{ON HIATUS FOR MOST STORIES BECAUSE MY BESTIE DIED. IDK WHEN I'LL BE BACK}

Hey guys! Call me Wise Girl.

I wanted to give you guys a name so I will address you all as Night Owls. I don't sleep. Like AT ALL! I am a book nerd 100%. I hope that as time goes by my writing will get better. I am going to apologize if I don't update often. I promise I will try. My life is a big piece of shit right now so I can't promise anything.

I do have a Pinterest account and I am WiseGirl46.

I am pansexual and I love you all! Thank you for checking out my stories.

Percy taught me to live life to the fullest.

Annabeth taught me that every problem has a logical solution. You just have to take your time to figure it out.

Leo taught me to always keep a smile on my face. Don't let anybody ever get you down.

Jason taught me that honor and respect can be beautiful things.

Piper taught me that there is beauty in all of us. You just need to know where to look.

Frank taught me to not judge people too quickly. They could end up being a great friend to you one day.

Hazel taught me to never be afraid of my own abilities.

Grover taught me about the beauty in nature.

Coach Hedge taught me that toughness sometimes comes in small packages.

Reyna taught me that you should always help out a friend in need.

Nico taught me to never give up on the ones I love.

Octavian taught me the importance of self control. (I'm sure we all wanted to punch him at some point)

Beckondorf taught me that it's okay to sacrifice something for a cause you truly care about.

Luke taught me that all great heroes will come through in the end. It just might take them a little while.

Thalia taught me that my fears cannot control me if I don't let them.

Travis and Connor taught me the importance of having fun.

Clarisse taught me it's okay to stand up for myself.

Dear bullies,

That girl you called fat?
She's starving herself.
The girl you called ugly?
She spends hours in front of the mirror, putting on makeup hoping someone will like her.
The boy you just tripped?
He's abused enough at home.
The man you made fun of for having ugly scars?
He fought for our country.
The boy you called lame?
He has to work day and night to support his family.
The boy you made fun of for crying?
His mother died.
The girl you teased for being blind?
She didn't choose to be.

So copy-paste this and put it on your profile. I bet 90% of you won't, but the 10% that does has a heart

The ones who smile the most are the most broken

The ones you tell the most jokes have felt the most pain

The ones with the most scars have shed the most tears

The most loyal have been betrayed the most

The ones who are the most passionate have are the most depressed

The most creative have lost the most

The saddest people smile the brightest

The loneliest people are the kindest

The most damaged people are the wisest

The songs a person listens to will tell you more about them they they will ever tell you

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

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Professional fangirl.

My fandoms are all a little insane.

I'm a fangirl. We don't do calm.

I'm that girl...
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who always wonders what she did wrong.
The one who writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best of apples
are at the top of the tree
but the boys don't want to
reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting
hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't quite as
good, but are easy to reach. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

We aren't different from you.

We breathe the same.

We live the same.

You hate us, yet you think you can be justified.

We bleed the same.

We can't breathe.

What makes you think you can attack us at a peaceful protest?

How many more mothers' must cry before you see?

How are you so blind?

"We treat [racism] like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people"

"There comes a time where silence is betrayal,"- MLK

America is mad that at black people for saying "Black Lives Matter!". We are mad to have to say it at all.

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

IN THIS HOUSE

WE SOLEMNLY SWEAR WE ARE UP TO NO GOOD

BECAUSE WE ARE MEMBERS OF DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY

AS BRAVE AS GRYFFINDOR

AS INTELLIGENT AS RAVENCLAW

AS LOYAL AS HUFFLEPUFF

AS CUNNING AS SLYTHERIN

AND

TOGETHER WE HAVE SOMETHING WORTH FIGHTING FOR

WE HAVE BECOME THE MASTERS OF ALL THE DEATHLY HALLOWS

WE KNOW THE ANSWERS CAN BE FOUND ON PAGE 394

WE REMEMBER THAT HAPPINESS CAN BE FOUND EVEN IN THE DARKEST OF TIMES

IN THIS HOUSE WE ALWAYS DO HARRY POTTER

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN, FOREST, RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

I love my mother because...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER: "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE: "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP: "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS: "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS: "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM: "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "Where have you been all my life?"

Woman: "Hiding from you."

Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."

Woman: "Really, I'd put F and U together."

Man: "Your eyes they're amazing."

Woman: "Seeing your back would be pretty amazing."

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…:

• There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

• Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

• When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

• You burn food to see if it smells good.

• You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

• Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

• You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

• You sometimes try to control water.

• You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

• You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

• Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

• You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

• You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

• Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

• You are a PJO character for Halloween.

• Recite lines randomly from the books.

• When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

• Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

• You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

• You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

• You have dreams about PJO characters/events

• You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

• That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

• In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

• You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

• When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

• You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

• You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .

• You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

• You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

• You give all your siblings god parents.

• You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

• You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

• You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

• You still think 'Thuke' could happen.

• You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

• You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

• Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, (as does your father) to cure your obsession.

• You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

• You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

• You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

• When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

• you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.

• you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

• you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

• you watch the movie and read the book every chance you get.

• you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

• you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

• you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

• you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

• every-time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

• every-time somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

• you talk about them nonstop.

• You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

• You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

• Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

• You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

• You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

• You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

• You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

• You think George Bush is a son of Ares

• You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses??)

• Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

• When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

• You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

• Every-time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

• You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

• Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

• You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a test.

• And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

• You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

• When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

• You cried when you finished TLO

• You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

• Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

• You're in love with a fictional character

• You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

• You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

• You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

• You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

• You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

• You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

• You know which pages the good parts are on.

• You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

• You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

• You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

• You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

• You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

• You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

• You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

• You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

• Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

• You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

• You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

• The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

• On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

• You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

• You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

• You know PJO better then most sane people

• You have links to every great PJO site

• You add things to the list every day

• You know what you would do if you were Percy

• You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

• At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

• You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

• For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

• Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

• You are trying to learn Greek

• You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

• Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

• You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

• You have an instant crush on Nico!

• You just have to research more about greek mythology

• You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

• About 75/100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

• You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

• You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

• Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree

• A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

• You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter/son of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

• You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

• You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

• You want to learn Latin

• You copy/paste this onto your profile

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

I copy and pasted that off of some other peoples profiles. I forgot who they were. Sry

If you read all of that, I applaud you. You are either a kind person or a stalker or both.

- Wise Girl

PS

LOVE YOU UNCLE RICK!!!!!!! (but sometimes I also hate you *cough* throwing percabeth into tartarus *cough* *cough* killing jason *cough*

PPS

Sorry if I spoiled anything for those of you who have no idea what I am talking about but read/are planning on reading Percy Jackson.