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Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Love me, hate me, dis me, embrace me. I don't really care what you do, as long as you don't try to contact me (this only applies to pedophiles).

wolfrun1 and wolfrun1:

one name

one person

Numerous websites.

Name: Who cares? It's not like you're actually going to be talking to me.

Age: Younger than you're mom...unless she got pregnant at 16. In that case, I'm older than her if you're younger than three months (I'm 17, for all of you infants out there that can't do math yet but are some how reading my profile).

Gender: I'm a girl, dumb butt! Jesus! If you didn't figure it out by reading my stories, you're slow. If you're one of those creepy people who don't read the stories but still checks out the profile, GET OFF OF MY PAGE!

DOB (date of birth (birthday (MY birthday (the day that I was born (if you still don't get it, you're an idiot))))): The last day of the non-Chinese year. December 31st. I'M THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY!

What I am: Mutt.

How?: African, Native American (not actually called Indians since they're not from India), German, Jewish (only if you consider it a race), Irish, Caucasian (it means white person, if you didn't already know, whitey), other (I don't know everything about myself).

Appearance: Caramel. I look Indian (people from India, duh) when, in reality, I'm pretty much everything but...

What I Like: Stuff.

What I Dislike: Everything left over.

What I Hate: Nothing. Yes, that means you if that's you're name.

I loves YAOI, Naruto, Vampire Night, Fruits Basket, Descendant of Darkness, Twilight, Junjou Romantica, Gravitation, Loveless (the main character looks and acts like SASUKE!), Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Chibi Vampire, Bleach, Black Cat, Harry Potter, Hotel Africa, and Drama Con.

Favorite Characters: (in order)

Naruto- GAARA (There's just something about him that makes me want to look past the homi/suicidal past (I cried when I thought he was killed off!)), Kakashi (what's not to like), Itachi (he's adorable AND a good boy!), Shikamaru (he's me in a boy's body), Sasuke (he's a psychotic sweetheart)

Vampire Knight- Zero (who doesn't like him), Kaname (I wanted him to be with Yuki at first, but then...), Wild, Aido (IDOL!).

Fruits Basket- Hatsuharu (he's so KWAII!), Kyo (anger is funny), Shigure (do I have to explain)

Descendant of Darkness- Tsuzuki, Muraki, Watari

Twilight- Jacob (If Bella doesn't want him, I'll take him!), Seth (Dude!), Jasper (His ability to make everyone happy seriously pisses most people off)

Gravitation- Ryuichi (you don't have a soul if he's not one of your favorites!), YukiShuichi (I have to say them as one person because, without the other, I don't care), Hiro

Loveless- Ritsuka (kawaii!), Soubi (my (only) favorite perverted masochist), Seimei (even though he's a psychotic jackass, I've always loved evil older brothers)

Death Note- L (he's just about everybody's favorite), Matsuda, Ryuk (he killed Light, so I like him)

Full Metal Alchemist- Ed, Al, Roy

Chibi Vampire- Kenta, Ren, Anju (first girl that I like)

Bleach- Chad, Ichigo, Kon

Black Cat- Train, Sven, Eve (I seem to like small girls (NO, I do NOT have a Lolita Complex, perverts))

Harry Potter- Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore

Hotel Africa- Elvis, Geo, Ed

Drama Con- Matt, Beth, Derek

I am a Narutard. I don't think I could live (a happy life) without him.

Favorite yaoi pairings are L/Light (if I just said 'Light' it would be confusing), YukiShuichi, SasuNaru, and KakaIru.

Sasuke is gay, for all you nonbelievers out there. And, yes, I mean in the show/manga, not just the Fan Fiction.

Out of the three possible couples that can be made by Team 7 the most popular (according to google) is SasuNaru/NaruSasu. The second is SasuSaku, and the third is NaruSaku. My personal favorite is SasuNaru.

I've come to accept the fact that NaruSaku will become the cannon in the end (Team 7 will do everything that the Sanin failed to do. Naruto will bring back Sasuke the way Jiriaya wanted to bring back Orochimaru. Tsunade admitted right before Jiriaya died that she would go out with him if he came back... Of course Naruto's going to marry Sakura!).

I HATE (with a passion) SasuSaku! I can't stand to look at pictures of it and I REFUSE to read about it... Yes, I know that I'm currently in the process of writing one, but that doesn't count. I write to get ideas off my mind, not because I like what I'm doing... Unless it's a comedy. If it's a comedy, I write because I like.

Light's surname (last name (Yagami)) backwards is "imagaY". im a gay. I'm a gay. Need I say more?

Itachi was my favorite character, until I saw him smiling that huge ass smile, of course. But then when I found out that he was a good boy, I fell in love with him again.

Quotes that I love:

"I woke up this morning and realized something...yaoi is just two guys having sex...That's not nearly as cool as I thought it was." My Japanese classmates are AWESOME!

I looked up "bastardization" on the urban dictionary and this is what I got: "when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before:

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'"

"You're so hot like this!" "Shut up! I'm always hot!" Sasuke/Naruto in Spiral Falling on SasuxNaruislove.snowfaerie.net.

"We were very cunning." "We stole mans fire and tried to hide it in our pockets!" "That was very stupid and very painful. So we had to become even more cunning." Random knome people from "Freakazoid". I used to love this show, I can hardly believe it was ever actually on Cartoonnetwork. But with all the censors they put up now-a-days...bye bye Freaky. ToT

"It's not rape if you yell 'SURPRISE!' first." I have the weirdest conversations with people.

"Give it up for Johny Casino and the Gamblers!" "Ha Ha!" "What?" "He's Johny Casin-ho!" "Shut up, slut." "Casin-slut!"

"We need stage names--I'm Ginger." "Cinnamon!" "Sugar." "Spice!" "What am I?" "You can be Coco." "Why--cuz I'm black!?"

"Give it up for Johny Casino and the Rulets!" "Wait, I thought were were the gamblers?" "Shhh, we're trying to keep this show PG!"

"My ho senses are tingling?"

"Why am I the only non-white person in this play?" "Because black people didn't exist in the 50s." "...Is that why I'm a back up singer?"

"She was an OK chick before she start hangin' with you and your brown noes friends!" "What's wrong with have a brown noes?" "Racism!"

"Shake your ladies, ladies." Dance instructor who taught me how to shimmy.

"For some reason it feels like she's teaching us how to give a lap dance."

"My baby does the chicken!" "Did you just say 'my booby does the chicken'?" "My booby is a chicken!" "..." "What?" "That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'a chicken with its head cut off'." Once again, I have the weirdest conversations with people. This took place during "Grease" rehearsal.

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties...? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Bella from a quote on Stephanie Meyers' website.

"I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors." "Why don't you just tell me who wins?" "I do. Excellent." Alice/Edward/Alice from a quote on Stephanie Meyers' website.

"Then he showed up. Uchiha Sasuke. The fucking jerk.The fucking perfect-in-everything-he-does jerk. Mr. 4.0. Mr.I-have-a-rich-daddy-that-buys-me-everything-I-want. Mr.I’m-too-stuck-up-to-be-friends-with-you-or-anyone-else-in-the-universe. Mr. So-drop-dead-gorgeous-that-I-even-make-guys-want-me." Naruto in "Wrong Number".

The Noodle Prayer: “Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.” -Tobi from a fic some girl read.

"Why...? Why are you putting me in these perverted book without asking!?" "Simple: because I feel like it." Misaki and Usagi from "Jonjou Romantica".

"Why are you running away!? Don't you have any balls!?" "What the hell do balls have to with this? Quit trying to make a gay man out of me." Two guys from "Junjou Romantica".

"Hey, Donis? Does anybody ever call you...not Donis?" Suzie in art.

"After the sixth movie they'll be replaced do the fact that they're way too old to play the parts. But when the time comes for the series to be over and that whole 'nineteen years later' thing comes, they'll bring'um back." A conversation between me and some art kids about the "Harry Potter" crew.

"Who loves orange soda?" "Kel loves orange soda." "Is it true?" "Ummhmm, I do, I do, I do-o!" Kenan and Kel from..."Kenan and Kel".

"Even though I'm an adult, I'm not going to do anything." Not even ten seconds later, he leans forward and kisse the kid on the lips. "You said you wouldn't do anything!" "It was just a kiss." "You said you wouldn't do anything!" Soubi and Ritsuka from "Loveless".

"Neither my schoolmate nor my little brother's around to keep me entertain..." "Uchiha-sempai!" "so you're gonna have to do, blondie!" "But I haven't had my tetnus shot..." "Then don't give me a reason to bite you!" A conversation between Itachi and Naruto in the doujinshi "The Modern Ninja" on deviantart (its a freakin awsome SasuNaru by bishihuntress!)

"I wish I had a dog..." "What?" "Nothing." Two random people from "Fish in the Trap".

"Malcolm, the tank's runnin' on empty. Why didn't you fill it up all the way back at the gas station?" "They were sellin' the gas at 1.25 a gallon." "...SO!" "I don't pay penny over 1.21." "That's four cents!" "Hey, that adds up. After a year, I'll have saved 40 dollars. Do you know what you could do with 40 dollars?" --The car stops-- "...Yeah, call a tow truck." Eddie and Malcolm from "Malcolm and Eddie".

"You cry too much, you're too loud...and you suck in bed." Yuki from "Gravitation".

"Because I'm a good guy, I have one more piece of advice. If you don't want to kill yourself, you should probably stay away from mercedes, sle's, and SAAB cabriolets. Because if you get in front of me again, I'll hit you and then back up over you for good measure." Yuki from "Gravitation".

"You'd think now that you know I'm a writer, my opinion that you have no talent would carry more weight. But no, not you. You'd rather get on stage and infect everyone with your banal poetry." Yuki from "Gravitation".

"I hope you slip on a banana peel, fall over, and die!" Shuichi from "Gravitation".

"Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl." Me

"I hate milk." "That's why you're so short! You must drink milk to grow!" "Look, I'm not going to drink some opaque, white liquid that was secreted by a cow!" Edward/Winry/Edward from "Full Metal Alchemist".

"Ya sure have dexterous hands. Ya must be popular with the ladies, Light." "That has nothing to do with being dexterous. It's more important to be good-looking than dexterous...Ryuk, are you by any chance unpopular with the ladies?" "..." Ryuk/Light/Ryuk from "Death Note".

"I-I didn't know he did something like that. Is he keeping something in there that he doesn't want us to find." "Well, when you consider the fact that he's 17, it's not that suspicious, really. I've done it numerous times for reason in particular." Chief Yagami/L from "Death Note" when they are looking at Light through a hidden camera.

"Aren't you supposed to be in school?" "Yeah...well, I actually left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of a dark, urban wilderness. It took me three days to find my way out." "...Why don't you just say you got lost?" Yuki/Hatsuharu/Yuki from "Fruits Basket".

"You know, when you go black, you're a real bastard!" "Oh yeah? Just for that, when I'm done with you...I'm gonna take your little girlfriend." "What the--you're gonna what!?" "Oh, you know. I'm gonna do this, and a little of that, and I'm definitely gonna do that!" Kyou/Hatsuharu/Kyou/Hatsuharu from "Fruits Basket".

"It's lucky for me you're so cute..." "Huh..." "I mean, if I'm gonna do it, it should be with someone cute, right." Hatsuharu talking to a naive Tohru from "Fruits Basket".

"If sanity were a place, I wouldn't want to go there. The reason why is simple. As soon as I entered it, wouldn't I technically be in Sane." Me-I just made it up, like, two seconds ago.

I believe in God. So XP, to anyone who doesn't care.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

And that's about all yawl need to know.

I am a very slow typer. It takes me, like, 10 minutes just to write a sentence. That is why I am sometimes a slow updater.

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Early Team by DeadlyWolf reviews
The Serpent, the Tadpole, and the Slug shall be lead by the Dog into the light ... Team Seven is forced together at a much earlier age ... How will things turn out? How will things differ? ... What Will change? What will happen? ... Only fate can tell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 319,126 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Note To Team Seven by Chouko Chango reviews
Team 7, your behaviours during the following events are completely unacceptable and punishments will be issued; we will catch you. You have been warned. A/N: now including Sai and Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/29/2008
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Revenge Against Term Papers by zrose reviews
Precisely what the title says. A parody of the life of James Gatz and Nick Carraway's summer in epic scale. Beware of OOCness, seals, and Big Faults. I don't own anything that you recognize. You have been warned.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
Kits! by OtakuLady reviews
After a brutal gang rape, Naruto, due to Kyuubi's chakra, finds himself pregnant! Now he must flee the village, and find somewhere safe to raise his child. Pairings: KyuuNaru KyuuSasu SasuNaru Gaara pairings too. Formerly Kits. Mpreg, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,920 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Intertwined by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella never came to Forks. The Cullens get into trouble with Victoria even without Bella's help and The vampires and the werewolves are forced to team up. New and strange ties are formed as the two groups learn to get along. SLASH. Jake/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Jacob
When Old Dreams Shatter, New Ones Emerge by dandi706 reviews
Eventual SasukeNaruto yaoi. Sasuke and Naruto have an argument after Naruto brings Sasuke back from Orochimaru. Sasuke mocks Naruto’s dream to become Hokage, and for some reason, this time Naruto listens. He leaves the village to pursue a new dream. His f
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,211 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
From Under the Star Filled Sky by Petileo reviews
After living in obscurity for most of his childhood, Naruto finds that in Tokyo, he's ventured too deep into the secret underbelly of a culture not his own. Luckily, aid comes in the form of one mysterious and mortally dangerous demon, Uchiha Sasuke.Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,646 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sky Pirates by fluff-pirates reviews
Naruto has a dream to become a pirate. Sasuke is on the run for his life. They both end up on a flying ship called Icha Icha Paradise : - Sasunaru and some Narusasu, many other pairings . . . so many . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,891 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Transition Period by AthenaAlpha reviews
When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,346 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Who the heck are you? by A.J.Wolf reviews
Bella becomes a Vampire after graduation. She finds that 1 her powers are teleportation. So when the Cullens R in danger she accidentally, teleports the Cullens to Naruto's world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008
3 Examples of Uchiha's being by randomqueenwilla reviews
Just a list of some things that I noticed all three of the remaining Uchiha's were. It was in my mind and wouldn't get out. They amuse me so they may amuse you too. Spoilers from the Manga are in here. If you're fine with that then enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Songs NARUTOFIED! by AngelBornOfHell reviews
Songs disney, broadway, etc. are NARUTOFIED! Feel free to make song suggestions. I changed the title
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Professor, there's a ninja in my dormitory! by TheKingKez reviews
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Naruto Crossover. People who have the ability to manipulate chakra start popping up in the wizarding world, so Kakashi, the Rookie Nine and the Sand sibs get sent to teach them. Indefinate Hiatus! Sorry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,001 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Tale of the Two Cats by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Iruka moves to Konoha with his cat, Naruto. On his first day there, Naruto met Sasuke who belongs to their neighbour and also Iruka's colleague, Kakashi. Full summary inside. SasuNaru, yaoi, AU & OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,836 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Pickup no Jutsu by sugoi-chan reviews
The Five Worst Pickup Lines Naruto's Ever Heard. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Law & Order by Ruby Plushie reviews
Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The FUN song, Narutard style! by RishiGenki reviews
Click on me to find out how the Naruto characters sing the FUN song! Crackfic, songfic, parody, multi-chapter fic. I don't own Naruto at all.....Or a sponge who lives under the sea. Now with the Sanin! I'm on a brain block! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Tis The Season Of Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
When Harry's stuck at Hogwarts for christmas with the company of Ginny. Who just happens to know his deepest secret i.e. he's gay.What's there to do? How about letting her find the guy of his dreams in a castle of what like 10 guys to choose from? Fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,913 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
HATE by SasunaruTLA reviews
SasuNaru. Sasuke hates a lot of things... *Might be confusing... Mpreg.* *ON HOLD*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Jimmy The Foolish Deer by MissRandumb reviews
Jimmy the deer had a lovely life. All until he had a brief meeting with Edward Cullen the vampire... Bella is also a vampire, and has been for a while. OOC and completely pointless, but you know you want to read it! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Curse of the Red Vine Lovers by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
We’re cursed to be with each other for an eternity, Naruto. You’re going to have to get used to the kissing thing. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,235 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Far From Perfect by kagiyuki reviews
Sasuke’s life is perfect right? He has a caring brother and a best friend who would do anything for him a.k.a. Naruto. WRONG! VERY WRONG! Just one kiss turned things upside down. rated for lemon in later chapters. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,671 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Amazing Narusasu Parody Fic by niver reviews
Naruto is seme. Sasuke is uke. High school stuff happens. NARUSASU FOREVER! /A Narusasu parody fic that any Sasunaru fan could enjoy/ /Narusasu fans that can't take a joke might hate this, those who can might not/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unforgivable by Firebird41 reviews
In an instant, Sasuke has suddenly become the decider of fate for Naruto. Will he use this power to help, or will he do something completely unforgivable?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Family by MellyPie reviews
Sequel to Healing Takes Time. SasuNaru Mpreg. Looks like Naruto and Sasuke are getting a family.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Irony by thepragmatist reviews
Sasuke hates Irony. Especially when it comes to Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
3 little words by The Penultimate T-shape reviews
Funny how 3 little words can change your morning, spoken in a worried voice, the person shuffling...funny how 3 little words can change your whole life, and make it so much better. SasuNaru. Shounenai. Always expect the unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
Priceless by elibdally1 reviews
Draco comes home drunk…REALLY CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Draco M.
Beginnings and Ends by remuus reviews
[KakaIru] The story of us, from beginning to end.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2005
Fighting for the Sky by remuus reviews
The Sun and Moon fight eternally. But do they fight for the sky, or fighting for the sake of fighting? [could be SasuNaru sh-ai, or friendship][one-shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
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Here's to the Future reviews
3,000 years have passed since the Great Battle of the Biiju and an immortal Naruto still walks the earth as a living fossil. But what happens when the reincarnations of his friends and foes suddenly start to appear? SasuNaru NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ask Away reviews
Ask me a question. I'll give you my answer. It may not be what you want to hear, but don't tell me that. Let's just sit here and get lost in the thought of what truly makes us happy, and then, maybe, you'll find a reason to smile along with me. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Professor, what's a jutsu? reviews
During the chuunin exams, men and women came from all over the world to watch the finals. One of these men was a certain Hogwarts headmaster. Now team 7 and the Sand Siblings are on their way to London to protect Harry Potter. HP SasuNaru DMHP GaaraOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Slugs reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Sasuke was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally...in love with him. Naruto x Twilight. SasuSaku SasuxSaku SasukexSakura, bit of NaruSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Itachi's Journal: The Akatsuki Chronicles reviews
Sequel to "Deer Mr. Jurnal". After the attack on Konoha, Naruto and his friends are left to clean up the mess. But what's that in the debris? A journal? Whose? Itachi's! Who do you think brought it here...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke reviews
A change in history brings forth an altered present. The Valley of the End opens the doors to a new beginning. A future...ruled by Uchihas. What would the Narutoverse be like if Madara Uchiha had become the first Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Dear MrJournal reviews
Itachi's dead. Sasuke's fine with that. But when Tobi gives him an old diary, will he still be fine? What happened to Itachi? Why did he turn his back on Sasuke? The truth is revealed with three misspelled words: "Deer Mr.Jurnal". Don't worry, its funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bella's Lost Days reviews
What went on during the three days Bella missed? Spoilers for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2008
Leaf City Intenational School reviews
The Leaf City International School is known for its diversity, language programs, athletic excellence, and drama can't...forget the drama . AU Naruto High School fic. SasuNaru, NaruSaku, SasuSaku, SasuIno, KibaHina, NejiGaa, GaaNaru, NejiTen, and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Too Many Questions reviews
A slight crossover between "Twilight" and "Harry Potter". Bella's acting really weird. Will Edward realize it be fore she asks "way too many questions"?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Another Chance at Another Life reviews
“Have you ever heard the phrase ‘If I could do it all again, I wouldn't change a thing’?” “Yeah...it wasn't me who said it.” Harry is given another chance to live his life at Hogwarts by changing one detail. Will it be for the better...when in Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Away to the USA reviews
Team 7 is on a mission to find an American hidden village in one of the 50 state capitols.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
No Air reviews
Sasuke thinks back to all of the times he's had to tell Naruto goodbye. Song fiction to Chris Brown/Jordin Sparks "No Air". SasuNaru, NaruSasu, SasukexNaruto, Sasuke x Naruto, SasukeNaruto, however you want to say it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox's Mindscape reviews
After Sasuke left, Tsunade was worried about Naruto's mental stability. With Ino's mind-entering abilities, will she be able to fix him or will she be too scared?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
OECD reviews
Obsessive Edward Cullen Disorder. Bella has it and instead of just telling her boy to leave her alone, she tells him why he needs to leave her alone. Wrong move! You think Edward's just going to leave? Of course not! He's, freak'in, Edward! T for teens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Epiphany reviews
The characters of Naruto each do things that seem unreal and have no understandable reason behind them. These epiphanies will explain these. Why does Sakura love Sasuke so much? Why does Naruto chase Sasuke? Why did Sasuke "need" to kill his brother?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2008
Kakashi's Talk reviews
When our favorite perverted jounin, Hatake Kakashi, teaches the rookie nine plus three about sex. It won't be pretty, but it will be funny. Pretty damn funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha Girl reviews
What if there was a psychic in the Naruto world? A what if she made it her goal to ruin everyone's life? Well, read this to find out! Don't worry, no one gets killed, just pranked. SasuNaru, NaruSaku, SakuObsession, GaaraOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Father is Me, But Who Am I? reviews
After the death of his mother, Naruto moves in with his father along with his pet fox, Bii. Naruto learns a lot about his past and his future in the past. With all the stress of knowledge, is Naruto prepared to grow up at 16. Time travel story!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Reflection 2 reviews
Sequel to Reflection. You don't have to read the first to understand the second, but you can if you want to. The day after Sasuke's mirror accident, Kakashi wants an explanation. Enjoy the stupidity that is boys with mirrors.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reflection reviews
Does Sasuke know just how good looking he is? Does he even own a mirror? No! Why not! Read to find out why some people just shouldn't see their 'reflection'. One shot. Why so short? Because there's a sequel, duh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox, the Raven, and the CherryBlossom Tree reviews
A fable about exactly what the title states. It's kind of like an Aesop fable, so each animal is based on a Naruto character.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy reviews
The title might be 'happy', but this poem is not. It's good though, so read it if you want.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete