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Joined 01-03-08, id: 1461987, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 15 stories for Holby City, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Once Upon a Time.

"Great art is not that which creates something utterly new, but that which takes something we have seen before and forces us to look at it in a new way. Fan-fiction therefore, is not the lowest form of literature, but, indeed, the highest."

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About 'QuestionablyInsane'

Well where to begin! Obviously, I enjoy reading and writing fanfiction, particularly of the Harry Potter and OUAT variety. I have an unhealthy obsession with Helena Bonham-Carter... I think it began with the fact we have identical hair :/ I also love Lana Parilla far too much!

I'm on tumblr - ofquestionnablesanity - and I have a very random fandoms/people/cute cats kind of blog haha

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My Ships!

Ohh where to begin?! I have far too many OTP's and far too many favourite shows, but here are just a few!

Harry Potter: Dramione, anything Bellatrix related, Siritrix... *)

Once Upon a Time: HookedQueen! MadQueen! OutlawQueen! Regina/Happiness. RedWhale

Revenge: Nemily, ConVicted

Casualty: Zoe/Nick, Nina/Abs.

Holby City: Jac/Joseph, Leddi!!Connie/Sam

Pretty Little Liars: Aria/Ezra, Spencer/Wren

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Favourite quotes:

"Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy them" - Hermann Hesse.

"You hate someone whom you really wish to love, but whom you cannot love"

"Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to break them down"

"Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire" - Kurt Tucholsky

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My Work

Stories at the moment:

Footsteps In The Sand - I love MadQueen, but all inspiration has abandoned me for HQ & OQ instead at the moment!

Stories for the future:

A lot of Regina/Hook feels have taken over me at the moment...I just want my baby to be happyyyyy! :'(

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All Things Truly Wicked Start With An Innocence!

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Schoolies by Relliurad reviews
AU: Emma and Regina, seniors at Storybrooke high, are cursed with far too many attractive teachers. The only solution? Shag as many of them as possible before they leave the school for good. Note that this is really really really AU! And Smutty. Very smutty! See Chap 1 for a long Author note to explain more.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 91 - Words: 259,863 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 4,361 - Follows: 5,478 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stealing From a Thief by anonymous.mystery95 reviews
"He knew her heart was being stolen from him once more, but this time he had no one to blame but himself. And goodness, if that didn't make it all the more painful." In which Marian ships Mad Queen, Robin is conflicted and Regina really needs to learn how to close doors.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Robin Hood
Broken Home by Emmel1118 reviews
'You don't mind being C o l d ]Aloof[ A/l/o/n/e You've never had q u a l m s about breaking hearts because if you break theirs they can't break yours' - Freeverse - character study of Charity.
Emmerdale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Charity T. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11968 - Favs: 12,308 - Follows: 10,333 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Always In Your Shadow by Arinus reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN AS OF JAN 2014. Severus Snape discovers he has a daughter, born of a brief affair with Bellatrix Lestrange. First, a journey to reach the frightened, emotionally damaged child, and then a full-blown mental war, as Bellatrix manages to possess the girl from her cell in Azkaban. Among other things, an in-depth exploration of Occlumency. AU, in-character Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,415 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Severus S., Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
when the lights fade out, all the sinners crawl by Regal-Song reviews
Setting out on the Jolly Roger in search of Henry, they're faced with the brand new dangers that lurk in Neverland. From the writhing alleyways of Tortuga to the Queen Anne's Revenge, the team must work together to save Henry from the shadow and the mysterious Peter Pan. Along the way Regina finds a way to open up. HookedQueen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,771 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Love Again by hear the whispers reviews
AU. Cora sends Hook after Regina. Things don't go quite according to plan. Hooked Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,202 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
All The Unsaid Things by Trivial Pursuit reviews
In the end it was only all the unsaid things that really said anything at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Bellatrix L., Sirius B.] - Complete
This is torturous by Notasitseems-x reviews
Luc/Eddi. Missing scene from 'When Sacha met Chrissie.' Between leaving the wedding to being asleep in the van, what happened? "Her words echoed and buzzed in his mind like a swarm of angry bees, and as he shoved his hands in his suit pockets and trudged after her, he was finding it hard to deny". *Now Updated due to submitting the wrong version!
Holby City - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Luc H., Eddi M. - Complete
Bright Young Things by Trivial Pursuit reviews
They say a picture's worth a thousand words...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Sirius B., Bellatrix L.] Harry P. - Complete
Unsafe Haven by WiseWithWords reviews
This thing between them has been building for months now, Eddi knows it and Luc knows it too. Who will actually do something about it?
Holby City - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
Free to be You and Me by The.Squint reviews
Whenever it gets too much for Eddie he is always there, like a knight in pale blue hospital scrubs. First 'Leddie'
Holby City - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Complete
The Aftermath by emergency-heart reviews
Another 'Leddi' oneshot: When Sacha Levy was stabbed, she was the one who stepped in and saved his life, but when all calm has been restored on AAU, who will be the one to look after her when the shock sets in and the horrific events return to haunt her?
Holby City - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Eddi M., Luc H. - Complete
His Fool by TastyAsItGets reviews
There was one reason why Bellatrix hated Sirius so much: he was a pompous jerk. It also happened to be the reason why she was insanely attracted to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,646 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Toujours Pur by AmphibianQueen reviews
I for one always thought Sirius and Bellatrix hated each other a little TOO much not for there to be any history...incest warning... .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Lovely Little Distraction by aslycsi1315 reviews
Over the course of a summer, teammates Morgan, Prentiss, Garcia, and JJ, begin to use iM as a way to deal with the stress of the work. However, they run into problems when Hotch believes it to be a distraction…..
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
For Freedom by Frost Leonhart reviews
Harry stumbles upon the love between a Death Eater and Phoenix during the final battle in the Second Wizarding War. HG/DM. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Incomplete Penthouse by Disco Shop Girl reviews
Post 4x22 Charlie's Place is almost complete, and while Blair is snooping in Chuck's new penthouse she discovers a small lilac-coloured room he's been desperate to keep hidden. CB. Happy ending. One shot
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,140 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
The Kick Inside by anyavioletta reviews
Bellatrix/Sirius. They hated each other with a passion, yet he was the only one who ever truly challenged her; the only one to ever break her. The one who made up her mind for good that she needed to be evil. Oneshot. Language,Inc,SexScene,Abortion
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Black Ribbon by Brillant reviews
Their affair must come to an end in light of his recent engagement, but he cannot help but be tempted by the black ribbon tied around her pale, delicate throat. One shot. Bellatrix/Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
Boot Camp by Almis31 reviews
When you’re young you’re supposed to have fun, law be damned. At least that’s how Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon saw it. Rated for foul-language, under-age drinking and general law-breaking. AU-Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,327 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 4,654 - Follows: 360 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Her Own Spilt Blood by nodoubtrox reviews
Where is the little girl with the red lips and black hair, and the little boy whose dark hair cascaded over his eyes, who promised they would hold hands forever? SiriusBellatrix oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Haunted by Elizabeth C reviews
The summer after her fourth year, Hermione Granger committed suicide. Six years on, the soon-to-be Mrs. Harry Potter thinks about this girl whom she never knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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A Welcome Embrace reviews
"The darkness within was remerging, wrapping itself like vines around her heart with just the faintest of squeezes." With nothing left to loose and nothing to play for, Regina welcomes the re-awakening of the Evil Queen. Post S3 finale.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2014
Never A First Choice reviews
"Nights full of desperation and loathing; of desire for intimacy, for anything that would push the memories of loved ones from their minds" Post 3x11 HookedQueen one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Her Treasured Keepsake reviews
"Any hat I make for you, your majesty, will quite simply be my finest work of art" After all their years spent together and then the many more spent apart, there is only one piece of her relationship with Jefferson that Regina treasures above all else. /Drabble MadQueen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
A Simple Distraction reviews
'They stared each other out, daring the other to complicate things, to say something that might put this chance encounter off the cards' Regina seeks a temporary escape from her problems, and turns to an old ally for HookedQueen!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Just Another Disappointment reviews
'Her pain both broke her apart and yet held her together" Hook finds Regina on the beach, her faith in finding her son fading and opens her eyes to the magic of a night in Neverland. HookedQueen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Life's For The Living reviews
'They're two hearts laced with scars, precariously piecing themselves back together and finding comfort in the most unexpected of places' HookedQueen drabble
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Footsteps in the Sand reviews
'Revenge is a sad and lonely path" Unable to stand by and watch Regina go down a path of dark magic and self-destruction, Jefferson broke his own heart and let her go. Now in Storybrooke, history's repeating itself as he watches Henry's estrangement and Cora's death break the last of Regina's resolve. MadQueen, set after 'The Doctor'.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Jefferson/Mad Hatter
In This Heart of Mine reviews
"We're born with millions of little lights shining in the dark" One by one Regina's go out, leaving little but a broken shell and a darkened heart. Drabble
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
We All Fall Down reviews
'No matter how long it takes them to earn her trust, they always let her down in the end'
Holby City - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Eddi M. - Complete
Overwhelming Guilt reviews
'Children go to their parents for advice and so does he' After Luc baulks at the idea of actual commitment, he heads to the only place he knows he won't be judged, even if it does mean revisiting difficult parts of his past.
Holby City - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2012
Complicated reviews
He's never really allowed anybody to get this close; too scared that he'll open himself up to further pain when she abandons him, like so many have before. But maybe that can all change, perhaps she'll do him good if he's just willing to give her a chance. A Leddi drabble.
Holby City - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012
Falling Apart reviews
Sworn enemies since their first encounter, Hermione and Draco have been engaged in a bitter war of words for years. However, Hermione is struggling with a fragile mind that strives for perfection; will he unwittingly push her to the edge of her sanity?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
An Act of Kindness reviews
'No-one was entitled to kill a Black; no-one had the right, except perhaps another Black.' Bellatrix knew why she had to do it; this was the only way he could ever truly be free of them. Completed one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bittersweet Promises reviews
When Jasper comes across Alice in Seattle, she's cold and guarded, living a life of secrets and pain. Will he be able to break down her walls and find a way to save her from herself and her past? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Connie's 15 Things reviews
Connie Beauchamp: Cardiothoracic Consultant, ball-breaker and used-to-be maneater. A thoughtful insight into the mind of our favourite 'Ice Queen' and some of her unseen memories. Slight Connie/Michael mentions and some Connie/Sam.
Holby City - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Connie B. - Complete
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