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Joined 01-03-08, id: 1462198, Profile Updated: 09-18-08
Author has written 4 stories for Covenant, and Harry Potter.

Hey so im (insert random name here) and im (insert pretend age here) years old. I will tell you that I live in (a state sounding suspiciosly like lexus) and that I have red hair. I know, I know, I shouldnt have given out all that information right?

Let us get to the root of the matter. Why are you here? Are you some avid fangirl? REALLY!? YES!! sorry... I happen to like fangirls, being one myself.

So..lets go to the traditional favorites I guess.

Books: The Sweet Far Thing- Libba Bray. Te Harry Potter Series- J.K Rowling. Blood and Chocolate-Anette Curtis Klaus. The Memoirs Of Cleopatra- Margaret George. All of Sarah Dessens books. Maximum Ride-James Patterson. Twilight and Co- Stephanie Meyer(and te host by te SM), Anthem -Ayn Rand(a godess if there ever was one), Wicked Lovely by..uh the chick who wrote it. and ANNE RICE ANNE RICE ANNE RICE. well then.

Music: Three Days Grace(WOOT),Panic at the Disco(flails), Kill Hannah, Ludo, Mika, The Killers, Within Temptation, Breaking Benjamin, Cute is What We Aim For, Cobra Starship, Thirty Seconds to Mars, Silverstein, Eve 6

Movies:Interview With a Vampire.Sweeney Todd. Blood and Chocolate. The Covenant. Apocolypto. V for Vendetta. The Prestige.O Brother Were Art Thou. Chasing Amy. Troy.Dogma. The Dark Knight.

TV shows: Moonlight, Gilmore Girls, That 70's Show,Dark Angel,Dancing with the Stars(addiction hits you hard sometimes), Gossip Girl(ive only seen a few episodes but seriously, they had the guy that played tyler in the covenant and i just about fainted)

Anime/Manga: La Corda D Oro, Ouran High Host Club,Inuyasha(te anime and te manga), Apothicarium Argentinum, Azumangadio

Colors: GREEN! and sometimes grey. on small occasions blue. but really...GREEN!


Sirius and Remus

Sirius and James

Sirius and Harry(Siri is a huge whore)

Harry and Draco

Snape and Harry(looks like he's dragging harry down with him)

Reid and Caleb

Reid and Tyler(what can i say, Reids a bit of a whore too)

Caleb and Pogue(hold on, Caleb is te hoe also? what is the world coming to?)

Eragon and Murtagh

Sora and Roxas

Neko and Tamaki

Mori and Hunny

As we all can see, i have a huge slash issue. Sigh. Off to church I guess.

I currently have three fanfics going. One is a slash and the other is a...slash...and the third has a possibilty of being ..yems you guessed it-slash. Anyways I was just going to mention that due to the authors lazy tendancys theres a possibility that they wont be updated as quickly as convention would see fit.

There. I think that was a very diplomatic way to say it. The real way to say it would be-

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. AUTHORS HAVE LIVES TOO YA KNOW!! NOW GET OFF MY LAWN(dramatic fist shaking)...Except I would never say this becasue I luff all of my readers. Most of the time that is. I would love them more if they actually reviewed!

Top 17 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

17. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

16. Gay culture is a new fad created by the liberal media to undermine long-standing traditions. We know this is true because gay sex did not exist in ancient Greece and Rome.

15. There are plenty of straight families looking to adopt, and every unwanted child already has a loving family. This is why foster care does not exist.

14. Conservatives know best how to create strong families. That is why it is not true that Texas and Mississippi have the highest teen birthrates, and Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire have the lowest. This is a myth spread by the liberal media.

13. Marriage is a religious institution, defined by churches. This is why atheists do not marry. Christians also never get a divorce.

12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why our society has no single parents.

11. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

10. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

9. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.

7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.

5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.


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Darkness Lives Within Us All by Siavahda reviews
When Caleb returns from the battle with Chase, he's changed. There's something inside him that calls out to Reid...and our Ipswitch badboy dosn't think he can fight the call, no matter how much he wants to. NOT darkCaleb! Full summary inside!
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,414 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Caleb D., Reid G.
The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous by rry reviews
Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash I hope it's better than it sounds, I think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,690 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Need You To Love Me by Siavahda reviews
RikuxSora. Riku's emotions were taken from him two years ago along with his soul. Both now belong to Seriphoth, and in order to get them back he has to find someone to love him. But the boy he loves doesn't love him back...Does he?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,748 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Riku, Sora
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
VegemagusHarryDraco: Eggplant Parmesan by potteresque-ire reviews
HPDM. In which Tomato!Harry and Eggplant!Draco fell in love. A shopping cart romance blossomed before decay and death consumed our beloved veggies will Veggie!Heaven be where one lets go of the past, while keeping faith for the future? Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Million Years Ago by freudian fuckup reviews
It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Bun Bun WHAT! Inside Hunny's silly sick mind by band geeks are hot reviews
Back from the grave after a deletion due to the matureness of the title, it's Hunny and his sick twisted little perverted mind! Not sure if many people will like it, but I hope some of you do!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
The Hotties of Ipswich by Iamwiththewolf reviews
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Caleb D.
Sues to end all Sues by Araissa reviews
A collection of short stories featuring Mary Sues. Nearly every single one will make you like your own original characters more. Added: ElvenGoddess!Sue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Underneath the same moon by RogueCajun reviews
A pseudoslash story complete with random singing, one uncooperative character and one character that’s perhaps too eager for his own good, an exasperated author and one very evil plot bunny. Definite crackfic. PARODY all the way baby!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Backstage by picascribit reviews
What do the HP characters get up to when they're not "acting" in canon or fanfic? Come visit Remus Lupin's dressing room, sing karaoke with Voldemort and the giant squid, and debate canon vs fanon with Remus and Sirius. AU crack/meta fic. Written 2004-2006, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the by cheryl bites reviews
Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Troy: As Seen and Heard by Teenage Writers by Amanita Jackson reviews
Yet another Troy parody, and the title says it all, really. It IS a laugh, by Zeus! Read it and laugh! Don't worry, no time travel aside from glaring anachronisms. SLASH and LANGUAGE. R&R, Read AND Review, you, you, folk! Chapter 8 [and rating] up!
Troy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
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Boredom and Madness reviews
Reid Garwin is insane. He tends to do the impossible, like talk to his pigtails or have juicebox orgasms. Reid Garwin also does the craziest things to his friends. The worst thing he's ever done? Fall in...well something...with one of them. slash. RGCD.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Proud to be a Ponce reviews
In which a certain Hermione informs a certain blonde that he is indeed a ponce. Can the ponce accept this? oneshot. slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lets Just Get This Over With reviews
Sirius has changed so much over the course of his relationship with James. He realizes, in an unwritten letter to James, that nothing will ever change. mild cursing, cutting references, and slash references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Hey Diddle Diddle reviews
Sirius recalls his relationship with Remus ie : the ups and downs.RLSB slash.light smut.drug reference, cutting reference, smoking reference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.