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Crazy Cullen Chronicles
by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Hannah Montana Vs Debussy
by HollyJane reviews
Edward and Emmett get into a little argument about Hannah Montana and Debussy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF
by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5157 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Chaos with the Cullens
by TwihardNerd reviews
The Cullens learn an important lesson : NEVER let Emmett get bored...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's bored so he asks Jasper to play rock, paper, scissors with him. No good can come out of it. EVER. ONESHOT Rated T for very mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Scene That Disney Forgot
by Showgirl22 reviews
This is the scene that should have been included at least in some form in AWE. Will and Elizabeth finally have thier wedding night. RATED M FOR A REASON! Its my first fic that I wrote after watching it one day. R&R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
The Scavenger Hunt
by shells-5 reviews
The Cullens go on a scavenger hunt. Emmett & Jasper made a bet, & both are willing to do whatever it takes to win. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
by baby le reviews
After seeing a certain blacksmith at mass, Elizabeth Swann suddenly feels the need to confess. Pre-COTBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
by little miss laugh alot x reviews
One-Shot. Cullens and Bella end up in detention and it's all Emmett's fault? What'd he do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
by TBear6000 reviews
PreCotBP. Elizabeth and Will spend their days and nights longing for one another unaware that the other feels the same way.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,012 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
by Krism reviews
Will has just returned home, this is a morning after story but with a scene inserted of his homecoming. Basically WE fluff. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
by mz-turner reviews
Ten years at sea. One day on land. That was his destiny. But for one night, she was his destiny. WE Oneshot Smut, Smut, Smut
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Joke's On You!
by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Bella stays over at the Cullens for the night, abd none other than Emmett pulls a prank on her. MINOR adult language. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Elizabeth's Desperate Quest
by Miss Maudlin reviews
After having five children in seven years, Elizabeth is rather desperate not to have another child. As a result, she goes on a quest to find such a cure, but not without some bumps and humorous incidents along the way. WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T.
by Serenyty reviews
[Stardust movieverse] What was Yvaine watching the night she fell from the sky? Not Stormhold,that's for certain.
American Gods - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
I like bears
by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/2/2007
by alexz1jude reviews
Bella suggests going trick or treating with the rest of the Cullens. Why is Emmett screaming? [twoshot] [part 2 of 2 up]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Emmett and the Mosquito
by Rosalie Sparrow reviews
A mosquito has come into the Cullen house and starts to annoy Emmett. Will all be hunky dory or will there be catastrophe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
21 Ways to Aggravate Edward Cullen
by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Inspired by 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do & 22 ways to scare, annoy or generally confuse Carlisle. Thanks! Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007
Emmett the Tanpire
by Georgiana1234 reviews
When Emmett has a little accident at the Salon the Cullens have a riot of laughs. Poor Emmett. . .he just didn't see it coming.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
by Alphie reviews
A fan of the series is unhappy at the ending of book seven. But there is a twist to it that he doesn't realize! Rewritten for new shipping prefrences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2001 - Published: 4/23/2001 - Complete