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Our Edward,

Who art in Forks,
Hallowed by they sparkles.
Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast,
Our Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into tempatation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
Forever and ever.
A-Edward.

Things I learned from Twilight!

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

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Chasing Mr X by Ashabagawa reviews
The team are reunited again when Arthur recieves a letter from the mysterious Mr X, claiming to have their best interests at heart. However, things quickly turn ugly as the team fight for their lives in the most terrifying realm of all: the real world.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,808 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Series of Incidents Involving Sledgehammers by Ashabagawa reviews
After bouncing off the windscreen of a van, Troy Bolton is trying to re-build his life. Unfortunately, a group of amateaur terrorists have got other ideas...
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Troy B., Chad D.
Mail Fail by cruiscin lan reviews
Finn and Brittany have awkward accidental sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Finn H.
Starved by ChanelBel7887 reviews
Bella Swan is only too aware of her unremarkable life. When she turns to anorexia trying to grasp hold of some control will Edward Cullen be able to save her? How will Bella react when she finds out Edward has been Keeping a secret of his own?BPOV,REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,463 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
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