Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, and Twilight.
Hi peoples, welcome to my profile! Let the madness begin!
Here's some random stuff about myself:
Name: Call me Mikari!
Age: 17 and proud!
Hair: Shoulder-blade length, nothing extremely special (coughbrunettecough). Irritatingly wavy and slightly frizzy, so usually kept in a ponytail. Getting better with time (and excessive care).
Weight: Somehow I don't think that's for you to know. If you did find out, I'd have to kill you anyway. XD ...No seriously, if you asked me that face to face I'd smash your face in.
Personality: Sometimes cynical, sometimes optimistic, a total pyromaniac, too-smart-for-my-own-good, hyper, loud, random, wrathful, etc. Overall, it's hard to describe. It seems whenever I try, the traits are contradictory. Like I'll say I'm quiet, then turn right around and be as loud as a herd of elephants on steroids. Yep, my personality's about as stable as a house of cards built on sand. No joke. Did I tell you I like using similes and metaphors?
Likes/Loves: CHOCOLATE, sugar, caffeine (COKE FTW!), reading, science, latops, technology (and messing with it), a good fanfiction, anime, manga, and so on...
Hates/Dislikes: The boys at my school; Can anyone say STUPID? Your typical school 'populars', Sakura-Bashers (from Naruto), flamers (if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all)
I have a life; I simply choose to spend it online.
I don't need to get a life, I'm a gamer I got plenty of lives!
I ran with scissors and lived!
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
Life was easier when boys had cooties.
Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate!
I intend to live forever...so far so good.
Explain to me again why I need a boyfriend.
Pushing people off cliffs isn't funny... it's hilarious!
You’re wrong! Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong!
Moo, I'm a pig.
I don't need drugs I'm naturally retarded!
Love your enemies it annoys the crap out of 'em!
Be optimistic, all your enemies will one day die!
I spent Saturday night with my boyfriends Ben and Jerry.
I was going to take over the world when I got distracted by something sparkly.
/M/A/N/G/A/ my anti drug; cause when you addicted to manga how can you possibly afford drugs?
I'm worse than evil, I'm the author!
“Birds may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
“Some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. "
“There are no stupid questions, just alot of inquisitive idiots."
“It takes 43 muscles to frown 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit around with a stupid look on your face.”
"I've not lost my mind. I may misplace it every once and a while, but I always find it again. "
“Forgiveness is divine, but revenge is human nature."
"The band is metal in the way we have a lot of metal on our instruments, Gerard and I have quite alot on our belt buckles as well." -Mikey Way
“Have you paid attention to the media lately? Apparently you are at war because of the type of music you like?! Well, I'm here to say that you and I ain't fighting no bullshit f--ing war. But that does not mean you should take anybody's shit for being your self!" -Gerard Way
“Homophobia is Gay."-Frank Iero
"So many people treat you like a kid, so you might as well act like one and throw your T.V out a hotel window." -Gerard Way
“Be your self, don't ever take any ones shit and never let them take you alive." -Gerard Way
“You’re going to come across alot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if any one of those peoples calls you a name because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that motherf--, stick up your middle finger and scream 'F--K YOU!!'" -Gerard Way.
~Frank Iero - "Eww, is that a bug?'
Fan Number 1 - "No, I think it's a Sharpie mark."
Frank Iero - “No, it is a bug."
Fan Number 2 - " No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it on accident and it stayed on the picture. "
Frank Iero - “That’s gross" (Circles bug and writes 'Eww' on the paper.)~
~ Frank Iero - “Has Goldfinger ever seen any mooses?"
Mikey Way - “That’s not the plural of moose, it's 'moosi'"
Gerard Way - “F--k off, its meese."
Frank Iero - “Has goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing upon him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren’t small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyways?" ~
“I just rolled up the window, I couldn't think of anything else to do. Phew, I'm safe from the .375 gun now that I’ve rolled up the f--ing window." - Bob Bryer
~“Don’t you wish you could put chocolate on pizza?” –Remy (my BFF)
“It’s not that you can’t put chocolate on pizza, it’s the fact that it wouldn’t taste good.” –Rachael (other BFF)
-Remy takes a piece of dark chocolate and puts it on pizza-
"Ahahahahahahahahahaa! Ahahahahaha! It's melting!" -Remy~
'“We don’t hope things happen. We make them.”' Sakura from Skyward's story, Her Father's Daughter
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
-- Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-- Mark Twain
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple
While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, "Times are kind of tough." He also pointed out that Bill Gates is kind of rich, that water is kind of wet, and that Elvis is kind of dead.
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare.
It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
"Did I ever mention how much I hate you all?"-Naruto Abridged
"I got a chicken! I'm going to call you clucky!"-Naruto Abridged
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. -Larry Hardiman
Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to. -Jay Leno
“Falsehood is easy, truth so difficult…” -George el
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Just so the world can wonder how you did it.
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when I see footprints on the moon.
What happens when you're scared half to death twice?
When life gives you lemons find some annoying kid with a scratch.
Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
A smart man covers his ass; a wise man keeps his pants on.
Intelligence is like underwear. Everyone should have it, but they shouldn't show it off.
Carpe Diem-Seize the day. Carp in Denim-There's a fish in my pants!
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
How do the skittle company people know what the rainbow taste like?
Crime doesn't pay. . .does that mean my job is a crime?!
Do you know how many holes there could be if people just took the time to get the dirt out of them?
If a book of failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If your clone kills you isn't that suicide?
Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid someone's going to clean them?
-Sakura Haruno (Naruto) when she's portrayed as strong. I HATE the pre-time skip Sakura with a passion, and currently I'm working on an AU story where she's completely different. It's going to (hopefully) follow the whole Naruto storyline, with obvious differences. Overall, though, things will mostly go the same way. Also, I absolutely LOVE Shippuden Sakura; I cracked up and fell off my chair during the scene with the second bell test, where she hits the ground and it explodes. Kakashi's face was PRICELESS!
-Sabaku no Gaara (Naruto) who never fails to make me smile, no matter what he may be doing. Of course, the type of smile differs depending on what action he is completing. I grin evilly when he kills, maims, and injures, smile like a fangirl when he's portrayed as a child, and smirk happily when he's paired with a reluctant Sakura and he stubbornly (and bluntly) makes her his. As twisted a character as he is, I still love him like the panda he is somewhere inside. Way down there. Which reminds me, the song I've always felt would be his theme song is Numb, by Linkin Park. Check it out!
-Tenten (Naruto), even though I don't read stories centered on her. Still, her personality is awesome, and I believe that her and I would be good friends if we met. I am not quite as obsessed as she is with sharp objects, but they're always intrigued me enough that I know we'd definitely get along. Also, she's the only girl pre-time skip that I had real respect for, since she actually focused on getting stronger as opposed to being a mindless fangirl. She's got my props, that's for sure.
-Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club), whose blunt sincerity with others is so darn endearing. Her and I share the same aversion to fighting, though I feel that I'd probably fight back a little quicker than she would. Still, the way she can deal with all of the hosts so easily, do all of the chores at her house, and keep up with all of her schoolwork has me seriously giving her her props.
-Kagome Higarashi (Inuyasha) is definitely not my favorite female main character, as sometimes her helplessness irritates me. At times, the way she whines and cries over things (coughInuyashacough) makes me want to smack some sense into her. Still, she has her moments, and those moments have been enough to get her on my list, so she's not that bad.
-Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket) used to be my favorite character, but has fallen in rank a little because of her absolute helplessness. I know it makes her who she is, though, and her character still holds a high place in my favorites. If you ask me, there aren't enough fanfiction available where she really shines.
-Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin (OHSHC) are just too damn funny to not have a spot. They're so evil that they're irresistable. The way they can be carrying out a 'brotherly love' act one second, then just as spontaneously be cold and cut off from the world gives them life. Also, when reading about their antics, who can help but grin? I know several times I've gotten weird looks for doing so, but it's just plain impossible to not smile.
-Itachi Uchiha (Naruto) is one of my FAVORITE male characters, even though he's an evil ice-bastard in the manga/anime. Still, once I read a couple good fanfictions (Like Loophole by leafygirl, READ IT), it became impossible for me to dislike him. Quite frankly, a lot of times I like him more than his little brother, even in the canon fics where he's the antagonist. He - excuse the horrible name pun - weaselled his way into my favor at some point, and ever since I've been hopelessly caught.
-Deidara (Naruto) had no last name as far as I know, though I never actually saw/read the anime/manga chapters he's in. Obviously I know what happens to some extent, but a lot of what I've built Deidara's personality on is what I've read. No matter how he's displayed, though, somehow I can't help but love the blonde. Maybe it's the fact that we both like to blow things up - and grin sadistically while doing so - or the fact that we both lie under the category of 'stupid smart people' to some extent, but I always grin when he shows up in a story I'm reading.
-Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto, thought that's a little obvious...) is a character I will never ever be able to hate. No matter how bad he is, or what he does to another character (even Sakura, which is saying something) I just can't hate him. I try when he's evil, but then a picture of him with the goofy grin on pops into my head, and then all I want to do is hug him. Yes, I know I'm pathetic.
-Kakashi Hatake (Naruto) is just totally awesome. And, may I add, HOT! ...Yeah, so he's like 27, but WHO CARES?! I don't...and KakaSaku owns when well-written, so who cares about age? Kakashi is just so funny in the canon story, and hilarious in fanfictions. His whole personality is indescribably awesome. Kakashi's past made me cry, and my respect for him is off the charts. Seriously, do you people realize how much crap he's gone through!? Besides, don't you just get the urge to play with his hair and figure out how the heck it stands up like that? It's like Inuyasha's ears or Sesshomaru's fluffy scarf-thing; the urge to just pet it is irresistible!
-There are about a million others I'll end up adding, but I'm tired of doing this at the moment, so it's time to move on!
-Sakura/Just about Everyone, including MultiSaku. MultiSaku is my newest obsession, but overall I like any male being possessive of Saku-chan. When it comes to Sakura stories, I like them to be more Saku-centric than romantic.
-Haruhi/Any Host, though I found Kyoya/Haruhi a little awkward at first for some reason.
-Kagome/Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Miroku, or Bankotsu (...Isn't that like every male except Naraku?). As long as the story's good enough, any of these pairings are good in my eyes.
-Tohru/Hatsuharu, no matter how few examples of fanfiction there are for the pairing. The story Picture Perfect had me hooked, and since then I've devoured all of the few available fics like a starved pack of hyenas. If you know of any other good ones, TELL ME!!
-Superchick!! An awesome band for girls. Just listen to Anthem, and you'll see what I mean. My favorite songs are Anthem, One Girl Revolution, Suddenly, Beauty from Pain, Stand in the Rain, and Me Against the World. Seriously, check them out.
-PARAMORE!! Wonderful band, Haley (the main singer) has an awesome voice, and the songs are just amazing.
-Linkin Park, no matter how emo they can seem.
-Avril Lavigne, though recently I've been much more into Paramore. Still, some of her songs rock, and I may or may not make songfics for a few of them (after I finish all of my other in-progress stories!)
-Pink! (or P!nk) Stupid Girls is one of my favorite songs by her, and (in my opinion) my best songfic. Scroll down and check it out!
-Nickelback, a great band with the best songs. Don't believe me? Listen to Animals, Rockstar, Side of a Bullet, Follow you Home, and Next Contestant.
-Billy Joel, an older singer that I can thank my dad for getting me hooked to. My favorite's We Didn't Start the Fire - cookies to anyone who knows the lyrics by heart (coughmecough)!
-Bon Jovi, another older singer, this time an addiction thanks to my mom. I like most of his songs, but some of my favorites are It's My Life, Have a Nice Day, Bounce, and Everyday.
-Katy Perry, whose songs have an attitude that can't be beat. Once I heard I Kissed A Girl I was obsessed, and Ur So Gay and Hot N' Cold just strengthened the obsession.
-Thousand Foot Krutch, another great band whose songs always make me think of Deidara, and how if he existed their genre would be what he'd sing. -Imagines Deidara in rocker clothes- Yum...
-My Chemical Romance; seriously, listen to 'Teenagers' and if you don't find amusement in it, tell me and I will personally slap you across the face. A great band.
-Taylor Swift, though her songs can be a little mushy for my tastes. My main love is Picture To Burn; just listen to it, and you'll understand why I find great amusement in it.
-Skillet, with Whispers in the Dark and Those Nights, two of the most awesome potential-Naruto-songfic songs ever.
-Karin (Naruto), no matter how close to human a few make her. Some I manage to like her a little, as long as she isn't interfering with Sakura's life like the bitch she's most often portrayed as. Her hairdo is stupid, and the only person red hair suits is Gaara.
-Any character who even dares to get in Sakura's way, hurt her, or belittle her. Seriously, one wrong word and I'll open a can of whoop-ass on anyone!
-Kikyo (Inuyasha), the clay bitch getting in the way of Kagome ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME! I seriously hate her, no matter how she's portrayed.
7/28/08 - FIRST STORY UP! Mwahaha! Please read it, especially if you like the band Paramore and/or the song Let the Flames Begin.
8/25/08 - More stories! Stupid Girls by Pink I posted a while ago, and I'm currently working on Getting the Guy, a medley of Paramore songs. Also, just made a fluffy oneshot! Check them out!
10/12/08 - It's been a while!! I've posted a lot of stuff since my last update. Getting the Guy is finally done, and I posted two songfic one-shots; Die Another Day and Beauty from Pain. Please read!
10/17/08 - Watch the Naruto Abridged Series. It is seriously fucking hilarious! Despite their blatant Sakura-bashing that is...Still. Watch it or I will sick Gaara of the Funk on you!!
12/20/08 - Finally another update! I've forgotten to add updates in a while, but I just added another NaruSaku drabble. Check it out; reviews make me happy! (P.S. Happy Holidays!!)
1/1/09 - Wow, it's January already! I posted another drabble today, but what I really want to mention is...
SOMEONE GOT FF.NET TO ADD AN AKATSUKI CHARACTER SLOT!! SQUEEE!! -happy dance-
So everyone, get to work and add some AkatSaku fics to the archive!! Or I'll sick Kyuubi on you!!
1/7/09 - Another drabble -- this time SasuSaku! Don't expect fluff, though -- it's pretty melancholy.
11/14/11 - On my profile for the first time in almost three years! I miss writing. If I can get something down, I'm hoping to bang out some new stories. We'll see!
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