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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I am an 18 year old college student. I am American, if you don't like it &@# you! Incidentally the string of symbols is called a grawlix and used to indicate swearing.

Anyhow, I have two rubik's cubes, one solved the other chaotic (like me), so read and enjoy. Reviews are nice but it doesn't matter to me.

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Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 364,583 - Reviews: 5031 - Favs: 9,096 - Follows: 11,567 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Once More To Get It Right by TintedInRose reviews
Blaine, a hopeless vampire pining away for his lost love is ready to give up on this life when fate throws him a second chance. Kurt is just the same lonely boy from Lima, Ohio- the only difference is that he has these strange dreams of a boy with curly hair, golden eyes and... fangs?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 626,191 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Closer You Look by Tony Samuels reviews
Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,790 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 9/14/2016
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,545 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
The Black Apple by TokehGecko reviews
"To think this human is an Ootsutsuki descendant..." After pouring Chakra into a weird Fuuin in the Forbidden Scroll, something never seen before awakens in Naruto. Something which greatly pleases the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,062 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hamura Ō.
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 652,708 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 6,185 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Tender Hands and Unwavering Spirit by valexander25 reviews
Failing the exam for a second time, Naruto meets a strange old man who wishes to teach him the way of the samurai. However, this opportunity comes with a price. His dream to become Hokage. AU and OCs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 196,308 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
From Scratch by jasperskitty reviews
Kurt always knew he was different. But he never imagined he wasn't human. AU, supernatural, , loosely based on the show until 2x06, even less after that
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,455 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4138 - Favs: 6,936 - Follows: 7,065 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6780 - Favs: 11,616 - Follows: 10,622 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Automatic by sybrann reviews
Double D's parents suddenly drop off the face of the Earth. No sticky notes, no phone calls, and no money. Double D realizes he has some serious growing up to do and that he can't do it alone. (kevedd)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 137,397 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Forgiveness by fawkesfeathers reviews
Dumbledore forces Severus to continue to teach Potter Occlumency. This prolonged exposure engenders a fragile bond between the two. This new relationship will change the lives of many, including their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,244 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,694 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Keep my heart captive, set me free by The Queen of Rose reviews
D/s AU - Kurt Hummel had always dreamed of a fairy-tale bond, a perfect, kind and caring Dom. Blaine Anderson had always dreamed of someone who stands out from the boring crowd, someone real, and pure. When their worlds collide, will either of them get what they had dreamed of?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 479,467 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Secrets by Lovely Dork reviews
Edd and Kevin both have a secret self that they hide from their classmates. What happens when a dodge ball accident brings them together?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,697 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Note to Self by killerbeemaster reviews
It's been a few months since the Big Picture Show and the cul-de-sac is back to normal, the kids are back in school, and everyone is looking forward to their upcoming Christmas; especially Double D. But while he is expecting a new tie and graphing calculator, he's going to get a lot more than office supplies this Christmas.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,344 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Edd, Marie
A Lucky Man's Charm by StarGleekBelle reviews
Kurt dreaded turning of age, convinced that his soulmate would be someone he loathed. But when his birthday arrives and his soulmate is none other than international rockstar Blaine Anderson, his life takes a turn he never expected but always dreamed about. (Famous Warblers/Soulmate AU) (Klaine w/ a side of Huntbastian) ABANDONED
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,712 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] [Sebastian S., Hunter C.]
Absinthe Addams and the forgotten identity by Arisana803 reviews
Summary: Dumbledore should have never left Harry on the front steps for so long unattended, especially on Samhain. What if a certain enchantress from one of the darkest pureblood families known to date found him and decided to raise him as one of her own? What would happen to the Wizarding world? The answer: Pure chaos. Dark!Powerful!harry Crossdressing! Dumbles/Ron/Ginny bashing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,390 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Harry P.
Don't Leave Me by AndyH reviews
Gaz is a solo-gamer who needs a team partner to compete in a national video game competition, but doesn't think much of the humans around her. Neither does Zim, a solo-invader. And how will they manage all that happens after? An eventual ZAGR piece, but it won't happen the way you think it will. It wouldn't be IZ unless something went haywire. Will build up slowly. A 1st Fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,877 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Zim, Gaz] [Dib, Tak]
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 4,647 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Dearest Diary by Anzel Wolveine reviews
Dear Diary, it appears I am starting to have numerous confusing feelings about my friend Kevin Barr...oh dear. (KevEdd, Nat belongs to c2ndy2c1d) (cover art by Asphyxion)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 110,065 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Wrong Window by delightful-fear reviews
It starts with Sebastian sexting Kurt by accident... or was it an accident? Things heat up between them and then go in a surprising direction. Part 1/5 of Wrong Window Series. (KURTBASTIAN, AU - College)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Decidedly NOT The First Time by JessAlmasy reviews
Sebastian comes out of Scandals to find the last thing he ever expected to see. Well, crap. Now what's he supposed to do?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,971 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Redeeming Death by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian, a.k.a Death, believes that the end of days is at hand. The other three Horsemen, including Kurt…not so much. Written for the Kurtoberfest prompts 'Apocalypse' and 'Death'. Dark humor. Kurtbastian Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Standing on the Brink by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt and Sebastian go to their special spot on the beach one last time to watch a once-in-a-lifetime event. Written for the Kurtoberfest prompt 'Apocalypse'. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Tit for Tat by fbeauchamphartz reviews
With the population of Dalton mostly gone for Winter Break, Kurt and Sebastian have the campus all to themselves while they wait to head to their respective homes. But a "just because" present to his new boyfriend starts a game of trading sexual favors for trips to the kitchen…and brings up something Sebastian thought he was keeping pretty well hidden. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
And Baby Makes Muffins by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt is unclear about Sebastian's feelings for him, but a lame Home Ec project unexpectedly spurns an argument that brings deeper feelings to light. Skank!Kurt Dalton!Sebastian Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Organized Chaos by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt comes home one night to find his husband in desperate need of his help…but will Sebastian let Kurt help him? Warning for OCD. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
A Story on His Skin by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt comes back to his family home to find Sebastian and force him to tell the truth about something awful that he did while Kurt was gone. (Read Author's Notes for more in depth summary) Kurtbastian Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
No Other by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Sebastian isn't looking to fall in love. In fact he does his best to stay away from anything resembling a relationship that is until Kurt Hummel walks into his life. No other person is like Kurt and Sebastian is fascinated by him. Is it just lust or something more? SebastianxKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2863 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 4,491 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Behind Enemy Lines by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt sends Sebastian out on an important mission early in the morning. These are texts (mostly from Sebastian) while he's on that mission, indicating his feelings and his state of mind. Sebastian S. Kurt H.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Text Messages and Failing Calculus by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian is bugging Kurt via text message while Kurt is trying to get his Calculus homework done. But in the end, Kurt sends Sebastian a message that pretty much ensures he won't be getting his homework done at all. Follows 'Jack Daniels and Heartaches' Skank!Kurt Dalton!Sebastian Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Jack Daniels and Heartaches by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian goes to Kurt's room in the middle of the night after he hears Kurt crying, and discovers something that their usual repertoire of snarky remarks and meaningless sex acts won't be able to fix. Follows 'Mutually Amenable'. Skank!Kurt Dalton!Sebastian Kurtbastian Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 5621 - Favs: 8,156 - Follows: 6,891 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Warbling In A New Direction by AngelTalion reviews
The parents of the Dalton Warbler's come to a radical decision after they discover the bad behavior of their boys. The Warblers find themselves attending McKinley High School for a reality check their parents feel they need. It is made clear to the boys that they will be joining the New Directions. Now the boys find themselves smack dab in the on going drama that is New Directions.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S., New Directions, Dalton Academy Warblers
Our Lives by ElReyCiervo reviews
Their days ranged from very mundane to extremely hectic. But, as they rested in each other's arms, they realized they wouldn't want to take back a single one. Pairings: Delgene (Delsin x Eugene), and Delgenetch (Delsin x Fetch x Eugene). Warnings are inside. Cover image by me.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Delsin R., Fetch, Eugene S.
Okay by RoseAngelx reviews
Soulmate AU. You're born with a word or a phrase somewhere on your skin - the first word you will ever say to your soulmate. The idea is terribly romantic, in Kurt's mind, but at the same time, it's terrifying. Kurt worries about saying it to someone who isn't his soulmate, worries about his heart being broken. So he doesn't talk.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mutually Amenable by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian knows that when Kurt's room is quiet, he's enjoying some 'private time' - which means Sebastian has to go down to his room to watch. Follow up to 'The Bedroom Arrangement'. Warning for masturbation. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Second Chance by ElReyCiervo reviews
The year was 2018, and the world had gone to hell in a hand basket. Delsin knew they couldn't screw this up. This was their second chance, and they had to get it right. Pairing: Delsin/Fetch/Eugene (Delgenetch). Warnings are inside. Cover image by jokeritadoodle on Tumblr.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Delsin R., Eugene S., Fetch] Reggie R.
The Bedroom Arrangement by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sometimes Sebastian goes into Kurt's room late at night when Kurt is having a nightmare. Sometimes Sebastian goes into Kurt's room late at night to dispel nightmares of his own. Written as a follow up to Bad Dreams and A Compromised Position, the Dalton AU I wrote for the Kurtbastian Hiatus Project prompt skank AU. Features Dalton!Sebastian and Skank!Kurt. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Hell & High Water by mmerainbows reviews
Kurt counted the days even though no one else did. His dad died eight years ago, and his life was monotonous as he hunted for the community he lived in. Long gone were the days when he could dabble in music and fashion because that world no longer existed. Until the day an emergency transmission is received and what Kurt is forced to reconsider what is existing and what is living.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 246,900 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
All an Illusion by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt jumps from the frying pan into the fire, so to speak, when he leaves the bullying at McKinley just to be bullied by Sebastian at Dalton. But Kurt realizes that Sebastian's bullying is not exactly the same, and might mean something a little bit different. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Deal with the Devil by ImOnlyaHuman reviews
Kurt and his friends were tired over the life they have as the biggest WMHS losers, one night they came up with a brilliant idea to change their destiny, gambling with their lives on the Ouija board has led their way to the deal of a lifetime with the devil itself, granting their wishes is nothing, but for what it cost is something, demon!Sebastian, full summary and warning inside
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,558 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
With a Wedge of Lemon by Rizzle reviews
Witch Weekly reporter Roberta Roberts interviews Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter for a special feature. Short and silly slashfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Compromised Position by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian has something on Kurt, and he's going to use it to get something he wants…but he might also learn something about Dalton's newest juvie transfer student in the process. Written as a follow up to Bad Dreams. Kurtbastian Features Dalton!Sebastian and Skank!Kurt. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Time After Time by chibitzee reviews
Eight different names. Four different centuries. Two simple people. One shared fate. Draco Malfoy remembers glimpses of the past, images of a black-haired, green-eyed boy he believed he once knew. What are the chances of them meeting and falling in love, time and time again? "Because when one thing ends, another thing begins. It's not really goodbye when everything's just begun."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Dreams by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian Smythe isn't getting any sleep now that new transfer student Kurt Hummel is banging on his wall every night. One evening, Sebastian goes to Kurt's room to find out why. Dalton AU, Skank!Kurt. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Let's Not Give the Game Away by afterdalton reviews
Sebastian with his roots in a lifestyle sexually equivalent to catch and release and Kurt with his wicked desire for commitment have found middle ground in fleshing out a definition without citing the term.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Bad Boys Don't Cry by IceQueenRia reviews
They say big boys don't cry. So surely bad boys don't cry. Or maybe they do? Maybe they cry when they try to take their own life, or when they crash a car, or don't answer a call, or after saying something rude at Scandals. But maybe 4 different boys can become friends. Maybe a Warbler can love a Bear Cub. Maybe an Atheist can love a Jew. Maybe tears can dry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,733 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Kurt H., Puck] [D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.] - Complete
No Boundaries by heavenhelpmyheart reviews
Blaine isn't as much of a gentleman as Kurt thinks. Could Puck, thick-headed and badass as he is, be the person to piece him back together after his first broken heart?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 241,503 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Blessed Benefits by Clef Longfellow reviews
Puck just found out he has cancer. He's broke with no means for health insurance. Kurt is living his dreams in the fashion world with awesome pay and health benefits. The Gay marriage law just passed in California, where they've both been living since high school. Puck decides to do the gayest thing he'll probably ever do in his life. Sort of AU, Slash, Puckurt. Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,373 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
Chasing Pavements by emquin reviews
Based off of the spoilers for Season 6 surrounding Kurt/Blaine and the return of David Karofsky... Kurt tries to figure out what he wants after he finds out that Blaine has moved on after their break up, and through some flashbacks and some time spent with new friends Kurt begins to figure out what he should do. Kurtbastian. Past-Klaine. Season 6 Spoilers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Coming Through by Aki and Tenshi reviews
"He's not a bad person. He just likes people to think he is." Blaine just wants to brave public school again after past traumatic events. He didn't expect to be pulled into Kurt's life, a boy decorated with pink hair and dark rumors. This is a story of two boys dealing with similar pasts in dissimilar ways, and finding the means to pull back their protective layers. Skank!Kurt fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,509 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Is It Weird? by A-Simple-Rainbow reviews
Blaine sends his Topics in Contemporary Music mid-term essay to the wrong e-mail address. Kurt, spending a semester abroad in Paris, is having a challenging night of essay writing and procrastination, and goes a little bit beyond letting Blaine know he got the wrong person, sparking a "weird pen-palish thing we got going on". (Warning: mentions of Finn and Finn's death)
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,390 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Heir to a Warlord by OccAmy Phyre reviews
At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,712 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Call Me Anything You Want by Walden.Pond313 reviews
Sequel to Live Without Shame. Basically season 2 if Blaine and Kurt never got together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by the go-to guy reviews
He always smelled like smoke. DelsinFetch
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Delsin R., Fetch] Eugene S.
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 498 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Realization by MomoHeart reviews
Double D saw something he didn't think he was meant to see. Was he going crazy or was it very real? BASED OFF THE ED EDD N EDDY THEORY.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Edd - Complete
Delsin's Affections by leonheart2012 reviews
Delsin and Fetch. That's all it is guys. Delsin has some scars. I wonder why. Emotional. Might make you cry.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Delsin R., Fetch] - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7801 - Favs: 8,301 - Follows: 7,765 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
With You I am free by kurtswish reviews
Summary: Severe anxiety along with other stressors leads to Kurt being shut away in his house. The loneliness this brings leads to him reaching out via Rainbow Connections, a secure website designed to bring gay teens in contact with others like them without fear. This is how he meets Blaine, but it is a long road for Kurt to allow himself to trust Blaine with his secrets.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Always by Flywheel Shyster and Flywheel reviews
A close call. Maybe it wasn't over. Maybe she just had to blink(-182) her tears away and trust that he would always come through for her. (SoL - Edd/Mar: Part 2)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Edd, Marie] - Complete
Team Seven by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 202 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Glitter and Grease by SciFiGeek14 reviews
The club was called Desire and it was about as cliche as strip clubs came. What wasn't expected was that the Raven was Kurt Hummel or that Sebastian Smythe would discover this fact. T for sexual references and language. Mention of Finn's death (RIP Cory :( ) Switches between Kurt and Seb's POV. Kurtbastian AU multichap fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
We Need To Talk by darrenchris6 reviews
A series of awkward moments between Burt and our favorite boys. Fluff, hilarity, and awkwardness ensues. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,629 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You don't wear pigtails, and we don't use inkwells by sissybloke reviews
Quinn reveals that she is in fact a he - FTM. And he has a crush on Rachel. How will Glee club react? How will the school react? How will *Rachel* react?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,203 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
We're Sick Like Animals by alotofmillion reviews
Kurt and Blaine are products of The Blackout, a modern day zombie apocalypse. They have since been given an antidote to regain human feeling and a second chance at life. This is their journey in finding each other in a post-apocalyptic world with nothing to cling to except each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Sketchy Relations by xXPandaLawlsXx reviews
Kurt Hummel is a quiet, shy boy who really just wants to be left alone.Kurt Hummel is a Mystery and Blaine Anderson,along with his friends, are going to figure this beautiful boy out if its the last thing they do. Full Summary inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,988 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Chaperone by 7895764757 reviews
When a class mom pulls out at the last minute, Kurt fills in as a chaperone for Blaine's second grade class trip. Turns out that "Mr. Anderson" is quite popular with the moms and Kurt doesn't bother to mention that Blaine's his boyfriend. Futurefic
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4708 - Favs: 5,108 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything looks better when the sun goes down by RustedDreams reviews
Vampire!Klaine. Because neither of them can see their reflections in mirrors and they don't show up in photographs they decide to describe each other instead.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tooth Brush Next To Yours And Clothes In Your Wardrobe by slayer of destiny reviews
Sebastian and Kurt story. Sebastian and Kurt meet up again in New York and start something. Seven months down the line Sebastian makes a startling realisation, which leads to a heart to heart in the snow. Fluff because I simply adore this pairing. Rated for some swearing - its Sebastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
What the Other Gleeks Know by Brunette Chic reviews
A series of unconnected one-shots from the point of view of each Glee person on the relationship between Puck and Kurt. Rated T for now. Complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Invaders Who Don't Do Anything by Coco Discordia reviews
ONESHOT/SONGFIC. After the fall of Earth, Zim, G.I.R, and Skoodge, have become infamously known as 'The Invader's Who Don't Do Anything.' For having become nearly as lazy as the Tallest's, so they decide to express it song, or more so, G.I.R decide's for them.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Zim, Gir, Skoodge - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Kurt's Gamble by The Drowned World reviews
Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,153 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Out Of The Closet by DiDiGlee reviews
This one-shot takes place right after Mercedes busted Kurt's window in 01x03. How did he break the news to his father? Why was Kurt feeling anxious to come out to his dad? NEW: One-shot set in Season Two after Furt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
You've Got The Gift Of One Liners by royalbrookeness reviews
Trans Kurt fic. Puck wants to be a better guy after he is out of juvie and he finds inspiration in an unlikely place, Kurt Hummel. Little does he know that Kurt has a secret he's looking to share. How will Puck feel after all's revealed?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,806 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I Miss You by Flywheel Shyster and Flywheel reviews
It was over in the blink(-182) of an eye. He was left missing her. (SoL - Edd/Mar: Part 1)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Edd, Marie] - Complete
Culvert Confessions by Calendulam reviews
Santana pretends they aren't actually friends, but she always turns up when Kurt needs her. Kid!fic and post-4x04.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 5,984 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I swear by MissZenno reviews
Kurt is sent to Dalton Reform School for Boys after he commits a horrific crime. He expects the uniforms, the strict teachers, the counselling, but he doesn't expect the endearing group of criminal teenagers to take him under their wing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 234,274 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 13,909 - Follows: 12,867 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Ghost by brahdley jims reviews
The dead do not return. Blaine, however, is of the personal opinion that if their Armani suit is wrinkled enough, the dead can sometimes return just to straighten it out and leave it hanging on the wardrobe door. - Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Squeedly Spooch by crystalblue19 reviews
[Zim x Gaz] Gaz finds out the unique ways that Irkens mate.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
You Could Be My Unintended by damngators reviews
Being a father is tough. Being a single father is strenuous. Being a single teenage father is overwhelming. Being a single teenage father who also happens to be gay? Let's just throw the thesaurus out the window
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,463 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
Tadpoles, Pudding Balloons and the Future by Calendulam reviews
Takes place after the finale. Kurt, Blaine & Santana have a talk about what comes next and are visited by Kurt's biggest fans.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Awkward Situations by AntigoneScorned reviews
I've always tried to avoid awkward situations, but that became increasingly difficult as my son Kurt grew up. This is the story of my experiences dealing with Kurt, then Finn and finally adding Blaine to the circus we call a family.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,810 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dr Snix: Love Psychologist by Calendulam reviews
After the events in DWS, Santana pays the boys a visit. Part of my Klaintana spooning 'verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Until My Dying Breath by EmilianaDarling reviews
Vampire AU. On his way home from campus, Blaine Anderson comes across a beautiful young man with bewitching blue eyes. It doesn't take long for everything Blaine thought was real to fall to pieces. For his world to dissolve into fear and heat and blood.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,452 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Guys Are Kind of Forever Dude by SolariaLunar21 reviews
How everyone in New Directions, and even some others, realized that what Kurt and Blaine have isn't just some silly high school romance. AU after end of S2 due to having been written just after the S2 finale ended.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Being Followed by a Moon Shadow by 7895764757 reviews
Left single and jobless in Nashville, Kurt takes the first music teaching job he can find. It just so happens that it's on a commune. Will Kurt fit in with commune life, and the kind, but enigmatic potter, Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,632 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Forever by Kurtbert reviews
FLUFF ALERT! My little deleted scene from Preggers from Burt's point of view I'm really bad at summaries . One-shot
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
The Vampire Prince by redhead evans reviews
When Harry gets rescued from a Death Eater attack by a group of vampires sent to bring them to their queen how far is he willing to go to defeat Voldemort? AU! Chapter 18 up! 7/31/11
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,894 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Eraserhead by shaster reviews
Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race! /trigger warning/
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Squee, Pepito - Complete
The Only Rule of Steamroller by Calendulam reviews
At the end of the day, what can they really do but try and comfort each other? Klaine and Brittana, post OMW.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bitter vs Sweet by Calendulam reviews
Kurt, Blaine and Santana discuss their Valentine's Day ups and downs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Conversations with Spoons by Calendulam reviews
Kurt and Santana visit Blaine after his operation. Another member of his family turns up to check on him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Insidious Dark Night of the Soul by Catahoula reviews
After Burt walks in on his son and the boyfriend mid-coitus he must for the first time in a long while battle homophobic feelings. Papabear!Burt with flaws. Sometimes homophobia isn't about slurs or acting on threats or parroting religious doctrines.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12341 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Will Stand With You at the Gates of Hell by Calendulam reviews
It happens like she knew it would. Who else can Santana turn to but the only one who could possibly understand?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by BritNP reviews
Kurt and Jeff are texting during class to see who can make the other laugh first.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Kurt H., Jeff - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 596 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Morning After by pineappletop92 reviews
When Burt looks at his son that morning, he knows something is...different. Post!KlaineSex. How does Burt react to finding out that Kurt has had sex with Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Birthday Spree by T. A. Aberforth reviews
Blaine gets Kurt the best birthday present he's ever had. Blaine gets to share the fun. CanniBlaine/Kurt, SerialKiller!Klaine, and rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What the Future Holds by Potatoes4Eva reviews
A crazy psychic lady decides to come and tell Mr. Antichrist and his buddy ol' pal Todd something from the magical future of magic. I like magic... Anyways, this lady needs to stay away from dangerous gases. :D R&R or...something. :D Yeah.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Squee, Pepito - Complete
One Chance in a Billion by NeverTooOldToBeNerdy reviews
What would YOU do if the first boy you ever dated turned out to be you soulmate/life partner/the ONE? Plus, where on earth does Burt Hummel keep finding all those beautiful, perfect things to say? A OneShot talk between the Hummel men. Review? please?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Crazy But You Like It by BreeZombiee reviews
The last thing Blaine expects to see when he walks into the common room is Kurt Hummel. Blindfolded. And belly dancing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mi Confesión by sordid humor reviews
When you're a thirty-something wizard, divorced, gay and a tango enthusiast, your dating pool can be counted on one hand: Draco Malfoy, J.D., and Harry Potter. SLASH & Argentine Tango, a gift fic for writtenmatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just a little warning by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
EVERYBODY gives Blaine the "if you hurt him" talk. Everybody. Rated K for threats of hobbit mutilation.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Without You by thepiraticalconductor reviews
Blaine bit his lip to keep from smiling too obnoxiously. He was, after all, in the middle of the Lima Bean during afternoon rush. He didn't need to be carted off to the psych ward before he got his caffeine fix.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Were the World Gay by BigDestiny reviews
Blaine refuses to let Kurt deny what's going on: every time they have sex the world gets a little gayer.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 675 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Shattered Surrender by sick-atxxheart reviews
They had expected to find a little boy, a broken child, ready to come to the light. They had been wrong. An unexpected relationship with Bellatrix Lestrange and the Dark Lord while in Azkaban leads Harry to find new power and purpose. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,042 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 631 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 744 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 4,386 - Follows: 1,385 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Goodnight, Demon Slayer, Goodnight by spellbindersasuke reviews
Songfic to Voltaire's Goodnight, Demon Slayer, Goodnight. Angst. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Art and Science by JustAnotherDude reviews
Naruto's father was known as a genius of Fuuinjutsu. What if, at a young age, Naruto had been pushed to study the art of sealing?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6245 - Favs: 11,167 - Follows: 4,258 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Where the Days are Hotter Than Hot by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4491 - Favs: 7,826 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Rejoicing In Their Strength by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,375 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
The Passion in the Flames by placeholder89 reviews
Everyone has secrets. Some are just more surprising than others. Drarry, Slash, DMHP, rated M, complete in 7 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Signs by Roxie Zephyr Jocelyn reviews
WARNING: This is a SLASH fic. Pairing: Draco x Harry. There were many signs that gave away the nature of Harry Potter's relationship with Draco Malfoy, if the signs were read correctly...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 6,655 - Follows: 1,533 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bunnies by Wykked As Syn reviews
The plot bunny hit me. Literally. Thus creating a cute little drabble about Bunny!Harry and Bunny!Draco. They go frolicking in the meadows and Bunny!Harry gets hurt. What will Bunny!Draco do? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5887 - Favs: 12,966 - Follows: 4,191 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 747 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 9,131 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4593 - Favs: 7,854 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 285 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 470 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Simply Scandalous by Di-chan reviews
much SLASH! Wow! Did you see that? Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter! And WHOA! Harry Potter is wearing... oh, my! That scandalous little...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Observations Of A Squid
Originally posted as the first chapter of The Squid Lord. The Giant Squid's thoughts on common pairings. Points if you can name them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - OC
Harry Potter and Merlin's Deception reviews
A twist on the traditional Harry is Merlin's descendant. Harry goes back in time, not by choice, and meets Merlin. Rating is for future language, pairing is undecided. AU, Ignores Deathly Hallows. Abandoned. If wanted please message.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Harry P.