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Joined 01-01-08, id: 1459221, Profile Updated: 12-29-08
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say, "How do you like them apples?!"


Well, I am GAHaNERD, so states my pen name. You may call me that because I do not feel like giving internet stalkers my real name :D.
I love how new books smell, and I don't really care about what other people think about me.
I love to draw and read, sometimes write too.
I do have the semi-ability to graphic design banners. So if you need one. PM me! By the way. I made the banner for my site. awesome, right?

I have a fictionpress account :O. So if you want an original story by me (about vampires V_V) go here:

I have a DeviantArt account (when will these accounts come to an ennddd?):

Annddd I have a thousand other accounts on a thousand other websites. If you are wondering if I have one on your favorite websites. I probably so. So PM me and ask.
Some popular ones are:, livejournal,, and

Favorite book characters (Yes I am aware most/some are dead): Emmett Cullen, Victoria, Laurent, Angela Weber, Jasper Hale, Leah Clearwater, Jacob Black-yes, sadly after Breaking Dawn I've changed my mind about him V_V-, Kate, and Garrett (from Twilight), Fred and George Weasley, Sirius Black, Bellatrix Lestrange, Ginny Weasey, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Nymphadora Tonks, Mundungas Fletcher (Harry Potter), Kuran Kaname (Vampire Knight), Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries), Ian O'Shea, Jamie Stryder (The Host), L, Mello, Misa Amane (Death Note), Chika Akatsuki (Zombie Loan)..

-R.I.P. select few, or handful...-

My absolute favorite of Twilight is Emmett Cullen, and of Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, and of The Host, Ian O'Shea, and of Death Note Mello. And obviously some books only have one character XD. And Zack Fair is my favorite movie character/video game character from FFVII.


Twilight: Because we all not-so-secretly own two copies.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else." -Damon Salvatore

"I don't give a damn about their lives!" -Damon Salvatore

"You know Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he has got style.." -Phineas Nigellus

"Murder, the ultimate crime of passion." -Bella Swan

"You breed mutants here." -Caius

"That kid, he told me that the natural sky scared him.
As I thought, it feels fullfilling.
Those wings, give them to me
Because it feels kinda..nice.
If you meet Aerith I'll be counting on you.
Hey... Now I've become a hero, right?"
-Zack Fair

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How To Torture Mello by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,105 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Antivillain by Bialy reviews
Mello’s not a murderer and he never will be, Halle decides. He’s a kid in over his head, and that might be more dangerous than anything else. MelloxHalle
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Halle L., Mello
Never Again by TwilightsVampyre reviews
Edward left Bella...again. Now, 40 years later, Edward finds time to pop in and check up on Bella. Jacob says Bella's gone...for good. Oh goody! Edward's upset that she's gone, time to go upset the Volturi! But guess who part of the Volturi NOW...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007
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Whole Again? reviews
When red eyes appear in the small town of Forks once again, what will happen? Bella could be in danger once again, but will her heart stop? Will Jacob's? The Cullens have found a 'new' enemy who will change everything. Who will get hurt now? Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Ten Things I Bet You Didn't Know About Jacob Black reviews
I think Jacob needs to be exposed for what he really is... This is a handy dandy one-shot my friends helped with does this. Jacob lovers be warned. Seriously, if you are a Jacob lover, don't read this. I do not need another bash from a forwarned person.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete