Luna C. Starque
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Joined 12-31-07, id: 1458733, Profile Updated: 12-20-08
Author has written 13 stories for South Park, Harry Potter, and Crow.

Hi! I'm Luna, and I will be your pilot today. I'd be scared if I were you. Anyhoo, about me: I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, South Park, certain musicals, and sticking to my convictions. I also enjoy reading and contemplating the meaning of life. Heh. That sounds corny. I'm a slash fan, but het is fine, too...it's just, some people were meant to be with others. Like Harry and Draco, because they're both so angry and angsty. And Harry needs to save people, and Draco needs saving. Plus Ginny kind of annoys me.
However, I'm all for cannon pairings. One of my convictions is that CANON IS LAW. Another one of my convictions is SOMETIMES LAWS CAN BE BROKEN.

About my fics:
I originally planned on posting my really old Harry Potter fanfics written in this little leather book my uncle gave me ('twas a good smelling book), but that was before I started writing South Park fiction on my laptop- turns out things are a lot easier to edit/post if they're already typed up. So maybe someday I might actually edit my old stuff and post it, but for now, I'm gonna stick with the South Park.


And now, my new motto and SP fandom battle cry (feel free to steal it if you want, it's my goal to get at least 10 people in the fandom to post it on their profile):

TIT POWER!!

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Being the Cause of Immediate Withdrawal by yeah that's me reviews
Cartman indulges his secret addiction every day, in little moments. But after every high there comes brief withdrawal.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
on the edge of yesterday by Loca Bambina reviews
An assignment prompts memories of some... sticky situations, and the boys discover that school projects can actually be entertaining. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Infatuation by Loca Bambina reviews
Cartman isn't the only one who sneaks into others' houses. CartmanClyde.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Clyde D., Eric Cartman - Complete
Shadows by Loca Bambina reviews
Whatever you do, don't lose control. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
The Path We Must Take by Loca Bambina reviews
The road that leads to happiness is a long one, but we'll get there someday. Oneshot, KyleCartman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Turning Japanese by Otempora42 reviews
Bebe talks about Stan and Wendy. She's not happy. Onesided femmeslash. Song fic of "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Love is not Ours to Command by TheXYZ reviews
Eric Cartman finally realizes he is in love with a certain worshipped Jewish boy. But Kyle is already deeply in love with Stan, and that burns Cartman up. One day the anger gets the best of him. *THIS STORY CONTAINS BOYxBOY UNGRAPHIC RAPE*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Tweek Tweak by Lar-lar reviews
You seem to fit with me when I hug you. I can look down and see your smiling face. So beautiful, even if you blush beet-red and hit me for saying so. It’s worth it. Craig/Tweek slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Why Don't We Get Drunk? by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan and Kyle get drunk because they don't want to be in another bad slash story. Style. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Seven Ways to Say 'I Love You' by stella8h8chang reviews
Seven drabbles about seven moments in the lives of Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore, a tragic duo who never really exchanged three little words, despite having a century to do so. How does it all end? Find out now! SLASH here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
I Wanted To, Too by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
It was just as easy as that, surrender to your whims, and you won't be questioned...that much. Drabbles.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Stage Fright by The Aluminum Monster reviews
Stan has stage fright. He has to make a speech for the graduation ceremony. He doesn't think he'll be able to do it. Kyle's more than willing help with that....Slash, StanKyle. Oneshot, please R&R.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kosher Boy by Oathkeeper3 reviews
Stan wants to ask Kyle a question, but doesnt know how. fluff. Style. MM. one shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Gin and Smiles by Heavenmetal reviews
Sweeney Todd "It's him, you see …" Toby cast a fearful glance to the stairs "Mr. Todd. Oh, I know you fancy him, but men ain't like women! They ain't wot you can trust, as I've lived and learned!"
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Remember by TheyKilledKenny reviews
The trouble with Cartman is that he never remembers....set at the end of Imaginationland Episode II
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Apology Accepted by That One Condition reviews
Which is actually a whole new emotion for me...this confusion. Only with Ron... Oneshot. Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunsets at Stark's by Phoenix II reviews
What do you believe? Style, oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Alcohol Strictly Prohibited by Lance Ruhiru reviews
WendyBebe. Senior Picnic and drunk lesbian cheerleaders. Go team GO.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Essence of Snarry by poisonruby reviews
A humorous overview of the scariest ship imaginable. Parody ish. Supposedly funny. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Loved and Lost by Heavenmetal reviews
Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all? It's hard to answer such a difficult question in the wake of grief. A brief journey into the mind of Eric Draven.
Crow - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Tweekie in a Bottle by Azu Luna reviews
Craig goes for a coffee run and comes back to a rather interesting show. Let's just say that Tweek could definitely give Ms. Aguilera a run for her money.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
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New Grace reviews
Butters runs into an old friend at the diner. Now rated M, because Chapter 3 gets a little graphic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Butters S. - Complete
With Love to Mr O'Barr reviews
Technically, it's a poem inspired by the Crow, but I figured I'd post it. I kinda like it. : He gets it, you know?
Crow - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Stan has a nightmare. Rated for language and one "inappropriate" image. I guess. Oh, it's a oneshot. I should probably add that.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
A Future For Us reviews
Erm... eh. It's a oneshot. Somebody dies, it's a bit sad.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kenny M., Kelly
Remorse reviews
I'm not quite sure why I wrote this, it's kind of depressing and it was meant to be happy. Kenny/Bebe oneshot. Rated M, just to be safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kenny M., Bebe S. - Complete
The Winner reviews
A snapshot of Gregory and Christophe. Oneshot. Extremely short.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Deep Breath reviews
I hate the title, but I couldn't think of anything else. Basically, this a Creek fic with the alternating views of, well, Tweek and Craig. COMPLETE! And a special surprise somewhere inside...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Guitar reviews
Something extremely short and random I wrote on the bus... Tweek wants free coffee. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The First Day of the Last Summer reviews
First off- ONESHOT. Kyle asks a lot of questions and Stan plays with a hat. Hurray for Style!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Garage Tableau reviews
Kyle's angsty, and I can't get my ideas across. Oh, and the title is a theatre term: a tableau is when a group of actors makes a still picture on stage. This has very little relevance to the story, but I thought it sounded nice. ONESHOT. Please review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Kyle B. - Complete
Various Untitled Ficlets reviews
The title says it all. Three Harry Potter ficlets about Mad Eye Moody, Ron/Hermione, and Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
The Plan reviews
Wendy wonders whether her upcoming marriage to Stan will interfere with her education, Kenny and Bebe act like the teenagers they are. Warning: SICKLY SWEETNESS AHEAD!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
He Loves Me Not reviews
Eric Cartman is in love, and has been for a very long time. He can't help it that his crush is the person he's supposed to hate more than anyone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete