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Author has written 10 stories for Cruel Intentions, and Naruto.

Since I’ve started writing Naruto fanfics, I’ve decided it’s time for me to write a proper profile. I was high when I wrote the last one. Too much SasuNaru, I should probably cut down but I’m a happy addict so on with the profile.

Penname: Diamondkat12

Country: Nigeria

Religion: Christianity (I prefer to think of it as a way of life. Religion makes me think stuck-up and self righteous)

Sex: Female

Favorite movies: Devil’s Advocate

Queen of the Damned (I prefer the novel but the film was nice and it introduced me to the Vampire Chronicles)

Cruel Intentions (which became my obsession, I adore Kathryn and Sebastian)

Favorite shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (first TV obsession ever, got banned from watching by my parents but couldn’t stop)

Charmed (prefer the original three sisters)



Kuroshitsuji (my current TV obsession. To quote a fellow fan, "A show in which a twisted kid is scarier than an actual demon")

Favorite characters: Buffy Summers (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

Willow Rosenberg (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. I started to like her when she started her witch thing)

Kathryn Merteuil (Cruel Intentions. She’s also my favorite villain)

Prue Halliwell (Charmed. I was so angry when she died)

Piper Halliwell (Charmed)

Peter Petrelli (Heroes)

Lestat (Queen of the Damned. I like him even more in the novel)

Julian Sark (Alias)

Michael Scofield (Prison Break)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto. I absolutely love C.S Sasuke)

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

Itachi Uchiha (Naruto. Good or evil, I love him)

Light Yagami (Deathnote. I still refuse to accept the ending; he was too good a villain)

Sebastian Michealis (Kuroshitsuji. Hottest demon ever)

Ciel Phantomhive (Kuroshitsuji. Adorably twisted kid)

Favorite pairings: Buffy x Angel (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

Willow x Tara (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

Kathryn x Sebastian (Cruel Intentions. They are also my favorite evil couple)

Cole x Phoebe (Charmed)

Sark x Sydney (Alias)

Sark x Lauren (Alias. a delightfully evil couple)

Michael x Sara (Prison Break)

Sasuke x Naruto (Naruto. I love SasuNaru, like SasuNaruSasu but I've discovered I don't like NaruSasu. There are some few (very few) well written ones but I've been traumatized by OOC uke!Sasuke. I fell in love with the pairing bcos they reminded me of my favorite het pair, K/S from C.I)

Sebastian x Ciel (Kuroshitsuji. My latest addiction)

I consider all my favorite pairs to be soul mates except for Sarkney (Alias).

Most hated movies: Movies based on true life stories (Have you seen any one that isn’t depressing?)

Most hated shows: All reality shows (Most aren’t even real. Who would do those things in real life?)

Most hated characters: Xander (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. I just found him annoying more than half the time)

Riley (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

Vaughn (Alias)

Sydney (Alias. Yes, after a while I began to despise the whiney, crying-every-other-episode thing despite the fact she’s the main character)

Annette (Cruel Intentions. Words cannot express how much I hate that character even though I like the actress)

Kennedy (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. How dare they let that brat replace Tara as Willow’s girlfriend)

Most hated pairings: Buffy x Riley (I hate Riley. He was a poor replacement for Angel)

Sebastian x Annette (I hate Annette. She’s such a goody-two-shoe. I’ve always had a serious aversion to Holier-than-thous)

Sydney x Vaughn (He was to weak for her. I liked couples where both parties are equals)

Sai x Naruto (Sai doesn’t even deserve to be regarded as proper competition for Sasuke; he’s a weak, distorted version of Sasuke. I didn’t even realize how much I disliked the pairing till I accidentally read one. I usually don’t hate any Naruto pairing as I’m too obsessed with SasuNaru to care. Anyway, each to their own taste).

Orochimaru x Sasuke or Naruto (It just doesn't feel right. I'll probably hate OroSasu less if Sasuke wasn't made out to be a victim in every fanfic with the pairing since I actually happen to be a big fan of their canon relationship. What's not to love about bratty Sasuke and an Orochimaru who almost always gives him what he wants. Sasuke was not a victim in he and Orochimaru's relationship. He got what he wanted, Orochimaru got played.)

Anybody x Sasuke with the exeption of Itachi x Sasuke (Someone as arrogant as Sasuke doesn't make a good uke and pregnant Sasuke is something that should never happen. Would you want to have a mother with his personality? Father? Yes. Mother? Hell no. ItaSasu on the other hand works when Itachi and Sasuke have their Pre-Massacre attitude towards each other. With Itachi, Sasuke is perfect as a adorable, slightly mischevious, utterly loyal uke who has the potential to tap into his darker side when his relationship with Itachi is threatened while Itachi would be a sweet kind, caring seme who always loooks out for Sasuke. The best part is they would both still be in character. Let's not forget Sasuke used to worship Itachi.) ItaSasu fan should try Black Flame by Seto's Darkness, it's perfect.

I generally dislike couples that don’t have that equality balance e.g. absolute purity matched with delightfully evil (pigeons shouldn’t fly with eagles).

To fellow SASUNARU fans, I know current situation isn’t cheerful but don’t give up. Try “Someday” by Nickelback; it’s a great song that reminded me to have faith in my favorite pair when I listened to it after reading Manga Chapter 417. It says “Someday, somehow, I’m gonna make it alright but not right now, I know you’re wondering when” and “Now the story is played out like this, just like a paperback novel. Let’s rewrite an ending that fits, instead of a Hollywood horror”. So never give up and keep on writing SasuNaru fanfics. We can’t give up on them.

Naruto Shippuuden movie2 is finally out people, go see. I watched it and apart from some dumb scenes, it was pretty okay.

I took the SemeUke test. I'm thinking of taking the test for some Naruto characters. I'll do my best to pick answers judging by how they have reacted to things in the manga. Personally, I think Naruto is a badass uke and Sasuke is a don't fuck with me seme. It is so IC for them and they are a perfect match. The only uke for the don't fuck with me seme is the badass uke.

It turns out I was right in my opinion. If you doubt my results, redo the test for Naruto and Sasuke. Just remember to do it without bias and with proper understanding of the characters. Tell me if your result differs.

For Sasuke,

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

For Naruto,

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

For myself,

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

February 27, 2010

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Funnies by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,060 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ask the Horror Icons by GenericSpider reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask Freddy why he wears the sweater? Or Jason why he kept Freddy's head? Well you're in luck, cause I've captured several Horror movie Icons to answer whatever questions you have! R&R, or Hannible will eat a kitty.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,692 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/15/2007
Last Cross by Seto's Darkness reviews
A serial killer is on the loose and Naruto is sent to guard one of the possible targets, Sasuke. As KIRA's victims increase, Naruto discovers the lies that surround this case and that Sasuke is not who he seems to be… • SasuNaru AU • snexchange fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
These Letters to You by SalvaVeritate reviews
Please hold the applause. I know you’re not going to be surprised if you ever found a letter from me again, because you and I both know that the reason why you sent that letter was because you missed me.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Xtasis by Shirohane reviews
Extreme case of miscommunication makes Sasuke and Naruto engage in destructive love as Sasuke's insanity makes Naruto insane, too. Very dark. Rape, extreme violence, slight mentions of S&M. Not for those with a weak stomach.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fatal Curiosity by ethereal girl reviews
After Season 8. Coop is a little too curious for his own good. Contains Coop, Phoebe, Cole. This story has 2 different endings find out which you like more! COMPLETE
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Phoebe H., Cole T. - Complete
In Absentia by SalvaVeritate reviews
Didn't I once tell you that with our incessant need to further the boundaries of our perverse mindfucking, a day would come wherein we would eventually become the victims of our own game?
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Eternally Yours by Shirohane reviews
A tale of a fool, prince, and princess. The fool loved the princess, who loved the prince. The prince, in return, loved the fool, but all of their loves were not meant to be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by SalvaVeritate reviews
In the midst of salvaging her failing relationship with Sebastian, Annette witnesses something else.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,473 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
Stares, Glares and Hormones by NarutoSasuke4evr reviews
Bio:: [ SasuNaru ] [ One-shot ] Naruto is informing Sasuke about how he doesn’t like the looks he’s getting, but Sasuke doesn’t seem to get the hint. R for the f-word, i guess.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Femme Fatale by kerimack reviews
After Kathryns downfall she designs an elaborate revenge scheme against all who have hurt her. Twists and turns soon arise including a surprise no one saw coming! Multi-character POV. Please R&R.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,172 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003
Manchester Prep by kerimack reviews
Sequel to Summer In the Country. Kathryn and Sebastian are finishing their senior year at Manchester when a new student arrives to stir up trouble. Please R&R.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,476 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 10/18/2002
What Really Happened by kerimack reviews
COMPLETE. Want to know how the story really ended? Sebastian, Kathryn, and Annette tell you the real story of what happened after he gave her the journal. Please R&R.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,763 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2002 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Complete
No Happy Endings by kerimack reviews
Sequel to Something Different. Kathryn and Sebastian return to New York married and ready to wreak havoc but an old enemy has other plans. Please R&R.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002
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Two of a Kind reviews
Cruel Intentions with a magical twist. In order to save those he has sworn to protect, Blaine releases long suppressed magic from its bonds.S/K Alternate ending
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sebastian V., Kathryn M.
Someone Special
It is believed that a shinobi becomes stronger when one has a special person to protect but what if one could become more powerful by making oneself a special person to others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bonded Opposites reviews
A short drabble to celebrate the ying and yang relationship of Sasuke and Naruto. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
We were once friends reviews
A nice little poem fic written by my otouto. Please R&R we have a bet on this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things Orochi liked about Sasuke reviews
The things Orochimaru liked about Sasuke were the reasons why Sasuke would never be his vessel. The summary sucks but it's actually pretty good. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Pain had always played an important part in his development. Sasuke centric song fic using 'Pain' by Three Days Grace.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Unfaithful reviews
A.U. Sebastian and Annette are together but are having relationship troubles. Sebastian has never met Kathryn but meets her later on in the story. Experimental musical fic.K/S. Please R&R
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Cruel Intentions: A Disney Ending reviews
A Disney flavored alternate ending for Cruel Intentions using the Disney rules that guarantee a happy ending in every Disney movie. Please R&R
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Kathryn's Crucifix reviews
This was inspired by Kathryn’s line “I turn to God and he helps me through the problem”. Oneshot. Please read and review, I’m still trying to see if I have what it takes to be a fanfic writer.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Maybe it's Karma reviews
What goes around, comes around. Set after the events of the movie with a slight alternate ending. This is my first CI fic please read and review.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete