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Joined 12-31-07, id: 1458696, Profile Updated: 02-11-11
Author has written 8 stories for Legend of Zelda, Elder Scroll series, Fable, and Dragon Age.

So I've been gone for a while. As a young writer things like school, friends and sports have really gotten in the way of my writing. But now I'm back and will hopefully be adding a lot of new stuff as well as re-writing some old stories!

Thanks for visiting my profile and please enjoy my stories.

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Eden, My Deadly by Thalassa'sMermaid reviews
Previously Me, Lolita, but with new edits coming soon and deleted scenes, also on A03. SS/HG A forbidden romance, and a heartbreaking love. Severus and Hermione must overcome the odds as the War wages on, and life at Hogwarts will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Love or Blood by GothicRose18 reviews
A thief gets caught stealing within castle Skingrad. The punishment is death but Count Janus Hassildor spares her life. She becomes his newest servant and an odd little companion. But when feelings begin to bloom between the two, will they give the Count happiness or torture his poor soul further? Janus.H/OC/L.L
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 212,417 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Lucien L., Vicente V., Count J. Hassildor, OC
Darth Vader's 30th Anniversary Surprise by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
In celebration of the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, I present my first Star Wars fanfic. Darth Vader is enjoying a pleasant reading night on the second, still constructed Death Star, when Emperor Palpatine orders him to do a special request...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Tipping Your Hand by D Veleniet reviews
After the TARDIS goes wonky and snags the Doctor, he needs Clara to free him. As the situation becomes increasingly more awkward, Clara discovers there actually ARE things she can't handle...even if she has to. But can she keep her poker face? Based on the "Unlikely Lines from Doctor Who" challenge and set in between "Mummy on the Orient Express" and "Flatline."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
One Timeless Choice by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
Sequel to One Timeless Chance. The fabric of time is delicate, intricate and intertwined. Just how much of Time's tapestry must Hermione Evans destroy before she can can weave her own? TR/HG A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,976 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Foggy London by BlooMist reviews
John gets home after a very nasty day and finds Sherlock particularly moody. After almost a week without decent sleep, John starts to question himself about some weird, lusty feelings towards the world's only Consulting Detective.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,276 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Rest by SkyKissed reviews
After years of careful planning, things are coming to an end. In a few hours, they will be free to rest. Bane/Talia
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul - Complete
Victory by tiedwithblackribbon reviews
Erik ruins the lovers' plans as he takes Christine down to the depths of the opera for the last time.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,119 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Consulting criminal by Kittyloveskatten reviews
Have you ever heard of the term? Because I sure haven't.Those were the thoughts that crossed my mind the first time he needed my help. Or perhaps it was I, who needed his help. Moriarty/Moran BBC 2010
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
burn this world it's ours anyway by evilexboyfriend reviews
If James Moriarty can burn men down, he can build them up, too, but Sebastian Moran isn't his Frankenstein's monster, because although Jim's role may be the creator, he's more monster than man, himself.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Adaptability by Dinogeek reviews
Mycroft knew he should have been shocked by Sherlock apologizing for being tired after forty hours awake, but it wasn't surprising... Mycroft comes to pick Sherlock up after a bad day of school. Kidfic, five year old Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Keeping secrets by Clemzee reviews
Sherlock is ten years old when he finds out his father is having an affair. Basically young!Sherlock, teenager!Mycroft, Mummy and family trouble.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Long Cool Man in a Black Cloak by wandlorean reviews
Severus Snape always liked black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Ravages of Eternity by sariane reviews
The Master reluctantly agrees to help the Doctor on a desperate quest to stop the End of Time. Together, they travel across the stars one final time in a twisted truce that strains them both and crosses old boundaries. Slash. Doctor/Master. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,754 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Drunken Thoughts by HappyHowler4myLuver reviews
Haymitch speaks with the bartender one night, and the next, and the next. Let the recollections and regretting begin. *Collection of one-shots. Rated M for Haymitch's thoughts. Post Mockingjay*
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Haymitch A.
First Impressions by sisterstyx reviews
Blonde. When the Doctor sees his daughter for the first time, it's what strikes him the most.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
The Wrong Time by hellainsocks reviews
Out of time, out of mind. No, not really. Slash. AU? Only if you can prove it. Written for Dear. Dark. Destiny's 2nd Annual Romance Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ending It: How I Got These Scars by Ash M. Knight reviews
A graphic depiction of what happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object. The Joker's name in this fic is Jack. Batman/Joker Slash. Warning: Extreme violence/rape.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 11,630 - Follows: 1,342 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shame by Saerwen Tabris reviews
ist person POV about the death of Hawkes mother. Complete short oneshot, reviews welcomed.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M) - Complete
Sun Blond Vint by Fluidfyre reviews
Marian Hawke and Varric Tethras had an unspoken duel that never seemed to end - one of wits, and one of ale. At the Hanged Man, it was hard to tell which won out.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
sweetheart by koalakoala reviews
"I bet we'd get more sponsors naked," he says to her, grinning. "Need some help with your costume, sweetheart?" A collection of short vignettes. Haymitch-centric.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Haymitch A. - Complete
brightside by koalakoala reviews
AU. In her paradise, things like threats and the Hunger Games and birds the color of her hair ribbons just don't exist. A dead boy takes her hand and laughs, and maybe it's directed, teasingly, at her. Winner of the Starvation forum's oneshot challenge.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Maysilee D. - Complete
Six Lessons by mtfrosty reviews
Six lessons that Obi-wan tried to teach Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by Maristela Freesia reviews
Theme 49. He really just wanted to be with her again.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stolen Moments by SAsrSA reviews
A collection of HaymitchxKatniss one-shots. Rated M for later updates.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Broken Return by SAsrSA reviews
HaymitchxKatniss Upon returning to District 12, Katniss succumbs to an overwhelming depression. With no one else to help her, Haymitch steps in to pull her through. Note: This isn't the best. It should be scraped, but I just like it too much
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
What Could Have Been by Cadsuane reviews
A short one-shot involving Maric and Alistair. I think the title about sums it all up.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Maric T., Alistair - Complete
Choices and Perceptions by michellemybelle25 reviews
"I made the choice..." Christine makes her choice with love at its core, but in the midst of a marriage with the opera ghost, will Erik ever be able to see her heart?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,433 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
An Angel's Duet by michellemybelle25 reviews
After the Masquerade, as the cast prepares to perform the phantom's opera, Christine returns to her teacher for help.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,856 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Canary Yellow by koalakoala reviews
He thinks she would have liked the flowers he always places on her grave. / Implied Haymitch/Maysilee. Drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Haymitch A. - Complete
Dracula Vs the Sparkly Fairy by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
Trespass by Corvid Angel reviews
MA Warning-- SLASH, pure and simple. Maybe even a plot, for the pairing of Javert and Valjean, one stormy night. Slash is not really my thing, but a gentle nudge by friends brings this attempt. Did I mention-- SLASH? Reviews appreciated
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
One Last Chance: Revisited by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
What if the last moments in OMC were a little different? One shot. Alternative Ending. DCU. Language. Creative challenge. R/R. Featuring Talia al Ghul, Joker and Batman.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Fire and Ice by koalakoala reviews
Two tributes, in two opposite Hunger Games, reflect on their unexpected deaths, one by ice, the other by fire. One-shot. Inspired by the poem by Robert Frost.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
A Better Childhood by grugster reviews
The Ministry forces Severus to decide between getting de-aged or go to Azkaban. He choose Azkaban, but Dumbledore, McGonagall and Moody disagree with it. So he is a four-year-old now and lives with Albus and Minerva. Fluffy story about a childhood!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,685 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3895 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fun and Games in the Cheydinhal Sanctuary by Dances With Pandas reviews
Ocheeva tries to explain to Lucien what happened to his favourite Silencer, she really does...unfortunately, that explanation involves the Adoring Fan.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
Lose Yourself by District Thirteen reviews
Even Haymitch has a story. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Haymitch A. - Complete
Lemon Drop by Dawn96 reviews
What's the truth behind Dumbledore's offering of a lemon drop to every person he meets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
You know you're obsessed with PotO, when by Olivia Greene reviews
Here are a couple indicative signs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
User's guide and manual to EDWARD by ViciousVigilante reviews
We, ViciousVigilante and Cadaver Carnivorum, are proud to present our collaborative work!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Your Face by dochar ar bith ann reviews
Laroux-based. Oneshot. An affectionate lampooning. In the depths of the opera house, Daroga voices a very good point. Gratuitous OOC silliness follows.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Persian/Daroga, Erik - Complete
30 Reasons Why: Redone by BroadwayObsessedGirl54 reviews
A reconfiguring of my original list that has better reasons. And just a tad bit less Raoul bashing so I hope you all like this one better!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Into the Void by Zaleone reviews
Lucien Lachance x the Listener. Oneshot, written in first person. The Listener reflects. This is set after the Dark Brotherhood quest plays out.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Lucien L. - Complete
Dessert by Alex Snape reviews
Of course The Joker has a sweet tooth...especially when it comes to Harley. Fluffy! If you don't like it or are not amused in the slightest by fluff, then do not read. If so, this is rated M for language and sexual references. Nolanverse Joker and Harley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Winds of Twilight by Lost-Inside-1995 reviews
A new evil has risen in Hyrule and the nearby kingdoms. It has corrupted Ganondorf, Calypso's father as well as attemtped to kidnap Kiara's younger brother. How will Link, Kiara, Calypso and Lance fair against the new evil. LinkxOC OCxOC ON HIATUS
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,529 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Distorted Reflection by ReaperRain reviews
The newest recruit is oddly similar to Lucien, she thinks. Drabble, post-Brotherhood events.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Dark Brotherhood Murderer, Lucien L. - Complete
Faithless Path to Roam by Lady Norbert reviews
In the days of awaiting the Hero's arrival, Zelda is trapped inside Hyrule Castle. More than that, she's trapped inside her own mind and body...and she's not alone in there. Minor violence, threats of future violence and non-consensual sex. TP spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Shadowstep: Dead and Hating It by Mister Buch reviews
Selected entries from the diary of Booch Mishtar, Cyrodiil's most irritable adventurer. Chronicling his rise to mediocrity in the Dark Brotherhood and his transformation into Cyrodiil's most irritable vampire.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Corrupted Love by periwinkleXprecision reviews
He loved him. It was strange and unhealthy, yes... But it was its own form of love. A look at the Joker's past and his view of the great Batman. "What do you do when you don't technically exist?" B/J discontinued
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,092 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Matchmaker Diva I: Firmin by Sofricus Aurora Zakuro reviews
In which a bored diva plays matchmaker and wreaks havoc at the Opera Populaire. First installment in a series. Musicalbased. Andre/Firmin slash, because there isn't enough of it
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
The Contract by Lady Miya reviews
Greetings Wife; Imagine my surprise when I found out I was married. I am convinced you all have some clever plan behind it. However, make no mistake, I will not let myself be played. - Voldemort. Rated M for a reason. Read warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,802 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Lost in the Shadows by eldest123323 reviews
Hey everyone! This story actually just popped into my head the other day. Its about a girl named Rivien and she falls for Lucien of the DB! Quick note: Lucien is younger in this story. He's in his early 20's. In the game he looks middle aged...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
A Piece of Cake by MaraLSky reviews
At last, Obi-wan will savor the gooey delight of cake batter...or so he thinks.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Valentine's Day at Malfoy Manor by Professor Cassandra reviews
What happens when Bellatrix Lestrange gives a powerful love potion to the Dark Lord Voldemort? Hilarity, that's what!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Day Like Any Other by Christy Tortland reviews
It was a day like any other, only it was sixty-two degrees in Paris and snowing like crazy." RANDOM oneshot. EC. Giry/NoOne.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Christine, Erik - Complete
100 Ways by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Lovers in a Dangerous Time by xXfireXflyXx reviews
Bellatrix Black, aged twenty-nine, finds herself in a cruel world of Dark Marks and wicked men. But by Merlin - She's loving every minute of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,527 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Erik Saves the Day by gravity01 reviews
A different take on Christine and Raoul's abusive relationship. RC and then EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Fountain of Memories by Movie Chic reviews
What if Leia had met her father once before A New Hope? A meeting neither of them remember. Chapter 2!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
When Antidepressants Attack by WeirdnessTimesTwo reviews
Snape, after a long while of deprssion, finally gets the antidepressants he needs but the Potter Puppet Pals find that they work a little too well. We own nothing but you should see Potter Puppet pals before reading this. Leave comments! We love em!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sweeney Puppet Pals in Barber Angst by bananafishies reviews
Sweeney Todd meets Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Angst. Oh yes. It can be done. VERY OOC. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Lucien's Pants by Parmecia reviews
Lucien Lachance has just been strung up by his ankles and murdered by the members of his own organization. Pleasantry ensues. One shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
Know Your Stars: Harry Potter Edition! by 0ut-t0night reviews
Random, and hilarious! I hope. READ IF YOU DARE... Rated Z, because I LIKE POTATOES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
The BestWorst Twilight Fan Fiction ever! by 0ut-t0night reviews
Okay, not really. But it's funny! Squirrels, and tons more Randomness! All for you! Rated T cause I feel like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Carbonite Cracks, or: Cat vs Fett by Lionchilde reviews
11th in the Vader's Cat series. Vader knew that something was going to go wrong as soon as the cat started nosing around the carbon freezing chamber.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Family by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides to make a dramatic change in Luke's life, after both of them are forced to confront deeply held fears.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,576 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Some Other Benefits of Hiding by Pheonicia reviews
A Meh Ayleidon tribute. Sort of. Rated M for adult themes, horrific slash pairings, the mocking of romance novels, rampant OOCness, bad euphemisms, and being horribly squicky. Flee while you still can.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Tag by Imadra Blue reviews
A three-year-old Obi-Wan follows Master Yoda around the Temple. Gen.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Yoda, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Ganondorf tries to decipher the Zelda timeline by Freeq Runner reviews
Does what it says on the tin. Ganondorf returns to Hyrule for the umpteenth time and he and his followers decide to figure out the correct order of the games as a first step to making a plan to conquer Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Ganondorf - Complete
The Place No One Wants To Be by Marzi reviews
Toby gets some help from a TV therapist. Sweeney Todd meets Dr Phil challenge. Companion to A Scream?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Dreams Split at the Seams by Twisted Ingenue reviews
ONESHOT Mostly one-sided SWEENETT Sweeney Todd has a little problem and he feels it's a good idea to disrupt Mrs. Lovett's daydreams in order to assist him. HUMOR
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Wabbajack by AngelOfGeeks reviews
Why quietness at Cloud Ruler Temple is never a good thing.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Stupid by AngelOfGeeks reviews
The Champion of Cyrodiil's rant about it all.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Force Bond: Licensed by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke feels the time has arrived to unleash himself on the skies of Coruscant. Vader isn't so sure.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,202 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Magnificent Bridge by Inexplicably Kyprioth reviews
Darth Vader and Palpatine, having finally succeeded in their plots and begun ruling the Empire, find themselves faced with the fouryearold twins Luke and Leia. Title randomly generated.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
PruneFace Cracks, or: Cat vs Palpatine by Lionchilde reviews
6th in the Vader and Cat series. Cat helps Vader make an unexpected discovery.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Force Bond: Empire Day by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke's birthday unfortunately coincides with the day his father hates the most: Empire Day.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,018 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Arsenic of the Chemical Lab by THeFaCeiNTHeMaSK reviews
A parody of the Phantom of the Opera, Science Homework Style! The Italics are Christine or Sue, as she is later named and the Bold is the Phantom or Sue's husband
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Harry's Secret Obsession by The Unbreakable Snape Fan reviews
Harry . . . likes to eat people in his spare time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Me Hat by Marzi reviews
Marooned with Jack, Elizabeth asks him a question.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Not so Villainous Duo by Reily96 reviews
Vaati and Ganon join forces in an attempt to defeat Link once and for all! The only problem is that the two can't seem to get along. Can their plans succeed or will utter chaos break loose... probably the latter. T for language and crude humor. Omg people please don't read this it's old and written terribly and does not reflect my writing now.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,666 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Vaati, Ganondorf - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Uptown Lich by M'aiq the Liar reviews
A heartwarming and inspiring story of a Lich who dared to be...different.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Raoul's Angry Letter to the Phantom by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
This is Raoul's seriously misspelled letter to Erik.Disclaimer: I do not PoTO
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
Something Involving Ice by Backroads reviews
Where did Edward get all that ice, anyway?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Egypt's Funniest Home Videos by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
All your favorite characters are in this warped parody! Come check this out!
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Complete
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The Change to Come
Aeducan has never felt so helpless until he finally hunted her down. Witch Hunt Spoilers M!Aeducan/Morrigan
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Morrigan, Aeducan - Complete
Warden's End reviews
Alistair and Oghren fulfill one last promise to the Warden: finding her...Warden/Morrigan implied
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Morrigan, Cousland - Complete
When You Need Me Again
The Hero of Ferelden and Commander of the Grey Wardens reflects on the Blight and the Darkspawn. This will be the hero's hardest decision yet; leaving home. One-shot
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Our Rose reviews
He was gone. And I had lost my purpose...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Time and Space reviews
Space is essential to all life and time essential to all death. Two sides of a coin. Two sisters, separated because of their blood. But today is not their day to die. They, along with Sparrow, will have their revenge. They fight to stop the Spire.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010
Raised in the Shadows reviews
When Kira was very young her parents were murdered by the Dark Brotherhood. Now she and her adopted sister Rain are being raised by the Brotherhood. Eventual LucienxOC VicentexOC Some spoilers for DB quests. Chap. 27 and on: Random bonus chapters.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,791 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Silent, Cold and Empty reviews
He felt the cold, heard the silence. He was empty. He knows he walks to his death. And for the first time in a very long time Lucien was afraid. He stops and reflects, comparing himself to his Silencer. Was his Silencer afraid too?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Lucien L. - Complete
Princess of Thieves reviews
Ever wonder what Ganondorf might be like as a father? Ever wonder how awkward things might be if he had a daughter? Well this follows the life of his daughter Calypso from ages 4 to about 16 or 17. She is the Princess of Thieves. Currently being rewritten
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,296 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Ganondorf - Complete