Author has written 14 stories for Bleach, and Kingdom Hearts.
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2. Reading my stories.
3. (and most important) talking to me.
I'm gonna do one of those small lists to describe who I am /Does the hamsterdance/
Name: Emelee (Ems, Emi, Chaotic, Lola)
DoB: February 27th 1991 (which means I am 22. whoots!)
Hair: natural darkbrown, now black and blonde
Eyes: darkbrown, honey 8D with glasses. sometimes i use contacts
Favourite Music: hahahahaha, this can be long. Uuuh.. Say Anything, The Medic droid, Blaqk Audio, a random country song everynow and then, disney, Blue October, A change of pace, the used, tiger lou, bright eyes, Linkin park, Mcr (though i was a bigger fan earlier), the killers, placebo, Jimmy eat world, a new found glory, Emilie Autumn, Cobra Starship and a looot more.
Favourite Book: uuh well.. I read ALOT.. but Paulo Cohelo is my God. Harry Potter series. the other boleyn girl. drömfackulteten.
Favourite fanfics: Pretty much anything by the.isreal.project107, History of a carcrash by Popshop. Pretty much anything by my darling ramen-is-my-goddess.
Favourite games: Kingdom hearts series, The Legend of Zelda series, (OoT and TP and SS in my misplaced heart) Final Fantasy VII, VIII, X, X-2, Valkyrie Profile 2 Silmeria, Odin's Sphere, Super Mario Sunshine, SSBM, Golden Sun, Professor Layton, Pokemon
Favourite Movie: American Beauty, Imaginary Heroes, Elfen Lied(Anime), Velvet Goldmine, Super Hero movie, scary movie 3, cat in the hat.
Other Interests: Writing, reading, music, my dog, video games hang around with friends, roleplaying, watching movies.
Other things: I smoke. which means i usually make my characthers smoke. deal with it. if you don't like it, well.. fuck you 8D go away.
Latest news: Don't really have time for anything, nor the energy.. work is sucking it all out of me.. But I kinda wanna write a fluffy chrstmas-y akudem oneshot..
I've started a Livejournal (FearTheSpatula) check it out and add me as a friend if you feel like it. I don't bite.
On that LJ, I'll write how my fanfic is going and random ramblings about my life in general and much more other weird things xD mostly emostuff though
I also have a deviantart nowadays.
Demyx's been suffering from nightmares and then one of his friends turns out to be not exactly who he thought he was. What will he do about it? What can he do about it? Hints of AkuRoku, Xemix and Marlene. Zemyx later on. Rated for later chapters.
Status: Discontiuned until further notice.
Typical cliques with not so typical students, crazy teachers with unorthadox techniques, and the proverbial new kid. Welcome to high school...hope you brought a helmet. Contains cursing and yaoi, so BEWARE! (Co-written with Ramen-is-my-godess)
Status: On temporary hiatus
The story used to be on her profile, but she left it for me to continue it,so now it's here on my profile- unfortunately,'ve had to time writing.. at all
Roxas is caught in a relationship that isn't good for him. Somehow he manages to escape and stays at his brother Sora's place. Will he be able to let go of everything that happened and find new love? Written for the awesome Ramen-is-my-goddess
Status: hiatus or something
Remember Me - Special Dreams
Demyx-centric fic. Demyx is stuck in a cold country where everything you do is too much. Angst. Lots and lots of angst. With a side of angst
Status: updates every now and then
Demyx and Zexion has been a couple for nearly 2 years, but it's not really a "healthy" relationship. Axel's just living life, trying to cope. They're both 18 and then their roads cross. Rated M for a reason, not neccessarily for the smut. Zemyx, RiRoku. (Will change pairings in the future)
Status: Trying to work on chapter 3. think it's halfdone.
i have a few other small projects but i think i'm in a rut. I can't really sit down and focus on writing.
Favourite Pairings (and yes, i am a hopeless yaoifan):
I blame this on the long and awesome randoms rps I've had with Tiff but I love this pairing. ffn needs more of it. And I don't like it for all that opposites attract jazz. They just kinda fit each other. Who says they can't have been best friends with benefits? 8D
This i can't really blame on anyone.. I just find it kinda cute.
Old OTP. Now it's on a shared first place with AkuDem.
Not my favourite but it's okay. kinda cute. Like DemRoku
Both works. It's cute.
Dude.. hawt redheads x 2. can it get better?
Sadist Sadist = Pure epic win
Kinda like the last one.
Another pairing I've stumbled across and it's also kinda hot.
Something other i randomly stumbled across in a fic. it's cute. Catching my Soul on fire - August Blue (READ IT)
Don't hate me for this one? xD When I played KH the first time and you were gonna race against Riku about who was gonna share the paopu with Kairi I lost on purpose because i wanted them together xD
I can take both SoKai and RoxNam. I'm not that big a fan of them but I can stand them. I kinda like Kairi. and Naminé is fucking cool.
Pairings I can't stand (I can accept that other people accept them and like 'em. as long as they don't shove them in my face.) :
Fuck.No. this is even worse than SoRoku. god i hate this pairing.. Xigbar is more of a elder that can be nice and maybe help around and such.. not a lover. ewwwww.
GOD! NOO! INCEST! TWINCEST. FUCKING SELFCEST! MASTURBATION! XD Yes.. I like to make fun of this pairing but I really can't take it. (I know AkuNo is almost the same thing but I don't know..)
Anything involving Vexen:
Dude. that man is freaky. I can't see him loving anything other than testtubes and even that is a picture I don't need xD
I can't really see Zexion with anyone else than Demyx O.o Maaaaaaaybe Naminé. Maaaaaaaaaybe.
See SoRoku for reason.
I can take yuri. I'm not as much of a yuri fan as I am a yaoi fan but I can take it. All love is good love. (Except SoRoku xDDDD j/k)
Spread ThE WoRd, so Less of Us Are Hurt
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (halfblonde anyway)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I have some chocktaw blood.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I' wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(I do yaoi rps.. hardcore)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (iunno, does adhd count? xD)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (passed "teen" about almost.. 2 years ago.. freaky)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
Weird comments from my life
Dad: When I become dictator or world leader or whatever, I am going to BAN nylonstockings
This occured when I was going to pierce my bottom lip.
The girl that was gonna do the piercing came up to me with a big measuring thing in solid steel to measure my lip to see which ring she had to use.
Me: that thing scares me...
Piercing girl: This thing? It's the least dangerous thing..
Me: ..yeah.. that was what I was afraid of...
Me, Fredrik, Oskar and Lotta is at Fredrik's place. We've been playing videogames all night and the clock is nearing 6 am. Fredrik makes Super Mario jump up on a hill and stands there and nods.
Fredrik: This is a good hill... What does it do?
Me, Jenny and Fanny was waiting for the bus, Jenny had lost he buscard, but one busdriver had found it so she was gonna take another bus than me and Fanny.
Jenny: oh well.. see you, i'm walking over to the other side.
Fanny: the other side? Sounds like you started selling sex in the gay district.