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Joined 12-31-07, id: 1458122, Profile Updated: 08-28-08
Author has written 10 stories for CSI: New York.

Hey, you know, I've just realized that I only watch shows in which the people have smart mouths, are witty, quick thinking and basically funny.

E.g. :


CSI: Miami

Top Gear




Whose Line Is It Anyway?

And the list goes on.

That little bit of information basically had no use at all, I just wrote it down to let you all see how sad I am!

I'm weird like that, I know.

By the way, does anyone get the feeling that whenever you look at an older version/ first couple of episodes of a CSI, it tends to look a bit dull and not have very much colour? CSI: NY was like that for the first few episodes, and then they cleaned the camera lens or something (Lol) and suddenly everything's much better and brighter?

It was the same with CSI, except it lasted for a whole couple of series, and it actually put me off watching it because it kinda makes it boring.

Director musta spilt his coffee over the lens.

Well, they've got some good soap and washed it off, and I've started watching it again. Although I have missed quite a lot.

That piece of my opinion wasn't supposed to have any use at all as well, so thank you for wasting your precious 2-4 minutes of your life reading my profile!

My Christmas Wish List:

5. I wish Season 6 of CSI: NY would hurry up and get on our screens. They left us on a cliffhanger! Only evils do that.

4. I wish people would stop writing gay/ lesbo stories on FanFiction. Jeez, if you hate them enough to make them gay don't watch/read it at all then!

3. I wish there were more Humor stories on FF. I am currently committed to contributing greatly to that wish, but one person is never enough.

2. I wish I owned CSI: NY.

1. I wish I had a Rikki shaped punch-bag (or the real person, I don't mind. Although you probably know who I prefer.) so I can punch it to shreds and then put the shreds in the shredder and then scoop up the shredded shreds (Argh tongue twisty) onto a dirty dustpan and then get the nearest horse/cow and put the shredded shreds under the horse/cow and then leave it there so it gets covered in poo and then put the smelly shredded shreds into an abandoned dustbin and then let it rot there for years and then when that dustbin rots I'll put it into another dustbin for it to rot and so on and so forth, so when the Earth dies, as a last will I will send those rotted remains of those shredded shreds of that BEEP Rikki to NASA and send it into space until the Universe finally shrinks into itself and I will let the Big Crunch do it's job.

If you can grant me those wishes I shall be eternally grateful. But I am known for setting difficult challenges, and this is no different, LOL!

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Blink and I'm Gone by IsBreaLiomCSI-NY reviews
SCRAPPED! AWFUL STORY! Danny/Lindsay... Set some stage after season 3, maybe 4. No particular spoilers. Not following season 5 or 6. Danny comes to Lindsay's for some 'innocent' pool and gets more than he bargained for. Only rated T to be safe.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Top Ten Lists by Michaela Martin reviews
I started making these in the M&M's thread over on TVdotcom. I figured they would be a big hit here. Hope you all like them. If you have any ideas for other ones let me know!
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Murder in an Alleyway by Elphena Lewis reviews
Just another murder in a New York City alleyway?
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Twister by Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Show reviews
Stella just wants to play Twister, Angell kicks ass at 20 questions, and Lindsay needs anger management classes. Onexshot.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Stella B. - Complete
Danny's New Rule by missEris reviews
A kiss for every sigh. Season 2 D/L fluff.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Danny Drinks by IsBreaLiomCSI-NY reviews
FIRST STORY! IT'S AWFUL, DON'T JUDGE ME! I don't have the heart to delete it... : Danny comes to the lab unexpectedly, much to Mac's amusment. Rated T cos I'm paranoid, nothing 'bad' happens.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Danny M. - Complete
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I Still Have To reviews
Danny, Lindsay and their daughter Catherine are in McDonald's. What does she find out about her Daddy's maturness? *Is that a word?* Very short, DL, Funny. Ish.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
CSI: NY Exposed! reviews
In CSI: NY... Exposed, we show what they don't show, so you get the full works with even more of the humor! Yes, that even means you get weird equations like: SiO2 s 4HF aq SiF4 g 2H2O l ... although I have no idea what that means. Enjoy!
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
Precious Family Tradition reviews
Danny shouldn't have left Montana. No pun intended. Now he gets the consequences of someone who isn't right for him. If you find it not funny, don't worry, I didn't either, and I'm the author.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
Marks And Sparks reviews
Mac tries to avoid the one holiday that he detests. He decides to visit his apartment - perhaps clean up a bit. Little does he know that, maybe, just maybe, this year could be different. Marks&Sparks. DL.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Mac T., Stella B.
Mac's Secret reviews
Stella, Danny and Lindsay finally find the place where Mac plays his beloved guitar. But when they ask him for his secret to a good singing voice, they get an astounding surprise! Oneshot - so don't go adding it to your STORY ALERT - & hints of DL. Obvs.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Mac T. - Complete
Supreme Pancake Cook! reviews
Number One in the Supreme Cooks Contest series. Danny and Lindsay fight it out - there can only be one Supreme Cook in the world of pancakes. But Stella has other plans... DL
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
FanFiction Is Discovered! reviews
Lindsay is bored. Lindsay has revelation. Lindsay checks it out. Lindsay is shocked. Lindsay drags Danny in. Both are shocked. DL, Humor. Oneshot. So don't go adding this to your Story Alert, like some stupid people did for my other stories...
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
The Final Episode reviews
Character death... but there is a twist the end. This story is for those of you who hate character death but have a burning curiosity. Pretty much all of you then. 'Humor and tragedy' you say? It can be done when I'm around! DL
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
A collection of songs that coincidentally have something to do with what I'm writing. WARNING: Cheesiness involved. Do not read if you are easily... embarrassed by cheesiness. Just read my Pen Name.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Is That Chocolate! reviews
Montana's drivin' 'im stark ravin' mad. So 'e goes visits 'er. BAD IDEA! Oneshot
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete