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Joined 01-03-08, id: 1462272, Profile Updated: 05-30-11
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, Kingdom Hearts, Transformers, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Star Trek: 2009, Batman Beyond, and Young Justice.

I'm DJ! Changed mah name because everyone seems to have a much awesomer penname than I do.

Age: Eighteen, now. :P

Gender: Femme fatale, people.

So, I've discovered the godsend of all fandoms: STAR TREK. OMFG, JAMES T. KIRK FTW. So much win in one fandom should be illegal, lest all our little fangirl heads explode. I know mine has. Luckily, I shut that thing off a while ago, and I don't need it to function anymore. :D I started with K/S, and love it dearly, but have also discovered the joys of K/B! Oh, what's a writer to do? Why, throw them all together of course. The only thing better than K/S or K/B is K/S/B. :3

I've suddenly developed a borderline-stalkerish obsession with Chris Pine. He's so damn cute. :3

Transformers is also every little boys wet dream. Giant alien robots? Yes, please. Waiter, can I get one of those?

I've posted er, how many stories now? Keyword: posted. I write every possible second, and start and abandon fanfics like they're goin' out of style. I have so much to do. Also, I consider all Naruto fanfics scourge upon the universe. I'd like to erase them from my account, but they're popular, and I'd have a bad case of guilty rash to take care of then.

Because I'm a lame-o nerd, I make my own fanarts. Take that, bitches.

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=jim+kirk+breakfast+club#/d36d6ra

I claim nothing on my avatar! I found it on the interwebs. I'm sorry if I stole it.

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Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 440,418 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Contrapossto by Triden reviews
A series of cute, fluffy, and full of Lemon!Oneshots of the John/Matt slash persuasion. Slash!
Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/5/2009 - John M., Matt F.
This Is Home by ReWhite reviews
Bones slides his forearms through the bars and leans his forehead against the iron, hair mussed, crooked smile full of dirty possibilities. "Aw, pookey, could just say ya missed us."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Let's Hack Reality by oriflamme reviews
"He doesn't intend to follow any rules but his own – and if he has to hack reality itself to prove his point, he'll find a way." K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Growth by Annenburg reviews
Sequel to "Of Convenience". Entering a new chapter in life is difficult when you're single. As a pair? Let's just say Spock and Kirk are going to have their work cut out for them if this chapter's going to end the way they want it to. Contains MPREG.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,254 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Of Convenience by Annenburg reviews
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice. Warning: story contains allusions to MPREG.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Well I Didn't See That Coming by cable69 reviews
Kirk said, -I think I'm in love with you,- and then, -Oh, f-.- A complete one-shot. K/S. Warning: hilarious.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Haus Of Trëc by letodian-peony reviews
A collection of pieces based on the songs of Lady GaGa! She is strangely inspiring. Some will be angst-ridden, some romantic, some fluffy, it all depends on the song! Ratings vary on chapter. Slash, K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Rock Star by cable69 reviews
-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Orbits, Drift by Annie D reviews
John McClane and Matt Farrell get used to each other. First time John/Matt slash, Matt POV, post-film.
Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2009 - John M., Matt F. - Complete
I Give You a Wondrous Mirror by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that's exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,442 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Skywalkers by Lady Karai reviews
Leon was used to living alone and going through the motions of his easy but dull life. But when a strange blond crashed into his bushes, he was drawn into a world no human ever dreamed of. AU, LeonxCloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Lollipop Baby Boy by Yxonomei reviews
[Yaoi, RikuSora, cross dressing, non consensual themes] Sora in a skirt has Riku seeing red.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
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Faith reviews
What is this girl Carli, and why does Sam care for her so deeply?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Compile reviews
From the Latin compilare, from com together pilare to thrust down, pack . To make or compose from other materials or sources. A compiliation of Zukaang shorts.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Aang, Zuko
Girl's Night reviews
Everyone genderbent! Wally and Dick share a little girl time. Warning!: Mentions of the Monthly Horror that no one really likes to talk about.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Ready For This reviews
If there's one thing nine-year-old Dick knows, it's that he was born to be Robin.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Alejandro reviews
Dick just wants Wally to notice her. girl!Dickxgirl!Wally
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Time For Miracles reviews
McCoy spends his day off being lazy and indulging, but accidentally gets everything he ever wanted.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
The Breakfast Club reviews
Five strangers meet in detention, and learn things about each other and themselves that they never knew. Based off of the movie, not a crossover! Spork
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Breathe reviews
Max saves Terry from a crusader's death. Rating for language, fluff.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Terry M., Maxine G. - Complete
Sleep reviews
Max likes Terry when he's sleep-deprived and pretty. Fluffy one-shot. Rating for language.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Terry M., Maxine G. - Complete
Day reviews
The worst days of life aboard a starship, told from the views of a female Captain Kirk, Doctor McCoy, and Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Bottlecaps, Nail Polish, and Photographs reviews
Zuko loves Aang through a camera lens, until things are taken out of his hands and they're drawn together. Besides, it's the little things that count. Rated M for yaoi smut. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Peaches reviews
Leonard McCoy is addicted to peaches, a fact that angers, amuses, confuses, and is used by the crew of the USS Enterprise. Rating for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Conventional Realities reviews
AU. NOT A CROSSOVER. Aang and Zuko meet at a convention and break the rules of all fandoms. Chaos, snarkiness, sex, overexaggeration and naughty language ensue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Kiss in the Dark
All they had together was a moment of peace in the dark, before life settles over the kisses they shared. T rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Simba's Curiosity reviews
Simba is curios about other worlds and needs a vacation, and suddenly Sora finds himself with a delicious human Simba in Destiny Islands. Things will get definitely be getting heavy here. !human!SimbaxSora, yaoi, potential cursing, blah, blah, blah...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,640 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sora, Simba - Complete
For You, Love reviews
Sam and Bumblebee stumble around each other, but love conquers all, as they say. Rated M for smut, language, and slight Mikaela bashing.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Dealing With Gender Confusion reviews
Wait...what the hell! Sasuke's a-a girl! How the hell did that happen! What's going on! NaruSasu gender-bending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bathwater reviews
Haru left the water in the tub. It get's Yuki thinking, and then things get a little steamy in the bathroom. HaruYuki, based on the song Bathwater.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Yuki S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Looking to the Past and Future reviews
When Sasuke proposes to Naruto, what kind of conversation will follow? Yaoi, yuri. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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