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Joined 12-31-07, id: 1458010, Profile Updated: 07-28-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Rosario + Vampire.

In the Word that Never Was, there is a Place that will Never Be that can be found Between the Night and the Day at the Brink of Twilight. There you can see the Place that Is Not, down the Boulevard of Shattered Dreams and by the shop of Forgotten Memories, and find just a little Nothing.


Pray, Saviour

Dream, Child of Prayer

Forever and ever, Bring us peace

-Hymn of the Fayth


Age: 18

Gender: Male... duh.

Interests: fanfiction, watching scary movies, camping

Likes: Reading, surfing the web

Dislikes: Yaoi, judgemental and shallow people

Dreams: Settling down and having a good job. Eventaully having a son by adoption (I was adopted).


Randomness!!

I only regret that my target has but one life to give for his country! - Jared Ornstean, aka: Pheonix Mage, White Pheonix, Perfect Lionheart

If you believe there aren't enough Hana pairings, put this on your profile, add your name to the list and PM me so I can add it here: Tergar of Konoha

Americans fight wars for peace. Why can't we do something more productive like fuck for abstinence?


Anything that seems good is probably beta-ed Kumoatsu.

I own nothing. I wish I owned my pants, but they're on layaway.

If I seem lazy or slow in my updates it's for two reasons. The first is I'm trying to make sure it's actually a good chapter. Not only do I have my two beta-ing friends look at it but an additional board of 5 others friends read it to make sure that the average reader will like it. Of course they can still be wrong and I put crap up, but it is a time consuming process. The second reason is much simpler. I actually am lazy.

Also, you may have noticed I deleted about half of my stories. They were crap. Deal with it.


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Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 576,220 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 515,315 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Reverse the Flow by lord of the land of fire reviews
A re-imagining of the Rosario Vampire story with the genders reversed. Things play out a little differently as a group of monsters fight for the attention of the girl they all want.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/16/2012
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,239 - Reviews: 6728 - Favs: 9,267 - Follows: 12,295 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,316 - Reviews: 6890 - Favs: 6,608 - Follows: 6,320 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,481 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,633 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/14/2011
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4360 - Favs: 6,366 - Follows: 6,939 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5168 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 706,750 - Reviews: 9147 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 7,201 - Follows: 7,292 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 177,817 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 4,737 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
No Tendo by Greylle reviews
a story by myself and Kender Sci which takes place in a timeline which has been completely SNAFUed but oddly works.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 381,813 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ranma
Naruto: Makaze Mangekyou by Neotonix reviews
Shortly after becoming the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Naruto is experimented on with cells from Uchiha Madara. Watch as Naruto learns to harness this incredible power and control the blackest winds with his new eyes. From the evil winds, the evil windmill blows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,913 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Harry Potter by December Morning Owl reviews
[Indefinite Hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 474,113 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Neville L., OC
Jedi Knight Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,454 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., unknown 1, Naruto U. - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 4,399 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Gaijin by ContraBardus reviews
A man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 545,673 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/15/2001
Take What Is Yours by MistressWinowyll reviews
The next book in Get What You Wanted. Moka is left to deal with the actions she has placed herself in and suffer the consequences. Surprises and the unexpected are brought to surface. What was supposed to be out of reach is now no longer so. Rated M
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,301 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 252,989 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5337 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the God of Death by Nesarna reviews
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 169,004 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 10,598 - Follows: 10,008 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Here In My Arms by Platinumsabr reviews
What laid in wait past Anti-Thesis? A choice. What lay in wait past the choice? Consequences. A future...with who? Decisions, decisions, some not up to me, show me the truth, what I'm meant to be... Rated M for lemon content.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 331,081 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tsukune A.
The Dark and Misunderstood by kylekatarn77 reviews
What if the balance was not as it seemed? What if the darkness was not truly wicked? And what if the light…wasn't as pure as we think? Prepare to see how high darkness can fly...and how far the light can fall. Deep stuff! Major NaruHina, some others too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 215,679 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3933 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 5,803 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
CRACK FIC MADNESS ONE SHOTS! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Plenty of crack one shots just for your amusement people. Formerly How Naruto Got Sasuke To Come Back To Konoha. xSTILL CRACKx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Get What You Wanted by MistressWinowyll reviews
Moka and Tsukune have been together for years now, but have come to an impasse. What lengths will she go to get what she wants? How far will he let it go to deny her? M for strong and intense scenes.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 230,635 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Atelier Uzumaki by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
One fateful day, Uzumaki Naruto realizes the full implication of his lineage. It was bad enough that one of the most powerful Mana has been sealed inside him, but be is also the heir and survivor of a strong line of Alchemists. AU elements in characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,286 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Naruto U.
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
The Bet by MistressWinowyll reviews
Can the Kurumu's aunt, Shade, seduce Tsukune what only the Vampire, Ria, Moka's sister, could take by force? The Bet made at their reception turns bad. Lord of the Land of Fire and MistressWinowyll joint story. Off shoot of The Mighty Vampire Aono story.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,143 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Moka A., Tsukune A.
Diplomatic Relations by Stormedge reviews
Tsukune Aono, wizard extraordinaire, has a mission: Attempt to prove that peace between the hostile Youkai and magic communities is possible. The only way to achieve this? Attend a boarding school for monsters.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,090 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Spoils of War by Mihkail reviews
A Horde raid on Teldrassil, centered around a young night elf druid and a particularly vicious undead rogue. Rated M for rape. Written in first-person (female).
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Night Elf, Forsaken - Complete
Way of the Jinchuuriki: Revamped by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
Failing to kidnap Hinata, the Cloud sought forgiveness and in exchange they sent over a shinobi in training to rid themselves of a threat, the young vessel of Nibi. Placed in an apartment with a pain filled, emotionally scared blonde... Can she save him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 221,556 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Yugito N., Naruto U.
Anything and Everything by Nugar reviews
AU It finally happened. Hinata was made heir to the clan, and Hanabi was going to be sealed. Desperate, she promises anything and everything to any man or being who can give her freedom. The Kyubi answers, and a deal is made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Quiet Magics by GundamAce reviews
Poor Ranma just can't help himself when it comes to being the hero. Now he's stepping in to help out a magical girl in distress. What could possibly go wrong? Ranma/SM
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,768 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ranma
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Reforging The Past by Paladeus reviews
Naruto and Hinata go back in time with Kyuubi's help when she realizes she's about to die, which would also kill Naruto. In the process, they become Hanyou and they begin building up their comrades to fight the horrors to come.Naru/Hina/Ino/FemHaku/FemKyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 197,147 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Afterthoughts by Epidot reviews
Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,209 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 1,676 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Stranger in a Strange World by MeatBomb reviews
Tsukune Aono: not human, but not a monster, either. Does he pretend to be human? Pretend to be a monster pretending to be human, pretending to be a monster? What? - Final chapter is now up. That's a wrap!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,490 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Tsukune A., Kurumu K. - Complete
I am Legion by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Scott in pokegirl land by Silvernutbar reviews
A soldier down on his luck, gets his wish to go somewhere he is truly needed in a most unusual way. Hilarity ensues as he deals with what happens when the reincarnations of the sailor senshi and negaverse awaken on god's perverted earth.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Bastard - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,145 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Breaking the Kitsune by Leonineus reviews
Naruto is finally sick of the Kyūbi messing up his life, so he decides he's going to get revenge on it. Rated M for a REASON, if smut offends you DON'T READ IT! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Otaku Three: Eva Revolution! by Skysaber reviews
What do you do in a universe where everything is doomed to go horribly wrong?
Crossover - Evangelion & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,909 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010
Otaku Four Skysaber's Choice by Skysaber reviews
Given some leave from saving the universe, our superspy gets to relax... and save the universe again!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,741 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010
Azalea Potter by Skysaber reviews
After a costly victory in her own universe a Girl Who Lived leaves her own dark world in search of a new home - and finds a more classic Harry Potter just starting his own Goblet of Fire!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009
Moon Over Wands by Skysaber reviews
If I was to ask thee, wouldst thou tell me nay? Surely 'tis a crossover milord. Our favorite interdimensional superspy gets to go to Hogwarts, bringing a gaggle of plucky young Sailor Scouts with him.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4530 - Favs: 6,166 - Follows: 6,298 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 14,821 - Follows: 6,372 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3912 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14254 - Favs: 7,278 - Follows: 5,520 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Butterflies and Wild Horses by Smylingsnake reviews
A tiny event leads Ranma to, among other things, Romance, Magic, Adventure and Saving the World. A butterfly can cause a storm. Imagine what a Wild Horse can do.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,860 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Ranma, Kasumi
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 666 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
The Missing Hokage by RaiderXV reviews
Perfect Lionheart gave a challenge and I could not ignore. Naruto is banished but Tsunade does not accept and takes to the road with Shizune and Hinata. Find out more inside. Sorry for the poor summary but I don't want to give too much away...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,695 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Mahoranma by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Few unused plot points, a little used but interesting cross, and hey presto! Lets see how this goes, skipped the Et Cetera bin entirely. Multicross, BTW.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,661 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Recca Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Aleh reviews
Originally an omake to Appreciation: Some people should not be in some positions. When Hakaishin Recca woke up in Harry Potter's shoes, he promptly went about proving this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10264 - Favs: 12,498 - Follows: 5,136 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Kurorasen by Mr. Lee reviews
What if the hatred of Konoha had turned Naruto and a few others towards the dark side? Watch as they carve a path through the world, whether the world wants them to or not! A Dark DemonNaruHarem story. Rated M for violence, language and suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,542 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Saotome In Konoha's Court by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A silly piece where I attempt to use the Ranma 1/2 cast to cause as much confusion, consternation and chaos in the Naruto world as possible, just for laughs.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,324 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Ranma
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This Is My Story by RandomKahn reviews
Techniques and magicks born of another world, a sense of morality and justice forged by this one: these are the cards that I have been dealt and the hand that I must play. My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and this is my story. FFX/Naruto crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,733 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U.
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Gods and Demons by TheGodfatherSJP reviews
Set after the ending of Halo 3. The Master Chief crash lands on an unknown planet and finds he's gone from one war to another. Crossover with a well known TV show but you'll have to read to find out which one . Please read and review.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,127 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Naruto: Keeper of the Seal by Taeron reviews
In ages past demons bore human children and in their demon blood were certain abilities. But now, a combination of the power of the Kyuubi and the will of one young ninja will bring about something more powerful than ever imagined Original Bloodline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,675 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Naruto U.
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
My Snow Girl by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka never ran into Tsukune on her bike? What would happen if he found another reason to stay at Youkai Academy? Tsu Miz
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 109,172 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Tsukune A., Mizore S. - Complete
Shadow of a Doubt by muishiki reviews
How does Konoha's most surprising ninja learn the fine art of self pleasure? Why, with a shadow friend, of course! Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Vesvius' Junk Box by Vesvius reviews
Where I put everything I do that's abandoned, partially finished, or a challenge that I took. Have fun, you all. Formerly 50 prompts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,961 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U.
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Naruto's New World by erickmenk reviews
On his way to heaven, Naruto's soul was accidentally snagged by a desperate Kyuubi from another world, where he have a family, civilians see him as a hero, and all shinobis hate his guts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,065 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U.
The Day The Story Got Away From Me by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
I was trying to be serious, honestly I was, but the old man got mouthy and Rangiku attacked and I can't see this one coming back to the realms of sanity anytime soon. Rated T for rotten language, adult situations, bad jokes, poor hygiene, whatever. Sigh
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ichigo K.
The Golden Horde by Persnikitty reviews
Hated by the village and his own teammates, Naruto is manipulated into becoming a willing medical experiment. AU with some Canon elements. Psychological aspects and heavy rationalizations. Mature content and themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,781 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sabaku no Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Something intervenes to grant baby Harry a better home... well, happier anyway. Kinda. Harry Potter, Shinobi. Of Suna.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007
Life after death by DeExil reviews
Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 200 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 873 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Otaku Muyo by Tannim Murphy reviews
A self insertion of the more original kind. Steeped in tradition yet written in these modern times. I like it. Chapter eight is done! Onto nine...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,879 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
Reshrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Swords have been drawn. Battles have been waged. Blood has been spilled. And still, hope lives on. This is the true story of Seireitei and the invasion, as told by Uzumaki Naruto, Shinigami of Seireitei in the Soul Society. Naruto/Bleach crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., R. Matsumoto
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Inheritance by SeaCatSD reviews
During his three years with Jiraiya Naruto learns the truth about himself and his past, and returns to Konoha determined to change his life. But the village Kunoichi have their own plans, and Naruto finds he still has a few things to learn...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,718 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Father Figure by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
Zaraki has fallen and lies near death in the fourth squard infirmary. A devastated Yachiru is unable to leave his side until the Seireitei's other resident father steps in... Why Mayuri, what a kind and pleasant person you are...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seals of Fate by Tongues reviews
Naruto has the Kyuubi sealed into him, but with an odd twist. The sealing changed and a new bloodline has awakened. With these abilities, Naruto plans to become Hokage and change the clans of Konoha. Will he survive to make the changes? Harem. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,071 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto the Chimera by Artful Lounger reviews
Chimera: a mixture of man, animal, beast, monster,and maybe a hint of demon Super Dark/Evil Naruto ,Team 7 bashing Semi X-over with some concepts taken from several books and animes, turned massive crossover later on. Warning, ending sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 161,536 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Choices Made, Mask Broken by Umashido reviews
We all make choices. Now find out what happens when Naruto Uzumaki makes a choice that changes the way people look at him. sorry, summery sucks. Promise the stories better. Naruto/HUGE harem. plz read and enjoy. Warning: Future Lemons. CH 3. updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Hanyou Times Two by TwistedHilarity reviews
A mistake costs Miroku his full humanity, and now there's not one hanyou, but two. And there's an awful lot of fun that a hentai hanyou can get himself into, after all... rated for future chapters. MirSan, secondary InuKag romance, humor, lang,lemon
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,693 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Miroku, Sango
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fake Sasuke is the Best by recodan reviews
Quick Fic. What is Sasuke woke up and felt a little out of charecter?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Once A Year by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
On this one day a year the Seireitei calls out the mighty Zaraki for a task beyond all the other captains. It involves... soap...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2008 - K. Zaraki, S. Komamura - Complete
Insertion by ContraBardus reviews
Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2001
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's REAL Reason for wanting to kill Itachi by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Why does Sasuke REALLY want to kill Itachi? Be warned, the truth may SHOCK you. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Demon's Contract by Ringmaster reviews
Tired of stories where Ranma goes back in time and fixes life so everyone's happy and perfect? Try this Ranma on for size! A contract with a demon gives Ranma a second chance, and he ain't gonna stand for anyone running his life but himself!
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,816 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Ranma, Mara
Kitsune Holidays by Dragon Man 180 reviews
A series of One Shots, maybe related if I feel like it, about the major holidays. Not based on my other Naruto story Kitsune Hanyou, but in the same style. Wrn: Nice!Female Kyuubi, NaruHina. Now rated M for sex scenes in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Jumanji One Half by Skysaber reviews
And people say there's nothing original left to do in Ranma fiction. Aren't they silly? I haven't even begun on my Ranma Power Rangers crossover. Plans for the Wedding Peach hybrid have just pushed it to the back seat, I guess.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,018 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ranma
Spring Of Drowned by Ringmaster reviews
Inspired by Innortal's work, The Ranma Omake Files: Innortal Style. Ringmaster, leader of the empty Circus of the Mad, proudly presents a length of insanity featuring Ranma and his new curses!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Ranma
Shampoo's Revenge by Skysaber reviews
Let's see what can be done without any sort of crossover at all, just let them behave reasonably with the resources at hand.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,974 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 2/10/2003
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu by Kaori reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms by Kaori reviews
The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Tsukimaonichuan: Spring of Drowned Moon Cat by Innortal reviews
You asked for it, and here it is. Ranma fell into Tsukimaonichuan: Spring of Drowned Moon Cat. How will he fair as Minako's advisor?
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
You Expected This To Happen, Didn't You? by Ringmaster reviews
Well, folks, we knew it was going to happen sometime, just be glad it wasn't anyone important. I'll get the stun gun to bring him down.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Edward E., Riza H. - Complete
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Nabiki's Revenge by Ringmaster reviews
Nabiki takes revenge for Ranma choosing Shampoo... Old work, probably sucks .
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Horse of the Leaf by Hibiki54 reviews
Magic mushrooms. A stolen scroll. This is all that Mousse needs to finally get rid of Ranma! And it works! In another world, a man finds a child and is order by the Hokage to raise the boy to be a good citizen of the Hidden Village of Konoha..(Completed)
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,026 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Through The Ages by darkphoneix reviews
*unproofed* Ranma/WOT fusion crossover. A different take on Ranma's upbringing. This will eventually cross into the WOT universe/timeline.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,275 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/15/2002 - Published: 3/5/2002
The World at War by darkphoneix reviews
The sequel to my first finished work, Can It Get Any Worse, The World at War details Ranma's search for a cure for the posion that afflicts Ami.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,146 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/16/2001 - Published: 8/23/2001
Can it Get Any Worse? by darkphoneix reviews
Ranma is just a bit sociopathic and now he's stuck with the unenviablejob of teaching the Sailor Senshi magic.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,930 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/23/2001 - Published: 8/11/2001
Born for Trouble by darkphoneix reviews
Someone wants Ranma dead? Ranma is a Mage? Just what is going on here?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/19/2001
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Next Go Round reviews
Tsukune's life was spared by rejuvenating monster blood… But who's blood was it again? Let's see how Tsukune handles his Next Go Round!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tsukune A.
A Simple Recording reviews
Hinata sits home alone, calling Naruto again and again. But she keeps hanging up on his message machine... so why is she crying? Darkfic, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
What about us? reviews
A crack fic poking fun at all the Harem fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
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