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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (funny thing is, I'm not interested in relationships XD)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (I hate guys like that)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (this is true...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I don't want a girlfriend either.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (lol then what's this?)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Beyond the Brink by cheekylittlelass reviews
A failed attempt on his life leaves Starscream burning for revenge, but his only available clue is a name: Unicron-a strange, vast world where mechs of all factions fight over rich energon that oozes from the ground. Starscream and Alexis must go undercover as master and slave to discover who wants Starscream dead-but will they discover the planet's secret before it's too late?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 137,474 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9h - Published: 3/17/2013 - Alexis, Starscream
The Vessel by White Ink Penpal reviews
I started out as a girl without memories in a foreign land, and life took a turn for the worse after that. Sakura-centric.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 170,613 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Sakura H., Levi] Eren Y., Mikasa A.
Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,316 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 252,780 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
Dirt and Ashes, or: The One-and-a-Half Body Problem by Tozette reviews
The invasion didn't fail. Team seven is long gone. Konoha has burned to the ground. And Sakura finds herself carrying half of Hidan across two countries, leaving a trail of blood, bodies and other people's legs. [Grim, absurd and very violent. No romance.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,472 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 5/25 - Sakura H., Hidan
The Delicate Illusion of Freedom by shortlived reviews
Earth under the unmerciful dominion of the Decepticons, Alexis' struggle for survival will be tried by captivity, deception and help from unlikely sources. But survival won't be enough. Not when the planet's greatest disaster has yet to transpire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 203,649 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Thundercracker, Alexis - Complete
Deadline by NoImNotObsessed reviews
Bill Cipher never cared for the duties of being a demon. Torture, stealing souls, et cetera. Unfortunately, his slacking catches up to him one day, and he must put out a certain someone's light before this time next year, or he faces eternal torture himself. But the difficulty's been set to the max when his Boss adds a new obstacle: He's now human. T for heavy-ish themes later on
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/13 - [Bill, Mabel P.] Dipper P., Grunkle Stan
Matches by Sleepless Poet reviews
Having reached the apex of her career after defeating Team Magma, May Maple is once again looking for fire in her life. Maxie Asche, on the other hand, has sunken to the depths of his own career and is as inert as the volcano under which he hides. Little do they know, the next time they meet, the friction between them is enough to kindle their relationship into flames.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,025 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 10/31/2014 - May/Haruka, Maxie/Matsubusa
Jak and Daxter: Schism by LunaLucrea reviews
Set after Jak 3. What happens in one timeline, isn't necessarily what happens in another. When all goes wrong in a parallel timeline, rifts begin to open, old enemies return, and the world begins to crash. It doesn't help that Jak is struggling with the diminishing amount of Light Eco, and the return of someone who he thought he'd never see again. (J/K, T/A, D/T)
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 141,571 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 2/2
The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,112 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
No Man's Land by Island Wolf reviews
[Ashes to Ashes rewrite, Redorbshipping] Time had changed them both, for better and worse, but when the call came to march away they had both answered. They were still soldiers, but instead of gazing at each other across the No Man's Land they stood shoulder to shoulder in the Van. The battlefield was burning, but they were together and in the end that's all that really mattered.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,271 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [May/Haruka, Maxie/Matsubusa]
Ships in the Night by Island Wolf reviews
[Redorbshipping] She'd always thought of them like ships passing in the night, transitory and incidental, never connecting for more than a few fleeting and furtive moments, and yet they had found each other again after years sailing in darkness like a phantom from the fog. But would they cross their bows or pass again into a wide open sea, disappearing into silence once more.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 4/16 - [Maxie/Matsubusa, May/Haruka]
The Two Body Problem by Tozette reviews
Hermione receives the diary. Neither she, nor Tom, is what the other was expecting. [Origin story for a dark Hermione. This is not a romance. Canon AU.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,967 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/2 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 193,000 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,508 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/6 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Cyclical Fates by Evil-Ekat reviews
Everything was gone. And now he had to spend eternity with the key to it all. Life comes crashing down, and they're rendered helpless against each other. "I destroy everything I touch... I can't do anything but destroy!" "But you like destruction! You wanted to destroy the entire universe!" "I liked creating too! Monsters, nightmares, and now you..." Two-shot. Rated M just in case.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,906 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/18 - [Bill, Mabel P.] - Complete
Entropy by Of Healing Love reviews
When Sakura is sent careening into the past to the Warring States Era, her first priority is to get back to the present time. What is not a priority is to be captured by the Uchiha clan and forced into servitude under Madara. Unable to kill him because Konoha hasn't been formed yet, she is tricked and finds herself his slave. Don't believe reviews! NOT discontinued!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,730 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Sakura H., Madara U., Tobirama S.] Izuna U.
Oral Presentation by Of Healing Love reviews
AU. College was never meant to be easy, per se, but it could have at least been considered manageable. May wasn't sure where she went wrong - was it when she started crushing on her TA or when she found out her boss was a drug dealer? Or perhaps it was when a dangerous gang leader started hitting on her and she accidentally gave him her number... Doesn't matter. She's screwed.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,390 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 11/22/2014 - May/Haruka, Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, Steven S./Daigo
This Is Not My Cat by MissHoshigaki reviews
"This isn't even my cat," Sakura protested. It wasn't Sakura's fault that animals liked her. She was just returning from a late shift at the hospital when she found the cat sitting in front of her door, mewling to get in. What is Sakura to do when a huge, mysterious man shows up at her door? Modern day KisaSaku AU with a sprinkle of platonic ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Sakura H., Kisame H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Zero Hour by Renaerys reviews
When a familiar face comes back into her life, Sakura makes a decision that unwittingly unites their causes. She finds herself playing a dangerous game of give and take with a man who makes no promises but always pays his debts. [SasoSaku. Sequel to Schadenfreude and Aces & Eights.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,101 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasori] Orochimaru, Deidara
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Teamwork: A Teacher's Guide by Tozette reviews
Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Obelisk: Kingdom of Man by VesperChan reviews
'She could swear she smelt sulfur when she exhaled. Nothing good ever came from boys who smelled like sulfur.' An ancient Egyptian curse and a world of dreams opens Sakura up to a life devoid of safety. In the darkness her nightmares bow themselves to her. In the morning they feast on her heart. AU SakuraMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Sakura H., Sai, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
When In The World by JayJayinMay reviews
After an explosion in the Decepticon Space Bridge, Jack, Miko, and Raf are stranded alone on separate planets, while the Autobots try desperately to get them back. But who are these strange bots they've met? Why do they look so familiar? And what does Starscream mean by saying he's been gone for years?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,802 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Jack D., Miko N., Raf E.
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Retaining Sanity by justmica reviews
In the middle of a world gone to hell, left alone and left for dead, how do you retain the only thing left to you that makes you human - your sanity? OCxHunter
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 144,271 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hunter, Smoker, OC
Coercion by L.Pilz reviews
When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,545 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
On your side by lexet reviews
Nelly, a dedicated and hard working college student and psychology nerd, finds herself in a dilemma when her car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. And with her luck, a homicidal maniac decides to give her a hand when I need. Jeff the KillerXOC
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,522 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013
Follow Me by SakuraMota reviews
After Soul lets slip she met Giovanni, Silver sets off, determined to find him, with Soul along for the ride. Can they survive the journey together, or will their tempers drive them apart? Can they get together by journeys end?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,555 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival
Poison and Wine by NushiKasai reviews
Poisons had always been one of his strengths. But she had made an antidote; she had outplayed him at his own poisonous game. Now that he was Reanimated and tasked with unleashing poisons against the Allied Forces, he decided that it was time for a rematch of different- and very dangerous- proportions. For him, the board was set. It was time for a game to begin. SasorixSakuraxGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,407 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara, Sasori
Honor Trip by American Vigor reviews
Cell becomes one of the Earth's greatest heroes in this epic twist of Dragon Ball reality! Experience the impact of this dramatic and empowering change! Dragon Ball Honor Trip includes awesome additions by Genescritor, Roketto, and Ruga-Rell!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 707,536 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Cell, M. Trunks
Ink And Parchment by The Goddess Of Art reviews
Odin and Thor abandoned Loki. Erik and Jane left Darcy. Two souls, lost and forgotten found each other in the vast gloomy forests of the Nine Realms. Joined by accident, bonded by need and changed by love. What happens when Loki lands on Midgard, angry and craving revenge only to find a mortal woman, Darcy Lewis, alone and cold?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,114 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Contagious by rabid behemoth reviews
Konoha's citizens are being controlled by a virus, and it falls on Sakura's shoulders to save them. A double agent among the most hostile, unrepentant criminals in the world, she finds herself navigating between competing loyalties in a sea of moral uncertainty. But that's impossible for a faithful Leaf nin like Sakura. Loyalties aren't contagious...right? [Eventual ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,552 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Uneasy Elements by cheekylittlelass reviews
Sequel to an Uneasy Alliance. Starscream's power and arrogance have grown even greater as he settles into his leadership over the Decepticons. Now he wants Alexis to rejoin him, on a special mission...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Gods At War by albino-ottsel reviews
The time has come for Round 2 with the Dark Makers and this time, our heroes will need all the help they can get. Grudges must be pushed aside, reinforcements must be called in, and an untapped power must finally be unleashed. But as more of the Precursors' history comes to light and old hostilities fester and boil, will the planet's defenders stand together or fall to pieces?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Daxter, Jak M., Veger, Tess
Opportunity Knocks by lizwuzthere reviews
Primeverse, AU timeline after Toxicity; Knockout discovers the Autobots' virus and he knows Soundwave introduced it... but Soundwave doesn't plan on giving him the chance to tell anyone else- Now Knockout's only chance of escaping the Nemesis with his spark intact depends on how well he can work with the Autobots and their human friend, Jack. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Knock Out, Jack D. - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Chrome and Ice by KrazyMusician reviews
The last thing Alexis expected was to wake up, barely alive in a Decepticon base lab awaiting experimentation. The Decepticons plan to control humanity by using their own kind against them through mechanization. Starscream x Alexis Primeverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,214 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Starscream, Alexis
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Sugar Cube by Thirrin73 reviews
As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku •
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Blue by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Midgardian Rehabilitation by VBloodmoon4 reviews
Loki is banished from Asgard after his attack on Midgard and is stripped of his power and god status. He's as malicious as ever when he falls to Midgard but changes from new relationships and experiences while regaining his power. Set after the Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,698 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Seven Days to Home by AllIsButToys reviews
What can you do when you meet the perfect man only to realise he's related to your roommate's boyfriend and lives half a world away? Probably the same thing as when you can't stop thinking about the girl who buys you tea and makes fun of your name.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Pawn Takes King by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Darcy is given a new assignment with SHIELD, and she seeks the help of an unlikely source to help her solve the case. Darcy/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,002 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
A Human Friend by Fire Redhead reviews
Sequel to "A Pet Squishy". Set in AHM universe. As Earth falls and the human race is crushed beneath Decepticon rule, can Thundercracker and Lana's unique friendship endure?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,768 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Megatron - Complete
Average Joe in Bullet Hell by Magnificent Sasquatch reviews
Follow the misadventures of a shameless semi-self-insert as he attempts to make heads or tails of this new crazy world and its even crazier inhabitants! There is fantabulous adventure to be had!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,601 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Utsuho R.
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Fixation by Tempestt reviews
Brutally murdered then resurrected, Bulma Briefs is a changed woman. Can Vegeta show her that there is nothing to fear but fear itself or will she forever stay a prisoner of her own mind?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Fast Reader by EatingClouds reviews
A continuation of the ' And You' stories! Scout and You request from Leskay. Be sure to thank them if you wanted to read one with Scout!3
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Scout
Crossed Paths by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Sig almost hadn't recognized the boy after all this time, but his father's eyes were unmistakable." Where paths cross, the destinations are infinite, and as a new future unfolds, Jak learns more about his past than he could ever imagine. Jak 2 AU.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,968 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Jak M., Damas M. - Complete
A Spindizzy Sonata by dellykins reviews
A whirlwind romance, of the odd sort. Skywarp/Alexis. Pursuit AU. 28 word character prompt drabbles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Skywarp, Alexis
Doktor Assisted Drabbles by Doktor Girlfriend reviews
100 and 200-word tales of RED vs BLU, with a focus on Heavy and Medic. All classes not named in canon are OCs. Rating may increase with future entries.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Heavy, Medic
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - M. Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
I'm on Your Team by EveroneIsRight reviews
She soon learned that no one trusted Spies, even the other Spies. She didn't blame them. Her class was about nothing but mystery and deceit. No, the worst part of it all was being female. TF2. Fem-Spy OC. T for language & references. Please rate & review.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,273 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Spy - Complete
Alphabet Soup by CoffeeIncluded reviews
N can remember only bits of the ceremony. Bree can't remember anything from before her sixth birthday. Bree White, Cheren Shiro, and Bianca Noir are in no way prepared for what lies buried. Memory's a funny thing, isn't it? Slight Cheren/Bianca, White/N.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,259 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
La Fille de L'équipe ROUGE by Euphoric Lolita reviews
A college track-rat and online gamer, Lily lets her obsession with Team Fortress 2 go a little too far. Transported to the RED Team's base, Lily will have to fight to win the trust, friendship, and affection of her comrades to get herself back home. R&R!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,467 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gentlemen? by Bloodra reviews
Based off a female's Spy's POV. Replacing the previous RED Spy, a Fem-Spy takes his place. No woman has ever joined the ongoing war between RED and BLU. The female Spy knows she'll need to make an effort to gain her team's respect. Twists in later chaps
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,869 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Spy
Crosswinds by dixiegurl13 reviews
Post G1 Movie. A wandering soul decides to take up residence back on Earth. Problem is not everyone is too thrilled with the idea of having a resident ghost haunt their air base, least of all Capt. Alexis "Spades" O'Conner. Starscream X Alexis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,591 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Starscream, Alexis
Silence of the Forgotten by shortlived reviews
Stripped of who he is, Starscream's will becomes Megatron's. Mindless of who he was, he finds himself inexplicably drawn to the human Alexis, not realizing that an order will turn into an obsession. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,545 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
The Dark Spark of Renewal by shortlived reviews
Haunted by a tragic loss, Alexis takes to the road. Unaware that she will be captured, rescued & Earth will be invaded. Yet who could have known the most life altering thing of all was to begin when Alexis caught the optics of Air Commander Starscream.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 197,967 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
Different Lives and Different Times by CampionSayn reviews
Summary inside. Rated M for safety. Armada. Drabble sets count 10&One-shots 3.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Matter of Time by Burenda reviews
When Jak first landed in Haven City, Erol wasn't the one to find him. Now he must face a future he is ill prepared for, and even with help from Sig and Damas, there's no guarantee that he'll survive. Complete.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,707 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Jak M., Damas M. - Complete
Our Artistic Ways by Zelha reviews
Our Artistic Ways is a oneshot collection that follows the same themes as Silver and Emerald Days and Crimson Genii. This time, Deidara and Sakura show us their life after Cynchick's Silver Lining. Various ratings, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy is My Enemy by dixiegurl13 reviews
G1-ish. A routine mission winds up being anything but for our favorite trine. Now grounded and with few options, Skywarp needs to find his wingmates before a more sinister force finds him. Fortunately for Skywarp, help is as close as your former enemy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,442 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Skywarp - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Midnight Tears by Kodukadvakch reviews
“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,863 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Blue Monotony by SilverStarShine94 reviews
She had passed the point of no return far too long ago. GaaSaku HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,318 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Starxis by PhantasmBabeIvory reviews
A retelling of the Armada Universe, beginning with the Mars episode. While on the red planet, Starscream finds a new friend... Ending chapter now posted. Alexis&Starscream pairing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,899 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Temporary Madness by Aelibia reviews
In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete