hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-02-08, id: 1460666, Profile Updated: 02-11-14

user name: jono14

country: USA

Sex: Female

age: 20

birthday: 11-09

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile.

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.


"No one ought to harm another in his life, health, liberty, or possessions." by John Locke

"There would be no black and white, the world would just treat my wife right. We could walk down in Mississippi, and no one would look at us twice. That's my dreamworld." - Dreamworld by Robin Thicke

Fall Not In Love; it will stick to Your Face – National Lampoon

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical. - Trey Parker and Matt Stone

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is FINALLY better then your dreams – Dr. Seuss


Experience. Dream. Risk. Close your eyes and jump. Enjoy the freefall. Choose exhilaration over comfort. Choose magic over predictability. Choose potential over safety. Wake up to the magic of everyday life. Make friends with your intuition. Trust your gut. Discover the beauty of uncertainty. Know yourself fully before you make promises to another. Make millions of mistakes so that you will know how to choose what you really need. Know when to hold on and when to let go. Love hard and often and without reservation. Seek knowledge. Open yourself to possibility. Keep your heart open, your head high and your spirit free. Embrace your darkness along with your light. Be wrong every once in awhile, and don't be afraid to admit it. Awaken to the brilliance in ordinary moments. Tell the truth about yourself no matter what the cost. Own your reality without apology. See goodness in the world. Be bold. Be Fierce. Be Grateful. Be Wild, Crazy and Gloriously Free. Be You. Go now, and live.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 474,096 - Reviews: 25412 - Favs: 6,706 - Follows: 6,734 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 90 - Words: 640,584 - Reviews: 16870 - Favs: 7,254 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dream the Ordinary, Live the Impossibilities by BrownEyez44 reviews
Spashley! A completely different take on the lives of the SON crew. Older, wiser, and with careers. Please read and review. I own nothing but my imagination! -starting work on a re-edit; changing writing style from script to book, please bare with me-
South of Nowhere - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 244,940 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Spencer C., Ashley D.
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 18017 - Favs: 5,187 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Taters7 reviews
Bella Swan mother Died when Bella was just 2 years old. Now living with a father that beats her and having a crush or maybe even in love with her English teacher Edward Cullen Bella dosnt know what to do, What will her teacher do to help her. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,856 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6046 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Points Underneath by breathe4her reviews
Life can take you places you've never thought imaginable – but is it possible that the imaginable is what you've been searching for all along? - Wash It All Away Sequel
South of Nowhere - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 124 - Words: 245,053 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Code Word: Eclipse by brianna.avenged reviews
Kim and Ron are on a mission stopping Drakken and Shego. However, when a vortex opens up in the middle of Kim and Shego's fight, everything changes between Kim and Shego because what comes from the vortex are Kim and Shego...from the future.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,403 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kim P., Shego
Fallen by B. Silverbow reviews
When a new vegetarian vampire coven move to Forks, the Cullens couldn't be more surprised. That is, until they realise that one of the family isn't a vampire, but she sure as hell isn't human. Bellice fic. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 154,649 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Alice
The Apocalypse: The First Year by hollymarie4 reviews
In a post zombie apocalyptic world, a group of survivors fight to stay alive.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,057 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Spencer C., Ashley D. - Complete
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17734 - Favs: 11,071 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternity by 51readaholic15 reviews
Femslash, Alice/Bella. Bella is an ancient vampire in hiding. Alice is a 'vegetarian' vampire attending high school in Forks with the rest of her family. The two vampire's worlds collide with results neither ever anticipated...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,987 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9781 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Reason by memyname reviews
Excerpts: “..the two collided together in a mass of arms and legs entwined..” “Looking down, she noticed the white sarong that was once wrapped around Ashley’s waist lay open around them, making the barrier between her thigh and Ashley’s center minimal."
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,764 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Ashley D., Spencer C.
For Fame, Fortune, and Freedom by StarvingLunatic reviews
AU. After being accused of a crime that she didn't commit, Kim becomes an outlaw to avoid being executed. Join Kim on an adventure as she learns how to be a pirate and eventually becomes the captain of a pirate ship. KiGo, BetViv, BoNique, and RonYori. Cover by Karigan1989.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,761 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Secret by thelittlepixie reviews
Bella discovers the real reason behind her parents sudden separation 18 yrs earlier. Her life changes forever at the unexpected arrival of her mirror image. Secrets revealed, friendships forged & enemies made between those she cares most for. B/E & J/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 230,827 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Future sun by XIIItoMidnight reviews
What if when Edward and the Cullens left they left a love struck Alice behind too? Unknown feelings revealed? Better then it sounds...Alice/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,298 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Alice, Bella
Coming Back Home Again by miss dyme reviews
What if Spencer decided to attend Worthington 5 yrs.ago instead of UCLA . Glen and Chelsea are getting married and Spencer is coming back home again . Will her and Ash be able to reunite or go their separate ways again ?
South of Nowhere - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,682 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Spencer C., Ashley D.
The Broken by Isaella Marie Cullen reviews
Bella has a secret. The intriging, and handsome new teacher, Mr. Edward Masen, is determined to find out what it is. But sometimes, those doors are best left unopened. Slight Horror, because of torture, prostitution, rape... etc. R&R! Love you all!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Should've Said No by lnkmstr10 reviews
She stepped away. "They tell me I shouldn't love you." The older girl took two steps towards her, diminishing any space the blonde had created with her move. "Then don't," she whispered, and then kissed her.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,999 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Ashley D., Spencer C. - Complete
Alibi by breathe4her reviews
Love is tested when two unlikely worlds collide forcefully together. Will there ever be a way for them to accept who they are?
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,080 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ashley D., Spencer C. - Complete
Unintentional Pain by reviews
“If we tell her she’ll probably upgrade to chasing you out with sharp kitchen knives instead.” Spencer then turned serious, “Are you sure you’re going to be okay with that?”
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Ashley D., Spencer C.
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Realization by xjadedjoy reviews
Bella realizes her true love for Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,237 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Completed Soul by no.1Schizo reviews
Sequel to Tortured Soul Zach heads to Italy searching for Kat and Bree. Soon enough hes joined by the rest of the Bendig family.Will the Bendigs find their creators? Why are the Cullens in Italy? And who's killing vampires back in the US? Not Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,644 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11730 - Favs: 8,748 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild At Heart by xperimental reviews
AU. Very AU. The Carlin family gets a new addition.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
BSP01: Best Sidekick Possible by Sobriety reviews
It's time for the King of Thieves tournament and Shego wants the best Possible sidekick. What will Kim ask in return, and how do Rocket Man and Sarah Bellum fit into the picture? KiGo.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,531 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Alice in Blunderland by Melancholy Ink Splatter reviews
Set in New Moon after Alice returns. Alice's POV. What really happened in Italy and the events that follow. Bella/Alice. T...for now. Let me know what you think. More plot than 'Midnight Snack'. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,558 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Guardian by Eyeliner-Vampire reviews
Bella is new in town and unfortunetly, Charlie abuses her. Bella finds a hide-a-way with a gang called The Dragons, and falls for their leader, Ace. But what happens when she meets Edward Cullen, and begins to fall in love? Language, violence. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blanket of Stars by WaveGoodbye reviews
Very AU. Falling in love for the first time is scary enough, right? Add a ghost to the mix.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,398 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
If Bella Was Musical by Doomed.Youth reviews
Bella is a muso and she plays the guitar. The Cullens live there, but they are still human. The 3 Cullen boys want to start a band, but need a lead guitarist, does Bella join them, and perform with them? Some are taken OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocence by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella discovers an unexpected attraction, one that will change her very world and turn her life upside down. Rated M for girl/girl sex. AU, All-Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Bells and Roses by Melancholy Ink Splatter reviews
A Bella/Rosalie fic with plot. Fem-slash. Please review if you take the time to read. Thanks. M for sex later on and some language. Rose from the beginning. Can she trust Bella with her secret? Can she win her love? If so, will it survive? Will Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,354 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Never Been Kissed by Pfia reviews
If you have seen the movie and liked it, you will like this.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,043 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Of Blood and Death BloodPlus Naruto crossover by 1moonwitch reviews
A BloodPlus Naruto Kai&Hinata Saya&Haji Diva&Itachi.When Konaha is destroyed by Chiropterans Hinata is bent on revenge.When she learns she is distantly related to Saya she joins Red Shield.Will Kai be able to mend her heart
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,134 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007
Concrete Angel by Pennyforawordortwo reviews
Abused by her classmates and father, Bella Swan walks the world alone, until she meets her soul mate. But they dont exactly get along. Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight. Dedicated to SillyLily619!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome To My Life by Pfia reviews
I'm a loser. And people hate losers. Welcome to my life.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Tortured Soul by no.1Schizo reviews
Edward leaves,Bella joins a new group. Now she's a punk and meets Nikel who's not afraid to change her. Problem, his coven drinks human blood. Its been 50 yrs since she's seen Edward, she's in for a rude awakening. Not Bella/Edward! Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,130 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Bella - Complete
Faces of the Moon by Brain Dead Tampon reviews
What happens when Bella gets attacked 8 years after Edward leaves her? Will they find each other again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Here Comes the Sun by mentalpiracy reviews
Spencer owns a bar. The bar has Open Mic Night. Guess who shows up to play?
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,666 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Walking the Line by StarvingLunatic reviews
This is AU like a mug. Shego is a cop and Kim...well, you won't believe what Kim is.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,870 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete