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Joined 01-01-08, id: 1459440, Profile Updated: 08-14-13
Author has written 12 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Rurouni Kenshin, Star Wars, Firefly, Fushigi Yuugi, Vampire Knight, and Eyeshield 21.

I am female, between 5 and 305 years of age, and a hopeless book addict. Fantasy's a favorite and I'm not fond of horror, but I will read most anything with a decent story.

This account began as a repository of the fics I've written over the years. They've been knocking around my computer for so long, I finally decided to kick some of them out into the wide, wild world. That being said, some of these fics were written quite sometime ago so please be gentle... Hopefully, I've improved since then, and now write passable entertainment.

I write when and if I feel like it--the muse, unfortunately damn it, is commanded by no one. And frequently hiding in the BLACK HOLES OF NOTHINGNESS created by the dread lairds (they're terribly Scottish, don't ask me why) of Writer's Block.

Speaking of Writer's Block...College Daze is on hiatus. I have the first part done and dusted, but before I could get around to the second, my FY inspiration was tackled by a certain Amefuto team and it is now hiding from a certain spiky haired blond.

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A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Much Ado About Mankanshoku by croquette queen reviews
Mako Mankanshoku, like her mother's croquettes, is very much a mystery. [Gamagori x Mako]
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Mako M., I. Gamagoori - Complete
ASK NOT THE FOOL FOR HOW THE TOAD GIVES A VALENTINE by Moiderah reviews
Gamagoori is a lot of things. "Good at asking people out on dates without screaming at the top of his lungs" isn't one of them. A Valentine's Special Collaboration with Angel0Wonder
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Mako M., I. Gamagoori - Complete
The Ante by Lucia de'Medici reviews
When Gambit left Rogue on the shores of Blood Moon Bayou, he slipped a playing card into her hand. More than a conciliatory gesture, it signaled the start of something that carried the understanding: Never bet more than you are willing to lose.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 337,034 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Elegy for the Stars by ricecooker2000 reviews
"You might not be aware, Razer, but you are made out of stars." Aya and Razer, from beginning to end.
Green Lantern: The Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Aya, Razer - Complete
Abstruse by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
Defenestrate- verb. 1. To throw a person or thing out of a window. 2. What Darcy Lewis wants to do to a certain God of Mischief all the time.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,507 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
Things That Never Happened to Buffy Summers by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Fifty drabbles, fifty crossovers, five thousand words: 50 Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Buffy S. - Complete
Red Dresses at Ayame's by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
-AU- The missing heiress to the city's main crime family, a mysterious Chinese woman in red, a rising rebel faction, a 'neutral' arms dealer, and blurring lines between allies and enemies: private eye Neji Hyuuga has never had a case like this before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Grocery List by La Flamingo reviews
She runs into Christine Everheart at the supermarket and she doesn't know what's more awkward, the fact she's run into Ms. Vanity Fair in the vegatables or the fact that she's actually grocery shopping. Oneshot. T/P, Christine Everheart.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
La Pepperony Pizzaz by Rashaka reviews
Miss Potts, refresh my addled and mildly inebriated cerebellum: why are we here?"
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
This Is How It Works by AntipodeanOpaleye reviews
He finds her doubled over, sobbing into her newly manicured hands, and it hurts, because she really is all he has, and the only thing he truly knows is that this doesn’t work. Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
A Proposal Maybe by seren23 reviews
Tony proposes. A conversation ensues. Tony/Pepper UST in the Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Partners by Ankhutenshi reviews
Based on an LJ challenge, exploring the friendship between Jing and Kir. Series of 50 short stories. Currently completed: 30 of 50
King of Bandit Jing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,578 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007
To Each His Own by EE's Skysong reviews
[CotBP] Jack makes a beginner's mistake: he asks Will about Elizabeth. 'How can you 'not really' love someone? Either you do or you don't.' 'Maybe in your world, bucko, where everything is nice and black and white. In mine, everything is shades of gray.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
When Harley Met Kory by David Hines reviews
Harley Quinn and Starfire have a teamup. Really.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Feegles on a Firefly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Because this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Frozen Sky by Jedi Boadicea reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,470 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
He Didn't Want to Hear That! by mercurybard reviews
Five things Mal never wanted to hear in the middle of a job.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Mal - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to Rescue Situations by afrai reviews
Renji's had better days. IRR, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Renji A. - Complete
Bootstrap Baby by The Phantom reviews
PreDMC. Because Bootstrap Bill is incredibly annoying.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Zen and the Art of Mercenary Maintenance by SpaceAnJL reviews
Honesty has a price. People have a limit. And everybody has their own path to walk.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Coping Mechanism by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji has to cope with no longer being the center of Tenten's attention. Neji has never been good at coping. [NejiTen] with a side of [Naru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Low Expectations by EE's Skysong reviews
Remy's in love. Rogue's upset. Kitty is neither bold nor brave. Piotr is threatening mass murder. John is a jerk... seemingly. And Wanda is in the middle of it all, mad. 'Merde happens when you're in love.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Pyro - Complete
After The Storm by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Completed. Movieverse gapfiller, FaramirEowyn. Sequel to Points of Precedence. How Faramir and Eowyn came together. Completed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Voyeurs by Surplus Imagination reviews
A missing moment from 'Trash'. There ought to have been some ogling going on in Serenity in that desert scene.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Wash, Kaylee - Complete
The Turks Christmas Special by Reno Spiegel reviews
It's that time of year again. The time for heavy snow, the time for old men with their jackets taking jaunts on the cleared sidewalks. . .and the time for Reno, enjoying his vacation, to get irritated with the company party.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,399 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004
Dropping The Masks by O'Ylia reviews
An unusual way of how three youths could drop their respective facades about their identities and their real feelings.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
Alcohol Induced by O'Ylia reviews
FF7AC. The gang is having a party. With beer. Draw your own conclusion or read the story. Alcoholic OOCness, oneshot, PG since there's beer involved. LOTS of it. [EDIT 22 Sept'05]:Written prior to AC's release so all details will not be entirely correct]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Sundial by Angrybee reviews
Shinomori Aoshi's road to redemption is paved with dead people. Shijiko, Hyotokko, Beshimi and Hannya just won't shut up. (Complete.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,864 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
Hajime and Tokio by Angrybee reviews
The story of the life, and love, which grew between an unlikely couple. Follows Saitou and Tokio from the Genji era through and past the Rurouni Kenshin tale. Rated for: Violence, Language, Adult Themes. (COMPLETE except for epilogue.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 296,015 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Saitou, Saitou - Complete
A Rurouni's Guide to Idiocy by RurouniGochan reviews
The journey from hitokiri to rurouni a mentally angstbusting change. ...Normally. The Oro, the dono suffix, the Sessha... It all had to come from somewhere or rather, someone. A lighter look at how The Rurouni came to be.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,449 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Kenshin
Origami Tales by Ariana Deralte reviews
The early life of Genjo Sanzo, in three parts. Warning: Contains humour. Complete
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003 - G. Sanzo, Komyou S. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by dirge reviews
It began with a game...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,745 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 6/6/2001
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Long Passes reviews
Sequel to Short Passes-follow the players through their college years. Mostly HiruMamo, but SenaSuzuna and others may pop up.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
Short Passes reviews
Hiruma Yoichi and Anezaki Mamori. A series of one-shot short passes between the angelic manager and the demonic quarterback throughout their high school years.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
College Dayz reviews
On a modern college campus, the Suzaku Shinichiseishi discover life, love, and all the squishy little roadbumps along the way. AU. Not a reincarnation fic. Rated T for swearing.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
If Life was like Vampire Knight reviews
We would all be impossibly good-looking, yet have SECRET, MIND CRIPPLING, ANGST. No really.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012
Yugioh In Short: Waking the Dragons reviews
Part three of insanity. We always parody the ones we love, right?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Yugioh In Short: Battle City reviews
The saga continues. Boredom is the mother of parody, but parodies will pup.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Firefly Drinking Game! reviews
Or how to have even more fun while watching Firefly. Rated T for the possibility of drunky-ness
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/29/2008
Would You Drive an RK Character? reviews
Yes, I do think of these things.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008
Yugioh Drinking Game reviews
Even if I don't own it, we can still have fun How does he get that lift on his hair anyway?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Since He Was Born reviews
Luke, and the one thing that has been with him for all his life.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Luke S. - Complete
Mask Of Shadows reviews
Himura struggles to deal with life after the Bakumatsu. Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kenshin, Battousai - Complete
Yugioh In Short: Duelist Kingdom reviews
Boredom is the mother of parody.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete