary Sue Slash Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
Ever wondered what would happen when your two favourite/hated genres collide? Join Mary sue as she discovers the messy implications of a world of hermaphrodite elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Snake Charmer by Spinner Dolphin reviews
This NEVER HAPPENED. Or, Crowley meets one of those snake guys from Animal Planet.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Flames to Dust by Paleodex reviews
G1 Even Lamborghinis don't last forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Snowed In by ryagelle reviews
A blizzard strands Ratchet and the Lamborghini Twins in the mountains, with unexpected results. December contest winner on LiveJournal, G1, slash, unrelated to TtH or CC. It all belongs to HasTak, and I make no profit from it. Here ya go, whiner. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
It's Not Funny by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - A domestic abuse charity ask Jazz to help them reach out to Starscream. Implicit slash, explicit violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Starscream, Jazz - Complete
Mary Sues of Middle Earth by Agent Motiel reviews
Ever get annoyed with Mary Sues? This is a collection of all the different types of the creatures so you can avoid them. Learn exactly what makes them so darn annoying! Now with the new and improved Ravarastwinklet... oh, forget it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Of Snowballs and Changes by StarLight9 reviews
Fourth Age. Legolas feels that his mortal friends have changed too much, and he is the only one who had stayed the same. But there is something he fails to realize. Teitho First Place Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
For Every Evil 3 by Mirrordance reviews
For every evil that rises, we are given ways to fight it. The secrets of the elves are revealed to the modern world, and they are forced to decide whether they should remain in a world unprepared for them, or be the last of their kind to leave it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,792 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Legolas
Understanding by Confusedknight reviews
...A friend is someone who hears the song in your heart and sings it to you when your memory fails...A oneshot exploring the friendship between Neal and Kel.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Stuck in the Book by Aelaer reviews
She did not wish for it, but she got it. A girl is stuck in the book... literally. Quite, quite literally. Parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
An Autobot Xmas II by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. My 2007 Chhristmas fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
At Christmas: Hope by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Slash: ProwlxJazz. Written for the Livejournal ‘prowlxjazz’ community Christmas challenge – Hope – Prowl asks Jazz for help in raising the morale on the Ark… is it a wise decision?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Silver and Ebony by Earendilion reviews
Glorfindel looks back on his part in the courtship of Elrond and Celebrían.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Glorfindel - Complete
Healing Hope by Ithil-valon reviews
Sequel to Elladan’s Trials, For Estel. As Estel still deals with the emotional scars of being buried alive, Legolas returns to Imladris. Will the love of family and a new friend be enough to heal the child, or will an unknown threat shatters their peace
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 78 - Words: 222,439 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Feel the Music by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Voice in the Dark by vericus reviews
G1, slash - A sabotage mission went bad, and Jazz was stuck behind Decepticon lines. No worry, Prowl's here to...lead them into a building that collapses on them? Well that was smart. Total PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Hate the Dark by NKfloofiepoof reviews
G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,385 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
You Don't Have To Be Afraid by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz and Prowl have finally admitted they have feelings for each other, but Jazz has promptly gone straight back into denial, leaving Prowl frustrated. Fortunately there's someone willing to help him give Jazz a good kick in the CPU for being stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Jealousy by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are surprised to find Prowl has a fanclub. Jazz just wants it gone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Property of Jazz by vericus reviews
G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Ghost Stories by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
My First Word by StarLight9 reviews
Baby Eldarion, who cannot yet talk, silently observes the world around him. Written for Teitho Challenge: Me, Myself, and I.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Eldarion - Complete
Is it a Shindig or a Hootenanny? by ShyLight reviews
G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Prowl
Legolas Greenleaf, Agent of MESS: City of the King by Skitty-Kat reviews
Secret Agent Greenleaf is back, and this time he's off to Minas Tirith in the company of Aragorn. The City needs his help, but will the people accept it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,622 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Alone in the dark by Syntia13 reviews
G1. Bluestreak wandered through the empty corridors of the Ark. What happened? Where was everybody? Did that shadow just move? "Bluestreak? You shouldn't be here..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Bluestreak - Complete
Working Class Hero by Lady MSM reviews
A teenage Tuor wonders about his future.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007
You've Never What? by JustInunotaisho reviews
Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
The Departed by KayDeeBlu reviews
*Movie Verse 07 AU* - A bittersweet emotional tale about Bluestreak and the intricate, complicated relationship he forms with a human named Kate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,500 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
The Dragon's Egg by bberry06 reviews
No Slash. Erestor has a problem on his hands when a mysterious egg arrives in Imladris. The advisor thinks the side of good will benefit from it, but the side of evil wants it as well. The ultimate chess game. Who will reign victor? Rated for torture.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Erestor, Glorfindel
Ruin Unto Gondolin by jessewrites reviews
The tale of the fall of Gondolin, told as a firsthand account by one dear to Ecthelion of the Fountain and Glorfindel of the Golden Flower
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Changes by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie Things change in time of war. Principles bend, rules change, and so do 'bots. Now the Allspark must be kept from Decepticon hands, and Ratchet is left wondering: What's a pacifist to do?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Widow Maker by Flarn reviews
Post 1986 movie. RodimusElita. Rodimus deals with his guilt over the death of Optimus Prime, his feelings of inadequacy as Autobot leader, and his obsession with Optimus' mate, Elita One. Is it simply absolution he wants from her, or something more?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
The Fandom Experience by rozulthorn reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale stumble across some of their fanfiction on the internet.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007
Bystander by monitorscreen reviews
He had never really considered that Elros would one day not be there. [Elrond, Elros]
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
The Singer's Girl by Lady MSM reviews
A rather unconventional take on what happened with Maglor and his wife. I suck at summaries please read anyway!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Six Millennia by Musegaarid reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley have a lot of history... Abandoned, but the chapters hold up pretty well on their own.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Thief by Dierdre reviews
[2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric] Time is an indiscriminate thief, and eventually it takes everything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
The Witch King's Secret by Topgallant reviews
The Witch King of Angmar has a secret that he alone knows of...and he alone dares to perform.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Black and White by Barefoot XO reviews
Crossover with HP! Whatever happened to Sirius Black? What if he fell into MiddleEarth? What insanity might ensue? And how will Saruman and Sauron be affected? A million laughs. Minor sexual inferences. Not slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sirius B., Saruman - Complete
The Council of Pippin by Earendilion reviews
What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Unexpected friends by Omicron the IceQueen reviews
Sometimes you find a friend in the oddest of beings. G1 Sunstreaker one shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Chip C., Sunstreaker - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
My Life is Like a Shattered Bowling Ball of Pain by The Iza reviews
Falling in lurve. Prancing around the kingdom in a new dress. Astounding others with your wit. Yeah. THAT'S gonna happen. If you want an ACTUAL account of what would happen if a girl fell into ME, keep reading. Warning: Idiotic, Diarystyle crap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
That Annoying Song by lackam reviews
Several complain about the song of Glorfindel and the Balrog.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Breaking Waves by Becky O'Calahan reviews
Barad dur fell, and still he was dying. He was free, and yet trapped. He could appreciate the irony. A prisoner from Barad dur is freed, and all he wants is to go home. Unfortunatly, that's not likely to happen any time soon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Fínvienyarna by erunyauve reviews
In the beginning, there was Elf hair. A rather silly parody.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
We Reap What We Sow by kuramagal reviews
Our lives dictate that we will always do two things. We will strive to protect our friends and loved ones and defeat our enemies. But what happens when we can no longer do one of the following?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Elrohir, Legolas
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Hug by Nightwind reviews
G1 Jazz needs a hug, but Prowl's feeling uncooperative. Not really what I'd call a 'fic' because it's too short, but I think it's fun. Also 'slash.' In case of slash allergy or fluff allergy stay away...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Reunion by L.ithJayhawk reviews
After the near Apocalypse, Aziraphale is reassigned to a new post in America, and a millenium passes without Crowley...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Harps and Lutes by knightshade reviews
Wash didn’t understand where he was or why he was there, but at least one thing made sense. Zoe was always there with him. Wash, post Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Nurture vs Nature by Tirya King reviews
G1. Are ‘junkyard dogs’ born or made? A glimpse at the beginnings of two of the most dangerous and misunderstood mechs ever created.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 6/20/2005
Evil Elrond by greywing reviews
Written for the E: Like an Evil Elrond prompt. Elrond makes Glorfindel face his greatest fear, which incidentally doesn't involve Balrogs or death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
The Academy of MarySues, Rivendell by blueberet reviews
Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's the academy....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,084 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
The Dark Lord Sauron Babysits by Frotu reviews
As though being stripped of his power wasn't enough, Sauron's now asked to do something rather demeaning: be a good friend and watch the kids. However shall he manage?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Haldir, Sauron
Lost And Found by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Sideswipe will stop at nothing to find Sunstreaker when the latter goes missing after a battle..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
I Remember When by Araiona Dubois reviews
PT I:An unnamed Maia reflects on a love that never had a chance. PT II: A letter written by Sauron to his love. It never reaches its destination.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sauron
Green and Golden by Elentari2 reviews
With the Watchful Peace, the WoodElves have the opportunity to see the world beyond their borders. A chance meeting takes unexpected consequences, and Erestor finds himself with a hellion pupil. But peace is short,and the struggle resumes. Revised Sept.05
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Erestor, Glorfindel
Crowd Control by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S1 - Sunstreaker has to deal with Bluestreak and problem humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sunstreaker, Bluestreak - Complete
Burzum and Ulkum by Topgallant reviews
Two unique Orcs attempt to search for a decent smoke in the depths of Minas Morgul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
A Dragon for Estel by kuramagal reviews
Estel’s having a hard time falling asleep so Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel and Erestor decide to tell him a story. Fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
Great Are The Myths by Vaguely Downwards reviews
It’s Thursday. Aziraphale makes a decision. Crowley reluctantly acquiesces. There is a field trip and an unfortunate logistical error, because you know how it is with pocket universes. PG13 CrowleyAziraphale and a cast of many.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Last Grey Ship by Cloaked Eagle reviews
After the discovery of the last resting place of Maglor, can a group of young 21st century archaeologists bring news to his kin?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004
Cottoncrow's cry by Ophium reviews
It's a Legolas and Gimli story. A case of being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, under the wrong circumstances. No slash, no language, some violence. Complete, at last!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,987 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Autobot Angels by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1,TF:TM A novella of the Autobot dead who did not go gently into that good night, nor rested quietly while their friends fought so desperately for Autobot City.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Namo by Aramel reviews
A slightly humourous look on a Vala's life. With apologies to Cassie Claire and her VSDs.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
No Such Counsel by Guardian1 reviews
After Twilight Princess. Dogs wait forever: Midna and Link, with Zelda bearing the brunt. Oneshot, spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link - Complete
All My Love by Tirya King reviews
[G1] One lonely mech, four lonely letters. Answer to challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game by vericus reviews
Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Despair by Silivren Tinu reviews
Concerned about the growing tension between Boromir and Aragorn, and the influence of the One Ring on the Gondorian, Legolas decides to intervene and confront Boromir before it may be too late for all of them. FotR gapfiller.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Legolas, Boromir - Complete
My Grandfather by Araiona Dubois reviews
It is March of the year FO 120. A Grandfather reflects on his past during the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
The Final Battle by Dawn Searcher reviews
Dagor Dagorath has come...but there is a strange twist of the opposing sides. Note the category, Humor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Prowl's Angels by ZenNoodles reviews
When Prowl gets miffed, beware. CLANG! OneShot, G1. No intended slashes. Stars: The CMO, Twins, and of course Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Camp Glingal by Araiona Dubois reviews
The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Every Year On The First Day Of March by Nieriel Raina reviews
Many years after the death of King Elessar, some still remember… 3RD PLACE 2006 September Teitho Contest. Undying Friendship Series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Prisoner by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Thundercracker, Autobot POW.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Hot Oregon Night by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. It's a hot night and two Autobots are having trouble offlining.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Dual Disasters by Amilyi reviews
[G1] Ratchet discovers the difficulty that is twins. Please 'Read & Review'. Thank you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
The Warlord by Topgallant reviews
A Ringwraith's history...before becoming a servant to Sauron.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Tricksy Potato Elveses by sylc reviews
Glorfindel has potatoes on the brain, much to the despair of his music student, Lindir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Curse of the Elf and Ranger by Erestor reviews
Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Cause and Effect by Avalon Estel reviews
Cause: Glorfindel got hit in the face. Effect: He ended up with amnesia. Effect: Elladan and Elrohir strike. Horror ensues as usual.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Facing Evil by Alatariel Narmolanya reviews
A short ficlet: Glorfindel must face evil that he has never known before, evil that is greater than the one of the Barlog's... The sad thing is, he has to face evil every week and doesn't know how he gets into it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
One Evening in Imladris by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Friends. Just Friends. Ranger and elf, Elrond, twins, Glorfindel, Erestor. Teitho winner for theme: Friendship
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
More Than A Woman by The Quell reviews
What if the classic Mary Sue archetype we've all come to know and love was in fact a Texan transvestite named Steve...?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005
Ratchet's Runaround by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Offering Nothing More Than Tears by Nieriel Raina reviews
Upon receiving word that Gimli's mother has only a short time to live, Legolas races to Erebor to offer what comfort he can. 1ST PLACE 2006 MC Awards - Best Friendship Story. Undying Friendship Series. Year 14 Fourth Age. Edited 7/29/09
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Why Killing Yourself Is A Bad Idea by mbus55 reviews
When I tried to commit suicide, I recieved a punishment far worse than hell... keeping ten of fiction's most suicidal characters from doing themselves in. Features Lord of the Rings, Le Mis, Troy, and Harry Potter characters and a lot of fun randomosity.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Our Revels by Tirya King reviews
G1. Can you ever really forget what you just can’t remember? Often the past springs up where one least expects it to. Often a secret too large for one person cannot be kept. Sequel and conclusion to ‘No Longer Mourn’ and ‘Thou Art Too Dear.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,158 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Complete
The Story of a Story of a Story of Chaos by Dawn Searcher reviews
Mr. J. R. R. Tolkien took pleasure in writing The Lord of the Rings. We, Author Ve and Author Ev, take pleasure in wrecking it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sauron, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Labels Are For Soup Cans, Are YOU a Soup Can? by Aleacus reviews
Can you imagine the Ainur as highschoolers? Story only intended to bring laughs, and poke fun at stereotypes. No offense was intended to any persons. Rated T for mild coarse language and some violence.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006
On Being Reduced to Instinct by The Starhorse reviews
When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Shared Laughter by the surly mermaid reviews
In the timelessness of the Silver City, Crowley and Aziraphale meet for the first time.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Improbability by Araiona Dubois reviews
One day before Spring Break a lab test in a Chemistry class goes horribly wrong. Now in order to save a friend, enemies must become friends and travel to MiddleEarth to save her. Will everyone survive? Not the typical LotR fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,260 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
Rain Over Blue Water by The Starhorse reviews
Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,567 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Begin the Beguine by N.L. Rummi reviews
COMPLETE. The crew of Serenity is offered a very lucrative job by a wealthy aristocrat. But when Mal is prevented from accompanying Zoë to the negotiations, there's only one man suitable for the job. [Zoë-Wash]
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,039 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Black Riders On A Sugar High by Princess of Ithilien reviews
What happens when you combine the Wraiths, sugar and caffeine in a confined space? Read to find out...Very random R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
A Rarer Gift by Caporal reviews
A very young Celegorm isn't having the best begetting day. A chance, or possibly not so chance, meeting with his favourite Vala changes all that. Rated G for being completely tame.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Remember by kuramagal reviews
What we remember is not always what we should. Because our memories can sometimes come back to haunt us.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Glorfindel - Complete
A Good Idea by Evergreene reviews
In the city of Minas Tirith, Legolas commits a most grievious betrayal. Second place winner in Teitho Contest 'First Sentence.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Therapy by Erestor reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
They Were Elves by Avion Jade reviews
Drabble: The answer to 'We Were Elves.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
My Favorite Accident by The Lady Romance reviews
As azure eyes stared back into mine, I thought, ‘At least the man who is probably going to rob my house is really hot...' !Used to be Oh Fateful October Night! Rated T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,826 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Legolas
Beam Me Up, Glorfindel by Zhie reviews
The wayward adventures of Captain Glorfindel and his crew aboard the U.S.S. Elfterprise. Parody, crossover with Star Trek of sorts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Grin and Bear It by Tirya King reviews
G1. Collaboration with MariaShadow. The medic with an exterior of steel and spines is accused of having a fluff interior. Watch as insults and laser scalpels fly. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Drawing Lines by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]...Sunstreaker has a bit of a crappy morning. He's just off patrol, his brother's not home, and some mechs just wont leave him alone. What's a 'Bot to do... TFs belong to HasTak
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
We don't say 'Elves' by Galenfea reviews
Dr. Jayne Ashwood thought her day couldn't get any worse, until 7 elflords with 13 hands between them burst into her son's classroom, and she is struck with the awful realisation that she's the only person who knows who they are. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
The OCC&T by Kiricat reviews
The OCC&T. The Original Character Creation & Transportation organization, where Crossovers, Larry Stus, and Mary Sues are made. And this is the story of one of it's unwitting creations in Arda! R&R, please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Legolas
Legolas's Outing by Manwathiel reviews
Legolas takes a walk in the woods, singing his little elvish heart out. Drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Glorfindel, the great warrior by Naurring reviews
After his rebirth Glorfindel arrives in Imladris.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Glorfindel - Complete
Words by moredread reviews
Conflict between Glorfindel and Erestor. Erestor's POV. 'I came so terribly close to hating you, yesterday...' Not slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
The Little Things by ShadowShock reviews
G1, short story. Sometimes it's the little things in life that one does for another, taking up their own time, that confirms a friendship. Bluestreak after a battle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Bluestreak - Complete
T'was The Night Before Christmas by sylc reviews
On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus pays a visit to Imladris. His intentions, however, are not friendly to elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Elrond - Complete
Ada's Special Green Cake by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
A joyful, accident prone adventure when Arwen, Aragorn, and Legolas decide to make a cake for Elrond. Elladan, Elrohir, and yes, even Glorfindel make an appearance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Fugitive by MariaShadow reviews
G1 It's training day at the Ark again, and a few 'bots get the short end of the stick
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2005
Things That Change by Kiricat reviews
An Elven maiden who survived the siege of Gondolin reflects on Glorfindel now that she sees he has been reincarnated. Some things never change, and yet there are things that do. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Very Bad Mood by Kiricat reviews
One should never draw beetle wars on Erestor's things, as poor, unsuspecting Glorfindel is about to find out. Oneshot parody. Enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
On All Hallow's Eve by Avalon Estel reviews
Halloween in Rivendell is usually a time that Lord Elrond dreads. But this year, it's going to be different. Very, very different. Cowritten with Erestor. [Oneshot: Complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Me and My Shadow by Tirya King reviews
[G1] Good things come in pairs. And where there's one, the other is bound to be close by...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
He Was a Bra' Gallant by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Glorfindel and Aragorn. A young healer rushes in where the wise fear to tread.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
I Think I Hate You by James8 reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel did not always get along. A horrifying accident leads to recovery and friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Choices by MariaShadow reviews
G1Suspicions rise as there is an attempted murder at the Ark
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005
Happy Hunting by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
The Universal Language by Mimea reviews
[HMC] Kiss story 7 of 30: Nightmares. In which Howell falls victim to dreams of the past.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,596 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Injustice For All by Erika reviews
When a Hogwarts student is killed by a werewolf, Remus is arrested for murder. Is he guilty? Will James and Sirius be able to save him from execution?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Invincible Immortal by Karushna5 reviews
How could this be? You shouldn't have died before me. WARNING!: Invest in LARGE amount of tissues
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
A little fun in Imladris by Neniel Sildurien reviews
How vicious can Erestor be? The truth behind Aragorn becoming the greatest swordsman of his time... And Glorfindel is not happy with his life. A series of humorous drabbles taking place in Imladris.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Call of the Heart by Silivren Tinu reviews
What if… it had not been Aragorn who fell over the cliff during the battle against the wargriders in Rohan? Angst, friendship. AU. No slash. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Tehta reviews
As Gondolin burns, Salgant—ever an artist—chooses his fate.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2005
Poor, RippedOff Glorfindel? by Cheez Socks reviews
Glorfindel explains why exactly he did not appear in the movies. Guest appearances by a few of everyone's favourite Imladris elves. Hopefully it's worth a laugh. Come on... laugh, darn it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
Somebody's Lost It by Faerlas reviews
Glorfindel wakes up one morning to find the whole elven world turned upside down and inside out. Chapter 5 is here! COMPLETE! I accept anonymous reviews! Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
Torment by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
Oneshot. Glorfindel remembers his death on the anniversary of the fall of Gondolin. Rated for Violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
What it's like by Viridian Magpie reviews
It wasn’t easy being a demon, neither was being an angel. Crowley and Aziraphale take a walk in the shoes of the other.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Drabble: Angst DoubleDrabble by Imaginigma reviews
[Humour] Tragic news reach Rivendell. Impending doom looms at the gates. What news does Glorfindel birng to Elrond?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Future Past by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Short piece, set in distant future on Cybertron. Two youngsters discover a link to the past.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2005
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
Legolas Falls Apart by roseleeks reviews
Legolas has contracted a horrible wasting disease. Based on 29 on Erestor's list, 100 Ideas for Your Inevitable Legolas Fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Old Friends by Igorina reviews
Aziraphale meets an old companion in the most unexpected of places. Crossover with Lord of the Rings.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Hollin by Primsong
Epic poetry. Alas for the lost land of Eregion, betrayed by one they thought was a friend. Rated for slightly intense descriptives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
Dark! Leafy! by Primsong reviews
Legolas visits the Glittering Caves with Gimli, as he promised, but Gimli must return the favor and visit Fangorn. A brief humorous look at their differing opinions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Nostalgia by Tyello reviews
Elessar returns to Imladris after Elladan and Elrohir have sailed into the West to pick up something unexpected. Makes more sense if you've read A Lesson in Quenya and Green as New Leaves, but not necessary
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Green as New Leaves by Tyello reviews
Sequel to A Lesson in Quenya. Erestor enlists the help of the twins, Estel, and Elrond to revenge himself on Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Hands on by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Sunstreaker urgently needs repairs, but it's far easier said than done.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2005
BOROMIR Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues! Technical specs and handy user tips for the BOROMIR unit - slashfree. With thanks to and permission from the brilliant Theresa Green. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Boromir
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
The Writer's Mind by Aelaer reviews
The imagination is a wondrous place, where both the best and the worst of fantasies are created. Unfortunately, Aragorn and Legolas have stumbled upon the worst.. dedicated to all of you Aragorn and Legolas tortureangst writers out there!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Hooded Man by Liek reviews
COMPLETE. Robin Hood, middle earth style.. (but WITHOUT transportations into Middel earth)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Just A Matter Of Perception by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) Not everyone understands Sunstreaker, sometimes not even his own brother..... TFs property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2005
Blaze of Glory by MariaShadow reviews
G1, Twins fic. Short and sad
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2005
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Education of Glorfindel by Elven Dreamer Child reviews
-Complete- A fatigued Glorfindel must teach one small human how to ride a horse. But of course, it’s much more complicated than that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
A New Form of Torture by Avalon Estel reviews
Set of dishes from Far Harad: 50 copper coins. New upholstery: 35 silver coins. Purebred horse: 42 gold coins. The look on Erestor's face when you tell him he's watching the kids: priceless. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
All In a Day's Work by Avalon Estel reviews
Elrond's advisor Erestor once said that there are many coup attempts in Mirkwood. This is the story of one of those attempts. [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Lavender and Ink by BurningTyger reviews
Glorfindel, through the eyes of his lord.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2005
A Hero's Fall by Avalon Estel reviews
Lord Glorfindel prepares to fight the Balrog on Cirith Thoronath. [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Let Me by Irish Anor reviews
Legolas tries to say his last farewell to Estel the last lullaby of a friendship so great, it conquered all...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Leprechauns by Avalon Estel reviews
What if Elves had St. Patrick's Day? What if they were considerably unintelligent Mirkwood Elves? And what if Legolas dragged Gimli (literally) into it? Oh, the insanity... [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Bonds of Friendship by Avalon Estel reviews
Glorfindel's having a bad day, and Gil-Galad and Elrond attempt to cheer him up. No slash, slight fluff. [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
HMS Legolas by Arandil reviews
Filk in the style of Gilbert and Sullivan. For the International Legolas Month Song Parody Palooza over at HASA. I think I may have gotten a little carried away... This could become an obsession...erm I mean habit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Goodbye by MariaShadow reviews
G1- Post TFTM. Saying goodbye is never easy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2005
East of the Sun by Noldo reviews
Where now is Cuivienen?
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005
A Gentleman Caller by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Glorfindel pays someone an unexpected visit. PG 13. Humor, NON-CANON! Please do not expect to find anything even resembling canon here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
None of the Living by Eriala reviews
My take on the 'an elf becomes an orc' story. Short, angsty one-shot.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
The Insanity of the Voices in the Well by Elven Dreamer Child reviews
-Complete- Combine a fic challenge, Monty Python, and a few Elves and this is what you get. When a couple of elf-lords and a ranger get stuck in a unique situation, can they prevail over extreme giggling fits, Glorfindel's singing, and a small green frog?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Glorfindel's Folly by Nilmandra reviews
Glorfindel seeks to brighten Erestor's spirits. A bit of fluff, for Blue and Nancy because it was a mandate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Befuddlement by Avalon Estel reviews
One night, Glorfindel finds a monster in Elrond's room. He, Erestor, and Lindir try to find out what it is and more importantly, what it's done to the Lord and Lady. Not as epic as it sounds. [Oneshot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Lessons Learned by Karushna5 reviews
To put anything here would ruin the story so if you want to know you need to read.[Complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
From The Ashes by seeing-spots reviews
REVISED AND CHANGED Glorfindel of Gondolin has been sent back to Middle Earth early in the Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
A Tale of Glorfy's Hairbrush by Malara reviews
Erestor never got along well with Glorfy, especially when Glorfy accused Erestor of being a dwarf. Or when he almost started a war. Then one day, Erestor finds the perfect revenge… Who knows what will happen! I don’t. [One Shot]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
What Friends Are For by Kryschenn reviews
Vignette. The Arrangement works in mysterious ways, but always to the benefit of both parties involved. PG for a crude comment or two.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2005 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
A Friday by Neige reviews
Modern day. It's Friday, and Glorfindel is heading home early: a study of Elves living amongst us. Chapter Twentytwo: a house, a recipe, a postcard, a Friday. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,661 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Too Easy by kingmaker reviews
2005 Mithril Award Winner: Best Humour or Parody! A vast menace of despair... Why the Movieverse Witch King flew away before killing Gandalf, among other things, during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
Old Song by Neige reviews
On the shores of the Aegean, two wanderers meet. Orpheus and Maglor, AU.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Holiday Havoc by Avalon Estel reviews
It's the holiday season, and everyone's happy about it but Erestor. Mostly written to vent my annoyance with the over-use of the words "holiday season", Glorfy attempts (in vain) to engage him in festivities. [Three-shot:COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
The Judgment by Chiz reviews
All right, YOU try to get away scot-free when you bugger up the Apocalypse...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004
Which One? by Clarenova reviews
Mary-Sue thinks that Glorfindel is Legolas, and nothing that he can say will change that. Watch as the denizens of Imladris torment the seneschal into more Balrog-slaying fits while they fight the woes of Mary-Sue and other evils.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Glorfindel
The Halls of Mandos by seeing-spots reviews
What happens in Mandos after the fall of Gondolin? Humor and chaos ensues! Based on two cartoonssee the story for the links and credits.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Crumpled Memories by QueenStrata reviews
The thing he loved most was not a book, wasn't God, and wasn't music. It was Crowley—and now he's gone.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2004 - [Aziraphale, A. Crowley] - Complete
Last Farewell by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. A "background" TF: The Movie scene, set immediately after OP orders Ironhide to make the shuttle run to Earth. Jazz & Prowl focused.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004
Second Gear by ChibiJaime reviews
Wheeljack looks back on the war and how he became friends with Ratchet. Sometimes, it's good to just know someone's there to talk to... Rated for mild language and implications of violence. R&R appreciated and encouraged!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004
Night Murmurs by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2004
An Eventful Day by Avalon Estel reviews
Legolas and Aragorn get lost in Mirkwood Forest, and let's just say the result isn't pretty. Contains extreme insanity and a crying Legolas. No slash. [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Until the Last Moment by Avalon Estel reviews
While hunting, Erestor is gravely wounded. Glorfindel's realization of the importance of life. Not slash! [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Jazz 1, Prowl 0 by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Just a little Jazz and Prowl story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2004
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Morgoth's Notebook by Arandil reviews
Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Morgoth, Fëanor - Complete
Caffeine by Avalon Estel reviews
What do you get when you cross the Fellowship with a cup of Starbucks coffee? Absolute mayhem. [Threeshot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
By Sunlight and Moonlight by Elvensong reviews
Glorfindel wishes to know more about the elusive advisor, Erestor, and in so doing becomes caught up in his story and his curse. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,641 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Glorfindel
Prayers of the Damned by Moon Faery reviews
When Heaven and Hell finally get around to ripping things apart, when nothing will ever be the same again, when the last straw finally comes... who will listen to the prayers of the damned? Slight CA
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2004
Old Angband by Arandil reviews
Say what you will about him, at the end of the day, Morgoth has been a busy little workerbee. Doesn't the first Dark Lord deserve a drinking song as much as the next guy? Written for the HASA I'll Drink To That challenge.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Complete
The Forest of Mirkwood by Arandil reviews
How would one describe Mirkwood? It all depends on your point of view. Written (a little too late) for the HASA "Tale By Any Other Name" Challenge. The author's style that I ripped off should be fairly apparent. Honorable Mention: "The J.R.R. Tolkien Award for Honorable Mention (Crossover)" MEFA 2005
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Snowballs by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
Erestor is having a bad day, and Glorfindel isn't helping. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Glorfindel
Captain of the Guard by Arandil reviews
Mirkwood's prisons are considered impenetrable. Yet in the span of 75 years, 13 dwarves, a hobbit and Gollum all escaped. Couldn't the captain of the guard during these two incidents also have been the elf to bear the news to Rivendell? *Finalist, 2005 Mithril Awards, Best Gapfiller*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Revenge by Joee1 reviews
A short one-shot inspired by one of Elf Eye's stories. Lord Elrond wakes and notices that something very dear to him is missing. Funnier than this summary sounds.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
The Eagle Silmarillion by Tehta reviews
An attempt to make sense of the mystery surrounding Glorfindel's reappearance in Middle-earth, presented using a rarely-seen perspective. (Warning for Eagle humour.)
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2004
Entombed! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Splendor of Gondolin by seeing-spots reviews
A night vigil on the walls of Gondolin. Glorfindel and Ecthelion friendship fic. Very angsty.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
Sketchbook by Aerlalaith reviews
Elrond has summoned Aragorn to his study in order to give him Gilraen's old sketchbook. What he doesn't know is the wealth of blackmail material said book may contain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
This Too Shall Pass by Budgielover reviews
Complete. The Fellowship's mood is not improved by a series of pranks perpetrated by bored young hobbits. Legolas decides to teach the suspects a lesson.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Warrior and the Boy by Nilmandra reviews
A little birthday vignette written last spring for LOTR lover. I just realized it was never posted here. Please enjoy this little story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Lasto a Lalaith nin Mellon nin Lasto a lalaith nin by Aerlalaith reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor have a conversation (war) about the wearability of Erestor's robes. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
The Dark Night Seems Endless by Andy Longwood reviews
AU. Hi, I'm Andy, and this is the one-shot that made me cry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Gollum, Frodo B. - Complete
Absolution by Erika reviews
Sirius makes a monumentally stupid mistake but is unable to grasp its severity. When he realizes the gravity of what he’s done will he be able to gain Remus’ forgiveness? Will Remus ever trust him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Winter Evening in Imladris by Kasmi Kassim reviews
A typical winter evening by the hearth in Imladris. Two elvenlords wage war, Glorfindel tells stories, three elflings listen, and Erestor has control of the scene. Takes place after Of Elflings and Adolescents, but can stand alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Thranduil, Elrond - Complete
In the Deep Places by Lamiel reviews
Legolas and Gimli set the foundations for friendship in Moria and Lothlorien. Mithril Award Winner: Best Lord of the Rings. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,954 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
Celeborn Runs Away by Erestor reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Time by Clarenova reviews
Glorfindel: Elf reborn and elf plauged. Ren: Young human, not really old enough. What with Silmarilli reappearing after an Age and one Oath of Feanor reawakened, how will Arda cope? Even the Valar don't know. Huge AU, humour, no romance, has plot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,795 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Glorfindel
Returning From The Dead by Elf Eye reviews
Another in "The Nameless One" series. Set after "Revenge."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,066 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Legolas
The Coffee Plot by Erestor reviews
A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Wanderer by jilian baade reviews
A woman meets our favorite wandering elf on a beach A silmarillion based fic. Features Maglor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,180 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 2/22/2002
Umm, Meet My Ada? by Rose Darkfire reviews
The fellowship has been caught by Saurons forces..why isn't Legolas worried? Why is he back chatting all the orcs? And why did he just call Sauron, ADA?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Legolas, Sauron
One Fiery Day by Erestor reviews
Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Aragorn's Average Adventure by Erestor reviews
A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Disunity by Frohike reviews
A disturbing event as seen through Wash's eyes.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2004
Elrond: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin reviews
So you've bought yourself an ELROND model. Congratulations! But remember, an Elf is for life and the lives of your children's grandchildren, not just for Christmas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Elrond - Complete
Thranduil: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin reviews
Thinking of purchasing a THRANDUIL for help around the home? Here's all you need to know to keep your woodelf serviced and servicable.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Pancakes! by Huinesoron reviews
Legolas makes pancakes! Fear him! Now including the 'Lost Pancake Tales' saga. PG for mild fantasy pancake-shaped violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,696 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Legolas
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Far From Home by Snowballjane reviews
Fourth Age: Glorfindel in Gondor - tea with the Harad ambassador - a worried king. Sequel to Fair Folk at the Free Fair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
Just Call Me Mary Sue by Andy Longwood reviews
A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003
Glorfindel Fair by Antigone Q reviews
Tolkien says that many are the songs that are sung about Glorfindel. How does he feel about this? Mithril Award semifinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Glorfindel, Aragorn - Complete
Glorfindel's Return by ashekalypso reviews
A slightly different take on Glorfindel's reincarnation, and why the legendary Balrog slayer was second to Elrond. Gandalf's POV
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Elrond, Gandalf
Star Fall, Star Rise by Levade reviews
Birthday story for Dragon Confused. A tale of Ereinion Gil-galad, and Cirdan as they seek to rescue a few "stars". Also features Glorfindel, Celeborn and Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003
A King Corrupted by Aelaer reviews
COMPLETE 'The Lieutenant of the Tower of Baraddûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale... and he said: I am the Mouth of Sauron.'JRRT. Who is exactly the Mouth of Sauron, and how did he become what he was during the War of the Ring?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Complete
A Visit from Lord Melkor by BurningTyger reviews
A more...lighthearted? telling of the fall of Gondolin. Just in time for whatever midwinter holiday you happen to celebrate.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2003
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2003
FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Faramir
The Curse of Freddie Mercury by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
Someone left a copy of "Good Omens" in Crowley's car for more than a fortnight... parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
Elladan and Elrohir: The Owner's Guide by Lady Peredhel reviews
How many times did you wish to meet the Sons of Elrond? Stop dreaming, now you can be ELLADAN and ELROHIR's owner! Don't miss the opportunity to purchase those handsome, useful and loyal Half-elves! PG-13 for references to mature themes and innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2003
The Littlest Balrog by Dragon Confused reviews
Or ‘Melkor’s Boys’. The Dark Lord has a very busy day looking after five cuddly little darlings. Well. . . almost little darlings. AU. Very very AU. Main characters: Melkor, Sauron, Gomig and various OBs. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,364 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Sauron - Complete
Feanor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Zimraphel reviews
Now you can finally have your very own Noldorin genius. Based on Theresa Green's LOTR Owner's Manual series, authored with her permission, the spirit of Fire can now be yours.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003
Elrond's Boys by Dragon Confused reviews
Some stories about Elladan and Elrohir's childhood in Rivendell, in specific one summer when they were nine years old. Main characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celeborn, Galadriel, Mithrandir. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,367 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
Moonlit Perdition by Erika reviews
Sirius befriends a timid Remus and then struggles to learn more about his mysterious friend. What brutal nightmares cause him to scream and thrash so much that he becomes entangled in sweatdrenched covers? Why does he disappear once a month?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Eowyn : The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by Sargastic Kit reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green's wonderful 'Owners' Guide' Series, and published with her permission, everything you could ever want to know about the care and ownership of your fair Lady of Rohan...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Eowyn
Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Uruk-hai - Complete
A Very Dark, Very Wet, and Very Miserable Morning by Thundera Tiger reviews
Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be evil. And even if your bed is underwater, there are some mornings when you're better off staying in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Complete
Trees of Remembrance by jenolas reviews
Eldarion makes a final visit to a very special glade of trees Legolas planted before he left Ithilien to sail to Valinor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Eldarion, Legolas - Complete
Leaving by Snowballjane reviews
Leaving is a curious way for you to love me. (Written for the iconography challenge).
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/16/2003
Unsettling Leaves by James8 reviews
Legolas meets Glorfindel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2003
The Play's the Thing by Lovely Zelda reviews
A delightful afternoon at The Theatre.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/28/2003
Many Trials by Clarenova reviews
Maybe Glorfindel threw himself after the balrog by choice, even after it fell. The reciprocations of that possible action, and thus reason for his return. A/U, Glorfindel paradox.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
Silmaril Spoof by Ailsa89 reviews
And thus Ailsa wroteth the tale of Finarfen's car journey on the search for Lake Helevorn...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2003
The First Day of the Rest of Your Life by Joon reviews
Before there was Crowley, there was Crawly
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003
The Sinking of Númenor by Jen Littlebottom reviews
The real reason Númenor was sunk, and, on a related theme, why there are no Fae in Middle-earth. Contains bizarre humour, angry Valar, and a sheep.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003
Chieftain of the House of the Golden Flower by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Was there one Glorfindel, or two? The Mystery is revealed, in this ficlet written especially for AW. (Happy Birthday, Blue Elf!)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003
Fair Folk at the Free Fair by Snowballjane reviews
Fourth Age. Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir and Celeborn visit the Shire and find unexpected ease for their heartaches. Now complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Stranger Things by BethCG reviews
In the beginning, there was an angel and a demon. (Written for therealjae's Secrets Vignette Challenge. Mild C/A.)
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2003
Bona Fide Legolas Kicks Butt by Katharine Faith reviews
Sequel of sorts to "Good King Thranduil Kicks Butt." A Sue encounters Book!Legolas. Rating for a rather grisly demise... hee... Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Complete
Swordplay by James8 reviews
Disagreements and an all out brawl
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2003
Rivendell by Snowballjane reviews
"Houses rise and fall, crumble...." Many years have passed since the elves left.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2003
As I Linger by Neon Star reviews
The last days of Arwen Undomiel, with Glorfindel at her side.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Arwen U.
Fountain and Flower by Clarenova reviews
Glorfindel is made to tell a bedtime story... Ecthelion and Glorfindel star alongside Earendil, Egalmoth, Elemmakil and Turgon make guest appearence in this ficlet of Gondolin. Lucky little Arwen, to have such as storyteller.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Complete
One Last Look of Grief by Clarenova reviews
Maglor: Could he truly have been emotionless as he walked by the Sea, father and brothers dead, and at last alone in the world?
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2003
The Swear Box by Roh reviews
Elrond, Glorfindel, and Erestor are confused. Zaniness ensues. [awaiting rewrite]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Elrond
Aglarond by ErinRua reviews
A dwarf, a cave and a claustrophobic elf. Wherein Gimli and Legolas venture into the Crystal Caves of Aglarond at war's end and Legolas is lost for words. MITHRIL AWARD Winner!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Gimli, Legolas
As Kind as Summer by Snowballjane reviews
Vilya's powers are fading after the destruction of the One Ring. How can Glorfindel help Elrond? (now complete)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Morgaine Speaks by Kalea reviews
MoA Morgaine reflects on changes in her world and ours. Short Please R&R
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2003
Confessions Of A Mary Sue by Lady Silence reviews
FotR: The Movie, through the eyes of a really bitter Mary Sue. Because being a Mary Sue isn't easy. Especially when you're surrounded by perfect ones.. R for language. Finished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,756 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
Ancient History by Snowballjane reviews
"He knew all the stories too well, and each brought memories too painful to bear."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Meriadoc B.
Fallen Angels by Louiseifer reviews
What will Crowley do when faced with redemption? God in a green suit. Unmissable.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2003
The Lord of the House of the Golden Flower by jilian baade reviews
For E.W's christmas present she wanted a Glorfindel story. Since she has treated us with her lovely art work I thought it only fair she get a story.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002
Not the Time by Nishy reviews
For Glorfindel, some nights are hard. The last thing he wants to do is babysit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Glorfindel - Complete
A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Hook, Line, Sinker by BK the irregular reviews
A weekend in the life of a Companion.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/2/2002
A Bedtime Monster by Dragon Confused reviews
A short story about the young twins finding out about the evils that lurk outside of Imladris. Main Characters: Elladan, Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Elrohir, Elrond
The Golden Flower by Dragon Confused reviews
Scenes from Glorfindel's youth explaining how he came to be Head of the House of the Golden Flower. Main Character: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Glorfindel
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
All is for Naught by Clarenova reviews
When studying goes awry, and mental stability is not exactly true, what happens when a poor student suffers the preexam night jitters and gets paranoid? A short ficlet. Read and review, please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2002
Of The End Of Days by Caporal reviews
The plotbunnies came back! This is in response to Casey's Dagor Dagorath challenge. Please read and review this seriously underreviewed author
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2002
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
You Can't Win! On Good Omens by Lady of the Wolves reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale WERE punished after Good Omens...they had to go on a game show! Along with Contestant Number Three, another friend of theirs, will they be able to survive in this messed-up TV episode? Please R/R.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2002
Compassion by Zela reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale go to Tadfield. Pepper watches.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2002
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2002
Mellon by JulesAello reviews
Gimli and Legolas in Lórien. The beginnings of friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
The Storm by CorianderEisenhower reviews
In the early 1940's, during the Blitz, agents from Germany and Italy eavesdrop on agents from Heaven and Hell. Ducks are involved.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/8/2002
Fading Legends by misscam reviews
Rumours speak of one of the seven rings, and Gimli convinces Legolas of one more adventure. But the Middleearth of old is fading and the sea is calling and not just to Legolas...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The REAL Story of the Two Blue Istari by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
So, have you ever wondered what happened to the two blue wizards? For the first time, I have published in full their incredible story! This is proof that truth is stranger - and funnier - than fiction! Accept no immitations, this is the real deal!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2001
Intervention by jenelin reviews
Dream intervenes in a sad girl's life.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2001 - Complete
Of Sporks and Rebellion reviews
The cutlery rebels and takes over Gondor. Random little ficlet. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Aragorn - Complete