TheBestForksAren'tTheShinyOnes
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Joined 01-02-08, id: 1460706, Profile Updated: 01-03-09
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hey, Lexis here!

Instead of boring you with a long description of myself, I’ll spare you and just give you a few quick lists:

Top 10 Things I Love

1- Jesus my whole life- without Him my existence would be meaningless
2- my friends and family
3-
writing my lifeline
4- The Twilight series (Seth Clearwater is love), any of Francine Rivers’ books, Pride & Prejudice (Oh, Mr. Darcy...), and Romeo and Juliet
5- OneRepublic these guys are simply amazing.
6- chocolate-iced pound cake with strawberries and whipped cream 'Yum’ does not even begin to cover it.
7- Gaspard Ulliel
8- thunderstorms (the best writing weather) and dancing in the rain
9- LSU football
10- Reviews!! Seriously, these absolutely make my day. I’m sure if you videotaped me every time I get a new one, you could create a very entertaining YouTube video :)

If I had 3 Selfish Wishes…

1- To become a New York Times Bestselling Author This is my dream—hopefully I’ll get there someday.
2- A werewolf would move to my town and imprint on me I am in love with the idea of imprinting. An unconditional, eternal, overwhelming love—I would do anything to be that lucky :)
3- I could live in London
Europe fascinates me, especially England. It’s absolutely stunning. I would die to live there.

If I could meet 5 people (still alive)…

1- Stephenie Meyer My authoress hero—she is a literary genius. I’d love to get some tips.
2- Gaspard Ulliel Of course, I’d probably faint the moment I saw him.
3- Ryan Tedder The lead singer of OneRepublic. I’d get him to serenade me…on a gondola in Italy perhaps? ;)
4- Francine Rivers One of my favorite authors. If you haven’t read her book A Voice in the Wind, you’re missing out on a literary masterpiece. That book pretty much changed my life. She is exceedingly inspiring.
5- Seth Clearwater
Are fictional characters allowed?

Author's Notes

PLEASE, if this is your first time reading any of my stories, do not read It All Started in Alaska first. It's definitely not as good as the others, and was more for personal enjoyment than anyone else's entertainment. If you want to read it, go ahead, but enter at your own risk :)

I do the best I can, and I realize that my grammar and punctuation are far from perfect. So bear with me, and help me out if you see anything serious that needs fixing. I hope you like everything you read, and I love feedback, so please review or criticize, or anything! Thanks :)

Note: The avatar on my profile is not of my own creation, but that of a user on iconator.com that goes by xCandlelightChaosx - it doesn't belong to me. I just thougt that it was amazingly gorgeous. :)

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From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Shall We Dance? by yahoo-chloe reviews
When Rosalie buys the happy couple a dance lesson as a pre-wedding gift, Bella is entered into her own personal hell. At least she knows her faults won't be troubling her for much longer, but does she know how much Edward truly loves her being human? E/B
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Turn Of The Page by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of oneshots based on everyone's favorite fairy tales. In this fic, it is possible to fall down the rabbit hole or have one of our beloved vampires become the villian. Evil Queens, Damsels in distress, and Prince Charming are all within reach!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Edward Helps With Homework by respektor reviews
Bella needs help with her homework on various women's suffragist movements...but that's not all she gets when Edward volunteers his help...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008
Changing Phases by xCestLaVie reviews
My own sequal to Eclipse. Alice is preparing Bella & Edward's wedding, when some unexpected visitors arrive, putting Bella's life in danger. Can they handle the extra chaos? R&R. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 70,867 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Fire Doused with Honey by Cullenista reviews
Edward leaves a love letter for Bella while he's away hunting. Will his words melt her heart? Come on, he's Edward. An entry in ColdHandsWarmHeart's Challenge. Better late than never.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Aldara Gaea reviews
It's Christmas time! Edward decides to surprise Bella by giving her gifts for the twelve days of Christmas... what could he possibly have in mind? Enjoy some Christmas-time-with-the-Cullens fluff. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,370 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprising Alice by jasper4ever reviews
Jasper tries to surprise Alice. Written for Alcyone's 55 word challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
At their core by Dora Lupin reviews
AliceJasper [ONESHOT] This is the conversation I saw Jasper and Alice having after he attacked Bella in 'New Moon'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic? by Dusk Is F.a.l.l.i.n.g reviews
JasperAlice. Oneshot. Jasper asks Alice a question that really makes her think...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
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Sisters, Ice Cream Sundaes, and Paint Colors reviews
A short story written from Seth's perspective. Takes place pre-Breaking Dawn. Life isn't easy being a werewolf, and having a hormonal teenage sister along for the ride doesn't help things... One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Frosty the Snowman , Edward the Vampire reviews
A cute parody of "Frosty the Snowman" featuring our favorite vampire, Edward Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Amber Italia reviews
One of the less-noticed characters of Twilight gets her story told. Justice wasn't served from Bella's POV- you never really know what's going on behind kitchen doors...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008
It All Started in Alaska reviews
Jacob uncovers Edward's greatest secret when he runs into a stranger in Alaska. What will he do with this new discovery? Post-Eclipse. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Becoming Wendy reviews
For Enovie's Peter Pan contest. 150 words or less, including the sentence "I saw him reading Peter Pan." Alice is up to new tricks, leaving Bella astonished at her latest makeover.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Pinches for Kisses reviews
A St. Patrick's Day One-shot. What happens when you don't wear green? Edward changes the rules.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Green With Envy reviews
A St. Patrick's Day One-shot. Bella spends a day at LaPush with Jacob. Happiness and friendship ensues, but some days just aren't meant to end that way.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete