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Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, Good Omens, Big Bang Theory, and Merlin.
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An Interview With the Angel & Demon by Quantum Witch reviews
(2008) Just like the title says.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
s o m e w h e r e : a drabble collection by m-erechyn reviews
Just because they're extraordinary people doesn't mean they don't have ordinary days as well. Contains slash and happiness, with a side of normality. A/C centric, others will be written. UPDATED 08/12/08-- five new drabbles added!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Ferris Feelings by fictionalcandie reviews
An angel, a demon, a carnival, and the sum of all their parts. Oneshot, slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
One More Last Time by KindKit reviews
Remus used to be afraid that love would end. Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks. Written before Deathly Hallows came out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Glass Slipper by Gilpin reviews
Cinderella shall go to the ball. And Remus is going with her... Christmas, OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Silvertongue by imagines writes reviews
What the fortune-teller knew. ::Remus/Sirius::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Evil Deeds by Nienor reviews
Angels are sexless, unless they really want to make an effort". Or unless Crowley, that little devil, really wants to make an effort.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Revenant by Gilpin reviews
With their own relationship seemingly over for good, Remus and Tonks come face to face with ghosts and memories of both past and present. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Until There's Nothing Left of Us by SongbirdNoodles reviews
Your son will start at Hogwarts tomorrow, and you will be elsewhere, perhaps. A TL beyondtheveil fic, told backwards. Kind of weird and disjointed, but it's supposed to be that way. Rated for language and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/20/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Incorrect Conclusions by happen0stance reviews
[Boys weren't meant to be so pretty.] [SBRL] [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Lady Bracknell reviews
For all his supposed genius, Sirius Black had always had rather a blind spot for the patently obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Till Human Voices Wake Us by MrsTater reviews
When Remus' mysterious work for the Order requires Tonks' assistance, feelings that run far deeper than comrades at arms come to light. Is romance possible when the work proves to be the stuff nightmares are made of? [Set during OotP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,478 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Raw by Gilpin reviews
Remus Lupin has made his way so steadily into her life, then into her heart, that now she can't imagine a time when he wasn't always there. Tonks wakes up on the morning after the night before and finds the world has changed for her. Set during OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Great Are The Myths by Vaguely Downwards reviews
It’s Thursday. Aziraphale makes a decision. Crowley reluctantly acquiesces. There is a field trip and an unfortunate logistical error, because you know how it is with pocket universes. PG13 CrowleyAziraphale and a cast of many.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Temptation, Circa 1982 by mysid reviews
Good Omens crossover with Harry Potter. A chance meeting between Crowley and Remus leads to a bit of temptation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Remus L., A. Crowley - Complete
Remnants by Gryvon reviews
The 14th century.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2007 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] - Complete
The Buddhist Baths by Vaguely Downwards reviews
After a nice twentyyear nap, Crowley finds Aziraphale in Enlightenment country. Fun with Taoism and water. M for slash. Yes, and it’s spiritual too. Am I not strange?
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Operation Salvation by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Houseplants" and "Return of Hastur". Hastur must befriend Aziraphale in order to convince the angel that Crowley is out to get him.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Two Out of Three Ain't Bad by KatieBell70 reviews
Sirius is bored and lonely and Tonks is hopelessly in love with his best friend. One night she makes him an offer he can't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Before the Fall by A. of Arcadia reviews
Your typical Eden fic featuring Aziraphale and beforehewasCrowley Crawly. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2005
Friends in High Places by Russian Dragon reviews
Crowley's trial goes from bad to interesting. (CA SLASH)
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2004
Touch Me Fall by Carmilla reviews
Temptation comes in many forms. Slash, CrowleyAziraphale, and it comes with a kink warning.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/21/2003
Virtue and Vice & Vice Versa by Lady Jaida reviews
A darker, or perhaps not so much darker, look at Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship. Set during the French Revolution, because you all know Aziraphale in a waistcoat is pretty damn sexy. R&R! *NEW* Chapter Four!
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002
Halt! by Lady Jaida reviews
There are some things you can never tell a lover. Am revving up to maybe write another chapter of Coeur de Loupe. Do please R&R, because I need to know if I've gone off the good path, so to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Living Arrangements by afrai reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Very Bad Things reviews
It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
the most unnatural of the sexual perversions reviews
Contrary to what most of the servants seem to believe, Arthur doesn't actually prance around naked with Merlin in the room, so this is unexpected to say the least.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
We Dug These Holes We Crawled Into reviews
He finds there are six in all. Yes, some incidents are more difficult to categorize than others, but in the end, each encounter boils down to some shade of six.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Soft Option reviews
In which Merlin and Arthur share a flat, Arthur is busy and Important, Merlin is just plain busy, and everyone is completely content with the situation, at least until they're not, until they are very, very not.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One Take reviews
Pornstar AU with a heart of gold.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And So It Begins reviews
In which there is snogging, mild humiliation, a long car ride, a proposal, and a happily-as-ever-after.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Of Trials and Timing reviews
Arthur always sort of assumed the whole "sword in the stone" thing was a one time deal, or at the very least a formality. Posted on livejournal foreeeever ago.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Tisn't the Season reviews
Christmas in July.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
That Seldom Kings Enjoy reviews
On the day of his coronation, Arthur brought magic back to Camelot with the smoke from his father’s funeral pyre still black as pestilence in the air. - Sort of a follow-up to "Forgotten for Good," set a few years later.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Forgotten for Good reviews
In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Sex: The Final Frontier reviews
Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Stranger in the House reviews
Sirius is always away, and Remus works in a library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Six Letters Remus Lupin Never Sent reviews
Six letters spanning five years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dust reviews
Two young men and one old cinema.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost Time reviews
Aziraphale has been away for a while, and Crowley is there to welcome him back. Written for the GO anonfic meme, prompt was "premature..." well, you get the idea.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
To Give Good Advice is Fatal reviews
A/C - An angel, a demon, a brothel, a war, and a dead playwright who feels the need to interfere. Warnings: Slash, almost-het, gender-bending, cross-dressing, abuse of history.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Trust, Charity, & the Fine Art of Incompetence reviews
In light of their respective roles in the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley have been given new assignments to keep them busy. Things do not go as planned. A/C
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
What the Maze Made reviews
You didn't see it coming. It came out of the maze, and that's where it had to stay. It couldn't survive in the real world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Love Like a Severed Limb reviews
Thoughts on love from Remus Lupin, circa March of 1995.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
They Shouldn't Know reviews
The things they shouldn't know are the ones they will have to work the hardest to forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Edges reviews
Remus Lupin's life is a series of edges.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Crowley Versus the French reviews
A/C - Crowley feels that Aziraphale has not been adhering to the Agreement as strictly as he ought to, and he has an idea of how to even things out.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Firsts and Lasts reviews
The problem with beginnings is that they always end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pieces of Some Beautiful Machine reviews
The first time Remus leaves, it is ugly and it is painful, and it is does not go as he'd hoped.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Of Adam, Moses, and Tantalus reviews
A/C - Aziraphale whispers prayers like “hallelujah” and “eli” against the demon’s skin, and it smarts like touching a flame: sharp and precise and quick to fade. There is damnation in his blood.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
A Drinking Game reviews
Remus is drunk. Very drunk. And Sirius is a git who does not know when to let a thing go. Fluff, drunk Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Suspicious Fictions reviews
Updated: And we are legend. We are epic. Your hips on my hips are a million words wound through the pages of history. Post-Hogwarts angst, probably more to come...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Moment reviews
There are certain Moments at which even an angel must question exactly how ineffable the Ineffable Plan could possibly be. Aziraphale/Crowley
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
In the Balance reviews
Sirius is informed of Regulus's death, but Remus is left to deal with the aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What Libraries Weren't Made For reviews
Four people, two couples, one Map, and one Cloak. And no one knows what anyone else is up to. Remus/Sirius & James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters to an Unnamed Prisoner reviews
A series of 6 letters written by Remus during Sirius's time in Azkaban, followed by some... other material...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Million Years Ago reviews
It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Revelation reviews
Remus Lupin is very tired and sore, and not nearly as annoyed as he'd like to be that one Sirius Black will not let him bloody sleep. Slightly angsty, first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Enough Is Never Enough reviews
There are innumerable threads, Remus thinks. Paths and back roads and ‘could haves’ they might have taken along the way. Set just after OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Denial and the Benefits of Staying in the Closet reviews
It's a bit dusty and dim, and James is standing just a bit to close, and honestly, it is too bloody hot for any of this nonsense...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
We Are The Innocents reviews
The grass was wet and cool, but the night air was warm and even wetter. James lay stretched out, catlike and relaxed, his shirt riding up to reveal a strip of pale midsection. Sirius leaned in and bit it. Sirius/James with Remus/Sirius implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
I Know reviews
Do you love me, Moony?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Aftershow reviews
James and Sirius are throwing a party, but for the life of him, Remus can't help but look beneath the booze and the debauchery and wish to god that absolutely any of it felt real.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Without Words reviews
They shuffle around, devoid of purpose, living out of habit more than anything else. Sirius doesn’t seem to notice. Sirius doesn’t notice anything, except for when his cigarettes have run out or when James’ letters stop coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seven Lessons With Sirius Black reviews
Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete