Princess Zathura
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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Hellsing, Giver, Pet Shop of Horrors, Ouran High School Host Club, Count Cain: God Child, NiGHTS, Kingdom Hearts, and Fright Night.

Good day my loyal subjects, I am the (aspiring to be) great and powerful Princess Zathura!


I'm the totally awesome princess-cat-ninja-band-geek-nerd-queen self-proclaimed princess named Z. But you can call me Zathura.

Since there was already some other princess zathura on Twitter, I am @storytellerPZ

Sex: (yes please) I'm obviously a girl, just in case you haven't figured that out yet, though if you ask my parents or my seventh grade Composition teacher, they'll disagree.

I have a random streak that I can't get rid of. I love being random. I love to be that person who breaks an awkward silence with the randomest thing in the world. I actually have a list of just random words that I like. I am a very pessimistic person who speaks negatively in a usually (overly) positive tone. I can make someone's death sound like you just won the lottery. I'm that special. Once, a friend of mine compared the way I speak on IM to a book and that meant a lot to me seeing as I love books dearly.

On the subject of Edward vs. Jacob, I'm neutral. I belong to neither team, I'm on Team Switzerland. Members of team Switzerland for Twilight (It means we don't takes side on Jacob vs. Edward): Me, Phoenixofdarkness62 (PM her if you want to join :P) Recently, I've joined Team Burn the Stupid Book after I discovered that my mother of all people was obsessed with Edward Cullen. I mean seriously, MOTHER. EDWARD CULLEN.

If it's not on here, then I either don't want you to know, or I just forgot, or I don't care. (It's most likely the first option) If it is the first option, and you message me about it, I'll ignore it, and change the subject. That simple. In the rare occurrence that it's the second option, then feel free to message me and I'll gladly answer your question.

I just wanted to mention this, many thanks to Daughter of ether for pointing out my mistakes and being my first flamer/ critic (no offense, but I hate you now), and xNeko Kitty for being my first reviewer. :D

Here's a list of all of the manga and animes I've read and watched over the years.

Books I've read:

Oh dear... Um, if I actually listed them, I doubt you'd care to read it all... Not that I can really remember... I spent the majority of the summer of '06 in the library, reading as much as I could, so yeah... Then I started my own personal library in my basement.

Here's what I can remember off of the top of my head:

InkHeart, InkSpell, InkDeath, The Thief Lord, Dragon Rider, Need, Captivate (awesome series), Wicked Lovely, Dead is the New Black, Dead is so Last Year, Dead is a State of Mind, Jessica's Guide to Dating the Darkside, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn (I've read better fanfiction:P), Suck it Up, Bite, Zombies Calling, City of Bones... GAH I CAN'T REMEMBER! I OWN OVER 300 BOOKS PEOPLE!!

Movies and Documentaries

Eff it. I like Machines of Malice, it's an awesome documentary on torture devices! And Interview with the Vampire is my fav movie EVER. Sherlock Holmes is close behind along with Peter Pan (2003), Labyrinth, and AVENGERS! FUCK YES AVENGERS!!!


Here's my less than popular FictionPress Account:

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Proof that FF.net is keeping tabs on us:

My Fan History Wiki

And my primary DeviantArt account:

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And I'm on Gaia too! Same name as always :D (seriously, add me. One person who saw this on my profile did and I can't describe how happy I was)

And this is my personal site

I am @StorytellerPZ on twitter, come follow me! (Princess Zathura was already taken)


WORDS TO LIVE BY:

"Be optimistic! The people you hate will all die eventually"- Internet

"Life sucks, and then you die." -a great multitude of people have said this, and you know what? It's TRUE!!

"Ya know, they say that high school is a play, but junior high is drama." -Grandma Staisy (BFF!)

"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one." -Dr. Gregory House: House M.D.

"In the name of the moon, I don't give a damn!" -Me randomly.

"Would it be hard to hypnotize a blind person?" Me at 2am while defraging my computer. (as you can tell, I have no life.)

"Stop staring at my buttons!" -Lestat "Interview with the Vampire"

"HOLY CHEESE BISCUITS!!" -me

"He hates you, he hates me; let's tie Sasuke to a tree. With a great big bat and we'll hit him in the head. That damn Uchiha's finally dead." -My wifey, Rachel

"I'M CONFUSED!" -My adorable son, Michael

"When your body is tired, work out your mind." -Our beloved dog, Nana

FAVORITE QUOTES FROM MY STORIES:

"You are here to fulfill your DESTINY!!" -sparkle, sparkle-

"... And that was so far beyond lame that lame just came in and kicked you where it hurts.” -But, Why Me! -Kabuto and Autumn

"Don't you people have anything better to do than play with the lives innocent little children?"

"Do you truly see yourself as a child at your age?"

"No."

"Then we're not playing with the lives of little 'children' just one smart-mouthed girl." -Same as above


Weird crossovers that need to be done:

Fullmetal Alchemist x Read or Die

Fruits Basket x Tokyo Mew Mew

Wallflower x Ouran High School Host Club x Vampire Knight x Maburaho

Kuroshitsuji x Godchild (these two practically belong together)

Jack Frost X Hellsing

Charmed X Harry Potter (I made a promise I'd do this someday, and I will! ... Eventually.)


Places where Riona just HAS to show up:

Petshop of Horrors (Yeah, that's the point of the whole series I'm doing with her)

xxxHolic (She goes here second, just because I fell in LOVE with this series after seeing only one episode. Plus you've got to admit, it seems like the Count is the type of person who'd know Yuko.)

Venus Versus Virus (Because it's basically the same weird situation)

Model (Because almost no one's heard of it and I think it'd be cool. This'll is just a side story.)

Yume Yume Kira Kira Dou (It's a bit similiar to Petshop of Horrors and xxxHolic)

Nightmares for Sale (read it.)

Nightmare of the Funeral March


Wooo! The end!! Listen peeps, school's evil as we all know so I'll update what I can, when I can, and considering writer's block, if I can. So, don't worry my lovelies, I'm not dead. If you REALLY want me to update something, then just message me. I'm not above watching you beg. -evil grin-


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When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Demon's Mate by TheMaskedCat reviews
A normal day that should have ended with friends, instead ends in the Phantomhive manor staring at it's famous butler. Serena is pulled back in time for an unknown reason to a house she thought only existed in fiction.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,118 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,708 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Sexual Offenderman fanfic part 1 by Arcanineryu reviews
an introduction to the newest of the slender brothers (ex: the Slenderman, Splendorman,and trenderman) the Sexual Offenderman
Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Fate Pwns You reviews
Bedtime Stories are things to keep people entertained, right? Well, let's see how the role holders and a certain foreigner can keep up with these wild tales when they become the stars of each story they're thrown. Each chapter different from the next!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,354 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Alice L.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
The One You Call God by Ithil Aerlinn reviews
A what-if one shot in which Loki finds and unlikely candidate to help him in his mission of world domination. WARNING (or welcome mat..whichever) LOTS OF SMUT, AND A LITTLE BIT OF BDSM. What can I say...its Loki getting his freak on.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Loki - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Blue by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Helpmeet by CSI Clue reviews
Loki needs a connection to Earth; will legend and mischief make it possible?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Loki - Complete
That's Just Nasty, My Apprentice by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There's a reason Vanitas doesn't like to eat Mexican food. Who would've thought going to the bathroom would have such dire consequences for all the worlds? Xehanort really doesn't want to know...The creepiest thing since The Human Centipede.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Vanitas, Xehanort - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Hair Gel by ConfusedStarfish reviews
Terra Panasonicplaystationsony, is your average teenage boy trying to become a Keyblade Master. BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT, that becoming a Keyblade Master isn't all it's 'keyed' up to be! Crack-fic
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Terra, Xehanort
Falling for You by Panboa reviews
Kairi is your typical high school student, who has won the heart of a vampire named Sora. Will she return his feelings or reject him for the blood thirsty beast he really is? Please review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,346 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sora, Kairi
REWRITE: Ouran High Juliet club by Shuridaru-chan reviews
You've heard of the Ouran Host club and the Zuka club. But what if there was a club the served the male students go into the sixth music room and you will met the Ouran Juliet club. so what happens if the host club is mixed into the this?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 76,495 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009
Liver App by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Because it's too late to think up a title that doesn't have anything to do with those things. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 550. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U.
Ms Babysitter vs Mr Truck by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Sarah has a job once more, Will has to keep going to horrible meetings to keep NEST operational. Decepticons still prowl about so Ironhide cannot be Annabelle's sole care taker, leaving only one option. A babysitter. Let's see what happens :3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,909 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jolt, Ironhide - Complete
The Bet by Satu-Ryuu reviews
"I just wanna make you scream." "I bet you can't." "What do you bet?" "How about whoever loses has to do whatever whenever and wherever the winner wants." Who knew a little bet would end with happy dreams. GinXOC Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Vengance Vera by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
It's good for dry skin and devious plots! A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 541. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja TSA by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
...is that even right? XD don't think so. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 539. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Neji H. - Complete
Blood and Fire Vol 2 A brand New Mess by claymaker reviews
The Spaz is back. Can't keep that girl down! Hints of something dark is going down in Europe,something that's bumping off anything with a penchant for blood, and the Hellsing pets are no exception. As usual Alucard/OC with a nice smattering of Pip/Seras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,528 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Sky Sculptures Rage by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Statues don't wear pants, but I think it's necessary, especially if its as tall as King Kong. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 536. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Zetsu - Complete
They're Back by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Who? Well they're mostly, stock characters...Actually all execpt one are stock characters. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 535. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Better Than Sasuke by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
This isn't but the chapter itself was, Especially Chouji going all Butterfree. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 533. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Chōji A., Asuma S. - Complete
Samurai VS Lemon Head by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
It makes sense if you think about it. Oh wait, no it doesn't. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 531. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hanzo - Complete
All That Is Grand by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
is grand and all that is not SUCKS. This is not grand. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 530. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Zoo: Death Note by Matthew Regent reviews
Welcome to the Zoo! Do you want to see subjects flourish in finely detailed enclosures? Do you want to see L Lawliet's and Light Yagami's without having to brave Death? Visit the Zoo and see how wonderous these strange and unique creatures really are.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
A Medal Without A Name by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Is still a medal, unless it's given to the unworthy. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 526. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Old VS New Part 1 by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Cause I'm sure this title WILL be useful again, A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 525. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Tsunade S. - Complete
For every Zombji That Falls by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Three more always replace it, so don't mourne the loss, get ready for even more characters that won't matter :D, A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 524. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crazy by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
No comment for this one. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 519. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
Zombie Warz by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Oh my goesh! Attack of the Zombji's! A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 516. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
Medieval Medicine by deadpan riot reviews
A young Integra is coming down with a cold, and Alucard wants to help. Unfortunately for her, his methods are a bit...dated. One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Terror Of The Rainbow by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Parody-thing for chapter 510..Anybody got anything to put here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Madara U., Konan - Complete
Sex Toy by Askaaxus reviews
Sakura's battle against Sasori takes an alternate turn and ends up with Sasori enjoying his future puppet. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Ownage by Sylistra the scholar reviews
NEW CHAPTER! Fairly simple plot, got several rofl's from my beta and friends who don't even like Labyrinth Perish the thought, it took time forgiving them that, XD R&R
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Monologue Filled Flashbacks by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
yeah.. A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 508. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kisame H. - Complete
My Pocket Watch by EccentricSpock reviews
"Dear Lestat, please brush your hair?" Humor, LestatLouis implied. Letter from Louis to Lestat, ties in with 'Better In Gold'
Queen of The Damned - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Life with the Akatsuki! by gothicangel0827 reviews
This a story about 2 girls who suddenly get an unexpected surprise coming to their front door. The Akatsuki team! With all 10 members living in their house how are they going to handle it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akatsuki
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Green Eggs and Black Butlers by monkeybait reviews
A classic poem gone Kuroshitsuji style.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Revenge! Sort Of by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
401 parody...Now with 60 percent crappier jokes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Minato N., Karin - Complete
Away From Home by Andruindel reviews
L x OC Amy is sucked into 'Death Note-land', where amazing adventures, and mass mayhem, ensue. Now all she has to do is learn how to get along with L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,854 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - L - Complete
Alucard at Walmart by SirIntegrity reviews
Title explains all. Besides killing, Alucard's passion is to act psychotic and completely insane. Not for people with high maturity levels or sophisticated humor. Leave flames behind. Now including the intervention!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Witness by nodeerskulls reviews
The Naruto world exists in the same map as ours, but in a hidden plane. The Akatsuki research and find about our world, and plot. As Jamie witnesses one of their missions in ours, she is thrown into danger, and her abandoned fandom changes her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,869 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Love Bite by Ellyphant reviews
She saw past his fearsome exterior and befriended him against all odds; and he was drawn to her because she reminded him of the flowers he loved so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zetsu - Complete
Epic Failure by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
499 parooody type thing!..I lack the skills for a horrible joke right now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Akatsuki, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Reunions And Squirrels by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 498. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Kushina U. - Complete
Scifi Physics by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 497. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Akatsuki, Kurenai Y. - Complete
Possession by Shinigami5910 reviews
When Hans and Seras met up in battle, not everything is what it seems when Han's bloodbeast comes out to play.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Seras, Hans G. - Complete
Gardening Gardening Gardening by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 496. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Little Pink Riding Hood by Miyu01
Sakura got a new mission. But can someone explain to her why she had to deliver a picnic basket full of food while wearing red cape? And why is HE the bad wolf?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
What Cid's Girl Will Do For 10 Gil by Jounetsu-no-Hana reviews
Rikku's pretty fearless. Or pretty stupid. Oneshot
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Rip Offs And Rap by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
chap 493 parody, with sixty percent more confusion!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Goblin King by Nefereu reviews
Sarah is forced to return to the Goblin castle after Jareth gets what he so richly deserves and chaos ensues. Much Humor and a little romance. Warning: Jareth gets taken down a peg and loses some of his dignity in this one!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,435 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
They're Here by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
Being a Narutard in Japan is... interesting. Especially when almost half the cast from your favorite anime randomly show up in your backyard while the rest of your family is off vacationing in America.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,637 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood Plus Invasion! by Arhani 'Hanny' Daforcena reviews
What if the Blood Plus Gang just popped out in every single other movie/anime/book etcetc! It would be DISASTER! Please RnR, flames are welcome. I can do requests for this as well! Update: Diva meets Saiyuki's Sanzo-ikkou! What will happen?
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/24/2008
Montage by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 492. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
A Camping Trip by darkfox360 reviews
Alice is forced to go on that camping trip, but two of her many admirers decide to tag along. What will happen this time, and what will the incidents lead to? Alice X Ace, Blood, Peter, Boris, Julius and Elliot. Read and review!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The Nameless Man Left without a Kiss by xsaysomethingx reviews
Itachi has desires like any man, and as he travels around with the Akatsuki, this is how he handles the problem. Don't leave your doors unlocked. ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Land of Lactose by Ephere reviews
When Envy discovers Ed’s aversion to milk, Ed goes through hell a second time. The milk is stalking him!...or maybe it's just Envy . And because the world hates him enough, Mustang just might be in on it too.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward E., Envy
Epicness by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Chapter 489 parody type thing, I'll give you a cookie if you read it :p.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Shima - Complete
DATE NIGHT by baadshah007 reviews
A HIRO AND EMILE FIC NOT A YAOI
Princess Resurrection/怪物王女 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hiro H., Emil - Complete
The Science of Romance by Animelover210 reviews
Mayuri Kurotsuchi has always been fascinated by science and technology. People have found him strange and he had no problem with it. What happens when a member of the new staff is like him? MayurixOC Rated M for language, violence, and lemons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,116 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Mayuri K. - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Star Anise reviews
During Alice's absence, ill fortune has stirred around a particular Hatter. Alice is called back, only to be told that she alone can help him... But she may get - or give - a little more than she bargained for...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A voice from beyond by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 486. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Fate Can Never Be Changed by mesmerizing reviews
It's been a year since Kagome's return to the future. Now here she is stuck in her room realizing that her life is no longer worth living for, trying to find her answers and relief to pain in her cat Buyo. Will she finally find relief? One-Shot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Sparrow by octopii reviews
...Who exactly are you?" Saezuri asked after a substantial silence, glancing up the foot or so to look at his face. "Someone many people would love to kill, had they the opportunity." Madara left it at that, his expression sharp as a hawk's. MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,292 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Repeat by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Parody thing for chapter 484, I actually managed to find something to make fun of. Please read you know you wanna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Popcorn? by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
A chapter 483 parody/thingie!and um- Okay I still suck at explaining things just read it please!, and tell me what you think!.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Research Never Meant To Be Found by Riley Killer reviews
Orochimaru's gone off the map, the Akatsuki that had been keeping tabs can't find him any where, and after cleaning out the rest of what little research the traitor left behind, they may now know why, and may have found their greatest weapon yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,901 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
XEMNAS: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
Here at Enix/Disney Incorporated, we believe in giving you the finest quality products that money can buy. We greatly appreciate your recent purchase and if you ever have any problems after reading this manual, a support team is available 24/7. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Xemnas
Vampire Heart by claymaker reviews
Alucard finds himself in an awkward situation. An American girl has unknowingly brought upon a curse that links them together, with her able to command him. Surely He hates the girl, but cannot understand why he feels drawn to her as well.AL/OC Ch.29up!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,254 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Fangirl to the Rescue by LadyZombie reviews
She was able to save a certain Uchiha from his death, but now she has two ninjas fighting over her. One dirty minded fangirl can only takes so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,281 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas by Nightmares Walk reviews
Xigbar's take on the classic "Twas the Night Before Christmas." Merry. Christmas, hope you enjoy it. Read and review, please!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Xigbar - Complete
MythbusterHellsing Bloopers: Season I by Alastor Vega reviews
Scenes that never made it to the final cut. I wonder what happen there.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Alucard, Seras
Akatsuki Meetings by Aaron The Night Watcher reviews
It's hard to have a meeting. Especially if one of your members dies at every single one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
Trick and Treat by Alice Kim reviews
Ciel has been asked to solve the mystery behind Trick and Treat...but what if he gets tempted as well? Goes with actual song by Vocaloid
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Our Lost Souls by FaythlessAngel reviews
Sophie is just your average everyday girl, right? Well she apparently has drawn some big attention from the least desirable of people. It takes a young vampire to fix things... can he? Rated M for language and later chapters
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,845 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007
Trick and Treat! by August425 reviews
Based off of the song "Trick and Treat" by Rin and Len! Note: Only me and my friends are used in this. No VOCALOIDs. I wasn't really sure whether to put this in crossovers or not. Rated T for violence
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009
Bunny! by silvablaze reviews
Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Just Not His Week by aquaryuugekkou reviews
Kakashi isn't having a good week...and it doesn't look to be getting any better.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The sugar famine by Matthew Regent reviews
L's blood sugar is off the charts so has to abstain from it the next few weeks. Unfortunately he's not doing it willingly, sadly for him Light and the Task force have other ideas. Will L get his sugary goodness? Will he even survive a month without sugar
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dirty Dog by LC Rose reviews
In which Kagome learns it is not always a good thing to be sniffed after... *Sess/Kag, humor, adult themes* COMPLETE, One-Shot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
NNOITRA: The Owner's Guide and Manual by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I don't own Nnoitra nor do I own the manual idea. I am also rating my stories M now because I use strong cuss words XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Nnoitra G. - Complete
Just Like Me by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Assuming a certain Hellsing line occured at the same time period as a certain Phantomhive line. The two meet as an order from their Queen. What will happen when they realize just how alike they really are? Possible pairings, theories, and ...madness.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Integra, Ciel P. - Complete
Finding Tobi by BrandNewOrange reviews
In which Tobi decides to cast a spell, causing the Akatsuki to ruin your favourite childhood movies. rating raised for safety, due to language only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
TOBI: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I don't own Tobi or the Owner's Guide and Manuel idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Mr Happy by dowagerlinks reviews
The twisted nature of the Undertaker creates a problem for Ciel. A jokes a joke, but what joke did dear Sebastian tell to create such a reaction?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
Be Careful What You Grant by Female Heero Yuy reviews
It first started as a bet, between the butler and the chef, then it turned into something more when Ciel added to the bet.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Reason For Rhyme by crystalgardian reviews
Hey Neuro, do you know the reason behind most nursery rhymes?" Neuro raises a skeptical eyebrow. "Are they not just children's drabble?" Yako shakes her head. "Nope." One Shot. CHALLENGE WINNER NOW POSTED INSIDE!
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Where the Hell Are We Now! by Kaori reviews
Three friends are taken captive by mistake and, after an accident, now find themselves in a completely different reality. Follow them on their adventures as they try not to get killed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 105,786 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
How to Defeat Aizen 101 by xxxANIMEOTAKUxxx reviews
Missy tries to fight Aizen. AizenxOC, pure crack :D
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - S. Aizen
A Day in the Life by Jounetsu-no-Hana reviews
Gippal takes you through a few of his days, and the one thing that captures his attention... the electric dome in the middle of his room. Oneshot
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Shocking Surprise! by swirlheart reviews
Sasuke’s been a real pain lately in squad 7 and everyone’s had enough. Even Kakashi! So the masked sensei comes up with a solution… a shock collar to keep the Uchiha in line! Please read and review! Nice ones please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Ways to Harass Sosuke Aizen by Leaf-san reviews
The title says it all.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
A reunion of Daemons by lionwhizk reviews
What happens when you mix a bird daemon, and the king of vampires? Testing out this story line, R&R please! Rating for swearing and inapropriate language for some violence! R&R is nice!
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
My fantasy alive: Alucard by AllSortsOfSpecial reviews
A girl is bored and wonder around, feeling someone is following she makes her way back to her room where she am shrouded in a darkness that takes her to her fantasy world and guess who's there, a very sexy black haired vampire. Alucard X OC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Vampire's Desire by deideiblueeyez reviews
Sasori is a vampire and has taken a fancy to Sakura, a mortal. Begins with a dance, then she is frozen in a trance, and last but not least, off goes Sasori's PANTS! Lemon haha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
StabbityFaceDeath Shiny Dead Brain Cells by CaterinavIntegra3 reviews
A girl walks home from work and gets attacked by a vampire. What does she do!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Alucard, Integra
Uh Oh FAN GIRLS! by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
Schrodinger learns the lesson about fan girls... RUN SCCHRO! Preaviously titled The E-mail, but I thought this title was WAY more appropriate. FIRST FANFIC! Not the my best story. Please don't flame?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Schrodinger - Complete
Mythbusters:Hellsing Special by Alastor Vega reviews
When Alucard cause a little accident at a book signing, Integra force him and Seras to help the Mythbusters. Weird crossover aint it? Constructive criticism welcome. No flame
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Escape to Neverland by smilee5888 reviews
A college girl dreams of flying to Neverland. When her wish is finally granted, her first encounter and greeting with that amazing boy is not exactly what she expected...rated T, just to be safe, because of some blood, but it's nothing too graphic.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,217 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006
Too Alike To Be Normal by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Pai and Spock compare their common aspects monotonously. .:. Written similar to the 'I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC' style. As a challenge, I had to write some humor/crack. And I think I succeeded. XD
Crossover - Tokyo Mew Mew & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Pie, Spock - Complete
Urahara and the Missing Hat by NekoHonoo reviews
Urahara wakes up to find his hat missing so sets out to find it...rated T for violence. Oh, and the doblins are of self creation. So they are actually coprighted :
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - K. Urahara, Byakuya K. - Complete
Tactile Feedback by GoldenGrimoire reviews
“What sort of performance should we create together, little girl?” Oneshot, Lemon, Sasori/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Fun with Major by CrazyHellsingVampire reviews
Schrodinger is bored and decides that it might be fun to go quiz his Major. plz comment
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - The Major - Complete
A Predilection to Annoy by Nightsmoke reviews
Walter Dorneaz was the Angel of Death, said to fear nothing and said to laugh in the face of peril, whatever peril it may be. That included drinking soup made by a sadistic vampire on the better end of five centuries old.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Bleach One Shots: 5 ways to take out Aizen by Zeoniu Zekial Kal Leos reviews
Five short, hopefully humorous, one shots of various ways the Aizen situation could have been handled. This story is not meant to be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Hard Times for Severus Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus is working on a male enhancement potion and Albus informs him he has to mentor an apprentice over the summer months. We all know who that is, don't we? Graphic Content, AU, HUMOR, lemons and more M/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,838 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Babysitter Kakashi by AppleBlossoms reviews
An unfortunate event leaves team 7 as cute little kids that are more devilsh than angelic. Naruto creates mayhem,Sasuke gets protective & you'd think he & Sakura were the good ones.& Kakashi has to take care of them too.Poor,innocent kakashi indeed.Saksas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,377 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Hellsing Files by ToMakeMeTame reviews
There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007
Hargreaves Family: Epic Phails by Julia in Reverse reviews
Cain is in desperate need of a birthday present for Mary, but why are all of the shops closed? Could it have something to do with a certain crazed father and half-brother of his? O.O
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Waking Up by Ruffian194 reviews
It's a small fic., like a half-shot. It's, I think, even too small to call a one-shot. It's about Alucard waking up the thirty years later that he's suppose to pull himself back together. And Seras is there. No relationships. R&R, please.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Love Is Rare by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
A girl who fears love more than anything else in the world is wished away to the labyrinth by her friends for her own good. Can two people hurt by love come together and help each other? JarethXOC
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Jareth - Complete
Ninja Nonsense Ep 13 by Clayton Overstreet reviews
Just messing around
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/23/2009
Medical mystery by Metroids ate my Brain reviews
When something causes Seras to start having seizures and hallucinations, it's up to everyone's favorite cynical doctor to fix her. Lots of 4th wall breaks. Xover w/ House.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Seras
Haunted by Regnig-oftheblackforest reviews
He still watches. And still wants her... WARNING! Rape/abuse in later chapters
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Troops by Light1 reviews
Seras Victoria is asked to train the mortal mercenaries. Alucard feels he is better qualified. Will the men survive their training.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The adventures of Yumiko and Rip Van by Tina senpai reviews
A Hellsing/Labyrinth crossover. It's a silly little piece really. I done it for my friends xmas present cause she's in love with david bowie ; Enjoy my friends! A story of a crazy nun, a nazi vampire and there obsesssion with the goblin king, Language R
Crossover - Labyrinth & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Yumie - Complete
Zangetsu Loses It by Fates My Bitch reviews
Zangetsu finally loses his mind.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Zangetsu - Complete
Tea and Jam by ChaChafan-49 reviews
An Ask Ryuzaki story with a twist. "It has come to my attention that there are many people here who have been 'imitating' myself and spreading falsities in my name." -Ryuzaki
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - L, BB
Captor VS Captive by FlowerOfTheNight544 reviews
Orochimaru has a new prisoner and she has quite the attitude. Kabuto brings her food daily. It has taken her almost five minutes to get him to leave in the past. She is going to change that today. NOT a Kabuto pairing! Rated T for mildish language DRABBLE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki Temptaion by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Seris of one shots I write on a whim, either with sining or just random nuttiness. M for languge because I don't think I'll put a lemon in these. Maybe, but, any way Read these, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
MSN: Chase and Me by De-Irish-Waffle reviews
Just MSN coversations between me and Chase. Can you say RANDOM?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Chase
Tokyo Has Enough Weird Shops As It Is by Mokona-Midoki reviews
COMPLETE! In which Watanuki and Yuko meet a mysterious Chinese petshop owner. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Pet Shop of Horrors & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Count D, K. Watanuki - Complete
Sunday School With Hidan by GoesKaboom reviews
Hidan decides that his fellow Akatsuki need to get religion- Jashinism, to be exact. So, he decides to have... SUNDAY SCHOOL! Crack fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Black nail polish by Cookies-11 reviews
It was a boring day at Wammy's, and what does Matt do? Click to find out. XD
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Byakuya And The Evil Juicebox by MOasinMOronic by katzemadchenchan reviews
Submitting this drabble for a friend under my pen name. If Rukia could clear something as simple as a juicebox...then Byakuya could as well, right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Ten ways to insure death by Alucard by Zaikia reviews
10 simply ways to be killed by Alucard
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Stolen by FailingDemi reviews
“Rest assured, woman, I’m not going to rape you, I’m not going to kill you to keep quiet,” the thief said with a smile. “I can’t be caught, so—Fujioka Haruhi, I’m stealing you.” -KyouHaru- -AU- -COMPLETE-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,737 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Hellsing Fanfiction by Metropolis Kid reviews
The Reason why I have a gun, loaded with blessed silver bullets, tucked under my pillow. Just a silly, but hopefully humorous little story. Please Read and Review. Thanks. PS. PLEASE don't take too seriously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
Naruto Thriller by Very Alter Ego reviews
Don't just skip over this because it's genre is 'Parody'. It's good, darn it!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blond Jokes 3 At the Cliffs by Stormshadow13 reviews
Third in the Blond Joke's saga. Dark teases Krad with more blond jokes while Krad atemps to retreve his stolen cross and strangle that darn thief.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Broken Doll by Banira reviews
Oh no, my dear little Sakura, that would ruin the fun. You’ll stay here with me forever and be my little broken doll. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy by Metropolis Kid reviews
One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Alucard - Complete
You're mine now by PandaBaaChan reviews
Princess Sakura gets kidnapped by pirates and soon finds herself drawn to a certain, redheaded captain. Sucky summary. GaaSaku. Sequel: "I'm Yours"! TO BE EDITED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,078 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
From Dusk to Dawn by Sakura no Furuoi reviews
Vampire story...SakuraXSasuke...Sakura moves back to Konoha to find that the entire town is superstitious about vampires...could they be real? Hopefully, lemons in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,795 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
I got captured by Deidara by Terrier Zii reviews
Some people might give up when they get captured by Sranked criminals...not me! For the betterment of humanity I plan to go down fighting! Never underestimate the power of idiocy and people like me in extraordinary situations...! DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Deidara
Pain in the Axel by dragonnova reviews
Axel decides that the middle of the night is the perfect time to drag Roxas along and seek revenge on the petty wrongs fellow Organization members have inflicted upon him. Oh the horror... the horror.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Axel - Complete
Materia Kitty by Leonora T reviews
Yuffie's new kitty is more than he seems. Light, silly story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Yuffie K., Reeve T. - Complete
Joys of Middle School by lonewolfzaraki reviews
Ami and Arie enter Middle School. But they're in for a big suprise! One of them is their math teacher, Mr. Zaraki....... My First FanFiction! I do not own bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Shunsui K. - Complete
Not Another Girl by mslcat reviews
First, Alucard brought home Seras. Now Alucard is bringing home strays again. Check out what happens this time. It's time to train the next generation of Hellsing. OMG, wait till you see what i've done now. Snipets of Dark Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 204,782 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
But You're My Best Friend! by faballa reviews
The new professor needs a job. Snape doesn't need help. Dumbledore listens to the prettier of the two. Will Snape fire her? Fall in love with her? Kill her? Set in PoA. Rated T for language. All characters property of J. K. Rowling. Reposted and revised!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,285 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
The Result of Sugar by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
Total sugarhigh stories about the Godchild crew. Major OOC, clearly humor. In many ways, it's a crack fic. Enjoy COMPLETE
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
China Doll by Flamist.Rika reviews
After buying a life-size doll from a mysterious little shop, Sakura is happy to have him. But what if her new doll really isn't as 'lifeless' as he seems? And what if he doesn't like how close other boys are to her? SasoSaku SasorixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Toilet Paper by kirrah05 reviews
...Because criminals aren't that perfect.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
MiniSkirt Army of One by anthro-otaku reviews
Ed cheated in cards and pays the price through Roy's sense of humor. This isn't a yaoi, but pokes fun at it. Equivalent exchange can be beotch. Warning: raunchy, crude, and all round distasteful humor.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,024 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
What's Mine Is Mine by Leonora T reviews
Yuffie explains the rules to Reeve regarding her property. 100 Word drabble
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Yuffie K., Reeve T. - Complete
Searching For Shinobi by Nitroglycerin reviews
HPxYYHxNaruto crossover.A LONG time ago, something happened to a certain fifteen shinobi. Now they're immortal, and they hate every minute of it.So they decide to go out for some fresh air. Where to? Hogwarts. And the Reikai Tantei are sent to find them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 117,592 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
The Three Little Ninjas and the Big Bad Weasel by GoesKaboom reviews
Three Little Pigs like you've never seen it before. Three little ninjas go off to make their own way in the world and run into... THE BIG BAD WEASEL! Crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
More Blond Jokes by Stormshadow13 reviews
Sequel to Blond Jokes, Dark annoys Krad with even more blond jokes. DarkxKrad
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Blond Jokes by Stormshadow13 reviews
Dark and Krad get in to a fight in a museum and Dark starts telling blond jokes. Slight DarkxKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Torture of the Homunculi by Ruler of Randomness reviews
Four of our favorite homunculi are sent to retrieve the ever elusive philospher's stone only to meet up with their greatest challenge yet: a little girl and her spork. Rated T for randomness, Gluttony's stomache, and pink ribbon. One shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Envy, Lust - Complete
Death to the Trees by XSpaRkieX reviews
What happens when Diva suspects that trees are trying to seduce Riku away from her? Read and figure it out!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Diva, Riku - Complete
Teh Ice Cube by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack. Kisame is sick and delusional. Deidara is annoying. Itachi to the rescue. Title spelled that way on PURPOSE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
My Ridicules Hat and Me by Jester666 reviews
Jirou chases his hat after it was blown off. Probably just as crappy as it sounds. I just posted cause I figured someone will like it... maybe. Enjoy
Black Blood Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
All Works Out by Leonora T reviews
Yuffie is bored and decides to go bug people whats new? First Shelke then Vincent. Conversation includes adoption, chocobo suits, parenting and the vampric ways of Valentine!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Death Toll by dead drifter reviews
What happened to Kakuzu's previous partners?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
The Interview From Hell by Seto4ever90 reviews
I interview various Anime characters mostly Hellsing. Rated for language, subjects and general insanity. WARNING don't read if you don't want to see the various characters degraded! The first victim, Father Anderson!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
There was once a normal girl: by Shoysrock reviews
One shot, Drac/OC. A girl becomes obsessive with her thoughts of the movie Van Helsing...and suddenly she dreams of Dracula pursuing her! Is he real? Or...from her obsessed imagination? Read and find out!
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Dracula - Complete
CrackedOut Peter by angel0wonder reviews
A cracked out version of Peter Pan. This story is not to be taken seriously!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Professional Pjs by Seto4ever90 reviews
Rude always looks calm and deadly in his sunglasses and Reno doesn't like it. A very short fic I just had to write...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Rude, Reno - Complete
When it rains by Ghosto-chan06 reviews
The downside of wearing an Akatsuki cloak in the rain.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
From Bad To Worse by TheOne TheOnly TheFreeShooter reviews
Why me! Aizen is my homeroom teacher. Now he wants me dead for finding out who he really was. Captain Yamamoto is the principle of my school. Kenpachi, Hitsugaya, and soifon are my gym teachers. WHERE IS ICHIGO? MAN THIS IS GOING TO BE A WEIRD SCHOOL YEAR
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - S. Aizen
Idiot by ChocolateOranges reviews
Ever wondered what will happen if an idiot picked up the Death Note ?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
A Tiny Thief by xpancake reviews
Satoshi sees a small robbery by a small bunnylike thief.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Wiz, Satoshi H. - Complete
White Rabbit by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
Remember what the doormouse said...Feed your head. Jareth was counting on Sarah to be foolish, and now she has no choice but to remain with him forever. A Jareth::Sarah Oneshot inspired by the song White Rabbit.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
What Would Jack Sparrow Do? 'South Park' Version by Very Alter Ego reviews
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Jack Sparrow would do! Still don't want to be killed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Llama Song: Llama Llama Rum by Very Alter Ego reviews
Hehehe...Llama's...and Jack! LOL!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Crimson Moon by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
COMPLETE: Vampires have needs. Too bad for Sakura that she's one of those needs. And vampires don't give up easily...:SasukeXSakura:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,259 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Cake by Chibes reviews
PSOHOHSHC xover. Through the eyes of Usachan he recounts events during the first few hours of Honeysenpai's trip to Chinatown, where they discover a petshop and a man by the name of Count D.
Crossover - Pet Shop of Horrors & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Count D, Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Only a desk by LadyNightRunner reviews
It began with a desk. A new desk. A desk with a secrets compartment. It began with a desk, but it turned into something else, something that crossed more than a century to occur. And it ended with a romance.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2007
I Choose You, KABUTO! by wtfpenname reviews
Orochimaru has a super secret weapon that works EVERY time. Drabble Crack. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Parodynth! by Montelimarie reviews
A nice little tale from a girl with the deadly combination of caffeine and Microsoft Word. Basically a spoof of the movie.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Not So Good by Rubi.Red reviews
He’s a prince of a very ancient family, She’s just an ordinary girl. But get this there’s a TWIST he’s not just an ordinary prince he’s actually a VAMPIRE prince. And she’s not just an ordinary girl, she’s the sister of an ace vampire HUNTER. I got an ide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bite by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires. What explains our enduring fascination with Vampires? Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control? ItaSaku, Oneshot...darkness ensues...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Caffeine Perils by Xanthos Samurai reviews
When Kadaj decides that he's tired of smashing alarm clocks every morning, he goes to find an easier way to stay awake. What he finds is more dangerous than anything else known to man: coffee.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
50 ways to Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto:THE FANFICTION by ZukoKrazy reviews
Based off of 50 ways to piss off freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out per chapter. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Three is Company by laurabryannan1 reviews
Fuu seeks a certain kind of adventure and Jin shares how he and Mugen grant her wish. Set postHomecoming 4. Threesome. DP.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Freedom For Lemmings by enchantedwriter72 reviews
Well, I saw there was only one story here, so I decided that I would add one. It's crazy and meant to make you laugh... A lemming decides she doesn't walk to obey 'The Cursor' anymore!
Lemmings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
Night of the Vampire by incandescens reviews
Extremely nonserious piece involving vampires. Set vaguely after the Soul Society arc. Now complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Lullaby by Thess reviews
Love doesn’t have to be romantic to turn into a dark obsession. There are other types of affection, stronger ones, like the ones shared between ‘father’ and ‘daughter.’ One shot. Manga ficlet.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Integra, Walter - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist in the Real World! by Hirate Ki reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist characters are appearing all over Louisiana. The two cousins Crystal and Sara Reece and their friend Raven Dupree end up in the middle of it. What kind of chaos and humor will ensue? Flames are welcomed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Alphonse E., Envy
A Series of Unfortunate Substitutes by bohr-d reviews
[written with PK13, 1st in PD Trilogy.] SD & PK really hate school, the teachers and classes are getting to be too much. So what happens when the teachers 'mysteriously disappear' and anime characters take their places? Dear Ra... someone save the subs.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,236 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The crazy adventures or Raven and Emma by Chaotic Jinx reviews
YEE-HAW! Well, our 2 heroes have just been sucked into the VHD world. GAH! What the hell are they going to do! What with a scanky ghost named Dazzle and wired arse powers, how is a couple of teen girl supposed to survive?
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
If You Give the Count a Cookie by Servant of Anubis reviews
One-shot. This struck me when I was reading to my little sister. First attempt at humor, so read at your own risk...
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
The Beast Awakens by weretigress reviews
How dare you all try to take my toy. She is mine. Mine to do with what I will. Leave me. YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PET! [Complete]rnrnWARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Hyper Chaos of Hellsing by Incubus-106 reviews
A 14yr.old girl is found in America that is the next of kin to Integeral. She is an insane hyper girl who is to the the future heir of Hellsing, or will Alucard or Integeral kill her first? ( there is OOCness because I am crazy and it flows into my work)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 505 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Infamous Horse Sketch by Xuchilbara reviews
Petshop of Horrors/Vampire Hunter D/Monty Python crossover. Count D sells D a faulty horse. Laughter ensues, I hope.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2003
LABYRINTH HYPERNESS! by Guardian of Ice reviews
I was very, very hyper. Very hyper indeed. Just... save me.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
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Happy Little Family reviews
To Jerry, family is everything. And of course, he'll do anything to make sure it keeps growing, so when Ed requests that his "girlfriend" join them, how could he say no? Warning: Implied rape, abuse, lots of other bad things.
Fright Night - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21
Down the Rabbit Hole
The darkness is all around me, clouding my vision, who am I to deny it anymore? I fell down a hole while looking for an escape and the next thing I know I'm living my dreams in a fantasy world. I finally have the control I've always wanted, but will I use it? Am I willing to hurt others for my own selfish dream? Warning: Mentions of depression, angst, suicidal thoughts, ect.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Maleficent, Riku
The Count's Apprentice reviews
Riona lived a happy life with her parents until the day of the fire. Now she's alone and on the run from her family's business enemies who want to kill her. All alone in the world, she goes into hiding. But who is this man who says he knew her parents, why is Detective Orcot so suspicious of him, and what part does Fate want her to play in all of this?
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Count D
What Did I Do To Deserve This! reviews
The sequel of "But, Why Me!". Autumn is back with a new look, and a surprisingly evil alter-ego. What kind of trouble will she get herself into this time, and who will she team up with next?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,077 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Akatsuki, Kabuto Y.
Naruto and the Three Sannin reviews
Warning: A few jokes you won't understand unless you've read Hinata and the Seven Ninjas. But besides that, more fairytale parodies. This one isn't as funny as HatSN though. This story is a product of sheer boredom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Quiet Ones reviews
It's the quiet ones that you have to look out for. They are usually the darkest of beings. Who knows what goes on inside of their heads? Sometimes they don't even know, but this girl is about to learn more about herself than she ever could have imagined.
NiGHTS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Wizeman, NiGHTS
All Because of a Watch reviews
This was a school project from a few years ago. Basically Robyn and Dante get thrown back in time because of a magic pocket watch. Most of the story is told in flashback and there isn't very much Cain or Riff... sadly.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Cain H. - Complete
Hinata and the Seven Ninjas reviews
Starring the Hyuuga heiress as Snow White! Don't expect any real plot here, people. I'm just winging it! Here comes Hinata's crack-tastic adventure as she has to deal with shirtless guys, useless people, and the authoress' short attention span!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Dark reviews
Leona is content with being alone until her friend drags her to a certain pet shop and a certain count persuades her to adopt this... interesting... bat.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Count D
You Said, I Say reviews
We all know that Sasuke left Sakura, so in honor of my cousin's birthday, I wrote a poem on it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twilight's Hope reviews
Just a poem I felt like writing. It's based on how I think Bella felt after Edward left in New Moon. **** And now after two years I come back and edit my work! Check our the improvements from 1 to 2!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Families reviews
Basically, the Host Club chooses a school at random in the US and visit offering a scholarship to one of a group of preselected students. These students, representing every social group/class in the school all want it, but some would be giving up too much
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Tamaki S.
The Meaning of the Word Insane reviews
Don't like, don't read. NO FLAMES! Much like my other story,this is about my sister and I getting into trouble, only this one doesn't follow the actual series. The summary is inside, as well as some other explainations. So feel to read, review, and enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
But, Why Me! reviews
Autumn was a normal girl until the 'incedent'. Now she has had insomnia for two years and last night was the first time she had gotten any sleep. Somehow, the akatsuki ended up her her house! How will she survive? UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 143,789 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Akatsuki, Kabuto Y. - Complete
How and Why reviews
Mom's birthday today! Also since this book is required, so I really don't need to explain except for the fact that I did this as a project worth 40 percent of our grade, and I got an A plus for it.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
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