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Name: Samantha ( call me Sam or else... ( evil glare inserted here))

Age: 1 no 13 no 1008 yep I'm 1008 yrs old ( no I am not really 1008; for all the dumb people)

Gender: GUESS!

Favorite colors: Black, Royal Purple and Neon Green

Favorite music: I love Paramore,Avril, FOB, Evanescence, Linkin Park, , Muse, Good CharoltteTaylor Swift and other people

Favorie Animal: I lov animals so all animals are my favorite animals ( that didn't make sense did it)

How I look: I have black ( dye, my hair its light brown almost blondish EWW!!)wavy hair and i have green eyes.

Who i hate: I HATE HANNAH MONTANA/ MILEY CYRUS. She is a freakin Slut. A b- i a mean witch. ( no offense to the fans), didn't you see all the pictures and She say, she is so sorry. Sorry my ass. Also i Hate 3 girls in my school. They might be here so i wont say their names. Just tell you what the start with. T,M and V! They are wAAAAY too preppy!

What, Who I love: TWILIGHT, EDWARD CULLEN AND JACOB BLACK DANNY PHANTOM, D/S, CHARMED,Black Roses,Skull earings and other things i am to lazy to write.I LOVE EDGAR ALLAN POE"S POEMS. They are the best poems, especially " THE RAVEN".

I am Goth and i am Proud!!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you love Hot Topic and think Abercrombie and Fitch should burn in hell, copy to profile

If you think George W Bush is a monkey copy to profile

If you have ever heard a police sirin and yell "AAAAGGGHHH! THEY FOUND ME!" or something on the lines of that and hide in a random place put this in ur pro

If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over nothing copy this to your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you belong in an asylum and are proud of it, u better put this in ur pro!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the stupid leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into laughter at something that happened last week copy to profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you LOVE DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this on your profile.

if you are half ghost, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, 2wingo, dpfan333,BlackRose1234.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile. (All you DP fans, let's see if you can figure out mine)

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever locked yourself in your room and started sobbing uncontrolablly copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall on a sugar-high copy this into your profile.

Sacrifice your innocence and cross over to the dark side. We have cookies.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste

T his is Bunny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ( V ) ( )
Copy and paste him into your profile to help him achieve world domination.

If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile

If you use Dp puns in real life, copy this to your profile.

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

if you have ever started an argument with yourself and lost, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile

If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a sister thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so she could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is HAWT...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real),bella cullen (all of the cullen guys from twilight.), Number-1-Twilighters (Edward Cullen and Jacob Black), BlackRose1234 (Edward Cullen and Jacob Black).

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

(Made by, Dont remove this tag)
001. What day of the week were you born: UM... Monday ... I think
002. What time were you born: 10:17 pm ish
003. How much do you weigh: 99 pounds ... I am very skinny
004. How tall are you: Five feet.
005. Whats your shoe size: 5-7 somewhere between that
006. Whats your pants size: 1-3. I love baggy pants
007. What about your shirt size: Small
008. What grade are you in: 8th
009. Do you write with your right or left hand: Right hand
010. Is your hair naturally curly, straight or wavy: Wavy, but i curl it every 8 days
011. Did you lose all your baby teeth: Yeah!
012. Do you have your ears pierced: Yeah and I wear skull earrings
013. Do you untie your shoes before taking them off: Nahhh,
014. If you could change your name, what would you change it too: Hmm… I think I’d change it every week, just because there’s so many names I like out there.
015. Whats the next holiday: It's April ...So um Mother's day I think
016. What season is it: Spring IN 2 moths school is out
017. What are some of your pet peeves: Tons of them. When i hold the door and nobody says Thank you. Talk about manners. Also when people make a sound when they eat, people Cows do That!
018. Who are your celebrity rolemodels: I got none. All the celebirties are brainless people without a life. Most of them
019. How many enemies have you made this year: 3 and they are all are very evil people
020. Whats your favorite quote: hmm ... I really don't know
021. How often do you brush your hair a day: I never brush it, it's never frizzy
022. How long can you hold your breath underwater: I don't know
023. What are some of your pet peeves: Not anwsering that again!
024. When was your last haircut: In Febuary
025. If you had school, what did you do in period 4 today: English.. I think
026. What about periods 9 and 2: 2 is Math and 9 is Study Hall
027. Whats your favorite number and why:19, the first letter of mine name is the 19th letter in the alphabet
028. Name some colors that go good together:Purple and yellow and Black with anything
029. What was the last game you played: um.. Tag.. I know i am old but still
030. What hospital were you born at: Jamacia Hospital ( no not the country you idiot )
031. What were you for Halloween this year: Halloween isn’t here yet, but last years I was half-Angel, Hald devil, Called Double Trouble... I think
032. What was the last holiday: April's Fools
033. Besides this site, what was the last site you were on: a Danny Phantom site.
034. What were you doing four hours ago: On the computer
035. What color is the floor in your room: Whiteish, Tanish
036. What was the last thing you bought: A shirt and some bras
037. Whats on your clipboard? (paste it here): This survey!
038. What color(s) are your shoes: Black
039. Do you untie your shoes before taking them off: I already answered this
040. What was the last thing you ate: Rice, chicken and potatoe salad
041. Whats in your AIM profile? (paste it here): It's a purple music note
042. What annoying things do your best friends do: Everything they do is annoying.
043. Name someone you know whos name begins with D: David, Devon and um Danni
044. What about someone whos name begins with W: Whitney
045. And someone whos name begins with S: Stephine
046. If youre wearing jewelry, what do you have on: Told you, skull earrings
047. Name a random song: Leave ( get out) by JOJO
048. What colors are your room: Purple with black and white
049. How many windows are in your bathroom: One,
050. Whats the longest survey you took: THIS ONE
051. Do you think you have a good singing voice: Yes, Yes I DO
052. How often do you look in the mirror: um, never really count.
053. Are you content with how you look: Yes I am,
054. Whats bothering you right now: My big sister, she's telling me about something to do with medicen and I am not even paying attention. ( she wants to be a nurse)
055. Put -everything- youre wearing here: A purple shirt, with black capris and my purple converse and a black hairband with black braclets. I have black nailpolish and eyeliner on and skull earrings. ( this is third time i write this)
056. How long do your showers usually last: 30 minutes, 1 hour tops ( I like to get clean people!)
057. What time of the day do you usually take showers: Night time, I can’t get up early at all.
058. Whos the last person you said "Hi!" too: My dad... i think... I have a very short memory
061 What about Oregon:Um.. nice
062. Whats your favorite country:Egypt... I am dieing to go to Egypt
063. Do you speak any other languages? What languages: Yes. I can speak Freanch and Spanish Fluently and I am working on Japanese
064. Is anyone mad at you:My little sister and my cousin, they are mad at me because i didnt play “ House” with them
065. Are you mad at anyone: Yes, Stupid girls. Remember my enemies. They are so annoying. If you want to now what the did ask me. K?
066. What was the worst dental work you ever gotten done: nothing, my teeth are really white and healthy.
067. What do your clothes smell like: Well me, and i smell like wait... lilac and vanilla
068. Name one of you & your best friends newest inside jokes: I wonder if Mr Vitale is an alien!
069. Whats something you really need to do: My homework,
070. Did you enjoy this survey: Umm . Yes... I guess so.

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Survery Time!

x Ever been in a play?
Have you ever seen a Broadway show?
x Seen more than 10 shows?
x Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?
Does your current job involve theater in some way?
x Want to end up working in/for theater?
x Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
x Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!
Do you like the Sound of Music?
x Do you like Broadway shows?
Total X: 7

Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
Do you drive a four-wheeler?
Do you ride four-wheelers?
x Do you like to get dirty?
Do you like country music?
Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
Do you own a cowboy hat?
Do you live on more then 1 acres?
x Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
x Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies?
Total X: 3

x Do you wear black eyeliner?
x Is most of your clothing dark?
x Do you think about death often?
Do you want to die?
Are you a social outcast?
x Are you pale?
x Do you like Hot Topic?
x Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies
x- to people I don‘t like (cough)jockymeatheadsingym(cough) Are you mean?
Total X: 7

Can you skateboard?
x Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
Do you watch the x-games?
x Do you have any piercings?
do you know what hoisting one means?
x Do you wear Band t-shirts?
x Are you a rebel with a cause?
x Have you called someone a poser recently?
x do you draw on everybodys books and papers?
Total X: 6

Do you say the word "like" a lot?
Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?
Do the people in Hot topic scare you?
x Do you wear knee socks?
do you like pop music?
Do you like rap?
Do you own a polo shirt?
Does Goth make you cringe
Are Courderoys hot?
Total X: 1

Is your hair long?
x Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
x Do you want to save the animals?
x You think war is unnecessary?
x Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
x Have you ever participated in a protest?
x Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
Do you play a eukalele or os?
Do you/have you ever smoked dope?
Total X: 6

Do u act ghetto?
Do u wear do-rags?
Was Tupac truley the greatest rapper in the world?
Do you believe he's alive?
Do you like afros?
Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle" ?
Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
Total X: 0

x Do you cry often?
x Do you wear hoodies?
x Do you like hard music?
x Do people not understand you?
x Do you write your own poems?
x Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
x have you ever randomly stared screaming?
Do you like "Ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights?
x Do you think a lot?
Total X: 8

Do you surf?
Do you wear flip flops year-round?
Is your hair shaggy?
Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
x Do you own any pairs of shorts?
Are you tan?
x Do you want to be at the beach right now?
Do you hate tourists?
Total X: 2

x do you know html
do you wear glasses
Do you get good grades?
Do you use an inhaler?
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
Does your mom pick out your clothes?
x Are you on the computer often?
Do you ever get picked on?
Do you look forward to going to school?
Are you shy around the opposite sex?
You play video games?
Total X: 1


x Do you/have you played an instrument?
Can you play iron man by heart, but not actually know the lyrics?
x Do football players piss you off?
Do you know every word to your alma mater?
Do you know what a scaffolding is?
Do you break out into random dance when you hear Land of a Thousand Dances?
Are Chucks hot?
Do you know what a box drill is?
Do you practice an instrument for more than four hours a week?
Does the movie American Pie offend you?
total X: 2

I GOT GOTH. ( no really DUH!)

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you are against child abuse, as most of you should be, post this in your profile...

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I got this from somewhere, I forget where but here it is:

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your

No attachment on this one.


I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

My name is Marion, i'm 13, the time here is 10:51 pm and I hope it'll take more or less than 30 mins for this wish to happen. Ad my wish is to have a great guy that would love me for who I am, and that he would call me to tell me he loves me.

What a great email it was!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been recieved.


Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost...

A True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"


Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M A COMPUTER LOVER so I Must be a techno geek

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (If you cetch in a skirt take a picture then kill me. please.)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I ONCE FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST beb a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. (OMG i hate shopping. it is so boring)

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

These are some things you can do to annnoy people. Its super funny ( TPcrazy's ,to Tp is she is here: I tried the last one the second one and the 5th one)

Put a wet floor sign on the carpet.

Go up to the lost and found person and tell them you lost a pair of shoes 3 years ago at your cousin's house.

When the speakers come on, point and scream: No! The voices are following me again.

Stand in a clothes rack and when people look for clothes say: Pick me, pick me!

When you order at Mcdonalds say: I'd like a chocoalte milkshake, and there'd better not be any chocolate or milk in it!

Whenever you play rock paper scissors, choose rock, and if they choose paper punch them in the face, then say: Sorry, I thought the paper would protect you!

Sing a song really badly and offkey.

Constantly tell people to follow the (insert color) brick road!

Scream really loudly, and when qeustioned say: I saw an imaginary spider, only it wasn't real!

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Everlasting by Lunar Calling reviews
DP/Twilight crossover. Simple terms: Danny runs away from home after injuring people around him and meets the Cullen's, but they are not the only ones showing interest in this depressed halfa... DISCONTINUED, Adopted by Midnight Phantasma!
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
The DP trivia challenge by thebestAUTHOR reviews
Are you the DP master?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Pretending by ForeverLoner reviews
To get a restraining order lifted, Sam made a lie about her and Danny being in love.... But is it really a lie? DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008
Reversed Hero by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Has been updated!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,445 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Danny F., Sam M.
Fated by sciencefreak330 reviews
Danny's cousin moves back to Amity Park after five years, but when she reveals her darkest secret to him, how will it ultimately affect Danny's fate? Post PP. DxS and small TxOC. T for character deaths in later chapters and just to be safe.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,054 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Crazy's Not A Label by IAmTheLonelyHeart reviews
AU. All of her life, Sam had been labeled 'crazy'. All it took was a few months with Danny to find out she's not. Rated T for mentions of death and mental illness, etc.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,111 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
I hate my life by Nic0la-2oo8 reviews
this story is about Sam she is a nobody in school with her friend Tucker, but when Danny Fenton the most popular boy in the school starts to notice her what will happen? R&R chapter 6 up
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sam M., Danny F.
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Time Warped by singingturrets reviews
MY THREE TIME ZONE CLASH OF CONFUSION IS FINISHED! DXS Please Review my first complete story.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
In the Dark by singingturrets reviews
Oneshot about Sam being Sam I guess. DXS Kinda sad....
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Happy Camper by Chopeeh reviews
When Danny's parents send him to a ghost hunting camp for a month, how will the city of Amity Park survive without the ghost boy? More importantly, how will Danny survive the merciless kids at ghost camp AND keep his secret? He will be no happy camper DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
Danny Phantom Is The Cooliest by Kiddo912 reviews
I was really hyper when i wrote this. I didn't like Danny Phantom that much and this is more of a random satire then anything.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Tucker F., Danny F.
Amazing Danny Phantom by dpphan333 reviews
AU-retelling.DxS Danny Fenton was an average guy--until he went into his parent's Ghost Portal and activated it, causing him to get ghost powers. Now...he is half-Danny, half-Phantom! .Semi-permanent HIATUS!.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Danny F.
Advice for the Clueless by nolapeep reviews
Tucker gives Danny an early birthday present, one day, while waiting for the bus. Hint hint, it's a book. Yeah, it's called, "Advice for the Clueless".
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Seperate Parents by Youngbountygirl reviews
Diana & Sammantha's parents have been devorced for thirteen years since their parents have been together until they meet at camp. They decided to switch places to get their parents back together. What will happen? DxS DP&Parent Trap crossover 1970 version
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,421 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Blood and Tears by Spiffy McFloogan reviews
The summer before their sopohmore year, a horrible tragedy. Now, with the trio spit up and Sam pushing her friends away living in regrets, Danny must figure out what happened to her before tragedy strikes again and completely robs her of her sanity R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sam M., Danny F.
Just Practicing by Girl in Blue reviews
Danny needs to learn how to kiss and for that he asks Sam to help him. DxS of course! Completed!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,905 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete