Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, Heartland, Batman, Supernatural, and X-Men: The Movie.
I am Evil Little Leprechaun. You may call me Evil Little Leprechaun.
Currently infected with Teenage Syndrom; doctors insist it's a phase, but I beg to differ.
Symptoms are as follows:
Spontanious bouts of hyperness (Obsessor and Hat may copy this, but they're nowhere near as badass as I am ;P )
Spontanious bouts of confidence ( that often result in you doing something reckless and stupid )
Mood swings, from ultra happy and hyper to dark and frightening ( well I scare everyone, regardless...)
Grammar glitches in brain ("Say, that looks yice!" "How mold is it?" "Your neating's write!")
Glitches in brain in general;
"Look, I know you think I'm crazy - which I am - but think about this. I can remember every single type of shoes my cousin drew over Christmas in my house - and I don't even like shoes! - yet somehow, I cannot recall where I left my phone just 2 minutes ago. Oh, and Jazz is eating your popcorn." - ELL, Xmas 2008
Being unable to keep a straight face, even when telling the truth ( it's a curse, I tell you! A CURSE! )
In extreme cases, the following may occur:
Talking to yourself (What? I'm good company!)
Having arguements with yourself (Additionally, I also have very strong opinions, which I don't always agree with.)
Smiling, waving at, or simply just saying hello/good afternoon to random people on the street ( It's called being friendly. Condemning such behaviour is called hypocrisy. )
Doing something, then forgetting why almost instantly ( "Well, I'm sure whatever I just did, I did for a perfectly legitimate reason." )
Having strong urges to glomp someone, then push them off a cliff them just minutes later. (...You're lovely, but I hate your guts. For some reason.)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back. Crazy is when you walk around town with a leprechaun hat on your head eating minstrels and singing 'Tragedy'.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
ANYWAYS, this account has been in existence for approximately four years, which means I am definitely no longer a newbie. Huzzah and fishcakes! =D
I am, according to my friends and fans, an amazing author: don't listen to them, I suck xD
I'm good at English, but not organisation. Half the things I do are entirely impulsive; no plot or planning, which is needed for, well... pretty much everything important in my life at the moment T_T
Fond of Death Note, Soul Eater, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, FLCL, Death Note ( again :P ), DURARARA!!!!, Warriors (yes, the cats) X-men, Wolf's rain, Harry Potter, Avatar (the last airbender, not the blue dudes), Eragon/Eldest/Brisingr ( the books were fab. Do not talk to me about the movie. ), Supernatural (yay Castiel!) Bones, The Mentalist, Heartland ( the books, not the show! ) Lie To Me, pretty much anything written by Kelley Armstrong, The Walking Dead ( the TV series as well as the graphic novels :3 ) and the Twilight saga ( no, shut up about the movies' horrific sparkly-vamp, emo-werewolf thing; the books were fantastic. How many series have you read that had a character say ' we watched zombies eat people, it was great ' ? )
That doesn't neccessarily mean I'll be writing about any of them, but there you go.
I prefer making my own OCs to stick into the story, and like keeping the originals IC as best I can. The only way to achieve the latter is for me to perform the former, so yeah, you're going to get rather well-aqquainted with my OCs if you read any of my stories.
I believe that's it... For now.
Thus, I must conclude this profile update by bidding you a good day.
Don't get run over by a bus, now, d'ya hear?
20 October 2011
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
OOFS - Overly Obsessive Fangirl Syndrom. You know you have it.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
B O N E S
"When was the last time you ate? Oh, my bad, you have amnesia..." - Booth
" You shot him? Did he take long to die? " - Epps
"Jesus is not a zombie!" - Booth
Temperence: Without the delusions of right and wrong, we'd never be able to fight...
H O U S E
"Like they always say there's no 'I' in team. There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up..." - Gregory House
S U P E R N A T U R A L
Dean: Pardon me for asking, but... Aren't you kind of signing your own death warrant in handing over the Colt?
Dean: Planes crash, okay?
Sam: Yes, and apparently clowns kill!
"I miss conversations that didn't begin with 'that killer truck'..." - Sam Winchester
"Hey! Assbutt!" - Castiel
" All I said was that they were not threadbare, you fuckball." - Misha Collins
" Thirty eight years I've been an actor... And on my tombstone it's going to say 'He got kissed by Mark Sheppard." - Jim Beaver
" I'm just trying to remember what self-respect feels like... It's a fading memory." - Misha Collins
" Come on, guys! I already read you a poem!" - Misha Collins
" No, I actually didn't pull any pranks on the boys... You see, I didn't want to get fired." - Richard Speight Jr.
Misha: Do you have to call them 'pumkin-colored bickini briefs'?
"I am out of this world, amn't I?" - Jensen Ackles
"Hey where are you going with baby? Come back here! ... Seize her!" - Jared Padalecki
T W I L I G H T S A G A
"Fall down again Bella?"-Emmett Cullen
"We watched zombies eat people, it was great."-- Bella Swan
"And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porche." -- Alice Cullen
"Oh, a sadistic vampire intending on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An I.V. on the other hand…”-- Edward Cullen
I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen
“I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.” — Edward Cullen
"You.Got.Food.In.My Hair."-- Rosalie Cullen
" I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures. " -- Bella Swan
Personal Quotes of 2010
"I can pronounce 'it' how I want; I am 'it'." - ELL
"Game fucking over." - anonymous
"...Depends on who I'm killing..." - DC
"They can never have the same relationship again; she's a tree." - Classical Studies, reference to Daphne.
"If faith in God alone is all you need to go to heaven, then could I take a chainsaw and horribly massacre all of our city - say, 12,000 people - and still go to heaven? - ELL
"Somewhere in her brain, she knew it wasn't a good idea. But that somewhere didn't have broadband or a Blackberry, so everywhere else armed up and marched off to Idiocy." - ELL
ELL: One day you'll get run over by a bus... Except it won't be a bus, it'll be an assassin's bus.
O: Then it's still a bus!
'And so she found herself on a quest for the color red.' - ELL
"As opposed to a pepper." - ELL
ELL: How can you use arsenic to give your dog stripes?!
DC: Quite easily...
'Ten...Four... One...' - ELL
Why is everyone patting my head this morning?! - ELL
" On seventeen! " " Okay - wait, what? - " " One... two - SEVENTEEN! " * charges off *
Whoever said anything was possible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Or nailing jelly to the ceiling. Or singing while they were drowning. Or typing with an annoying person trying to get your attention.
C U R R E N T F A N F I C S
Oh, You've Got to be Kidding Me... - uploaded, in progress
Crack-ish. My OC, Grey Sand, gets knocked out by a stray football at Wammy's House at the same moment as I fall off my horse and take a crack to the head from a pole. Of course, for such an unlucky coincidence some soul-swapping is in order...
Factfiles on Grey and Nidenski (AKA Niden, affectionately known as 'Night') will be uploaded soon. Until then, just go with the logic.
Quote from Ch3 'it's a matter of your life, and your death' credited to Obsessor.
Ride To Suicide - uploaded, in progress
Because I've always wanted to write about exactly how dangerous horses can be. The Heartland crew takes on an eventing horse with a death sentence, whose previous rider ended up in hospital; just like Amy, Ty and Ben might, if they don't get their act together fast. But to rehabilitate the mare, they'll have to delve into her history... And there's no guarrantee that they'll like what they find.
Best Words - uploaded, in hiatus
Poetry on the characters of Supernatural, basically. Have fun guessing who's who.
Terminus ( I couldn't be bothered to type up the full title, even though this note to inform you of such is, in fact, far longer and thus taking far more effort. Oh well. ) - Uploaded, in hiatus
random drabbles on the characters of Supernatural.
The Sense Saga ( or lack thereof ) - uploaded, in progress
Shared with mad-as-a-hatter-42 ( AKA Hat-kun ); three OC assassins employed by the Joker because, as a criminal genius, he has far better things to do - ie run Gotham and screw around with the Batman - than deal with his most recent annoyance, a certain Harley Quinn. Basically a crackfic, lots of humour, language warning.
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