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I can't write but I can definitely read!! :)
Pride and Prejudice
Fast and the Furious
To be honest I pretty much just love OCs!! I'm not really sure why but I usually love OC pairings over canon - although there are always exceptions to this! :)
Poem I found for an assignment on Racism
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.
I'm into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
If you think Sterotyping is wrong, copy and paste this on your profile.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, DAMNIT! RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn! That was fun!"
If you're TOTALLY obsessed with DOGS, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! PS: DOGS ROCK!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this on your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
You spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (Willy Wonka is my hero, lol).
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile..
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
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