Desperate times call for desperate measures. When a dying world makes a last-ditch attempt to save itself, it succeeds in summoning Kaliope. What's a mermaid to do in a new world when she's the only one of her kind? M for language and mature themes. Crack treated seriously at this point.

She wasn't a good person. It wasn't a secret by any means. So when she was reborn as Elena Gilbert's twin that didn't change a whole lot. This just meant she had to be smarter and a bit more brutal towards her enemies so she could stay alive and keep the people she cared about safe. And if she flirted with trouble as she did that, could you really blame her?

The Mikaelson's are utterly out of control. Vampires don't respect them. Witches want them dead. Wolves want to chew on their desiccated corpses. If they don't get themselves together they'll likely be permanently dead in the next decade. Fortunately, Isolde Alexander and her siblings are not going to let that happen. Brothers/Powerful OC, Poly. World Domination/Dark!Fix-It

Post-war. Romania. Charlie is distracting himself with his favourite fire-breathing monsters, and an unlikely visitor descends to wreck havoc, academia and Slytherin angst all over the place.

Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, in a dead end job, she decides to change one thing she can-take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst-and the class instructor.

Fourteen years after Draco and Hermione break up, Draco accompanies his son, Scorpius, to Kings Cross for his first year at Hogwarts. Thirteen-year-old twins, Mila and Milo, get their first in person glimpse of the father that abandoned them before birth. After Mila confronts her father for abandoning them, Draco seeks Hermione out on the platform to find out what the hell is going

Thrown into a world not your own, you try to navigate your despairing heart through foreign lands, yet familiar story. Will you be able to taste your own serendipity, or will the world finally do you a favour and break you? This is a psychological fiction and a self-insert, eventual Mikaelson Men x Reader (very slow burn). Trigger warnings are listed inside. ON HOLD INDEFINITELY

She had been missing for more than ten years. But then she had dark magic cast on her in the Department of Mysteries, and that insidious curse did more than just injure her physically. It revealed a secret, a truth. Hermione Granger could finally be recognized as the girl she'd been at birth: Calliope Nott.

Two girls, thrown into a life altering adventure at Hogwarts, form a bond of friendship between Slytherin and Gryffindor. Hogwarts hides the founders' biggest secret in its large halls, which scatters their lives with new mystery. Draco's true nature is uncovered. Fred and George find a new addition to their team. Personal secrets are revealed. Romance blossoms. And mystery unfolds

They won the war but lost so much in the process. The Saltzman twins go back to change the outcome of the battle against The Necromancer. They have only one goal: to save the lives of their parents, and friends. However, unexpected complications arise and the twins are forced to make a choice...Go back and try again or stop it all before it even has a chance to happen..(TimeTravel)

"Being reborn into a fictional universe is dope. If you can cause a little chaos, of course." A doppelganger self-insert written by someone who is sick of the same stories and would just like to mess around a bit.

Due to failing another mission, Voldemort condemns Draco Malfoy to death. After barely escaping an attack with his life, Draco apparates to an abandoned house where he collapses from blood loss. But the house is far from empty... Werewolf Draco Malfoy, HEA, AR, IC, R&R. Warnings Include: Violence, Smut, Miscarriage, & Torture. Edited 2/20

What if Lily and Petunia had been able to reconcile while Lily was still early in school? If the two remained close until Lily was forced to go into hiding? What if Harry knew a lot about his mother, and wanted to be like her rather than his famous father? What impact would that have on a certain headmaster's plan to have a young Harry enter the magical world hoping for an escape?

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. -Charles Bukowski They aren't my characters, but I just had to play with them.

COMPLETE. Hermione's 8th year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [EWE] Prevalent alchemy.

When a key ingredient in his suppressant potion becomes unavailable, grumpy potions Professor Scorpius Malfoy has to cope with his Veela attributes coming to the surface. Which, theoretically, shouldn't be a big deal. Professor Rose Weasley, it would appear, is going to blow that theory out of the water. Aka - TROPE STEW. Scorose fluff and (eventual) smut. Non-canon compliant

Hermione found a secret room in her third year of Hogwarts. What she didn't realize was that she wasn't the only one regularly using it. What happens when Hermione finds out who else has access to the room, and how will these unlikely friendships unfold and flourish? What will happen when Hermione starts to trust serpents...will they end up biting her instead? A/U Hogwarts 8th year

The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

Suzanne was just minding her own business at the local diner when the dark haired stranger sat down at her booth and spilled his guts. - "She felt strangely protective of the vampire that had inserted himself into her life. Maybe it was the cliché tragic back story or their matching love of leather jackets, but Suzanne was going to see where this friendship took her."

Her best friend's life was a mess and she would have done anything to make things better for him and his sons. So, when she found her former enemy in a similar situation her heart went out to him as well... and the beautiful blond baby in his arms didn't hurt his case. It was certainly enough for her to give him a second look.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

After a chance encounter with Hermione on a trampoline, Draco finds himself wondering how much more she can teach him about Muggle things. EWE.

Pirates and Nobles: this very game gives a new definition to every witch and wizard. Murder doesn't come without regret, fighting doesn't come without scars, and hate treads a fine line with lust, not love. This very game was invented for inter-house unity. To be honest, the murdering and hanging doesn't really help.

Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.

McGonagall doesn't want the students of Hogwarts to be denied the opportunity to truly finish their education, so she's giving Harry, Hermione and the rest of their class the chance to study abroad-in America. For some it's a chance, for others like Draco Malfoy there is no choice. They think they're escaping their notoriety, but trouble follows them from across the pond. OOC, AU

Epilogue up! MARRIAGE LAW Hermione must marry Draco Malfoy- the only wizard that (begrudgingly) petitioned for her who is not actively trying to kill her. If only there was some loop-hole... Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings?

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.