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Author has written 11 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Naruto, and Fairy Tail.


Hi. I have read every review I have ever received, even over the last two years. My shit is officially together. Look for an update to Glutton For Punishment soon. I can't define the soon... Within the next few weeks? College is difficult.

I will stop the apologies on the chapters. They misrepresent the length of the chapters and most readers don't honestly care about my life or why it took me two years to update. It's unfair to you. If I ask a question, it will be short and to the point, and there only because I want your input. Well, I always want your input, but the question is there for a specific input.

I no longer have a beta. I fell out of contact with Cupcakes two years ago, and I have not been following anything in this community. Cupcakes and Allie and the others are still amazing, and I still wish them the best. You should still check them out. I don't know if any author(ess) I recommend here is defunct or still active.

I have been out of the Fairy Tail fandom since the latest manga chapter pictured our golden team in the hot springs with a talking tree. So, 100, 150 chapters behind. Nothing in my writing will reflect anything that has happened since then. The attention on my LaxLu stories come in waves. I generally assume that a wave means a recent small LaxLu moment in the anime or manga. Or a big one. Hell, they could've been found in bed together and I do not know. Please do not spoil anything for me in your reviews. I will get to it in my own time. My writing will still not reflect any new information.


Basic Information: I am a legal, single female. I'm twenty one. I live in the US, and am currently in a university in Pennsylvania. My birthday is the first week of March. English is my first and really only language. I'm a consummate bookworm, and I have my own mini-library in my room.

My favorite color is a rich orange or a dark green. Or a teal.

I'm hopelessly romantic and I hate tragedies or horror. If I wanted to be depressed, I wouldn't be on here (I can handle dramatic fics with depression in them, but they must have a happy ending). I love humor, and 95% of my favorite stories are romance/humor. Occasionally I read an adventure, or a friendship. It's rare.

I have the attention span of a gnat. A few pairings I always come back to:

Naruto: KakashiSakura. AkatsukiSakura. Rare Sakura-other crack. For instance, I once got into a really good JiraSaku. (You may insert odd pairing here. SuiSaku, ShikaSaku, GenSaku.)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Ignore the fourth movie. Sparrabeth all the way.

Avengers: My guilty pleasure is Tony Stark slash. Steve or Clint or Loki or even Bruce. I can't help it, but it satisfies me for when a girl just needs her slash.

Inception: Arthur and Ariadne, or occasionally Cobb and Ariadne. But I'm only interested in this fandom if I happen to catch the movie on TV.

Fairy Tail: LaxusLucy in my head, NatsuLucy for the actual series. I would love to see LaxusLucy canon, but I gotta accept it probably won't happen, if not because Mashima doesn't realize it has a fanbase, then because of the manga-ka's personal preferences. Occasional GraLu, LoLu, and GaLe will be found on my history. I don't do crack in this series, unless you count LaxLu, which I do not.

I got into Doctor Who during my absence. New Who. I read pretty much anything about Eleven, because Matt Smith is amazing in the role. I have an OT3 of Eleven/Amy/Rory, but I very much love Clara with both Eleven and Twelve. I ignore Rose, but would deal with anything for Ten, because no one can resist David Tennant or his Doctor. If I crave slash-Who, it's Jack and Ten. Or, heck, Ten and Eleven would be beautiful. Are there fics of that?

These are the only lasting fandoms for me, though I do delve into many others. Books, movies, anime, TV shows...nothing is really safe.

Inspiration: Other authors, mostly. (CupCakes, AllieJenzie, Archangel_Angelo for my LaxLu) Sometimes it pops into my head randomly - shower, sleeping, watching unrelated TV, that kind of thing. Songs on the radio, occasionally. Certainly, I get stuff from the actual series. Once I get the idea for a plot, I don't get hit with inspiration for every little part. The characters write themselves.

I give credit to those three authors because I'm pretty sure a bunch of their ideas get dumped into my writing without my thinking about it (Laxus getting lost is most certainly Allie's idea). They inspire me to more and more. I don't mean to take credit for your work, guys, and so I hereby direct whoever reads this to check out their stuff. Allie's actually the leader of the only Laxus Lucy community on here, so give her oodles of respect, kay? And Arc - because that's what I call Archangel_Angelo in my head - is muchos amazing.

First of all, stories that say they're about a girl and a guy, but are really about the authoress and the fictional character she fawns over, are generally horrible. You can't insert yourself and create a halfway decent story (unless it's deliberately designed that way. First person, or second person POV). Readers aren't stupid. We know that it's you, so please don't try to pretend otherwise. This is what gives fanfiction a bad reputation. I can't just walk down the street and say "Yeah, I read and write fanfiction", and it's entirely the fault of those people. Well, I could, but I'd get some pretty odd looks and far fewer dates.

Secondly, and more importantly, half of what I have my main heroines doing, I'd never, ever do, because we're entirely different, personality-wise. I do relate to some of them, but who doesn't? They're relatable. That's the point of the character.

I swear right now on every scrap of talent I have that I, as an author (though a sorely ambitious title), will never remove, permanently, anything I write from this website, nor will I deign to hide from the world any story that I work on, however horribly crappy I think it is. Unless I plan on re-writing it and then posting.

If you're going to use something of mine, I want to read, damn it, so at least contact me!

Now, if you just can't stand that I abandoned my Naruto fics, and came here specifically for Naruto but found an overwhelming amount of Fairy Tail, I give you Cynchick, SilverShine, ronny-of-yore, J-Pop Princess. These are the four top Narutoverse authors that I've ever seen, and I've read several hundred Naruto stories. I would also give you nimblnymph and oneperfectfit. These people have, above all, amazingly well-written characters, plots that keep you guessing, supreme knowledge about the Narutoverse, humor that makes you laugh out loud (in their humor stories, that is), flawless grammar and sentence structure (my own pet peeve), and an overall addictiveness to their stories that keeps you coming back for more, even if they published years ago.

And best of all, they don't leave stories unfinished like I do. Well, a few of them do. Not on purpose, though!

Side note: If anyone, anyone has a copy of Diplomacy by RiikiTikiTavi, the real Tiki, I want it. Please.

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This Little Chickie by Lady Nosila reviews
Laxus drags Lucy on a mission with him. Begins between the Tower of Heaven and Fantasia incidents.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,174 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Unlocking the Gatekeeper by Persephonae reviews
A new visitor to Fairy Tail throws Lucy into a chain of events that will force her to grow in order to protect those she cares most about. With the magical world in chaos and dangerous creatures running rampant, she must risk everything to save the only family she has left. Will she ever have a love life at this rate? Pre-CH208. Slow N&L. Lucy-centric. OCs. Action. Hilarity.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 421,508 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Gray F., Juvia L., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by ChaoticIrony reviews
Jiraiya was quite probably the most experienced man in all of Konoha. If anyone could show her what she was missing out on it was him. He had written an entire series of bestselling books on the subject for goodness sake. Yes, there was a universal truth that Sakura knew all too well in her line of work. When you find yourself at loss, it was time to consult a specialist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Jiraiya - Complete
Transformation gone wacky! by AllieJenzie reviews
Lucy saves an injured Laxus from a mysterious masked man... but what happens when Lucy wakes up the next day to find a 8 year old Laxus in her bed? As Laxus's personality slowly changes, can Lucy save Laxus from his fate?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,615 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
I never should have joined! by AllieJenzie reviews
What has changed Fairy Tail to hate Lucy so much, that they would injure her and kick her out? Heartbroken, Lucy leaves, leaving all her possessions behind. But what happens while on the brink of death Laxus finds her? Laxus? Why is he helping her!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,045 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
awkward by acesexual reviews
In which Lucy and Laxus are properly introduced to each other. Sort of. "Oi, Heartfilia, are you done molesting my clothes yet?" Set on Tenroujima Island.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Laxus D., Lucy H. - Complete
Writers Block, Part Two by sorakazuma reviews
After reading Levy's character profiles for their collaboration story, Lucy is forced to draw inspiration from an unlikely place and finds that what she was looking for was much different than what she was expecting.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Laxus D., Lucy H. - Complete
One Does Not Simply Tickle Others by CupCakesYummeh reviews
Lucy will forever rue the day she thought a bored Laxus was none of her concern. Fluffmeister and slightly OOC Laxus I guess. Rated T for my paranoia. Inspired by WinterJade's 50 Moments [though it's mostly because of the fluff involved.] I tried at humor. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 137 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
You're It by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
In her desperation to not be "it" in the game of tag Natsu has dragged her into, Lucy makes a decesion that will make her day a little more interesting. "Laxus! Laxus is it!" Least to say, the lightning mage didn't want to partake in the game either. She would pay for ever getting him involved...but things don't exactly go as planned...or NOT planned. LaLu fluff-ish thing. Oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
Thunder Spirits by Crowned Clown X reviews
Lucy felt guilty about the Phantom Lord Attack, so she leaves for years. Master orders Laxus to accompany her. Relationships will be smarked, feelings will go into turmoil, and ultimate powers will be gained. Find out the burden Lucy and Laxus have been given, and I'm not talking about their relationship.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,559 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
The Present by Fiamatta Montague reviews
She thinks he's crazy for asking another baby when she's on the way already. If he wanted two boys then they could have just made twins. Sheesh. LaLu. Super Fluff. Sequel to Sneaking In.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Laxus D., Lucy H. - Complete
Unrepentant Penance by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
Some mistakes are well worth repeating. Because even covered in bandages, Natsu's STILL the envy of every hot-blooded male within a hundred mile radius.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Oblivious by Aryndiel reviews
Natsu just won't take a hint, even when it's less of a hint and more like a glowing neon sign flashing in front of his face. Not that anyone else in the guild is much better.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Levy M., Gajeel R.] - Complete
Denial by feari teiru reviews
For Levy, denial isn't just a river.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
A Morbid Acuteness of the Senses by Maahiyum reviews
Sequel to Morbid Curiosity; Hidan and Sakura are finally sent to infiltrate Akatsuki, but Akatsuki are not the only ones to have secrets. Hidan's got a vendetta to fulfill and Sakura has....? ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,980 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Envy Is Not Your Thing, Levy by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Levy's feeling a little bite from the Green-Eyed Monster. Gajeel arrives to allay her fears in his own brusque way. Rated T for his potty mouth.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
How many times does it take to get Lucy to believe him? Luckily for Natsu, it only takes him three. Three grueling, heart-breaking times. Natsu/Lucy. Lemon.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 255 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
It's Not Denial by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
It's not like Gajeel thinks she's cute, and it's not like Levy thinks he's charming. But what they have is something akin to love, anyway. GajeelxLevy
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Spoonfeeding by pikinanouart reviews
After the events of the S-class exam and the Grimoire Heart war, unusual things can be seen in the guild. Rated T for Gazille of course :P For all of you that wished for a sequel for The Delivery, enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Her Bookmark by Kitani reviews
Bookmarks were invented for interruptions and boy did he just relish in putting himself between her and a good book. ONESHOT
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2010 - [Levy M., Gajeel R.] - Complete
The delivery by pikinanouart reviews
Poor Levy is sick! Mirajane makes soup and Gazille must faces the dangers and oddities of Fairy Hills to bring it at destination. Rated T because Gazille have a dirty mouth Can be seen as friendship or romance, take your pick. LINK to fanart inside!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Some Like it Hot by TheOptimisticPessimist reviews
Then, Lucy remembered the first time she had sex with Natsu. NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Three Deadly Dare's by lovagirl132 reviews
When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,668 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Nuclear Euphemisms by Schyzotypal X reviews
Gazille scowls as his view of the sweet little book worm is blocked by EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GUILD, once again getting themselves in what looks to be a right merry clusterfuck of DOOM-slight GazilleLevi-oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
he said, she said by smartalker reviews
In which Gazille hates everything, Gray is given unnecessary CPR by fifteen different girls, Levi has a dirty mind, Kana is aghast, Happy keeps on turning into Lucy, Natsu asks Lucy out, Mirajane keeps dumping water on Luxus, and Lucy is on the warpath.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
spice it up by smartalker reviews
There are several totally innocent and plausible reasons for why Natsu's taking Lucy's shirt off. Take your pick. — LucyNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Too Close for Comfort by baby-filly reviews
KakaSaku, GenSaku friendship. When Genma and Sakura are assigned a mission, the last thing they expected was for Tsunade to interfere, and Genma to turn into an advice columnist. Please R&R, rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,079 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Seasons by Rondeau reviews
A year of not-confessions, misunderstandings, and surpriseattack!kisses gone horribly wrong, where Lucy ultimately learns that subtlety doesn't work on people like Natsu. -Natsu x Lucy-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 179 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Arc One : Maybe Forever by gamblerrikku reviews
Thrust into a life she never imagined she'd live, Sakura is irreparably changed when she returns to her village six long years after she left. KakaSaku/SasuSaku/ItaSaku Rated M for Disturbing Themes. Arc Two : The Blood That Binds Coming Soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty Beautiful by Rondeau reviews
When Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased. -Natsu x Lucy-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 362 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Bittersweet by Kaku reviews
Mirajane the matchmaker, Valentine's Day and a jealous water mage. Lucy just wanted to have some time to relax. How did she end up stuck in a kitchen with Natsu covered in chocolate? Lucy x Natsu. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Five Days of Witty Banter by oneperfectfit reviews
Sakura and Kakashi are assigned what is turning out to be a rather boring mission. Surveillance. With nothing else to do they turn to witty banter. One only wonders how they stand this. KakaSaku with more romance in later chapters, rating upped a notch.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Peaceful Waters by Jade Raven reviews
Sakura's at a hot springs with six hot jounin, but will only Genma appreciate her charms? Shonen ai warning! This is actually a Het fic though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sakura H., Genma S.
Giftwrapped by J-Pop Princess reviews
It's Christmas in Konoha when Kakashi discovers his girlfriend's secret fantasy. Is Sakura in over her head when she tries to take on two men at the same time? KakaSakuYama lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,192 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Konoha by fudgemuffins reviews
Jiraiya needs new plotlines for his book and finds them in Konoha. Gai does anything to be in the newest installment of Icha Icha, Kakashi & Sakura are unwillingly in it. Will real life follow its erotically written counterpart? KakaSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,470 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Respect and Understanding by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] 24yr. old Sakura tries to join Anbu. She must seek the help of two old teammates to do so. Will she find love while in the ranks of the elite? A story on how respect can slowly change to love. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,753 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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The Pants: A Collection of Oddities reviews
Total crack updated at my leisure, it will have some interesting pairings and some generics. The catch is that they're all-dialouge chapters in an effort to hone my severely neglected dialouge skills! Itachi and Kisame will be next, but this collection is on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
The Burning of the Icha Icha reviews
After Sakura beats Genma and Kakashi over the head for reading porn, she is caught reading it by one very amused and possibly blackmailing perverted senbon jounin. This may end up KakaSaku or GenSaku. HIATUS No excuse for this one, just a busy life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Stop What You Can't Control reviews
Devised at midnight under forced conditions, a group of seemingly unconnected one shots that actually do connect. Abandoned. The author has lost interest in this fandom, and will probably never return.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Black And White, Life and Death reviews
Save the man dying before her, the man who has placed his rare trust in her, or watch him die in cold blood with cold eyes for the sake of a village whose motives she's starting to question anyway? ABANDONED. I'd love it if someone were to pick this up, but I can't do it. Just not interested in writing KakuSaku anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Glutton For Punishment reviews
In the midst of a freak October heat wave, Makarov was beaming and Lucy and Laxus were pouting like five year-olds. Must be S-Class exam time! LaLu LaxLu LaxusLucy. Multi-chapter, T for swearing. Post Grand Magic Games. Romance/Humor, with a tiny bit of drama later.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Laxus D., Lucy H.
The Lover's Town (formerly Koibito) reviews
Somewhere, between that warm hand on her shoulder and the glow that came from a dying fire lit by lightning, she'd fallen in love. LaLu, LaxLu, LaxusXLucy. One-sided LaxusXEvergreen if you squint. There's humor, family, friendship, and a little drama. More romance in second chapter, I promise. T for moderate swearing. Two-shot by popular demand.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,423 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Laxus D., Lucy H. - Complete
50 Moments reviews
Because all of Fairy Tail knows that anything that takes someone's cloud away is fine, but some things are just too weird to explain in a few words. T for minor swearing and mentions of sex. LaxusXLucy, LaxLu, LaLu. I wouldn't consider it funny, but there might be a moment or two for you. 'Cause, you know. There's fifty of them.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Laxus D., Lucy H.
The Look reviews
The fourth time Itachi was on the receiving end of The Look, he cursed his intelligent brain for counting and was bewildered, because he hadn't even done anything yet. Short and sweet ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Game reviews
Sakura and Kakashi are in a dark place at a party. Kakashi isn't allowed to move, or Sakura wins the game. Reputations are at stake, and they both think they'll win. Rated T for implied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shinobi Blinders reviews
Wherein Sakura contemplates the idea and concept of 'evil' and 'insane'. Whimsical, fluffy, sappy, romantic DeiSaku. Very slight lime. I'm thinking about temporarily taking this off to rework it. Fill in plot holes, add a little dialouge, etc etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Pirate's World reviews
Set in a very twisted AU, Jack and Lizzie start off with a talk. "We are very much alike, you and I." "Yes, I'm sure you could pass as me in a dress and bun." ABANDONED, PERMANENTLY. I hate this story with a passion, but since some people seem to like it, I cannot take it off and burn the hard copy like I really really want. The darkness? So not what I was going for, way back when.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete