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Easy ways to tell when a story blows:
1. If the summary contains nothing but questions.
2. If the word "bashing" appears at any point.
3. If the title is not capitalized.
4. If the summary possesses no capitalization.
5. If the summary lacks grammar.
6. If any characters name is misspelled.
7. If the main character is super powerful, every male ignores that, and every female jumps him. Reverse for female main.
8. If ten billion kage bunshin are used as a learning tool.
9. If every character other than the main and the love interest couldn't figure out how to breathe without reminders.
10. If every character other than the main and the love interest spends their screen time making stupid plans to portray themselves as soulless monsters/assholes.
11. If the author consistently cannot be bothered to capitalize all proper nouns.
12. If the author utterly rebukes attempts to help them.
13. If any and/or all characters are completely out of character without solid, long, thought out story arcs to explain the gradual shift.
14. If a character is so different that the only thing tying them to the original is a name.
15. If there is nothing tying the character to the original except for Word of God.
16. If more than two paragraphs are used in opening and closing authors notes for clarification needed in story. Such a thing belongs IN the story, not after the chapter ends.
17. If the first authors notes contain something to the effect of 'don't like don't read' in regards to their skill at creative writing. Warnings for content are fine.
18. If the first chapter makes any character strong enough to slap The Dragon.
19. If The First Law of Fanfiction is broken.
20. If a mentor swoops in from nowhere and creates a Badass in a few months/years where it would take years/decades to reach average level.
21. If at any point a horrible childhood is used as an excuse for anything except for the use of traumatic outbursts.
22. If the author simply cannot deviate from said/asked even when the dialogue demands it. Murmured is not Said. Screamed is not Said. Gently whispered directly into their ear is not said.
23. If, while conversing, a character is not shown to do anything but talk. No facial change. No use of hands to illustrate a point. No nervous fidgeting.
24. If the entire story can be summed up as
"Statement," Character A said.
"Question?" Character B asked.
That's a script, Not a story.
25. If a major character is given no background.
26. If the background of a major character is never used.
27. If the main character does nothing but whine about life. Tragedy Hurt/Comfort and Angst are understandable, WHEN done right. Most people here do not have the experience to pull them off realistically.
28. If every character, despite having been born decades apart, in separate cultures, have the exact same speech pattern if not accent.
29. If the author flaunts major divergences from intrinsic Cannon lore without so much as a warning. i.e. Shadow clones take a set amount of power each instead of an equal division between the creator and the clones.
30. If any character suddenly decides to hate their loved ones and jump into bed with GenericHotFemale23 with no discernible buildup or reasoning. If love potions/mindcontrol/impersonation are involved, kudos to you for a plot twist. That said, at some point you must at least show that the character is indeed acting wrong and that you are, in fact, not a horrible author.
31. If the author refuses to use proper conjugation. Ill is not the same as I'll
32. If the author does not acknowledge improper uses of homonyms. Redread wherewear
33. If the author uses weary, an expression denoting fatigue, in place of wary, an expression denoting suspicion or caution.
I'm going to stop here because it's getting pathetic how fast I'm pumping these out.


I pray to Elena my soul to keep,

Kiss my mind and lay me to sleep.


Petition for "No Yaoi/Yuri" filters

The funny thing about fanfiction, is that fanfiction begets more fanfiction.

The quality of those tales sparks inspiration in the hearts and minds of those who read, and glimpse not just what the author wanted to say, but a few answers welling up from the hidden recesses of their own souls.

Bad fanfiction is every bit the killer of inspiration and spark as good fanfiction is the fertilizer of more tales.

It is with a heavy heart that I admit that my joy in fanfiction has been stifled, stunted, and outright strangled by the vast majority of the fiction being propagated.

Personally, there are things I just don't want to see.

The fact that Naruto-Sasuke is the single most popular pairing of ANY sort in Naruto fanfiction is one of them.

The real trouble, of course, is the filters. The filters can search for what you want- but they can't exclude what you DON'T.

I intensely wish there was a means by which to eliminate yaoi from your search results, because frankly, of all pairings I can encounter I most especially don't want to imagine two boys- especially prepubescent boys, which is traversing the distance from merely unpleasant to down right perverse and reprehensible, in my mind- becoming sexually involved with one another. And I say this because it just DOESN'T appeal to me. And so when I start leafing through the fics on the front page, it becomes increasingly apparent that ff dot net is not losing, but has completely LOST the war against lemon fics, considering how many of them openly proclaim Yaoi and Lemon in the descriptors.

So work with us here- please, for the love of writing, PLEASE add a filter that excludes Yaoi. For the love of GOD.

Or else, all the good writers who don't write yaoi are going to leave- and there are a lot more GOOD writers who WON'T write yaoi, then there are who DO.

If you agree with this rant, copy and paste this into your profile- and email a complaint to ff dot net regarding the lack of so necessary a tool.

Signed, AXENOME and, Techpriest of Tzeentch


Flame Drake

In the war between good and evil, types take the side of the noble and good.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon tends to do things by the book.
As far as magical tendencies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Despite their imposing appearance, Flame Drakes are the guardians of good and make powerful and trust able allies. Their primary breath weapon is huge spray of molten lava.

The Flame Drake, as it's name implies, appears as a towering, living flame in the form of a dragon. Flame Drakes also radiate high levels of heat, and have a tendency to make melt and burn things for a 20 foot radius about their body.


And now, for a great quote.

He's so badass, angels follow him around with electric guitars.Andrenaveed, youtube.


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An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,006 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 5/12/2012
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 574,975 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 145,475 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Princess Heritage by NightMyst reviews
Kaolla Su avoids her heritage as a Princess of Molmol by escaping to the Hinata Inn. That is, until Keitaro and Kanako help her realize it was probably what she really wanted all along.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 237,022 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Keitaro U., Kanako U.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 3,620 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. AU from age 7 to 7th year. H/G/L soul bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,813 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Warp is Calm by LordsFire reviews
On Mindoir, John Shepard saw death for the first time. In the Calixis Sector, Lord Inquisitor Khan found that those in power value their own power over the Truth. With one lauded a hero, the other driven into exile a galaxy away, both will attempt to find a cure to the ills that plague all civilizations. And fight a race of genocidal machines and their pawns in the process.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,177 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Inquisition, Shepard (M)
Monsters of the Wilds by gabriel blessing reviews
Song Jae Gu was a bitter young man when he met her, the girl in snake skin boots. It was a meeting that would shape his life. And many years later, the girls of the Wilds would meet him as well. Him and the Monster Lord beside him. It was probably the strangest meeting the Queen would ever have too. But whether the most important meeting was Jae Gu or Alice, well, that's a mystery
Crossover - Misc. Games & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,466 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Girls of the Wild's/소녀더와일즈
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist by gabriel blessing reviews
Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 93,099 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,727 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Fly Me To The Moon by Dark Knight Gafgar reviews
"Abusing the Tsundere Kinetic Launch System for fun and profit!" - Motto of Project Home Run of the Molmol Space Program
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Keitaro U., Kaolla S. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 359 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Wizard and Zanpakuto by Oreramar reviews
While fighting Aizen, Ichigo makes a sacrifice, becoming a zanpakuto. When he survived the killing curse, Harry's soul was disconnected from his body, becoming a shinigami. Every sword needs a wielder. Every warrior needs a sword.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,154 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,504 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M.
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
Love at First Bite by ToastedPine reviews
[Not a vampire story] Ranma follows his stomach to develop the art, and it leads him to the kitchen of one Kasumi Tendo.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Ranma, Kasumi
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Death's Rage by Slicerness reviews
My take on the reptilia28 challenge. There's no office, no repeated deaths, and certainly no blame pushed Harry's way, but Death is still murderous with the way things are going.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 663 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Homemaking Dilemma by Romantic Silence reviews
After the war, Harry Potter was expected to achieve even grander things. Against everyone's expectations, Harry decided to become a househusband.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Light Up the Darkness by LionsFan reviews
It doesn’t matter that I love him, or that I am the only being he has ever loved in return. To the rest of the world, he is the darkest wizard to have ever lived." Female!Harry, HP/LV TMR , AU, rated M just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,001 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fire of the Fox by BullardCR reviews
When an ANBU quits running from his past, he makes a choice which will impact the Rookie Nine forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 5,094 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything and Nothing by The Sage of Toads reviews
A story literally told a thousand times by now. Louise summons a different familiar, but the fun is guessing what the twist is!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,989 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Louise
What Everyone Missed by chelseyb reviews
Sometimes no one sees what's right in front of them. Various characters discover & react to a certain surprising relationship. Used to be a oneshot called "What Remus Expected." A series of related oneshots. Rating for implied sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Abbendis by Sub-Zero879 reviews
High General Brigitte Abbendis. Just another tale of tragedy in Azeroth's long history. But with the warning of the Dreadlord by a passing warlock, how much might the fate of the Scarlet Crusade be altered under its last living "good" founder?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,601 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Human, Brigitte Abbendis - Complete
Parseltongue Lets Me Talk To WHAT? by Tezza1502 reviews
WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Amongst the ferocious felines by Darklooshkin reviews
Surprise! Harry and Hermione become Cat People! Follow the dynamic duo as they... well... freak the hell out and try to deal with now being a totally different species. Challenge answer to Whitetigerwolf's polyjuice cat challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Birth of Bardic Magic by Bard of the Glade reviews
Magic is everywhere. It is the energy that makes up all life and controls the very elements themselves. Magic is alive, a creature untamed, a savage beast. Well, we know what they say about beasts and music.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Terran Protoss and Zerg oh my by BabLe7 reviews
What if the Kyuubi's seal made naruto unable to use regular chakra but instead made him a savant with elemental chakra. What would happen if Orochimaru used a seal other than the gogyo fuuin on Naruto in the Forest of death? Naruto Starcraft crossover. INDEFINITE HIATUS. CHECK PAGE FOR REASONS.
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sarah K., Naruto U.
The Dark and Misunderstood by kylekatarn77 reviews
What if the balance was not as it seemed? What if the darkness was not truly wicked? And what if the light…wasn't as pure as we think? Prepare to see how high darkness can fly...and how far the light can fall. Deep stuff! Major NaruHina, some others too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 215,679 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reverse the Pendulum by adrien skywalker reviews
Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ichigo K.
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 3,042 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Naruto, The Bloody Maelstrom by Hector Enix reviews
Naruto awakens the King of Hell in the Forest of Death, and in order to save his life, makes a pact with him. Watch as he forges his path as the vessel for Blood Hounduar; Watch the rise of the Bloody Maelstrom. Naru/Kin. On Hold for awhile. Sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,259 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 6,015 - Follows: 1,144 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Light's Last Gasp by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Based on MrWriterWriter's challenge What Else is in the Scroll, Naruto, during the scroll incident forsakes the Shadow Clone Technique in favor of what looks to be a dragon's egg. What will happen to the blond when what hatches is not what he expected?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,426 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Thyatira reviews
Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Eventual femslash, because I hate you. Also a lock-fic, because I really hate you.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,362 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ranma, Naruko U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.
GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS! by LordsFire reviews
Long ago in a distant land, a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR rode forth to oppose evil, wielding GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS! Warning, contains CRACK. And should be voiced by NORIO WAKAMOTO!
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ranma
The Uzumaki Tag Company by Alastor Maelgwyn reviews
Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Master of Death by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
All it took were several rash words to Fate, and Harry Potter gets spirited away to where souls go when they die. He seeks to change the world. Unfortunately, this goal makes Horcrux hunting look like a year-long camping trip. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,828 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., R. Unohana - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
A Frustrated Irishman by Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nymphadora Tonks & the Secret Admirer by chelseyb reviews
When Nymphadora Tonks starts receiving mysterious letters and gifts, she has a choice to make: her oblivious crush or the stranger trying to woo her. Post-war. Oneshot. Rating for blatant sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Heir of the TalonMaster by LoPe21 reviews
A Night Lord's Space marine arrives in the naruto-verse. His coming heralds the dawn of new age. The shadow of the Talon-Master falls upon Naruto. Warhammer 40K/Naruto Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,986 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
To Live Forever by Psudocode Samurai reviews
After Naruto is removed from the orphanage he finds his way back to a refuge he had found years before, a place that holds secrets as old as Sage of Six Paths himself. A tomb that bares an ancient history, and a future for a boy left alone. Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Temari
Scion of Zero by Arthur Hansen reviews
Louise always gets the worst luck with her familiar. What's with this strange girl who claims to fight giants and was summoned from a fantastical realm?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Scion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 119,224 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Louise
A Still More Glorious Dawn Awaits by Guardian Box reviews
Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière overdoes the summoning ritual. Instead of casting her intent across the void, she throws the entirety of her mind. Through the turbulent seas of emotions she drifts, until she's brought before a God.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 187 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Louise
Aria of the Moonless Night by Hector Enix reviews
After accidentally waking up the No-Life King and offering him a way out of his eternal life, Naruto finds himself as the new No-Life King. As it turns out, Shinobi and Vampires have a lot in common. Semi-Dark, Vampire, super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,919 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Homecoming by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fallen from grace, neither human nor Angel, the so-called Prince of Darkness makes his return to Earth at last. R&R please.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Shinji I.
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,533 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Madness Does Not Always Howl by Khaleda reviews
Remember that saying, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…?" Imagine that fury coming from an honest-to-god, demon-woman. Even the boogie man checks his closet for my ex before he goes to bed. JinxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,343 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
Lovehammer: The Scattering of Serenity by Charles Bhepin reviews
Simple concept: Usagi Tsukino as raised by the God-Emperor of Man. Stuff happens and things change for two universes.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010
Stranger in a Strange World by MeatBomb reviews
Tsukune Aono: not human, but not a monster, either. Does he pretend to be human? Pretend to be a monster pretending to be human, pretending to be a monster? What? - Final chapter is now up. That's a wrap!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,490 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Tsukune A., Kurumu K. - Complete
Master and Apprentice by Tyrant of the East reviews
The common man is like a worm in the gut of a corpse, trapped inside a prison of cold flesh, helpless and uncaring, unaware even of the inevitability of its own doom... But some... Some have the ability to see beyond this prison. All they need is guidance
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P.
A Different Kind of Immortality by Legendary Legacy reviews
Not all forms of Immortality are created equal. Unfortunately for Keitaro, he's ended up with one of the more...frustrating kinds.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Keitaro U.
Peals of Thunder by Novus Ars reviews
AU:female Harry Story whose future is being determined now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,154 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P.
Redemption & Salvation by QuickBen reviews
Response to Jon3776's challenge, Redemption of the Black Sisters. Seven Ladies of Darkness, Seven Ladies of Light will be the sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Warlord by deconneur reviews
Post HBP. Harry somehow accomplished is destiny, but died. Landing in an other world, where he is 6, have siblings & parents, a world that knows nothing of the horrors of war, he tries to make a difference, but which one?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,279 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 5,990 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Rise of the ScienceNin by uo-chou reviews
Sarutobi doesn't know what to do with Naruto after Minato's sacrifice. With a vocal minority calling for the child's death, he sends the boy to be raised by an old friend from Snow Country. Chakra Armor, Technology, and an unstoppable Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7607 - Favs: 12,532 - Follows: 5,713 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Makai no Yajuu by The Greatest of These is Love reviews
Naruto is abandoned after the fight with Zabuza in Land of the Waves. He will grow stonger under the wing of Momochi Zabuza and the benefits of a deal between Kyuubi and the Shinigami himself. Watch him become the Makai no Yajuu. Naru/Hana ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,864 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U., Hana I.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Terra Incognita by Esus927 reviews
Uchiha Madara, tired of the corruption of the Elemental Countries, decides to take his grandson, Namikaze Naruto, to another world. Anko/Naruto/Su Li
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Su L., Naruto U.
The Ancient Father by The Fanfic Stealer reviews
Even for a superpowered Naruto-fic, this may have been a bit too much... Meet the Ancient Father, Naruto, progenitor of the Human Race. The rewrite of Blessed of Yggdrasil. Fem!Bijuu, Fem!Jinchuuriki, NaruMassiveHarem, Superpowered!Genius!Eccentric!Naruto
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Naruto U.
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
The Belladonna and the Sage by Captive Crimson reviews
With his own world now in tatters, young Naruto Uzumaki must use the curse he gained from Madara in order to find a new home. With the help of a pale green goddess, Naruto will be king of Gotham.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Pamela I., Naruto U.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
The Incarnation of Fire by Persnikitty reviews
One of Kyuubi’s many titles was the Incarnation of Fire, but this was far more than just a title, it was also a job description. When Kyuubi goes missing, Naruto is called upon to pick up the mantle, whether he wants to or not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,038 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Naruto U.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,177 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Formal Declaration by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A little scenario I was inspired to write.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Last Judgment by tofu-melon reviews
/DNHPxover/ Harry Potter, defeated by Voldemort, is lost and found in Winchester. Picked up by a strange muggle with an equally strange orphanage, he is reborn to the world as a simple muggle detective: L.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,109 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P., L
No One Knows Me Like You Do by Norri reviews
H/K End up in Kamakura at the age of 6, Harry is not worried. He can protect himself. The interesting girl with horns doesn’t seems to be able to though… Kaede/Lucy always knew she was different, Now if she can just prove that to the new boy at orphanage…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,609 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Lucy / Nyu
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 681 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Breathless by hawker-748 reviews
It started with a phone call...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Naruto of the Mirage by Nightblade888 reviews
When Naruto finds the body of Uchiha Shisui and is attacked by Itachi, how will his life change? Finding his family and discovering his bloodline, what other changes await? [I don't own Naruto or BLEACH or any of the characters.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,389 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2006
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 533 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Armies of the Dark Future by gmgurp666 reviews
A wise man once said that 40K can add Awesome to anything, even the most spineless wimp in amine. I decided to see if he was right by applying it to Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Naruto: The Legendary Shinobi by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Since the First Great Ninja War, kunoichi have proved themselves to be superior than shinobi. So in a modern all-kunoichi Konoha, Naruto will rise as a man amongst women and prove to the world that 'badass' is not sexist. NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Deaths of Kishimoto by King Hawke reviews
Kishimoto dared to kill Hinata, the love of so many fans such as myself. In this oneshot, he got a small portion of what he deserves! Completed until further notice, but probably fully completed for good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Open Door by Academia Nut reviews
There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 230,404 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Naruto: Alien by IncandescentOne reviews
While looking for Tora Naruto is attacked by a facehugger. When he wakes up he's changed a bit. AVP game Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 448 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 439,010 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 352 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deep Cover by demonicnargles reviews
He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Amongst the Dead by The Fanfic Stealer reviews
Permanant Hiatus. Sorry! AU from year 2 onward. Harry dies... then comes back. As a superpowerful lycanvampire hybrid. Uber! Better summary in my profile. Massive crossover, though Harry Potter is the main one. HarryXShinobu, MichaelXSelene
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,816 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the BoyWhoLived by Seel'vor reviews
On that fateful night, Halloween, 1981, Voldemort was defeated by the BWL, Andrew Potter. What happened to Harry? He became... something else. H/Hr/G. Rating for language and implied situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,012 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beautiful World by DigiFruit reviews
With Naruto gone on his training journey with Jiraiya, Sakura finds that she's falling deeper and deeper into darkness without his cheerful presence. So she tries to figure out how he was able to see such a beautiful world, when all she saw is an ugly one
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Revenge of the Fox by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
AU Orochimaru offers seven year old Naruto a chance to not be hated. He accepts and joins the Snake Sannin and The Land of Sound. Dark Naruto fic. rating may change. Main pairing NaruTayu. A/N: This story is done! Working on Sequel!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
How To Make A Really Bad Dragon Ball Z Fanfic by Ryomi reviews
*MORE ADDED* Tired of reading bad fic after bad fic? Now you can write your own! Just follow this step-by-step guide to the worst of the fanfictional world and you'll be writing so poorly you'll be proud!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/23/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta
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