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I am an artist, that's all people need to know.

I love anime such as Naruto, Bleach, and Fullmetal Alchemist, but my favorite is Naruto.

I'm now in 9th grade, my set goal is to be decided. Most likely to read the whole Twilight series by the end of the year.

I am a yaoi fanatic, all my friends think its weird, but I continue to love it anyway!

My favorite Naruto characters are the entire akatsuki, hinata, tenten, naruto, kiba, neji, sasuke(not really), and shika(LAZY ASS!!), and most importantly, Sai!!

I like all the bleach and fullmetal characters, so theres nothing to say there.

If you like naruto yaoi pairings like DeiSaso, DeiTobi, DeiHidan, please read once I post one.

(Yes, I know I like Deidara too much, please bear with me!)

Also I might add a very oddball made up character to make my fics funny.

And I Call Her:

INUKO (hence the name InukoYoukai55!)

I am very sensitive, so no flames please...

And just for the record: I do like sakura...but only in the shippuuden series, otherwise I hate her.


But him and sasuke I'm cool with...BUT ONLY FOR COMEDY!!

I will NEVER leave flames (I'm too nice...)

Most of what I write is T, but I prefer M (hehe..I'm so naughty!)

I only refer to when the Naruto people are older (I don't like child abuse...)

I make comics where the Akatsuki and my favorite female OC Inuko are chibis and I make fun of them (Mostly it stars Inuko and Deidara), but I try to keep it clean!

I have a cool vid on that is a DeiSaso pairing, it is all I watch (Screw Youtube and their bad yaoi vids!).


I think of the ODDEST pairings like: DeiNaru (gotta love blond luv!) DeiPein (Heh, something new for ya) DeiEVERY SINGLE FREAKIN AKATSUKI!! (Now that is FUNNY!!)!

To whom it may concern, PM me if these apply to you:

If you like reading manga books just to look at your favorite character over and over again, PM me!

If you hate weak girl characters who can't defend squat, PM me!

If you bought a yaoi doujinshi just to see your favorite character do it, PM me!

If you think Deidara should have lived or at least Sasuke should have died with him, PM me!

If you think Mpreg is hawt, PM me!

If you wanted Sasori to live or at least Sakura get killed too, PM me!

If you like looking at your favorite character get really fat and just watch them do that for five hours over and over again just because it's funny, PM me!

If you just want Hinata to fess up to Naruto that she likes him, PM me!

If you want more odd Naruto yaoi romance pairings, PM me!

If you your obsessed with hawt Naruto yaoi, PM me!

If you think Sakura SUX, PM me!

If you had your best friend betray you, PM me! (I'm here to help)

If you like high school fics, PM me!

If you want to buy a Naruto plushie but can't because your all tapped out, PM me!

If you just want some pocky, PM me!

If you just wanna be an Akatsuki for no reason whatsoever, PM me!

If you just wanna chat, PM me!

Consider these and if you want to, PM me!

Likes:Yaoi, Anime plushies, green tea (lol), Bisexuality (I kinda am, not really, just a little), POCKY, all my friends, so heres to you - Jessie, Lana, Andy, Matt, and Gina!!(woot)

Hates: Discrimination, snobby girls who whore themselves out for attention and think their pretty but really its just make up on a whole buncha uglyness and have a bratty attitude, pimp-ish white boys who see girls as things to collect (thats just WRONG), one of my friends moms who's against me 'cause i'm christian or something, I don't know what her problem is...


Sasori plushie, Hinata (shippuuden) plushie, Tobi plushie, Sasori's ring, Konan's ring, Anti-Suna headband, and a boyfriend or girlfriend...mostly boyfriend 'cause you can't find any bisexual girls in the school I go to, first kiss, a HAWT one, Deidara(lol)!!

Okey! What I like In Yaoi Parings - uke/seme

Dei/Naru (I LIKE this LIVE WITH IT!!)

Dei/Ita (ONLY RAPE, I likes a gewd rape, might as well be with Mr. Mind rapist!)

Saso/Gaa (I only see Gaara as seme, hes tough, not wimpy!)

Saso/4th Hokage (Its new, its fresh, LIVE WITH IT!!)

Dei/Pein (Its nice, 'specially a high school one, thats what I did!)

Dei/Sasu (Once again, COMEDY, leave rape to Itachi!)

Okey! Yaoi Pairings I Loathe - uke/seme

Naru/Sasu (OVER DONE!!)

Sasu/Ita (Incest is not wrong, its DUMB!!)

Dei/Saso (Once again, OVER DONE, its fun to read but not to write!!)

Kaka/Iruka (Its pointless to me...)

Naru/Ita (Stick with Deidara, Mr. mind rapist, but its not that bad!)

I Know Its Not Yaoi, But ANY Pairing With Sakura Is STUUUUUPIIIID!! (Who Needs Her!!)

I've Invented two secret jutsus that the Naruto versions of my character Inuko knows...

1: Human Blade No Jutsu (When you make your body as powerful as a sword and completely un-cuttable, but only temporarily)

2: Nut Cracker No Jutsu! (You can only guess what this does.)

I'm COMPLETELY abandoning Sasorella, Its up for grabs, TAKE IT, REWRITE IT, THE WHOLE THING IS YOURS, I DELETED MINE, SO THE IDEA IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME WRITING IT. If you read it, and you liked it, make it your fanfiction, I need to work on other stuff, sorry.

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Deidara
2. Sasori
3. Naruto
4. Sai
5. Pein
6. Konan
7. Tobi
8. Hidan
9. TenTen
10. Gaara
11. Kiba

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

No, and I don't think I ever will. (thank Kami)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Do you mean hot in a gay way?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?


4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

I never read one about her...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Only with a phone that connected to hell.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Pein and Gaara just because I don't read straight pairings.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would probably die.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Um...Naruto and Gaara were really lonely so they decided to f...happy?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

HELL YES!! Where do you LIVE?!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Day An Authoress Got Bored And Wrote The Worst Hurt/Comfort Fic Ever.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Anything that involves ART would get that dude into bed with anyone.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


13. Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw Eleven?

Um...maybe Lana, but IDK...

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, and I doubt even I can write that.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" ...What? I can picture Gaara screaming that... - -

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

That song that list every curse on Earth, no plot, just him singing it.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be


18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Does Gaara even USE a pick up line? I mean look at him.

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?


20. How emo is Seven?

How emo is a puppy?

Are you a Naruto Yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi, cause I'm a freak...

Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Deidara, but only tiwce at Halloween and a convention.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Posters, plushies, mangas, a shirt, and a costume...oh my!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Tobi because he'd be loyal...I think...

7. Naru/Hina or Kiba/Hina?

Kiba/Hina cause it's cuter.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Sasu/Naru cause their 90 percent compatible!! Oh my!

9. Which team is your favourite?

Team 7.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Nope. I read that chapter.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yep. I also read that chapter.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori cause he didn't die all crazy.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro-Sasuke cause he's midly interesting.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope. I don't have THAT much time!!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Not really, but I read some...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?


17. Sub or dub?

Sub because there's lots of cursing! o.o

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Very much Anti, to the very end.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Both, he's great!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?


21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

How about insane pedophile?

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Sasori would look good in a Sailor fuku...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

freak of nature, but cheerful.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sasuke, for a change of pace.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Love 'em.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Heck yeah!

27. Do you like lemons?

Filled with lemony goodness!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?


29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

oh, yeah.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

I think so...

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? -_-

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Maybe once...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Not yet, but I plan to...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Not really, I make time.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Kinda, not yet.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Huh? No way!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

nope! I know he's Hokage.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

i'm drawing a Yaoi comic with Sasuke...

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Um, if you get past all the ugly, he could be sexy...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Not a real Naruto OC, i don't make OC's for Animes...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Yep. Pretty much.

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Deidara Breaking AwayRevised and Edited by YaoiFanGirl1990 reviews
Rated M for later Chapters Deidara was chased out of Iwa for a reason unknown to him, a certain snake after him. Soon after an unlikely group of outlaws pull him under their protection. Before Deidara is part of Akatsuki, and before Sasori turns himself i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Parenthood by Ice-Fire358 reviews
It's a few months since they got out of the asylum and they live normal lives, except something is wrong with Sori. He's pregnant. So it's up to Sasori, Deidara, and the others from the asylum to help him and Paul be parents. rated M for yaoi and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
Hinata's Judgment by Jaex Lvl reviews
Hinata gets put down by her 'friends' and her cousin Neji. Her whole life begin's spiraling downward, starting with a single cut and a special ability. Main pair is Hida/Hina. Side pair is Neji/Naru. Rated M for cutting, cussing, and sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Time Not Passed by niver reviews
In which Sasori learns that there is no need to wait for someone he does not need. /Orosaso/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasori - Complete
Asylum by Ice-Fire358 reviews
After destroying a school Deidara is taken to an asylum, and when he arrives he meets a redhead that has more problems than himself. SasoDei yaoi rated M for language and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,231 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Pimp My Sculptor by dead drifter reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Happy Birthday, Sasori by Hitokugutsu reviews
Deidara finds out it's Sasori's birthday. What kind of present is the blonde going to give his partner and lover? !Warning- Yaoi and lemon, don't like, don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Androgynous Kitsune by YaoiRocks reviews
Like a pebble in a pond, one event can cause many ripples. Some of these ripples fade away while others rebound back to the original happening. A pebble in a pond happened to Deidara…how many ripples will rebound? Sasodei kyuudei rape Mpreg, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Interruptions by Sihouette The Jellicle Cat reviews
Sasori and Deidara get interrupted by a toothbrush wielding Uchiha. I suck as summary's. Includes: Zetsu, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, a 69, and talk of toothbrush rape. Rated M for some sexual content. Not much. Sorry. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Repayment by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara hasn't been a good boy, and Sasori wants payment for his broken puppet. SasoDei YAOI, PWP, BDSM, MAJOR KINK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Shooting A Combo by YaoiRocks reviews
They all say woman always do what they can to get what they want and when a situation arises in which they can get the advantage, they will take it…like when Sasori lusts for our little blonde Deidara...enter pool and a little bet sasodei,lemon,oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
His Chain Necklace by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan says he lost his necklace and he needs Deidara to help him. Yaoi, lemon. HiDei, if you don't like it, don't read it. Rated for language as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Frost Me by madame nonchalant reviews
When Deidara is getting used to new arms and life without Sasori, Tobi decides to use some holiday called Christmas to cheer him up. But of course, Deidara's been a bad boy this year...can Tobi still make his Christmas worthwhile?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Unwanted by cresent-lunette reviews
Deidara is out on his own as he wonders where Tobi is. Little does he know that Tobi is right behind him, and Deidara's NOT in the mood that night... lemony yaoi stuff. Rape. TobiDei. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Whipped Cream by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Deidara is afraid of thunderstorms, and Sasori takes it upon himself to comfort himwith some unique comforts! SasoDei yaoi mentioned ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Doll by Steely-Toast reviews
[AU][DeiSaso][ItaSaso][SLSaso] Being raised to be a China doll... Doesn't mean you are one. [M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Arterial by Ai-Fennec reviews
Deidara is a not so average teenager with an obsession for art. His arterial his his artwork but someone wants to change that. Warnings: Yaoi and Shonen ai, language. Rating will go up. Highschool.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Deidara, Sasori
Black, White and Red by Ai-Fennec reviews
Sasori and Deidara are travelling to Konoha to hunt for the Jinchuuriki but there are more twists in their travels and their stay in Konoha than they like to think. WARNINGS: Graphic YAOI. This is a oneshot fanfiction. Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Naruto, my danna II reviews
Sequel to Naruto, my danna. After 12 years of peaceful living with Deidara and Naruto's family, things finally get shaky in Masako Village. How can these long time lovers overcome their greatest trial of love yet, And what of Sasori? Warnings: Yaoi. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U.
The Perfect Nerd reviews
Sasori is the perfect nerd, he's smart, shy and...pregnant. After a night with Deidara, 16 year old Sasori finds out he's pregnant. How can he survive school with a child, paranoid parents, and Deidara? Warnings: Mpreg, OC for comedy , high school.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Squeeze Me, Tease Me, Please Don't Please Me reviews
A drama about the post death of Sasori. Sasori is now the number one candidate for Orochimaru's husband, Deidara's rape toy, and Tobi's best and most trusted friend. And it doesn't help being human. REAL summary inside. Warnings - Uke Sasori Yaoi TobiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sasori, Obito U.
Naruto, my danna reviews
Sasori is gone and left Deidara pregnant and on the run from Akatsuki. But things take a turn for the better when he runs into Naruto and friends. Warnings: Mpreg; very, very non graphic yaoi, some OC. Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,743 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Hi, I'm Deidara reviews
This is another sad poem,it focuses on the sad life of Deidara. Note: He never joined Akatsuki. The summary is inside, please R&R! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Deidara x Tobi I Love You reviews
This is a songfic for a friend on here called Sore Jeien! After Sasori's death Deidara goes insane, can Tobi help him recover from the loss of his Danna? Warnings - Soft Yaoi. Enjoy! Only for my friend to review, please refrain from reviewing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
My sad, true life reviews
This is just a sad yaoi poem I wrote in my spare time. Please enjoy! Warnings: Sad yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete