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Author has written 6 stories for Tekken, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

~Maths Is Immortal~

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Hello, thank you very much if you've decided to look at my bio, if not, I don't blame you, it's terribly dull!

Ok, things about me: I like maths. Lots. My favourite mathematician is probably Ramanujan, but I also particularly like: Riemann, Erdos, Euler, Fermat, Hilbert and Wiles. Pythagoras was ok, but he didn't like to share much, and there was that incident where he had a member of his brotherhood drowned 'cause told some folks about the dodecahedron. Unfortunately, Hardy liked cricket, but he's since he's so cool and handsome he makes my list. So does Littlewood. :)

As far as computer games are concerned, I like Final Fantasy (as, it would seem, every other person on this site does), Tekken, Loco Roco, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dale, Spellforce, Valkyrie Profile, etc. I'm sure I've missed some off, but I'll add those when I think of them.

Favourite videogame characters: Tekken- Kazuya; Final Fantasy- Vincent (FFVII), Auron (FFX), Balthier (FFXII).

My favourite authors are: Terry Pratchett, Anne McAffrey, Philip Pullman, Stephenie Meyer, J.K.Rowling and J.R.R.Tolkein. My favourite book is PROBABLY Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. You should read it, if you have not already done so, and if you have already read it, you should read it again!

Twilight's good fun to read! GO TEAM JACOB! (angers 80 percent of the female population of fanfiction.net)

I play clarinet, alto sax and piano. I'm currently studying Maths, Further Maths, Physics, Music and English Lit at 6th form.

Location: England.

Favourite Bands: The Killers, Muse, RHCP, The Eagles, The Black Mages, The Kinks, The Beatles

As far as fanfics are concerned... I'm ashamed to say that, in past experiences, I'm not a regular updater. For that reason, I shall probably stick to one-shots as far as possible, as I don't have to feel guilty about anyone saying "Please update soon!" and always putting it off. Anyway, please have patience with me! I'll try my best, but at the end of the day, school work has to come first.

Best wishes,

Maths Is Immortal

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Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
Exam Season by lostmidtranslation reviews
Exams from another POV - An invigilator that can read minds? Edward takes the plunge and becomes our worst nightmares Maybe other vamps have a go too!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Edward
Sleep Talking by peoplegrowandchange reviews
In a fierce battle of deception and seduction, L and Light discover that falling in love is as hard to stop as a dream. L/Light ON HIATUS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Light Y., L
Lord Voldemort and the Purple Roadmonkeys by Professor Cassandra reviews
Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Lesson Learned by truthandfireworks reviews
Set in GOF: Harry loses the map to Professor Moody and asks the twins to get it back for him. What Fred finds when he steps into the office is not what he expects. R&R, thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Fred W., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Swing, Swing by lostmidtranslation reviews
A selection of ... moments... of Katie/George... When they meet, when they part... and the beauty of life inbetween... Play a song, Write a Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,293 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - George W., Katie B. - Complete
The Insane Adventures of Wormtail and Babymort by Professor Cassandra reviews
A series of one-shots about Wormtail and the Dark Lord, still in his grotesque baby form. Turns out they had some pretty insane adventures before that fateful night in the graveyard! OOC behavior...no, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Voldemort, Peter P.
I Found Her on the Freeway by lostmidtranslation reviews
Seth imprints on Max, a girl he finds, kicking her car, on the freeway. He'll get her to La Push eventually... if Jake ever gets a tow truck up to them... but what other trouble will she bring? T for Language... ... Seth/OC, Leah/OC in the middle...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,338 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Seth
Moment of Clarity by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Oneshot, in which the Lestranges try and teach Barty Crouch Jr to fight the Imperius Curse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Barty C. Jr., Bellatrix L. - Complete
English Summer Rain by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Three years before the events of "Therapy", Barty Crouch Jr watches the rain fall. A prequel of sorts, but can be read alone. Likely to be a twoshot. Read and review, if you like. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Barty C. Jr., Antonin D. - Complete
Peeping Tom by dying.to.find.out reviews
Lily and James are plagued by a 'Peeping Tom'...in more ways than one. Yet another L/J one-shot...enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
He Always Knows by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- And it is then, when her mask is broken and shattered, that he will take her for what she truly is. A woman who made mistakes, mistakes anyone could've made. And mistakes only he could possibly erase. And that he knew, he knew all along. - Rod/Bella.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Long distance by Lilya reviews
All favorite toys have stories behind them, but Regulus Black spent his childhood with crayons in hand. But his drawings went a long distance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Regulus B. - Complete
Your Brazil by Bagge reviews
Harry meets an old friend and compare notes after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Destiny Calls by crescentgaia reviews
In the eleventh hour of life, Regulus writes a letter to Sirius. This is a one shot. Do note there are spoilers for nearly the entire series in here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Lucius & Severus & the Mysteries of Haircare by YeahSureOk reviews
What do you do when an old friend turns up unexpectedly at your door? Let's rephrase that, an old friend, presumed dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Half Blood Prince Outtakes by Kevin3 reviews
Many people assume that books can't have outtakes. I pity them. Anyway, by incredible acts of detective work these, I assure you, are not my own creative works I've been able to ferret out some lost outtakes to the sixth and penultimate HP novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jasper's Plot by RainbowCrayon reviews
Jasper gets bored and Esme gets angry. Now continued to include more Cullenary madness. Based off an avatar
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Sirius Black And His Interesting Thoughts by bittersweet26 reviews
Sirius has sees the world in a slightly different light to other people, and has a habit of narrating his own life. A highlights package, if you will, of his more interesting thoughts. aka Remus/Sirius drabbles, non-chronological, from angst to fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Subjects by lostmidtranslation reviews
This is a series of little Katie-Olivers, with each subject/Extra-curricular as a setting. a little bit will-they-wont-they... though i think we know... Rated T for language across chapters, will probably change...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,562 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Fond Memories by MegaeraVanbure reviews
Sirius challenges his brother to a duel on the last day of Regulus' final year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Cataclysm by Tuz Farkinca reviews
A collection of mostly tragic, angsty oneshots. What are the stories of the Volturi's wives? What did the early Quileutes find out the hard way? Newest Added: He Loves Me Less
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
Just a Little Smile by Noonesafe reviews
Lily Evans made her way towards James. With a smile on her face. Is Lily finally giving James the time of day? Read and find out! Random oneshot. Reviews are appreciated! JPxLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Recorded History by Tierfal reviews
Mello wakes up from the best one-night stand in recorded history. The only problem is that Matt's the one lying next to him. Not quite fluff, but not quite anything else, either...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Last Time by Noonesafe reviews
What was the last thing Regulus Black thought of before he died? A random oneshot about Regulus's dying moments. Leave a review if you like!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Need To Know by Nikkipedia reviews
Jacob never gave the Cullens the whole story of when he told Charlie what they really were. He left out a few things. Like when Charlie thought he was gay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Jasper and the Jam Jar by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Why does Alice suddenly need help opening ... jam ... ?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Diamond Butterfly by CellarDoor717 reviews
Jasper wants to propose to Alice and is trying to surprise her. Is it possible to surprise Alice? All normal pairings. This takes place before the Cullens meet Bella, not too long after Jasper and Alice have joined the family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Czech Mate by Tierfal reviews
Of grimy mirrors, new scars, and counterfeit Czechs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Invasion by Moonshine 369 reviews
Why does it feel like an invasion when someone else twirls Near's hair? Even Near isn't sure. But maybe he'll be able to get over that for a certain gamer... MattxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Gaming Skills by Moonshine 369 reviews
Near is frustrated that he can't seem to beat a stupid Mario game against Matt. Is there any way Near can get him distracted long enough to beat him? MattxNear.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Gameboys and Christmas trees by TIBryant reviews
MattxNear In the anime, Near has a gameboy on his Christmas tree... I'm just attempting to explain why it is there. Oneshot drabble
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Near, Matt - Complete
If I Surrender by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
Jacob puts pen to paper; that is, if thoughts and doubts are ink and Embry is a solid surface. Jacob has always relied on Embry before, and this Thursday is no different. Mild slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jacob, Embry - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Bored in the Ministry of Magic by FlamingQuill reviews
Mundungus Fletcher comes to the Ministry of Magic. But, as with all government institutes, it's nothing but boredom... That is, until a certain Senior Undersecretary walks by...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Mundungus F., Dolores U. - Complete
Honour Amongst Thieves by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Mundungus Fletcher provides expert help on Muggle security measures for a theft of the Crown Jewels. Unfortunately, with Dung there’s no guarantee things will go smoothly ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Mundungus F., Kingsley S. - Complete
Marauder Notes by PotterScar reviews
Note passing in class... Marauder style. Those poor professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
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Bad Hair Day reviews
Few people know Lord Voldemort’s secrets. Only his most trusted followers are told that he’s half-blood, that he’s experimented with ways to obtain immortality, and that he’s actually bald by choice…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
The Devil Makes Work For Idle Thumbs reviews
Quil and Embry are bored, and their sleepy little town has little to keep them amused. What are two teenage werewolves to do? The Cullens are about to find out. Practical jokes and mischief ensue! K to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Quil Jr., Embry
Old Friends reviews
It’s Sirius’ first Order meeting since he’s escaped from Azkaban and he’s bored. He resorts to his old solution of writing notes to Remus using a spell that they perfected at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
One Need Not Be a Chamber to Be Haunted reviews
Based around Emily Dickinson's poem. Sirius' is forced to relieve the moments that he regrets most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Surprising Barty Crouch, Sr reviews
Short one-shot. Barty’s trial when he decides to divulge some information on his fellow Death Eaters. Light Regulus/Barty. First Harry Potter fic! Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
A Father's Sacrifice reviews
Kazuya makes a sacrifice for Jin, XiaoyuJin in the background, K to be safe, as Devil's in it and he's a bit suggestive! First Tekken fic, first fic, advice would be welcome! I suppose it's a bit angsty but I'm not sure of a category! One shot, bad title
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete