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Poll: An idea for a story, the detail I'm wondering about is whether Bella should lose her sense of smell sounds very silly but trust me, that could be a good story! or her sense of hearing traumatic, difficult to work with, but very overdone if you ask me.. Vote Now!
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Joined 01-03-08, id: 1462308, Profile Updated: 10-21-09
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight.

OK, OK. I'm Megan.

I hate school. I'd rather be reading. Most school years are wastes of my time. Especially this past's. I will write a strongly worded letter...

On weekends I watch football. Any other time... you guessed it... I'm reading. Some call it an obsession. I really just hate some parts of my life. Some... as in not all... as in I'm not gonna jump off a building or slit my wrists. I'll just read. I don't watch TV. Sometimes I will because that's my father's form of quality time, but I would never intentionally sit down by my self and watch it. It's mindless and will rot your brain. And when the world ends, us book readers will be well entertained reading while the TV watchers stare at the blank screen...

Males annoy me and females are too... overly obsessive in silly things. I would be in HEAVEN if people would just say what thay think. I do, and sure, I don't have many friends, but those I do have, rock. You've really got to be ready for some crazy stuff if you hang out with me. I'm full of randomness, annoyingness especially when boredom kicks in, and overall crazyness. But I gotta tell ya, I never hear complaints from my friends. And from being...myself, I've gained friends that I know for a fact that I like. Some of them are like me, and I love that about them. Others may be my complete oposite. I still haven't figured out how yet, but oposites attract. Yeah, it doesn't make much sense to me either.

~The following may scare the crap out of you but...

Here's my opinion:

Most if not all of the stories I will post will be Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer based. I have probably read close to 100 of these stories already made, if not more. I can't stand it when people writing the story will say something along the lines of "Will Bella ever forgive Edward?!"

This is ridiculous! Of course she will! She can't live without the guy! (Who could?) She may not believe he's with her or something but when she comes to her senses, she will, most definitely, forgive him and take him back with the same- if not a stronger- passion for him. She would give her soul for him. We all know that, so if I get any messages saying "HOW DO YOU KNOW!?" I will smack you... verbally.

As for you Jacob lovers, I apologize if that last rant offended you. I do, infact, like Jacob. Unfortunately, I don't want him with Bella. What can I say, I love Edward too much. Call me Switzerland. (God help me from the Swedish people who will skin me alive if I've just spelt that wrong.) Love is a selfish fiend. I was very excited to see more of Jacob as the series moved on. I think he is cute and funny and the best guy-friend a girl could have. He brings out, what I think, is the tom-boy in Bella. I am a complete tom-boy so you can understand how I appreciate that. He never says the right thing, so his adolesence is a good break every once and a while.

~Insanity over~

Do you guys have any idea what I'd give to be one of those authors that everyone's always recommending? To have a review to a story more than like one per chapter? Damn I mean seriously, that would be so awesome if more than like ten people knew me. Maybe it's just my ridiculousness but I think I'm a great writer... I dunno. Do you think so? rofl rofl

Anyways

Let me say something about my stories. I thrive from reviews. Nobody ever wants to admit it, but no one actually does anything unless they expect some thanks or the wow factor. That is no different with me. I add chapters about as quick as how many reviews I get. And let me tell you, I will not count "It was great, write more" reviews. I want you to build on that. Give me feed back! I know that I gave like, really long reviews to stories I started out reading, and I've both given people inspiration for something to write, found a friend (my co-author for When Something Seems Too Good To Be True, Is It?), and made somebody who ended a story months ago start it back up again. Reviews matter! Never think that they don't. Now that I am rewriting this after I've written four stories, let me tell you, most people suck at reviewing. I've gotten barely any reviews. I only update for those few who did to be polite and show them I'm not a total jerk. I've also noticed that I get a lot more reviews if I threaten to never update again. Isn't that funny? I mean, I wouldn't have to scare the pants off of you guys like that if you would just review for heaven's sakes!

UPDATE AS OF 8/21/09:
IMPORTANT UPDATE, PLEASE READ!!

You may have noticed that I have not been updating. Yes, I know, I am sorry. I, as of now, am on a permanent hiatus. I will not be updating, I will not be brainstorming, and I do not expect to be coming off of it any time soon. I am now a sophomore in high school and am getting slammed, as well as the fact that I have to worry about getting ready for my FCAT, and looking into college classes for dual enrollment, not to mention the thought of needing to get a job, needing to get my permit, and all of this other insanity.

IF YOU ARE REALLY THAT OBSESSIVE ABOUT MY WRITING... I am writing an original novel. It is a first copy and has not been edited, and I hope to try and get it published once I am done and have revised it a little. It has gotten pretty good reviews and I myself am very happy with it. This is how I am releasing my literary intuition. If you would like to read it, you may go to www.dsmldejection.deviantart.com I have about six chapters up right now and am working on the seventh as we speak. The updates are slow but the story is interesting and I think you may like it. It does not deal with vampires but it is still in a kind of fantasy ideal.

Please don't hate me for this hiatus, I know I started a fanfic and left it about two or three chapters in, and I know I promised having a lot of new ideas under my scalp, but this is what I'm doing now. I do still have those ideas written down in my notebook, and once I finish my novel I very well may pick up fanfiction again.

Thanks guys, and I still love when you read and review. It makes me smile to see a review in my inbox after so long of not updating.

I love you guys, thank you for helping me get my start in writing!

-dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 5/30/09:
I'm off of hiatus! Yay! -dances-
-dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 5/12/09:
Man, I suck, don't I? -looks at last update-
I just came off of hiatus didn't I?! -sigh-
Okay, so I moved and I don't have internet yet. I'm at a friend's house now and I can't update here. She thinks my reading/writing is nerdy. -giggles a little-
Yeah so, I'm on hiatus as of now! Sorry guys! I'll be back up asap!
-dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 5/4/09:
-Looks at last update- Damn, a day earlier and I would have been on hiatus for exactly one month. Anyway, I've finished Broken Hallelujah and started a whole new story, so obviously I'm not on hiatus anymore. Go read writing now!
-dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 4/3/09:
Some big family issues have come up and I'm currently on hiatus. I promise I'll be back in about a month, give or take a week, and I'll update like shit. Writer's honor. (You know, like scouts only I'm not gay?)
Thanks so much, guys. I'll make it up to you.
-dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 10/10/08:
Uh yeah, I was jut reading over my profile and realized that it says I'm on hiatus (\/)... Yeah, that's not active anymore. Obviously, I've been updating The Sick Passing of Time, so I'm not on hiatus.
Sorry for the screw up!
-dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 8/22/08:
As of now, I'm on a writer's hiatus. It stinks, but I need to focus on school and make sure I'm comfortable with everything vefore I start trying to balance it and Fanfiction. Despite my writer's hiatus, I am staying active as a Beta reader. I can Beta read a chapter in 20 minutes tops, including reading, correcting, commenting, and sending it back. So it doesn't take up much time. Hopefully, my readers won't take offense in this. I just don't have the time. Also, please excuse my absence over the beginning of this week. Please refer to tropical storm Fay for information concerning my absence. She gave new meaning to my 'Writing At It's Worst' chapter titled, 'Mother Nature Hates My Guts'.
Thanks,
dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 8/11/08:
Jesus, I really have to stop rereading everything I write for fanfiction. I just reread Forgotten Memories' sequel, and it's having a huge effect on me. I can feel my throat closing up I'm so upset. I can't believe the stuff I write has that much of an effect on me. I mean, is that normal? Why do I care if it's normal? Nothing that's normal pertains to me. Ha ha.
Thanks,
dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 7/20/08:
My god, so I just reread Forgotten Memories, and I noticed the ending was really, REALLY sad! My god, I was bawling! I can't believe I was capable of writing something so... so painful. It was brutal. And you know I planned everything up to the last chapter or so, and I thought none of it was that good compared to the last. So, I don't know, maybe I'll try to work with that whole, writing random stuff I haven't planned out, stuff. Also, of course, I have to reccomend everything. Hah, gotta advertize my own work!
Anyway, that was my two cents for today.
Thanks,
dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 6/17/08:
Dear god, all I want is some humor for god's sake!
Aiight, so I'm looking through stories to read. Hmm, all of these SUCK, let's find something funny. La di da... Let's narrow down the search to humor. Do do do, okay! Let's look at the stories! ... reading summaries of the first page of stories WTF THESE AREN'T FUNNY SOUNDING! checks genre listed on each story WTF THESE AREN'T HUMOR! WHY DO PEOPLE SAY 'HUMOR' IF IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Please! All I want is something funny to read! If your story AINT (yes I, a writer, said 'aint') FUNNY, DO NOT NOT NOT! WRITE HUMOR. Work with me here, people.
Aiight, I'm done,
-dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 6/14/08:
Okay, I was just looking through stories on this website to put on the myspace...
HOLY CRAP WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THE ALL HUMAN FANFICS? Okay, my beef is not personally with the all-human-writing community. I actually said some all human stories would be good on the website. My problem is that Edward is a jock a lot of the time... WHY?? I don't get it! What am I missing, here, guys?? Could someone fill me in? Ok, as a vampire, he's insanely strong. ALL VAMPIRES ARE! Is it a ploy to make him insanely popular? I hate jocks! What the "h- e- double hockey sticks" is so fascinating? I'm actually not joking here, either. I don't understand it. I've got this one friend, who's a dude, and we were tight in the beginning of the year. And then he went into basketball and I think I hate him now! I mean jeez! I don't get the jock obsession. It is my mission to you to let me know what's so amazing about the all-american jock-like boy.
Thanks for suffering today's bit of insanity,
-dsmldejection

UPDATE AS OF 5/20/08
Alright, now the fun part. My favorite books include, and yes, they are numbered, but that does not mean that number one is anymore favored than number four...

1. Twilight

2. Maximum Ride

3. Crank

4. Stephen King

5. Bitten

6. From the Corner of His Eye

7. Dave Barry is From Mars and Venus

8. Dangerous Girls

9. Of Mice and Men

10. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime

Yes, that doesn't seem like much, but not all of the books I own are my favorite. Plus, one story was actually many, i.e. Stephen King, number four. Also, many are sequels. My total book count, at the moment, is about eighty-something books, crammed into two bookcases. The books that they hold are my husband and children. You should now be able to tell that I have no life. If you've just now figured that out, well then, wow. My social life is nonexistant. I buy books. That's it! Funny isn't it? (Yeah, sad, I know, at least I've admitted it!)

If you'd like to get in touch with me to talk about to story, life, or just want to see what I look like, my Myspace url is:

www.myspace.com/vote4pedro646 -- THIS IS MY PERSONAL MYSPACE, THE FANFIC ONE IS BELOW --V V V--

and, my AIM is:

dsmlxdejection and dsmldejection

My e-mail address is:

vote4pedro646@yahoo.com

My co-writer and best friend on fanfiction and I have also created a myspace completely devoted to our fanfiction writing and the Twilight series itself, also including the movie. Please, check it out. I've just made it recently (6/6/08) so it may have some errors or be just plain bad. Still, I'd like you to check it out. Our only friend (still as of 6/6/08) is Tom, so your can very well tell we need some love. The url is:

www.myspace.com/twilightfanfiction -- PLEASE GIVE IT A CHANCE AND CHECK IT OUT! IT ROCKS, IF I MAY SAY SO MYSELF!

Talk to me anytime. Just let me know who you are and that you've met me via fanfiction.net. I want to hear from you! I've talked to a few of my readers, and let me tell you, they're awesome! People rock. Talk to me.

Haha wow, thanks for letting me waste your time!

-dsmldejection

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The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never Forever by bedwardfan reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, and never returned. The Cullen's all believe Bella is dead. But she's not, Victoria changed her and the Quileute tribe has helped her survive. It's twenty years later. Will Bella forgive Edward or is too late? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,985 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Solstice by bettingonalice123 reviews
What if Edward had lost control that fateful day in Biology class? Read as he fights for his family, his future, and as his and Bella's love develops in a new and unexpected way. Written from aPOV, ePOV, bPOV as of now, but I might add more later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,765 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008
Cool is What We AIM for by ElphieTheAlto31 reviews
What happens when Bella decides to download AIM on the Cullen's computers? lol Edward tries to be cool, witty banter ensues, Emmett gives everyone a hard time! Read to find out what else happens......
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Ask A Vampire by meech.macmillan.of.hufflepuff reviews
Ever have a question you've wanted to ask a vampire? Well nows your chance! You can ask me or my friend, or any Twilight character. Ask a question by pm or review. Much random hyperness in later chapters depending on the question :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Vampire Im by TeamJempwarth reviews
The Cullens Discover Im.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Day of Reckoning by Waffle of Doom reviews
After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
10 things each of la push kids can't do anymore by sunset moon dove reviews
this is the sequal to 10 things each of the cullen kids can't do anymore. The much anticipated, 10 things each of the la push kids can't do anymore. MUST HAVE READ 10 THINGS EACH OF THE CULLEN KIDS CAN'T DO ANYMORE, TO READ.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
A Tear For Every Heartbreak by xoxoxtwilightxoxox reviews
90 years ago, Edward left Bella, Victoria came back, and Bella vowed to never speak again. Now, she lives her life with a new coven. Her life is fine until old memories return. After holding in 90 years worth of anger, things are bound to get ugly...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
So You're a Vampire by MOVED TO BOUNCING BEE reviews
A guide to being a vampire! This guide takes you through eating habits, false myths, abilities, and a test to see if you're even a vampire! No returns unless you are a human who thought they were a vamp. Explore the wonders of being immortal!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
In love with a monster by Fremont reviews
Jacobs story after the epilouge in eclipse. Yes he imprints. But look for what happens to the girl he imprints with. Dun DUn DUN! I don't own any of the characters! they are truely stephenie meyer's. cept for meg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
An Ode to Silence by Clarissa.Q.Mouse reviews
Bella is deaf. After years of working to diminish her communication issues, she's moving to Forks fully intending to try living without pity stares. Meaning she's going to keep her secret as best she can. How will this change things with Bella and Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not Like This by TheseAreSuperOld reviews
When Bella jumped off the cliff, Alice didn't see anything, and Jacob didn't make it back to the beach in time to pull her out of the sea when he did. What happens to Bella when no one is there to save her? Ch 12 now up! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
Sparkling Angel by vampvixen01 reviews
FULL SUMMARY ON THE 1ST CHAPTER. Set in New Moon when Edward leaves, Bella befriends a new vampire. But what will Edward's reaction be when he returns to protect Bella from the danger she's about to face?Lots of drama!Better than it sounds, i promise!lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,953 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Untold Moments Jalice by SacreJambons reviews
My favorite couple in the Twilight series is jasper and alice, so i elaborated on some untold moments in their relationship. Enjoy! : Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
10 things each of the cullen kids can't do anymore by sunset moon dove reviews
five lists each listing ten things that each individule cullen kid can't do anymore! REALLY FUNNY! HIGHLY RECOMENDED!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Clinging To Humanity by Niek reviews
I was suddenly pulled away from the panicky thoughts, as an explosion ricocheted through my chest. I screamed, and screamed again. The venom had reached my heart. It was inevitable now. I was going to get what I wanted. -I'd love your reviews & opinions :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,265 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7650 - Favs: 8,926 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting in the Wings by marybelle reviews
Bella didn't jump alone. Edward hasn't come back... yet. Mid New Moon. Not like other cliches, you won't be disappointed. Sort of a mix of JxB and ExB. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,467 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Escape by HarvestEclispe31 reviews
Edward left again! Bella trys to cover up the pain by anymeans she can! What will happen when Edward finds out how she is living! What's up with Sam and Dean Winchester?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,431 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Black Night by ForbiddenMemory reviews
Sequel of Blue Skies. Bella and Edward are nestled safely in Alaska. The werewolves are dead, and they are happy and free. If only that were true. Bella soon discovers her true power, and how far will the Volturi go to get her? Over 15000 Hits! Part 1 Fin
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,753 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Starting Over by Eclipsefan01 reviews
Bella is in a car wreck. Her dad takes her to Forks. She meets and befriends the mysterious Edward Cullen. Bella is begging for change and Edward is more than willing to let her have it. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Bella, Elizabeth
Confessions of a Carnivore by rumoredreader reviews
If something goes against your very nature, why do it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
Blonde Jokes by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Title says all if you've read Breaking Dawn- I did my best to leave out spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Coming Home by Lanelle Corr reviews
What if Edward had given into the temptation during New Moon, sneaking back into Forks, just to visit her one last time? At least, that was the plan... NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shattered Sunrise by dreaming in black and white reviews
Edward’s out hunting. Alice is on her way over to see Bella, but leaves a cryptic message ordering Bella to stay inside the house. Alice’s visions can spot danger before it happens…and of course, Bella always does what she’s told. Doesn’t she?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,244 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Bitten by twinkietarian reviews
What would happen if Jasper lost control around Bella and she was changed a bit too soon?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Blood Bath by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella and Edward exploring some boundaries. Just some fluff, Dedicated to those who wanted Bella to drop the towel. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Laughing Stream by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Bella and the Cullen's discover the secret of Note Passing and AIM. What fun will they have? What trouble will they get into? Bach, the Bleach Monster, Exploding COOKIES! Read on to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
It Started With a Felony by Luck E. Thirteen reviews
The FBI discovers Edward's extraordinary strength and speed, and when peril strikes the US, they rely on Edward to help the country. While working undercover, Edward and Bella hide more than the FBI knows-what would happen if they find out he's a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
My Version: The End of Breaking Dawn by Sadie922 reviews
This is my version of the saddest possible ending to Breaking Dawn. Jasper has finally cracked and done the one thing he has been striving so hard not to do. The Cullens and Bella make a break for it, but how far will they get before they are saught out?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
I Would Do Anything For You Revised by JCCx reviews
Everything is perfect in the life of Edward Cullen. He has Bella at his side and is finally happy, until Bella collapses unexpectedly. What is wrong with Bella? Revised version! Original on Une Reine Guadeloupeenne account. Please review! JCCx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,498 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Edwards curse by SilentShadow231 reviews
Its after the battle that has raged between the Cullens and the army of new born vampires. Edward is ready to change Bella. Will he be ready to?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
It's THat Time of Month, Again by Bobby Rae reviews
I know it's embarassing, but hilarious. involves, Emmett getting an education in feminine products, high hormones, Ben and Jerry's, mismatched shoes, mysterious manicures and pedicures, and green eggs and ham. I will not eat them Sam I am!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Life As A Vampire by Fire xx Ice reviews
There is a summary inside that's better. But this goes back to the first book. Basically, my imagination is put to the test with the question: What if Edward never cleared James's venom?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Professor Swan by Mademoiselle-Carl reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dopo Vita After Life by EdgeofDarkness reviews
Bella has been changed by Aro. She has amazing powers. She is also part of the Volturri. Edward thinks she ran away from him, she thinks he grew tired of her. Its been two years, and now they meet again.WARNING: several VERY depressing chapters please rea
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,597 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Dealing With It by EdgeofDarkness reviews
Sequel to Bella's Early Change. Bella deals with her change, her powers, and her thirst. Sh edeals with Jacob, again. And, she deals with a new coven memeber as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Bella's Early Change by EdgeofDarkness reviews
The scene from New Moon in the meadow with Laurent. He bites her, Jake kills him, and saves her. How will Edward react to Bella's Change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
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Irony? reviews
The Volturi grows impatient and captures Bella to change her themselves. And when Aro becomes irritated with the new Bella, how will she have to suffer? Unexpected and very interesting! A good read, mature for safety! After New Moon and before Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Felix
When Something Seems Too Good To Be True, Is It? reviews
Bella and Edward just got married and theyre heading off to their honeymoon. When something goes wrong when Edward holds up on his side of the bargain, how will Edward handle it? What about Bella? M for lemons. Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,329 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Unhealthy Observations reviews
A rework on what happened when Bella's first day at Forks High. Very intense, good read. Mostly if not all Edward's POV. Sure to please those who like a good, depressing story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Sick Passing of Time reviews
New Moon in Edward's POV, requested by a reader of mine. Like it, let me know! Hate it, I don't care! This is a hobby, not my life! T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,647 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward - Complete
Returning to the Lost reviews
Alice's point of view! A rework on what happened in New Moon. The pack will still be involved, I promise to those of you who are Jake fans, Edward shall reappear as well! Good read, I promise! Hopefully I'll surprise you! M for safety...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Forlorn reviews
Bella has never felt "right" anywhere. When she moves to Forks with her dad and a vampire, unbeknown to her, attacks and changes her, how will she handle it? When Edward finds her senile, will he be able to help her? Little gore suggested, I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Forgotten Memories reviews
New Moon: Jake and Bella are out on the motorcycles. Bella gets hurt. What now? Will the Cullens be involved? Duh. How will Jake handle this? Rated T for mild language. I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Broken Hallelujah reviews
During Eclipse: Bella will finally be changed! But, what happens next? Does the change go fine with a happily ever after as she struggles for control, or will there be complications? Read and find out! Some gore possible, as well as possible language...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,495 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Single Mistake reviews
Bella gets a papercut alone with a lustful Edward. Temptation and fighting with his inner beast. Now featuring EPOV! APOV in the future if you vote! I don't own. Rated M for light gore and possible language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,853 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
IMing with random people reviews
Okay, this is a real convo between a friend and me. I added the Cullens and a few others. Basically, making fun of myself. Very funny, in my opinion. Some language. I don't own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Writing At It's Worst reviews
Writing can push me over the edge. Chapter titles such as Semicolon: The Devil's Spawn & Mother Nature Hates My Guts. Some Twi references. I don't own. Don't like, don't read! Meant for writers to read, others welcomed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Sequel to Forgotten Memories reviews
Sequel, you must read original! Alice's tale of life after Edward and Bella's journey. Very dark and depressing. One shot inspired by rereading of first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Anything for my Bella reviews
Funny One-shot. Esme's POV. Esme loves cooking for Bella. So she must go to the store, right? What happens when a sweet old woman won't leave her alone? Funny in my opinion, R&R! T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
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