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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Greetings to you and any other person who randomly decided to go to my profile,

I'm LTC, or Michaela, or KK, or whatever you want to call me. I have lots of nicknames, as in too many too list here, at least I'm too lazy to list them all here.

Anyway, I really have to apoligize. I like almost never update. But I try! I'm just usually so busy. I do have a life you know, I'm not someone who doesn't have a life outside the computer and spends all of their free time online, blogging, instant messaging, e-mailing, and writing fanfics and stuff. I mean, only SOME of my time. But honestly, I rarely update, at least during school months, during holidays I can update more. I've been working on a few chapters, I haven't been able to finish them and get them up yet. Sorry. Hopefully they will be soon!

I get really busy with after school activities and school and everything, like I mentioned before. So please...cut me some slack if I don't update much. I'm only human. :D

I really can't apologize enough about my updating. I feel so bad about it, but I get so busy, and everything. I know, I know, I'm making excuses, but I really try!

I have three stories up at the moment. One Getting Jobs is about all the Cullen "kids" getting in trouble and having to get jobs, I think I have a few chapters up and have yet to start on the next one. Puppy Love, a story about the Cullens getting a puppy, has two chapters, but I need to find some inspiration for the next few. And then Veggie Vamps and Other Song Fics is juts random skits involving the Cullens singing (especially Veggietales songs.)

Thats the link to my blog. It's usually pretty stupid and random, sometimes it's a bit more serious. If you like my writing you'll probably like my blog. If you read it please please comment, I'd love to hear from you. :D

Well, I really have nothing more to say. I'll update soon (or I'll try too) Read and Review!

Creatively Yours,

KK (la-tua-cantante24601)

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Killian Meets Modernity by SnappleApple11 reviews
Because explaining the 21st century to a 300-year-old pirate is entirely too entertaining a concept to pass up. Capt. Swan et al. one-shots chronicling Killian's encounters with modernity. Mostly Captain Swan but will also include other characters too. Updates will come irregularly with inspiration and requests. Rated M for future chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,018 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 12/15/2014 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] Henry Mills
Everything Has It's Place by kissmelikeapirate reviews
The new home for my little drabbles and Tumblr fics... (Captain Swan) Ratings vary(Mostly unbeta'd - apologies for the typos/errors - I will try and fix at some point!).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 56,537 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Real Vs Fairytale by Vikinglady47 reviews
Killian and Emma watch movies of Peter Pan and Captain Hook. What would Killian's reaction will be?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Off Limits by headoverhook reviews
She had always been like a little sister to him. Until the day she came back from college and everything changed. Best friend's sibling AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,042 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5008 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Things We Do For Love by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward Cullen has one moment of rash thinking and buys a puppy so he can talk to his local dog walker. This sparks controversy between his friends but they soon come to realise that you’d do anything when you think you’ve found ‘The One’. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,426 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Camp Counselors: Edward and Jacob by Kimmy1901 reviews
[Sequel to Handcuffs] What happens when Bella signs Jacob and Edward up to be Camp Counselors?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marriage Counseling by Babbit.ramblings reviews
Alice finds the perfect church for Bella and Edward but what happens when the priest requires premarital counseling? What will he think of their complex relationship? BxE Rated M because I'm paranoid... Please R&R author formally mybrandofherion
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,008 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007
The CullenAry Arts by Kuroko Meme reviews
What do you get when you send five angry vampires and a clumsy human to Culinary Arts Summercamp? Nothing good, that’s for sure… Second attempt at FF, please be nice! Canon pairings. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,420 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
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Veggie Vamps and other Cullen Song Fics reviews
Basically random little skits about the Cullens, usually involving them singing Veggie Tales songs with word alterations or other songs. Just random and funny I think so anyway
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
Getting Jobs reviews
What happens when the Cullen kids get in trouble and have to get jobs? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Puppy Love reviews
Alice buys a puppy? Will Bella like it? Will Edward? Will Esme? READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008