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Window in the Skies by Slashing Silk reviews
Nara Shikamaru believed certain things: North Country people were cold-blooded savages. He would never own a slave or a Pet. And he liked girls. All that would change the day he found a beautiful white-eyed fugitive hiding in his stables. ShikaNeji, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 222,411 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Faking It by Wits and the Ditz reviews
No one saw it coming. Not even Ino. The idea just popped into her head. She saw him there, all by himself, looking as lazy as ever. She hated him, yet she grabbed his arm and pulled him closer towards her. It was ok, she was only faking it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,889 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Retribution by Nate Grey reviews
Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Inoichi Y., Naruto U. - Complete
On The Cusp by Okami Rayne reviews
Corralled into troublesome celebrations, Shikamaru learns that Birthdays can do more than bring people together or push people away. Sometimes they can bring people back - pulling the Past with them. Yaoi/het PART 2 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 181,029 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Vacancy by Dozing Dead reviews
When Raito discovers L is infatuated with him, he abuses this new potential advantage. But what will happen when his acting doesn't become much of an act anymore? RaitoxL, LxRaito, YAOI
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,281 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/25/2008 - L, Light Y.
Shikamaru's Tears by IfISeeStars reviews
His chin quivered with the threat of tears at his eyes, but he pushed them away because he did not want to feel like this. But worst of all, he felt a pain in his heart that he thought he'd never have to feel. Based on Episode 82; implied yaoi. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Asuma S. - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dear Kishimoto, You Can Bite Me by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are trapped in a hopeless scenario. It doesn't matter how smart Shikamaru is, or how strong Temari is, there's one man that has all the power. And, this time, it may very well be game over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Darkest Shadow by owl-soldier reviews
A new mission to face the deadly Sasuke Uchiha puts Shikamaru's leadership to the test. He enlists the firece Temari; and Ino whom is still pining after Sasuke... but what will happen when Shadow clashes with Lightning? ShikaInoTema: CHAP 5 UP! NAKEDNESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Fracture by owl-soldier reviews
Shikamaru's musings about life and death. Dark, twisted and a little abstract.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Like A Bee by Slashing Silk reviews
It's called, 'I Love You, Honey'..." Anko's little Drama-class game has unexpected results for two students. Highschool AU, ShikaNeji Shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Cairnsy reviews
Shikaku thinks he should spend some father-son time with 6 year old Shikamaru. It is not a mistake he ever makes again.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Shikaku N., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Immortal Beloved by cy-grl reviews
Orochimaru walks the path towards his own demise, pulling everything around him along. This path only has one ending, but along the way, unfamiliar emotions arise and Orochimaru, Kabuto and Sasuke discover more than they had hoped for. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Grains of Sand by Green Rainboots reviews
Shikaku, Inoichi, and Choza take their turning-two toddlers with them to the park to meet and play.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shikaku N., Shikamaru N. - Complete
20 Facts about Shikamaru Nara by Green Rainboots reviews
Title should say it all, but it's not a ridiculous list. NOTE: these facts are my ideas, my interpretations of Shikamaru. You might find something in either manga or anime to support some of it, but they have never been mentioned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Now a Monster by Tamlin reviews
Sequel to "Once a Man." Hojo and Vincent were once lovers, but because of Lucrecia and Gast, they were seperated. After thirty years, Lucrecia steps free from her Mako crystal and begins her quest to summon Jenova, Chaos, and Omega. Vincent/Hojo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,219 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Vincent V., Prof. Hojo - Complete
Earth Angel by Prpl Grl reviews
ShikaNeji Shikamaru always admired his angel from afar, but what will he do when the one he secretly loves desperately needs his help? Language, Yaoi !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,148 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
I Don't Want to Go to My Dad's Funeral by Green Rainboots reviews
“I don’t want to go to my son’s funeral” Skikaku’s words are etched into Shikamaru’s brain, just like everything else about his father. His face, his voice, everything. Sad story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Professor Hojo vs Animal Rights by Aerika S reviews
The activist group, Midgarians for Animal Rights, have found a new spokeswoman in President ShinRa’s fiancée and she’s got a word or two for Hojo. Yeah, that’ll end well.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Prof. Hojo, President S. - Complete
Vulnerable by Solarissis reviews
Trent thinks Rachel really made him her familiar. Angry people do crazy things. Rachel/Trent :
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,203 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
GentleFist Massage: The Series by Prpl Grl reviews
Shikamaru has a sore back, and who better to give him a massage than someone who is a master at gentlefist taijustu! A series of oneshots dedicated to Shikamaru and Neji. !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Comfort by ThoughtCriminal reviews
Another Trench fic. Takes place after ODW and contains major spoilers for that book. Rachel is mourning the loss of yet another friend, and our favorite elf turns out to be a source of much needed comfort.
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Rachel Morgan, Trent Kalamack
Healing a Shattered Heart by Nephthys Snape reviews
At the loss of his wife, Shikaku is lost. His friends have tried to help him, but it is up to Inoichi to see that Shikaku lives again. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Inoichi Y., Shikaku N. - Complete
Absinthe by lovesrainscent reviews
After the battle between the three legendary Sannin, Orochimaru muses about his past with his teammates Jiraiya and Tsunade as well as his sensei Sarutobi. Angst. Companion to "Rainbows" and "Cougars and Other Big Cats"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Conversation With Killers by lovesrainscent reviews
Jiraiya has just had a major "first time" experience in his life. His friend, Orochimaru is concerned about him. Jir/Oro friendship. Dark. Angsty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Of changes, constants, and immobility by kage-fubuki reviews
-one shot, Shikamaru-centric- Why did everyone keep acting so out of character lately? He needed to discuss that with her. As soon as she was back. -MUCH darker than anything but the subtext implies-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Shinigami no Nara by Kangaimaru reviews
When a bored Shinigami dropped his Death Note, a bored genius happened to pick it up. But when the Note is dropped again, a lazy genius picks it up. Naruto/Death Note cross.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Shikamaru N.
L Tastes Like Chocolate by Rokujou Hikari reviews
It sounded easy. Getting the boy to fall in love with him didn't sound like such a difficult task. From there, his name would come in no time. But little did he know, L was smarter then he thought. And the last thing Raito expected was to feel for him...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,521 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Light Y., L
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Once a Man by Tamlin reviews
Once, Hojo was just a man. He thought he had it all: a good job, a nice home, good friends, and a lover. How did he become a monster, and is he really that bad? Hojo's point of view of what happened before, during, and after Nebilheim. VincentHojo.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,145 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Prof. Hojo, Vincent V. - Complete
Sanity by narutonoob66 reviews
Nobody is sane.. I suck at summaries, but hopefully you'll still read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Shikamaru N.
Idiots Guide to Troublesome Women by Hakanami reviews
Shikamaru Nara, gets a book passed down from generation to generation to aid him in his love life. But will it be that easy to deal with such troublesome women? [InoxShikamaruxTemari.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,407 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Shikamaru N.
An Invitation For Provocation by synonomy reviews
Light craves a new kind of reaction from L, and is determined to get it. By any means necessary.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
You Were There by Verdot reviews
A slight crossover with a little game called ICO, but you can understand it without having played it. Seymour dreams, and nihilism answers. Slightly trippy.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Seymour, Yuna - Complete
Stars Are Made of Hydrogen and Helium, Not Wishes by Verdot reviews
Hojo is tired of this high school romance bullshit. Written for an exchange thing. Dry humor, mind you, not really that funny towards the end. OGC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Prof. Hojo, Lucrecia C. - Complete
The Sin of Defiance by RobinRocks reviews
Alternate Ep 25: Rem won't be so easily beaten by Light Yagami, but where does that leave L? At Light's mercy, of course. Dark LightxL. Cowritten with AutumnDynasty.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Word 'Traitor' by ArminaSkitty reviews
Shikamaru, shunned by the village, has to battle for his life against Itachi, and during the course of that battle the Rogue Uchiha is forced to admit to himself that that Nara certainly is something else....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Business As Usual by Miyamashi reviews
The prequel to White Flag, chronicling Reno and Rufus' relationship from Reno's admission to the Turks to the point of Weapon's attack on Midgar. Runo: RenoXRufus. Citrus: Grapefruit OR LemonLime. Now Complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 143,179 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
Professor Hojo vs Education by Aerika S reviews
There comes a time when all fathers must let go of their sons and send them into the world so that they may learn. But this is Hojo and like hell he’s letting his prize specimen out of his grubby hands.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth - Complete
Human Monster by Kit Thespian reviews
We know why Sephiroth became evil, but why did Hojo turn out the way he did? This is his story, from his arrival as new assistant to Dr. Gast, to his death... HojoLucrecia
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,617 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Prof. Hojo
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 562 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Trump Card: Duce of Hearts by Sheamaru reviews
Shino and Shikamaru have been together for some time now, so when they do finally decide to sleep with one another, why does everything have to go wrong? [Shino x Shikamaru][Yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,554 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shikamaru N., Shino A. - Complete
War and Slavery by ArminaSkitty reviews
War sweeps the land, allowing illegal organizations to thrive unchecked. Shikamaru, exhausted by fighting, is enslaved, only to eventually be bought by his worst enemy, Akastsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Gravedigging by Verdot reviews
A scientist and a Turk in three snapshots. Veld and Hojo. People who you wouldn't think were ever connected.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Prof. Hojo, Veld - Complete
New Bloodlines by ArminaSkitty reviews
When your friends are dying in front of you and you're too damn weak to do anything about it frustration and fear can make things happen, like revealing Bloodlimit powers you never had before. You're special, all you wanted was to be a normal Nara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,573 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Shikamaru N.
Professor Hojo vs the ShinRa Accounting Department by Aerika S reviews
New beakers? 100 gil. The latest model microscope? 2000 gil. Turning your son into a sanity impaired megalomaniac hellbent on blowing up the Planet? Priceless. But you still have to itemize.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth
Shikamaru, Genius? by Persepolis130 reviews
Thanks to a certain overlydramatic blonde teammate, Shikamaru is having the worst day of his life...or is he? ShikaIno fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete