TaleTerror
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Joined 01-02-08, id: 1460574, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

The ideas I have may seem strange myself and probably to you as well, but I'm just trying new things and strange ideas make new stories that at least someone's bound to like right?
Patience is virture, so bear with me.

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Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Volunteer 13 by Edward's Eternal reviews
A favour for a friend. A few minutes of her life. Kiss a stranger and see what happens. "Easy," Rose insisted. "Kiss him and walk away." Will it be that simple?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thank You For Waiting by love-tart reviews
When a mysterious stranger moves in next door to Bella in the middle of the night, he awakens something inside her that she didn't even realize she yearned for. One shot written for the Mine To Mark contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Edward, Bella
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 94,173 - Reviews: 6393 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Draconian Heart by camnz reviews
Hermione had known the bitter end was coming, but it still took her by surprise as their cottage was crumbling from the force of the Deatheaters' assault. There really wasn't any hope left, but she would fight none the less. The dark side had won and there was no place left in the world for the remnants of her side, so this is how it ends. Very DARK - contains non consentual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,966 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 810 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Suit Up by Marvar reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch? My entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. First place in Public vote and the Judges's pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Edward, Bella
Barred by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Drug runner Edward is always called away from the road when he passes a certain establishment. He knows all his dirty desires can be fulfilled in that bar, and he never takes no for an answer. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sandstone Cove by cosmogirl7481 reviews
I came here looking for some rest, some relaxation…some downtime. I never expected to find anything else. I certainly never expected to find him. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her. Rated M for reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10212 - Favs: 5,214 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe Next Time He'll Think by Maplestyle reviews
When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating will a handsome stranger help her forget him? *Winner Swooniest Male - Edward in the TwiHEAContest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thank You For Waiting by Mine To Mark Contest reviews
When a mysterious stranger moves in next door to Bella in the middle of the night, he awakens something inside her that she didn't even realize she yearned for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Proposition by JA Mash reviews
Years of longing... overturned by a simple bet and discovering that the heart... and other parts of their anatomy... truly want what they want.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unspoken Relations by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella has a steamy encounter in a closet with a stranger. But is he really a stranger?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Working Relationship by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella, a fledgling lawyer, has better luck in a courtroom than with men. Enter the hottie in the pricey suit who offers to pay double her going rate, and he's not talking legal fees. The pair find themselves deep in a compensation-based misunderstanding until a few months later when she realizes she may be in love with her one and only regular.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7789 - Favs: 8,494 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6910 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Santa Swan Style by Isannah reviews
Interoffice Secret Santa Exchange...a time to share the holiday spirit with your co-workers. For Bella, it's an opportunity to make Edward wake up and realize what he has right in front of him. E/B Rated M for language and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Vie De Bella by coldplaywhore reviews
Stranded before Thanksgiving with no where to go. She throws caution to the wind and finds what she never knew she was looking for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 706 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25048 - Favs: 12,125 - Follows: 8,224 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by aftrnoondlight reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Devil is in the Cocktails by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Auror Malfoy and "Creature Keeper" Granger compete in a contest to concoct a new, autumnal-themed cocktail for the Leaky Cauldron. Who will prove to have the superior knowledge needed to create the best-tasting, original mixed drink? DH-compliant, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 219 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4199 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4909 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4029 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8123 - Favs: 8,167 - Follows: 8,395 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
While You Were Gone by Jenny0719 reviews
Upon returning to Forks, Edward quickly learns that trying to remove supernatural forces from Bella's life by leaving was in vain. She's undergone a transformation that he couldn't have even imagined. AU Part 2 coming soon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,645 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Moments by TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 173 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sighs and Sacrifice: A Wizarding Romance by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Stand In by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though. A dragon's love is forever. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/HOT SHAGGING. Draco x Hermione. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,135 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirror Series: Forbidden Desire by RZZMG reviews
Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Prior to Forever by xlovestory reviews
It's happened four times. It can't be a coincidence. I am the woman who will never find the right man, because I will always hand them off to their significant other. I am the "Prior to Forever" woman. B/E, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Stagecoach Named Desire by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU: The traveling Edward Cullen finds himself in the backwoods of a small Washington town. Stuck for the night, he takes up the offer of the local Sheriff for shelter, only to find his lovely daughter, Bella, the milkmaid, the real accommodation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 149 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunions by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unconscionable Behavior by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Draco and Hermione are new parents, and Lucius discovers that keeping an ear out for baby can be quite enlightening. EWE. Voyeurism, DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cell Mates by lexiecullen17 reviews
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Straight-laced-Bella's bachelorette weekend in Vegas gets a wee bit out of hand. Entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8691 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 5,088 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 397 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virginity Pact Continues! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Captive of a Bartender by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught Looking by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella embarks on a Halloween she will never forget. My entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. Rated M for graphic language and scenes of a sexual nature. EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An unexpected solution by ClairE88 reviews
Hermione is in a dilemma. She loves her boyfriend, Ron, but also wants an amazing first time, which an inexperienced boyfriend doesn't seem to be able to provide. But what will she do? DM/HG, M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 307 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 568 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Starkers by phannah17 reviews
In which four girls happen upon four boys in limitied clothing, consequentially causing a spur of relationships to bloom, one between Hogwarts biggest 'prude' and its smarmiest Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Helping hands by dracolov reviews
Draco Malfoy has come down with an unknown illness over the summer. He had to beg his mum to let him go back to school as head boy. Now he stuck with Granger as a roomie and his illness is getting stranger DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,967 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Confessions by slytherincrush reviews
Warning: do not read if you are easily offended by hawt sexy Draco/Hermione make-out sessions. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 204 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fall by petitesorciere reviews
Showers can be rather slippery places...a smutty dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Blue Potion by Twilight to Midnight reviews
In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Auctions And Dignity by lampfghgh reviews
When Dumbledore needs funds for the war an auction takes place in order to help. What are they auctioning? Why, dignity ofcourse! I suck at summary's read it and make up your own summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,973 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Sauce by M to the 5th Power reviews
Draco and Hermione are 7th year Heads. And with a dorm to themselves, an adjoining bathroom and a kitchen stocked with various condiments, they get up to some fun. Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magic Mistletoe by petitesorciere reviews
A Christmas OneShot. A sprig of mistletoe is charmed, with some interesting results for Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Retribution by Araminta Ditch reviews
Willabeth. Warning: Smutsmutsmut. Pre DMC, An engagement party thrown for the happy couple, yet it takes something a bit more risque to satisfy our dear Miss Elizabeth. Proceed with caution.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Spy on Your Friends by spilledink7 reviews
Hermione's been disappearing a lot and her two friends want to know why. One illegal potion later and they get their answer, and they really wish they hadn't. DHr with some suggestive content, but nothing too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 156 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Lady Casper-san reviews
Sometimes, dreams were more into what your darkest fantasy wished it to be. [Lemon&Angst]JacksonxLisa
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Best Moments by LKenzie reviews
Sometimes all you have to do is take a chance. Some of us are just too afraid to take them until the tension becomes unbearable. Warning: Mature content and an ff pairing.
Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Don't Let Go by lateBloomer04 reviews
WE An extended version of the infamous beach scene at the end of AWE. Will and Elizabeth only have one day to spend together before he must leave her for ten years. Will unknowingly gives Elizabeth something to remember him by.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Smile by Dying Romance reviews
“Do you like doing this to me?” Draco asked. “At worst, I feel bad for a while. Then I just smile,” Hermione grinned at his tears. “I go ahead and just smile.” She enjoyed making him hurt. Not your typical fairytale ending, atleast not for one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,005 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cherish and Savor by Lady Casper-san reviews
She couldn't get his attention much and it drove her mad...that was however until a certain pirate was brought to into the conversation. Will x Elizabeth. Oneshot [Lemon]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Nymph Galaxy 2 by Mari89 reviews
Struggling, Hermione will do anything to get Draco back, but when Ron confesses that he wants to be with her and Draco seems to notice, Hermione is left with the decision of pursuing after her enemy or breaking her best friend's heart...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence by Archosy reviews
Silence. All she wanted was silence. But apparently fate didn't want her to have any. For Fate had other ideas in store for her when Draco Malfoy showed up in the Room of Requirement with her. Please R&R! Alot better than summary sounds hopefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Redone scene by Spaugs reviews
This is the bathroom scene from Red Eye, redone and RATED M FOR A REASON! I own nothing. PLease R and R
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nymph Galaxy by Mari89 reviews
Parvati,Lavender & Hannah smiled & looked at Hermione for her agreement.I guess I'm in,she said. Great,to which guys are we giving this private strip show to? asked Ginny. I know, said Hannah, Harry,Ron,Seamus,Zabini &...Malfoy DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
That Time Of Month by Pho3niX reviews
Blaise finds himself reluctantly playing the mediator once more over another of Draco and Hermione's arguments. Dramionaise goodness, so enjoy! Please R&R. Oneshot. Warning: FMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Falling for the First Time by mellehz reviews
ONE SHOT. Will and Elizabeth's first time 'together' hope you like :3
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Who Wants To Play SpinTheBottle? by Pho3niX reviews
Hermione decides to loosen up and have some fun. After all, it is her last year at Hogwarts. Besides, how bad can a dare from a game of SpintheBottle be? Hermione is about to find out that dares can be as bad as..kissing enemies!DMHG,R&R,M for swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,705 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Lovely Delirium by Kyra4 reviews
PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What A Difference A Night Makes by Kyra4 reviews
DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Toad reviews
Twist to a few classic fairy tales combined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Bella, Edward
Untitled TaleTerror Project reviews
Takes place in the Biology excursion/Greenhouse scene in Twilight. Alice never saw it coming and Edward couldn't have stopped it. Will he still have the chance to tell Bella how he really feels before its too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Clothes Off Friday! reviews
Hermione and Ginny come up with a Friday tradition to make school more interesting. Spoiler in the title . DMHG. FLUFF,SMUTT & RATED M for Mature readers for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009