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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Bleach, Black Cat, Naruto, and Death Note.

Hello everybody! If you know me, then you know me, if you don't I'm none of your business. Read and reveiw please! You make me so happy!

I realized that I've read waaaaay to much Transformers fanfiction when:

I find myself using slag or frag instead of the many other curse words available to me.

Something isn't wrong, it's glitched.

I'm driving behind a huge truck and I can't see over it or around it to the traffic light. My immediate response: "Frag this thing has a big aft!" ... O.o

FOR ALL MY READERS!! If you have any ideas for my stories or wish to write a chapter for any of them, please do! Send them to me and I will read and consider. If I think that they will fit with the story, I will not hesitate to add them under your name, with your permission of course. PM me and I will send you my email.

Anyway, on to quotes from my favorite stories!

Wow, I ended up putting a lot of these here, didn't I? But they're all so funny!! Read Things that Team Nineteen is No Longer Allowed to Do, it's hillarious.

"...Madara-sama?"

"What?"

"Why is mean counselor lady lying on the floor like that?"

"She's...tired."

"TOBI'S EMO CORNER IS GONE!"

Pein glanced down at Tobi. "What is it?"

"Is Hidan-sama dead?"

"Tobi a good boy!" he insisted, pouting.

"I am pure evil," he insisted seconds later, folding his arms across his chest.

-Tobi vs Madara By iflip4dolphins

137. You are not bringing sexy back.

138. Neither is your dance routine.

139. “Genma did it first” is not an adequate excuse for anything.

122. You are not to come near the printing press when the Konoha Bingo Book is being put into publication. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do not exist, are not S-ranked missing-nin and we don’t appreciate you making Gai cry.

93. You are not entitled to grief leave because your fish died, Ibiki.

94. Or your dog.

95. Systematically killing your way through a variety of animals and then trying to claim they were pets and close to your heart will not make us change our minds.

85. While we recognise the fact that you are collectively a group of idiots, this does not qualify you to write “An Idiot's Guide to Ninja-ing”. Do you know how many civilians have blown themselves up in the past week because of you?

77. Stripping is not an acceptable battle tactic.

78. Even if it worked.

67. Anko and Kakashi should not make “little prodigy babies”. Stop suggesting it to the Elders. They seem to take you seriously.

61. The Sharingan's ultimate weakness is not porn, and Kakashi will not fall dead if you keep on sending him the Icha Icha books. We don't know how you got the Kumo nin to believe that, but we would advise you disillusion them rapidly.

49. You are not authorised to issue 'SSS-class missions' sending jounin to Snow Country to 'check if there's still snow'.

24. Iruka, stop addressing the Hokage as your “Pimpmasta”. Especially when you're in front of clients. We've already got one complaint of pedophilia in.

12. Izumo, don't set Maito Gai on fire so you “can see his flames of youth more clearly”. Even if he seems to think this is a good idea. Especially if he thinks this a good idea.

9. Screaming “ARGH, THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!” will not endear you to the ANBU population, Iruka. Especially not if you actually sound convincing.

“Iruka, the Mizukage does not want to have sex with you. He’s good-looking, he’s a powerful ninja and I’m sure he’s fully capable of finding partners without having to resort to buying sex-slaves – or kidnapping them – from foreign nations.”

“He’s a paedophile!”

“Actually, you’re fifteen so it’s technically ephebophilia,” Kotetsu said cheerfully. “Paedophilia is the attraction to children, whereas ephebophilia is the sexual preference for mid-to-late adolescents, typically fourteen through to nine-“ He trailed off at the varying looks of incredulity being directed at him. “What?” he said defensively. “It was mentioned in Icha Icha and I was curious, okay?”

“I’m sure Jiraiya-sama will be pleased that he’s contributed to the education of today’s youth,” Ibiki said blandly.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’ll hunt down your bastard jounin-sensei and kill him for you?

I know he’s the one who took you from me, sweet Iruka-kun. But don’t worry. I’ll save you. I promise.”

-Things Team Nineteen are No Longer Allowed to Do by H.E. Gray

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Shame on him. Didn’t he know how many silver bullets and exorcisms in the year 1990 it had taken to make the eighties stay dead?- Any Way You Want It by Tierfal

He just faced the real world yesterday, didn't that mean he got a day off?- Al Dente BY SasuNaruJunkie

Raito stared, appalled at the most pathetic expression he’d ever seen on the face of the master of pathetic expressions. 'How does he do that? It’s those eyes. His eyes are so big. He looks like fucking Bambi after someone nuked the forest and turned the cute bunnies into rabbit jam!' Then he became aware that Namikawa was also gawking, eyes wide, mouth half-open, obviously stricken with total horror at the sight of a grown man’s descent into the seventh hell of Kawaii.

-Night and Day BY MiaoShou

Genius my muscular butt! I’m an idiot.- Kakashi thinking about Iruka

Slap him in a robe, give him a staff and call the man Moses- Iruka thinking about Kakashi

"You strike me more as the ‘wham-bam thanks now scram’ type than a snuggler."- Iruka to Kakashi

"The boring, plain, scarred, poor orphanage teacher who has had to be rescued by the dashing, tall, muscled, gorgeous millionaire with a weird haircut. It’s like something from a B-grade movie or the mental workings of a mildly psychotic internet author. Why would we ever meet, let alone be in the situation where someone like you would be giving someone like me a piggy-back ride?” -Iruka to Kakashi

It is recommended that if you suffer from a weak heart or amenia you consult your doctor before reading any further. It is also recommended that you remove all underwear to reduce the risk of burns from spontaneous combustion. As always, remove any electronic or easily water damaged items from the ‘Drool Zone’ and have a box of tissues standing by.

-Stranger Situations BY DarkAuroran

“Save it,” Sasuke hissed, “You may be the devil, but you are nothing without your minions and one of us is missing.” Sasuke entered the bathroom but left a crack open, “So stop the big brother shit, put on your evil, lord of the darkness panties and find out who took my goddamn dobe!”

“I don’t care what he is doing. One shouldn’t question the devil…” Naruto growled and wrapped the warm blankets around himself, burrowing into the bed, “But I plan to ignore him until he goes away.”

“Kill whoever it is… I’ll help you bury the body later,”

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”

“Ah, shucks,” The tall man held his heart, “I think I might tear up.”

- The Demilitarized Zone BY michelerene

“…you want me to vacate Hidan from his position as your partner, because you believe he is taking advantage of your inherent weakness for bargains by compelling you to dine at a particular low-price restaurant, and has thus, inadvertently, devised a plot to slowly, but surely, kill you via supposedly lethal doses of masala dosa and chili chutney.”

Check my pulse, you fucking idiot! Kakuzu thought furiously, trying to move his fingers. Stop staring and check it! . . . Oh, good, Kakuzu thought in faint relief. He’s getting help. . . . ( to Leader over the phone) “Yeah, it’s Hidan. Uh, Kakuzu’s dead.”

It may have been an allergic reaction, or it might have had something to do with the fact that the spice elevated his blood pressure through the roof. Whatever it was, it had compelled all five of Kakuzu’s hearts to groan “fuck this” at the same time and simultaneously crap out.

Boys/ Girls – bring your own toilet paper

-Masala Dosa BY firefly (Whose stories I love. All of them.)

“Dude, what the hell are we gonna do about disguises? Well, you’re pretty girly-looking. We could probably get away with dressing you as one of the bridesmaids, then you could seduce the groom and lure him into a closet and—”

“Say another word and I’ll cut out your larynx.”

“You just killed a fucking priest. I knew you were going to hell before, but goddamn, you’ve got reservations and a first-class ticket now.”

“I didn’t kill him,” Itachi said shortly. “He’s sleeping in a dumpster. Put these on, and take these.”

“Such a waste, a handsome man such as yourself adhering to the strict rules of priesthood,” another woman purred, putting a hand on his arm.

“It’s not that hard, seriously,” he managed to get out, worming his way out of her grip.

“Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?” Hidan asked miserably.

The short, bald man from before stepped forward, and Hidan made a face.

“What the fuck were you thinking?” he muttered under his breath, before continuing.

“Maybe I should give him mouth to mouth?” the bride’s mother suggested.

Hidan’s eyes flew open.

“Oh, never mind! I’m alive, I’m alive! God’s saying it’s not my time and I still have things to do and—dammit, bitch, get away from me!”

-Piano Man and Church Boy BY firefly


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Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 442,588 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 5,740 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Delightful Drabbles by Wynja reviews
SladeRobin drabblecollection, and some Red X now! Both slash and nonslash stories will be listed... mostly slash, though... severe fluffwarnings might be issued.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 207 - Words: 1,054,653 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Robin, Slade
The Rise of the Drackens by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and beautiful and now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at sixteen. What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 97 - Words: 902,445 - Reviews: 12245 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., OC]
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter? hey everyone! I'm alive!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,872 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Loki L.
The Taste of Murder by Rolletti reviews
The rumors of revenge, torture, and death chill the bones of Narnia's enemies.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,043 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
The Book Of Eros by HigherMagic reviews
A collection of slash fics that don't belong anywhere else. Mostly Dean/Cas in various AUs. Enjoy! The Snapshots 'verse has been moved to its own story, and they will not be added here anymore.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,307 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4383 - Favs: 5,456 - Follows: 5,934 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Taking Chances by criesofthefallen reviews
AU. He left before they could do anything about it. It was for the best.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
In Places Deep, Where Dark Things Sleep by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[Thranduil/HP] Ten years later, and Harry wakes up in deep in the Mirkwood as the Elves begin their starlight festival. AU. Post-Hogwarts. Cross over. Master of Death!Harry. Language. The Hobbit spoilers. Soulmates. Terrible attempts at translating Elvish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, Harry P.] Legolas G.
May your path be green and golden by Lurking Casually reviews
The war is over. Voldemort is dead. Then why hasn't it ended. Elfling!Harry Elfling Harry .R&R. May be Slash/Romance (I am Goth Girl in Pink. Don't worry, I have just changed my pen name)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,585 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 9/1/2010
A Pale Hope Rises by arwenraven reviews
The final battle is over and there is nothing left. At his death Harry is taken into another world, into another war, but it is not him that the burden of this world rests upon. He is given a chance to live again, to have a family while at the same time bringing hope for those who must fight, and perhaps he may yet make the difference in this war. NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,729 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 4,581 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Silly Rabbit by yunakitty reviews
UsagixMisaki. Formerly Notice Me. A retelling of the Junjou Romantica story if Misaki became a more willing partner. Still humorous and full of Usagi's crazy perv antics, but even more fun and just as sexy! Yaoi, boys love.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,092 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 4/10/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14357 - Favs: 9,495 - Follows: 9,175 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7946 - Favs: 4,441 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Stark Realizations by AstraGalactic reviews
When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,850 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Loki
Prey of the Sky King by ButtonPom reviews
My King Revision - Grimmjow is sent to hunt and capture a boy in Karakura Town, a boy Aizen wishes to rescue. An unraveling of truths demolish all things Ichigo once knew to be absolute in his life.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
High Stakes Wager by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Soundwave saved Starscream's second life and asked for nothing in return. Nothing, except for everything he had to give. A lot can change between death and life, relationships are no different. Sticky slash PWP. WaveScream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
A Narnian Revelation by cap red reviews
In England the Pevensies are living their lives, no one but them knowing about Narnia and that they were Kings and Queens there. What happens when a Portal between worlds opens and the Narnian world becomes part of the English one?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,393 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Marbles by kookyfaun3 reviews
Petunia and Vernon make mistakes. Harry plays with marbles. Marbles become more that just a game, in one little boys hand. NOT SLASH! NO PAIRING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011
Confessions of a Male Escort by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 193,925 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., OC, Sam W., Dean W.
If it had missed by BlueBastard reviews
Obi-wan had not struck Darth Maul down and they keep running into eachother. What does a perplexed Jedi Knight and a powerful Sith make? A great slash story. M/M. Obi-wan/Darth Maul. You were warned.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,788 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul
The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,441 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,907 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 2,565 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews
Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,327 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Under Pressure by Macx reviews
James Bond is the field agent, Q his handler and partner. Bond gets injured on a regular basis, Q is safe and sound at MI6. But not any more. Not when someone at MI6 has just shot the quartermaster and Bond is in the middle of a mission, about to defuse a dirty bomb. Q won't something like bleeding in a deserted tunnel stop himself. Firewall series, Skyfall canon-AU.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,259 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
A New Divide by Levity Lirum reviews
Harry's conditioning to protect even at the cost of his own life went a bit far, as Dumbledore learnt on the platform. Now Harry, at least, has a new life as...a Decepticon's Seeklet? Uh-oh. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Starscream
The Great Escape by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Harry runs away from Hogwarts, only to be found by Neji Hyuuga. Gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,758 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
Nobody Said it Would be Easy by I-am-a-slash-addict reviews
Once Voldemort is defeated the wizarding world turns their back on Harry. With nearly all of his friends and family gone, he takes baby Teddy and leaves the wizarding world for good... more of summary in first chapter.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,349 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 10,321 - Follows: 9,760 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Lost Boys by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,389 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Rumor Has It by blueink3 reviews
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,708 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The misfortunes of hormonal teenagers by the peach blossom reviews
In which Lovino wishes puberty did not exist, nor uncontrollable hormones and sexy Spanish teachers. AU Gakuen hetalia, rated M for a reason!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 419 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Resonance by Araceil reviews
Haku survived the Chidori and was found by Tsunade a month before the wizards do. Who is Harry Potter and what does he have to do with Haku? /NOW TO BE REWRITTEN./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Cedric D., Haku - Complete
The Academic Approach by MarlaMonster reviews
AU human universe. Professor Charles Xavier isn't exactly Casanova when it comes to dating and is quite content on his life the way it is or so he thinks. The arrival of the new German professor may change his mind. Slash. may contain other pairings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,315 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take your punishment, John by HamsterCastiel reviews
Sequel to 'Take Me', can be read as an one-shot too! Phonesex, dirty talk, orgasmdenial etc etc.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take me by HamsterCastiel reviews
First Sherlock story I ve written based on a roleplay. Warnings for very dominant Sherlock! Kinks, toys, dirty talk.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
House Hunting by SweetChi reviews
Hunting in Princeton Plainsboro is not recommended...
Crossover - House, M.D. & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by Skye-Chan 12 reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 3,243 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Building good HumanVulcan relations by twice the rogue reviews
Summary: When Amanda is asked to show the Vulcan Ambassador Sarek around the school where she teaches she had no idea how much it would change her life. Rom Com. " He had a presence to him, like a serenity but also a great power behind that serenity."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,579 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
With You by MidnightEmber reviews
The International Confederation of Wizards has ruled that all persons under the age of 17 shall marry into a pureblood family if they desire to remain in the wizarding world. It's just Harry's luck that he is partnered with Lucius Malfoy. Slash-LM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,300 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Skidding Down the Sliding Scale by Keiran reviews
Sequel to 'Playing Havoc'. Alex chalks up his grudging love for his dad to Stockholm Syndrome. He's not going to stand idly by while Erik harvests Mr. Xavier's innocent soul, however. Human AU. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Doctor Feelgood by kototyph reviews
Request!fic for sandpipers. Wherein the Mexican mob is comprised entirely of nephews and Charles is just making the best of a bad situation.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Assassination It's Not For Everyone by Silverdawn89 reviews
In which there are guns, mayhem, cold-blooded torture, more guns, explosions, girls in leather, even more guns, knives, chess, and just for a change, a fuckload of guns. Or to put it another way: assassin AU!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Give Me You by sweet-and-simple reviews
Side story to "Take What I Give". What exactly did Gabriel whisper into Dean's ear? And how will it affect Dean and Castiel's relationship? BDSM Castiel/Dean, mention of Gabriel/Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Take What I Give by sweet-and-simple reviews
Sam needed what he needed. He was just scared of asking for it. Thank God for Gabe. BDSM Gabriel/Sam, Past Lucifer/Sam, Castiel/Dean, Crowley/Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Perchance To Dream by daysofstorm reviews
A Sequel to The Eye of the Beholder and Life Imitates Art. John and Sherlock slowly figure out what they are to each other. Complete in 23 chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,060 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There's More Than One Of Everything by Macx reviews
Erik was born different. He was one of the Cursed. He was a shark, a trained killer, a weapon. And he was a loner - until Charles stepped into his life. But who is Charles, aside from annoying and curious and adorable? Erik is about to find out. AU 'verse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Both Ways at Once by Lyricoloratura reviews
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends; the deeper feelings they begin to discover for one another can make things complicated. Closely tied to its companion piece "Sestina" & will be updated intermittently until both stories are complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,723 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8483 - Favs: 6,051 - Follows: 5,530 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Life Imitates Art by daysofstorm reviews
- A Sequel to The Eye of the Beholder - After their first kiss.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
No Brakes Or Take Backs by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel never wanted a demon, but Gabriel, joy that he is, has decided to get him one anyway. Now Castiel can't keep the damned thing off his mind. And his scent is everywhere. Lust demon!Dean/toppy!Castiel, AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Freak like Me by GeminiCancer reviews
Harry is sold to a man who experiments on Mutants when he's seven. this is a Hp/xmen crossover. slash brainwashing, rating just in case
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,446 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009
Nectar of Amity by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Golden rays filtered through the green leaves, casting the two story home in faint shadow. A stray beam caught his eyes, morphing them into molten gold pooled in rust. Those very eyes were one of the many things that Teru claimed to adore. my first MxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Weekend Getaway by Raicheru reviews
While at a club, Ichigo meets Sosuke Aizen who invites him to go away for the weekend. He turns him down, but Aizen is a hard man to refuse. Ichigo ends up being pulled into a world he isn't sure he wants to be a part of. Yaoi, AU, Aizen x Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 208,083 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Pray For Us, Saint Gabriel the Archangel by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
When Sam ran away at sixteen, he realised that he could run away from hunting, but it would soon find him. Unfortunately, he didn't have his father or brother to watch his back this time. Written for the Pre Post SPN Big Bang on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,510 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Of Wings and Love by ultraviolet128 reviews
Cracky, AU, probably OOC, slashy insanity - basically, Sherlock has wings. Like, massive feathery wings, attached to his shoulders. And he might be in love with John. T for mentions of child abuse and depressing stuff. Better than it sounds, I promise! :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,009 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Misinformed by Kittiegirl reviews
Spock has done Jim wrong, very wrong, but unfortunately our favorite Captain is hiding. Will Spock finally see what he has done, or will he simply not care either way? K/S Slash..Uhurabashing. I've added an alternate ending too. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cerulean Skies by SakaSandora reviews
I'm dying, these feelings are suffocating me, I'm drowing and can't find air...dreaming of clear cerulean skies. IchiAiz...please review!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,460 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Him by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Phantom/HP Trying to escape from the ruins of his past, Erik accidentally stumbles upon a young Harry Potter, who took pity on the man with the monstrous face. With nothing to live for, Erik decides that Harry could use an angel to guard and guide him AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Erik - Complete
Sharing by rso reviews
Spock is leaving Jim passive-aggressive notes in the bathroom.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Uncharted Seas by T'Key'la reviews
Written for kivitaskula for her contribution to help-brazil on Live Journal. She requested some Kirk/Spock/McCoy goodness. This is my first try at that combination. Yep, it's a threesome. It's also a PWP that is longer than I expected. What's new, right?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Howling Moon: A StarrkxIchigo Collection by bowlerhatfringe reviews
On the edge of the cliff the wolf cried out to the moon. A StarrkxIchigo collection full of one-shots, drabbles, and multi-chaptered StarrkxIchigo stories. Will do requests! Story 6: Don't Let Go pt2
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,149 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - C. Stark, Ichigo K.
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Endless Summer by mleynse3 reviews
When Seth gets stuck in his wolf form, a mysterious healer named Harry comes in to help. But what happens when one of the other Quileute boys catches his eye? SLASH Harry/Paul
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,042 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Harry P., Paul
Kirk James T Kirk by T'Key'la reviews
Modern Day AU: To the world at large, Jim Kirk is a best selling author. He also has a secret life, one that involves mystery and intrigue and doing things you wouldn't want your mother to know about. Now with 100% more K/S!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,409 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
With a Warm and Tender Hand by TempleMistress reviews
After another close call, Anakin and Obi-Wan are on edge. While they attend to each other's injuries, the tension between them escalates until they're forced to deal with the intense feelings they have for each other. AxO, slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,570 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Four Letter Word by Moonofwinds reviews
How Jazz and Prowl came together. Now COMPLETE! Happy New Years!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Jazz's Boys by Carlough reviews
They were mechs of myth, the eilte, the most deep cover soldiers the army had. Too bad they were also the biggest pack of idiots ever to grace the Autobot ranks. They were trusted to get top secret information why? And Soundwave is curious about them...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,891 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jazz, Soundwave
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3950 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Attention Getting Device by Keelywolfe reviews
Sam just needs a little attention. Is that so much to ask? An AU of my 'Experiments In Human Nature' universe. Bumblebee/Sam/Sideswipe
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4918 - Favs: 7,973 - Follows: 4,196 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nighttime Demons by Sentimental Star reviews
When Colin Pevensie returns from war, things are not as he left them, particularly not between his two sons...-Brotherfic. Book and Moviebased- EDIT: CHAPTER 18 HAS BEEN POSTED!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,770 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
A God's Desire by Kyuubiluver reviews
Aizen Sousuke has desired Ichigo for the longest time. Now his plans for Ichigo are starting. Will Ichigo save himself and his friends? AizenIchigo LEMON.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - [Ichigo K., S. Aizen] - Complete
A tale from Hell for naughty children only by the peach blossom reviews
Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Tender Touches by Aozoran reviews
Sequel to Invisible Hands. A pair of Ambulance Chasers, a poor Ratchet and way too much energy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Days Like This by Sylenttails reviews
IT’s one thing to be tossed thru the Veil for something he didn’t do. It was quite another to wake in his animigus form in a world not his own. Harry just knew someone was laughing at him somewhere. Mech/Mech pairings inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Ironhide
That Would Be Illogical by Peachly reviews
K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Messages in a Dysfunctional Workplace by Black-Dranzer-1119 reviews
L wants Light and Light is being naive. How long will it take until L finally gets what he wants, when he shouldn't want it to begin with. LXLight lemons. PWP Co-authored by Jesus-of-suburbia2o2o
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,428 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - L, Light Y.
Daycare: Wings and Doors by NovaBlastTF reviews
Iacon had just gotten three new resident bots, rocking the once boring and routine life of an innocent daycare, sparkling Starscream was going to change the way seekers are seen and make a few friends out of it all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Starscream, Bluestreak - Complete
With Love From Scotland by Diaphanous reviews
Stranded in the village of Inverness, Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad was alone caring for his two sons. His youngest was suffering from infant colic and his eldest was hungry. Enter Healer Harry James Potter, with his 'son' Theodore, who offers him a home and love.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Harry P., Altaïr - Complete
Wizard in Space by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
AU: The Enterprise has a name and it's Harry Potter. Who is rather unhappy about having parts of his anatomy blown up. /interconnected one-shots/ reuploaded ch.5 due to site errors 9-25-10
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P., J. Kirk
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What We Remember Forever by ED of Oblivion reviews
Companion piece to “Never Too Late.” A series of snippets and drabbles further detailing Jim’s experiences during his “second childhood.” Fluff. De-aged/kid!fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Vulcan Catnip by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Jim's mind is most dynamic - like Vulcan catnip. His melds are addictively pleasurable for young, hormonal Vulcans - but Spock will not stand for others touching what should be his. Featuring oblivious!Jim and possessive!Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris reviews
Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet's youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Epiphany by T'Key'la reviews
What do you owe to the memory of the woman who was your mother only because she gave birth to you? When Jim's mother dies, he has to return to Earth to sort out this and many things. Spock does what he can to help Jim on his journey. Final chapter up. k/s
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,345 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Invisible Hands by Aozoran reviews
Twins/Ratchet What happens when the twins decide to corner our favourite Medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Interruptions by reflecting reviews
K/S PWP. AU. Arriving late at his apartment, Commander Spock is greeted by a rather disgruntled lover. A few kisses and all is forgiven, however, as things gets hot and heavy the pair is interrupted. Jim is not pleased, but he rolls well with the punches.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Nobody's Victim by Carlough reviews
Breakdown reads a book on abuse and starts to wonder if he has been mistreated. After a violent beating, he runs away from the Decepticon base to start a new life. The only problem is, he didn't expect his brothers to actually be hurt by his departure.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,066 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Breakdown, Motormaster - Complete
CODE:RESSURECION by Eirenei reviews
AU - What if Virii Twins were not dead – but were flung by some weird chance into the Veil of Death? And what if Harry, in attempt to summon Sirius, summoned them? It's SLASH – don't like, don't read! You were warned.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Twins, Harry P. - Complete
A Measure of Company by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt at the LJ kakairu kink meme: "...Iruka's name had to mean that his ancestry wasn't purely Konoha. Mist country tried to kill off the families with demon blood but what if some were missed/escaped?" WARNINGS FOR MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
We'll Walk In Ecstasy by ED of Oblivion reviews
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. Plot reverse of "The Chase."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Relaxation by frozenbluebell reviews
Sam is tense after a long night of research. Dean helps him relax. Wincest
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Beneath the London Eye by salty-sarah reviews
HIATUS AND PENDING REPOST: Alex calls Yassen up one night to begin a relationship that has consequences neither of them are quite prepared for. Is it hereditary to love the same man? Warnings for slash. Yassen/Alex
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
The Prince and the Tyrant by AutobotV reviews
Optimus Prime is a young Iaconia Prince who wishes that the war between his people and the Kingdom of Kaonol would end. After getting whisked away by the cruel Tyrant of Kaonol he tries to persaude him to stop the war even if it costs him his innocence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,763 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Uke Diary of Ichigo by ButtonPom reviews
Collection of One-Shots and Requests of parings with Ichigo being the uke/bottom. Parings, Warnings and summaries are inside according to their own chapters. X3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - K. Zaraki, Ichigo K.
The benefits of sharing the same sleeping place by Djap reviews
BETAD Logan x Remy, Doing things backwards: At first sharing the same bed to sleep! and afterwards starting their relationship
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Sin by BonneNuit reviews
Seme/Male-HaremxIchi Ichigo is chosen by the gods to be a sacrificial sin. Aizen, Grimmjow, Starrk, Kenpachi, Shinji and Nnoitra are chosen to be the other sins and all find themselves affected by Ichigo. GrimmIchi AiIchi KenIchi ShinIchi StarIchi NnoIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Catharsis by Penguin reviews
With both Holmes and Mary gone, Watson is lost and doesn't know how to fill the emptiness. But things are about to change. Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Valentine by optimus prime 007 reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Prowl decide's to throw caution to the wind and confess his feelings to Jazz. How will Jazz react when he finds out his best friend is in love with him? G1 Verse. ch 8: Fluff, fun and smut! Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Uke by TwistedHilarity reviews
Inuyasha comes of age and discovers that he's got a hell of a problem. He's an uke: a male slated to be mated to another male. And all hell breaks loose when Sesshoumaru finds out. Sessh/Inu humor, angst, lemon, lang.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,285 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Heavenly Light by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: Ichigo was a person who appreciated honesty more than anything. He despised secrets and lies, because all they did was harm innocent people and a web of lies is what he soon finds and the only one with answers: Aizen. -Yaoi- Aiz/Ichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,622 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K.
The Open Sea by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones don't want just one heart! What is Harry Potter to do? Jack Sparrow/Harry, Davy Jones/Harry. Summary in profile. Under new management, original is from Dark Crimson Flame. Sign up to write the next or future chapters. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,184 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Dirty Me by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Shinji takes Nnoitra over to his empty mother's house for a bit of alone time. RP based on my own AU story Strawberry Bad Boy. Hardcore yaoi warning.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,983 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Shinji H., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Purifying Wizard by Brea45 reviews
Slash - Harry Potter has been a priest for the Necromongers for 5 years. Now under the new reign of Lord Marshal Riddick, Harry has to take on extra responsibilities. How will he cope with his mentors death and his new responsibilities? Up for adoption.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Riddick, Commander Vaako, The Purifier
Catharsis by MoniHoag reviews
Destiny has something special planned for Sam
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,687 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Tokens of Interest by cruelestmonth reviews
Before and after the Threshold, Commander Vaako makes an effort to forge a bond with his new Lord Marshall while observing the rites and customs of his people. Rated M/R for swearing, violence, and some sex. Please review!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
First: Do No Harm by L. Mouse reviews
Ratchet meets Dr. House when alien nanytes are discovered in a critically injured Sam Witwicky's blood. The resulting critical mass of snark ends the universe as we know it.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - G. House, Ratchet
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Stray by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi A/U : Ichigo was walking back from school on a rainy day when he passes an alley and finds Tomcat!Grimmjow injured and unconscious. He decides to take the cat home to the family clinic and patch him up. A series of lemons with some plot. :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Unwrapped by Acherona reviews
Sasuke and Naruto don’t want Itachi to have to spend another Christmas alone so they buy him the perfect gift…They buy him Sai for one night, how will Itachi use it? ItaSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Harry's Menagerie by GeminiCancer reviews
This is a collection of unusual Harry centric pairings with unused males. The non-Harry characters will be magical creatures. If you have a preference let me kmow. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,969 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
And Now for Something Completely Different by GeminiCancer reviews
A Harry Potter and Tin Man crossover.Slash Harry/Glitch/Cain. What if DG wasn't the only ozian to get sent to the other side. Harry gets sent to the O.Z. and tags along for the adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,601 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Glitch
A Different Type of War by MaskedNightmare reviews
Harry was cast adrift in a ruthless sea, and who was there to rescue him? The one and only Davey Jones! Harry has made a family amongst the cursed crew of the Flying Dutchman, but soon a war will be waged for his heart, who will be the victor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,221 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., James N. - Complete
Kira's Heir by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Light, after being questiond by Ryuk, decided to give Mikami a gift that would end up with Kira having an heir. But how can he guarantee that he won't fall in love with Mikami while his heir is growing? yaoi MikamiLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T.
Neko by BonneNuit reviews
Ichigo wakes up one morning and finds out he has cat ears and a tail. He goes to Urahara for help and discovers has to go live in Soul Society, where Kenpachi finds out about them. KenpachixIchigo yaoi sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Light to the Darkness by Sinful Damnation reviews
Roy Mustang, ancient being of the Earth has searched centuries for his Lifemate. The other half of his soul. What he never expected to find was the stubborn, hot-headed person that is Edward Elric. The unexpected light to his darkness. Chap 13 up! Smex!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,514 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Darkness Excludes No One by KounetsuDeb reviews
How Harry got into these situations he had no idea. Now he's stuck on this hellhole of a planet and now he's hearing whispers... SLASH! VIOLENCE! CHARACTER DEATH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,502 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All In One by District X reviews
2009 verse Little drabbles about each Autobot in a relationship with Sam. M for mature themes not mature content Slash
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Companionship by Lina03 reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in another universe. What is he going to do in a place where magic doesn't exist?...And how does Superman work his way into Harry's new life?...A HP/Superman crossover sort-of , AU, SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El
Desire: On The Other Side Of The Forest by Aozoran reviews
Second of the 'Desire' Series - Mirage grieves the loss of his most closest friend, but sometimes death isn't exactly as they make it out to be. A Primus formed vision and some good old elbow grease XD And maybe... just maybe... The dead don't stay...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*MEFA 2010 nominee!* And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls. . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Cherry Lips by BonneNuit reviews
AizenxIchigo yaoi AU Ichigo's friends make him cross dress for the sake of cheap booze. A Yakuza, Sousuke Aizen, sees Ichigo and thinks he is a woman. He asks him out on a date which Ichigo is forced to accept. No rape- consensual sex, cursing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Like a Tiger Treading on the Flowers by BonneNuit reviews
This is a KenpachixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-three chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,021 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Mottlemoth reviews
Artler; complete. When Artemis loses both his parents and his sight in a car accident, Butler is left to pick up the pieces. But will Fowl history be repeated? Rated M for slash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Of birds and bees by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo tries to study. Renji demands his attention. A sort of chaos ensues. From crack to hurt to comfort to smut, all laced with a good dose of humour. Ren/Ichi Yaoi, rated for language and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
My Strawberry Kitten by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi, KenHana A/U : Heading home from work, Grimmjow passes a pet shop where he spots Neko!Ichigo in the window. Naturally drawn to him, he just had to take him home, and "train" the shy, wary, virgin neko. A series of lemons with some plot. :3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,730 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Speculation by Lanaea reviews
Home' side-story, sequel to 'Gossip'. Some K/S and Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/27/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Never be the same again by Nashanne reviews
Naruto had gone missing for the last six years. Despite many rescue missions, nobody find him. He hadn’t been kidnapped by the Akatsuki who was also searching for him for the same reason ever: steal the Kyuubi no Kitsune... Full summary inside !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,524 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 597 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
The Times and Life of an ExMafia Housewife by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Now that Mello isn't in the Mafia anymore and he has his housewife duties, what is his daily life like? Crack, three-shot. MattxMello WARNINGS: foul language, smut, and violence
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Fluff'o'd00m by Kd Zeal reviews
Tracks and Wheeljack, alone in the Ark, get overcharged on Prime's not-well-enough hidden stash of high-grade. Tracks didn't realize Wheeljack had a crush on him...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Wheeljack, Tracks - Complete
Constructive Possession by Prism0467 reviews
Sequel to Kindred: The geniuses take their relationship to new levels. NejiShikaNeji AsuTen implied HiaTen ShikaYoshi AU OC Yaoi M/F
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,716 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Itachi's Sunshine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto asks one too many questions while chained to a wall. Does he want to know Itachi’s response? ItaNaru, yaoi, lemon, Four-Shot. Starts off with OOC Itachi but changes after the 1st one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
EEYORE by michelerene reviews
After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Little Faithful by Newbie-Interrupters-Inc reviews
Matt is jealous of Kira, but still reamins faithful to Mello. Mello discovers this and decides to show Matt just what he means to him. Yaoi, MelloxMatt, fluff and lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Desire in Triplicate by Kd Zeal reviews
Skywarp is showing an unusual amount of interest in Reflector, leaving the gestalt unsure what to make of it. Chapter Six, culmination and resolution...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Skywarp, Reflector - Complete
Kindred by Prism0467 reviews
What kind of relationship might two young, ridiculously sexy, effortlessly handsome geniuses have with each other? NejiShika AU OC Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,339 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Private Investigation by MiaoShou reviews
Dedicated to sbyamibakura. Light has a good idea to help a friend but things don't go exactly as planned. AU. LxLight. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Biting the Bullet by Sabertron15 reviews
Bluestreak's come to accept his life among the autobots. With new friends & memories you would think life would be fine! Wrong the twins can't seem to leave him alone, it's one prank after the other. With the help of Bumblebee, Blue seeks out his revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bluestreak - Complete
Light Up My Darkness by MiaoShou reviews
AU, Light/L yaoi from outset. Raito meets a new friend in unexpected circumstances - then gets involved in a case that could affect them both personally. COMPLETE NOW :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,797 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Night And Day by MiaoShou reviews
AU. The NPA are assisting mysterious detective L with a new case. Raito has to work with an unusual partner... Shonen ai. Yaoi. Complete now :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,599 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Darker Destiny: Year 1 by Erishon reviews
AU. Dark Harry. It's time for Harry to start Hogwarts, but what happens when Dumbledore realises Harry was never raised by the Dursley's? Brought up as heir to the throne of Karthul, Harry is powerful, intelligent and as dark as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Harry P.
Replacement: Roads by Dragon of Dispair reviews
For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,342 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Scorponok - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Raven Parody by twin1313 reviews
If Edger Allen Poe was around in the 21st century.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Worship by Nilahxapiel reviews
He should have gotten a restraining order, because people are supposed to fear their stalkers. Not fall in love with them. AU RaitoxMikami. Lemon. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Libido by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Iruka mistakes pills for aspirin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Claws And Teeth by nayru-kleinefee reviews
KakaIru An accident, an experiment gone wrong, and suddenly there’s a whole new perspective of life for them. And fur.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,535 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Different Fate by Musal reviews
What if Train never knew Creed was the one to kill Saya and instead believed it was Chronos? What if Train helped Creed create the Apostles to get revenge on Chronos and began to trust and care about him? What happens when Train learns the truth? CxT
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,115 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
A new beginning by elrohirnelladanlover reviews
Harry goes home for the summer after 6th year to find his uncle angry. After 4 weeks of torture, Harry comes into his magical inheritance...and find himself and the world about him changed completely...LOTRxHP crossover
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,490 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Living with Kyoya by Kalachuchi reviews
KyoyaHaruhi Living with Kyoya was not as awful as she first thought it would be. Chap9: Haruhi is pregnant and Kyoya is being... well, Kyoya. /Nov.'08 Chap 9 New Author's Notes/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Vampire by greypenink reviews
One very long shot! Warning: LxRaito. Homosexuality. Rated M for adult themes, vampirism, language, abduction and more.Death Note needed a vampire story. Hope you like it!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Brainwaves by Flarn reviews
2007 Movieverse. SamBee. Sam experiences a strange dream in which he shares his most intimate thoughts and feelings with Bumblebee, but is it really a dream? The reality that awaits him is one that no human has ever known: life as a giant robot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,293 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Angels by YaoiRocks reviews
During training Naruto gets a nasty visit from a certain Uchiha and it affects him in more ways then one… [Yaoi, occness, rape, Mpreg, lemons.] [ItaNaru] angst fic kinda with some humour. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,653 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shinigami no Scion by taggerung999 reviews
The Lord of Death is getting tired of his job and has decided it is time to choose an heir. But who? He will decide when he is next summoned. A mass of souls have hust passed by, speaking of a nine tailed fox on a rampage. it seems that the next Shinigami
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006
Greenleaf and Imladris by Tales by Eresse reviews
A multistory series chronicling the millennia-spanning relationship of Legolas and Elrohir from the moment they meet beneath the eaves of Greenwood the Great to the years of the War of the Ring and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 154 - Words: 459,124 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - [Legolas, Elrohir] [OC, Elladan] - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9554 - Favs: 12,129 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Life And Times Of Ryan Lupin by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
My name is Ryan James Lupin, and I am a vampire. Who and what I was before is of no consequence to this collection of memoirs. All you need to know is that I was turned at the age of one, and taken in by a certain Werewolf and an Animagus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Rescue by Sarcasmcat reviews
Toboe gets in to trouble and it's up to Tsume to save him. TsumeToboe. ShonenAi.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Sadie, Sadie by Telanu reviews
When Leon Orcot gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. DxLeon yaoi. Now Complete!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Mea Culpa by Whyte Star reviews
An alternate ending to Sniper Zero. What if that bullet hadn't missed? COMPLETE.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,463 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Know Thyself: the Prelude by Hoshi-tachi reviews
What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Trinity, Harry P. - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Enter the Wolf's Den by wolf demoness reviews
When Kagome's harsh words send Inuyasha into a spiraling depression he throws himself into good works to fill the gaping hole she's left in his heart. Abandoned by his friends Inuyasha is saved by the most unlikely person. Can Koga help the hanyou heal
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,305 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Inuyasha, Kouga
Dangerous by raison d'etat reviews
It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of Count D. It is especially unwise to meddle with Leon Orcot.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/29/2004
Seasons of the Heart 2: Surprises by Sly-chan reviews
It is almost the fifth and final day of the Winter Solstice Celebration. Flowers are being made, food is being prepared and surprises are being sprung. AL SLASH, AU, MPREG, fluff. Legolas POV.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,425 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
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Mirror Verse vs Matt and Mello reviews
Mirror-verse meets Matt and Mello! Featuring florid green carpet, cross-dressing Matt and peppermint candles! Credit to iflip4dolphins for the idea!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Glasses Matt reviews
Mello was used to Boxer Matt. And Sleeping Matt. Even Apron Matt, which had taken a while. But this, this was new. This was GLASSES MATT. MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Do You Taste Like Strawberries? reviews
Two one shots, two people, one cracky question. Light and L want to know.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Have No Idea reviews
Light. Alcohol. L. Something about this picture is very wrong. And rather cracky… Dedicated to iflip4dolphins and Amanda
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/5/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Far From Home reviews
Iruka is teaching at Hogwarts with Kotetsu as his assistant. The Hogwarts student’s new course: All you’ll ever need to know about Ninja. Yaoi Pairings, KakaIru, Genma/Kotetsu, NaruSasuNaru, NejiShika, LeeGaaraLee RWHG. Harry Potter Naruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Iruka U.
Make it Stop reviews
Ichigo is tired of the death and misery that comes with his unwanted job. Shiro is the light of escape when the world becomes too much. HichiIchi. Rating may rise. Please see important message on profile!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Temperature Warning reviews
Naruto leaves a bottle of chemicals out in the sun and an interesting conversation ensues. Beware Gastric Lavage! Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, and Iruka star. Short little one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lord of the Pies reviews
The Lord of the Pies and his apprentice are cooking. Who dares to enter their domain? Light mentions KakaIru, SasuNaru. Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Plans are Improvised reviews
When Train finds out that Chronos has lied to him, who can he go to? Can an innocent Creed accept his apology? Creed/Train
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Creed D., Train H. - Complete
Rose's Little Girl reviews
We all know that Rosalie wanted childeren, so what will happen when Emmett brings home a six year old vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Llama Style! reviews
The Harry Potter characters set too the Llama Song! Fun and games all around! ...And possibly some crack and gruel...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete