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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Status on my Fan Fictions:

ALL OF THEM ARE DEAD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Band of Misfits: Well, my first Harry Potter fanfiction, but I have a line of other stories that need to be updated first before I can start working on this.Currently not-quite-dead but bordering on it. Might update one day though.

The Invisible Friend: One of my current stories, unfortunately I lost the plot bunny and I am currently chasing it. Currently Dead.

Written in Code: My soon to be most popular story, it routinely gets updated every other week or so, depending on scheduling issues since this is coauthored. I have as little of an idea as when its going to get updated as you do.

The Grass is Always Greener: Finally Completed. The oneshot that somehow ended up with an extra 3 chapters.

Always Second Best: So far I only have three chapters up, but I plan on having it roughly three to five chapters long. Hit brick wall, unlikely to continue

Varying Strengths: A twoshot that I willl probably never finish.

The Festival of Suna and Konoha: My first attempt at a long series, its a pairing fest that details Inos attempt to get a date. The pairings are (were) a secret, but if you really want to know, just read the last chapter or so. Complete

Peinful Hell: My main comedy fic. While it is completed, I plan on uncentering it due to some well placed advise. But I think Im to lazy to do it.

Shika on ShikaIno: A one shot. A very short, evil, one shot. Surprisingly still gets a review once in a while.

The Press Conference of Naruto Uzumaki: Awww, my first fanfiction...it was a oneshot and another fanfiction I plan on uncentering one of these days...

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This Is Your Life by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Modern-day AU. University, a job, a confusing romantic life...and a murder. Just your average, everyday routine, right? Well, maybe not, but what's life without a few surprises? Yaoi, Eventual ZoSan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,342 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Smeltings and Hogwarts Collide by Jordana Kari reviews
AU. Hogwarts is taking in muggle students to see if wizards and muggles can get along. Smeltings is one of the unfortunate schools, and Aunt Marge is chaperoning. Who knows what will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P.
Second Chances by Kita Kudai reviews
Reiko was dying on Earth. With a necklace from Sarutobi she finds herself in the Naruto realm. As she trains to become a kunoichi she expriences murder, hate, tragedy, loss and love? What happens when she meets the loathed monster of Suna? Gaara/Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 416,252 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Perspective by the good dr reviews
The war with Grindelwald showed the world just how bloody a fight with a dark wizard could be. That was why no one fought Voldemort. That is why we do nothing now, as the death eaters regain their power. Set in an isolationist America during GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - OC
Thicker than Blood by demmons1399 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time...overused i know, but fun... to change things, and meets the mauraders. One becomes a sister, one a brother, one a lover, and one a corpse. Who will be what in the end?..i suck at these summaries...BRAND NEW CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 117,010 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Wise One: Book Three: Being by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry and Dumbledore race to destroy Horcruxes, but does Dumbledore trust Harry? Hermione's help is invaluable, but how far will Harry allow her to go with him? And if Harry refuses to kill Voldemort, how is a teenager going to stop the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 256,212 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
International Police by the good dr reviews
An undercover American watches events unfold in OotP, and introduces new mysteries. In HBP uncle sam wants him to keep an eye on things, but will his wand and Dumbledore get in the way? Will be OOTP to 19 years later skipping DH . Admittedly Gary Stu.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,506 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - OC, Luna L. - Complete
Bound By Destiny by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Six years after the One Piece has been found and the Straw Hat Pirates scattered, Sanji overhears news that puts them back in danger. Can the crew reunite and defeat this new enemy before it's too late? Eventual ZoSan, Nakama-ship.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,333 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Strongest by Aleia15 reviews
He had known for sometime--about twenty-five years--that things would end that way. Zoro/Sanji. Chaaracter Death, be warned
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean 4: La Vida by Tina Marina reviews
Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa are racing to the fountain of Eternal Youth in the cutthroat sort of competition considered rather droll by this point. But when they pick up allies along the way--an old flame, an old master--things get complicated.
Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,514 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 4,979 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Classic Case by mr redrum reviews
Yaoi.sanji lately receive a lots of letter from his fans.a little hint of sanjixzoro or zoroxsanji.with also a little hint of one side feeling of ginxsanji,mr.2 bon clayxsanji,wanzexsanji,duvalxsanji or maybe general absolomxsanji?.a one-shot drabble.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Konoha Invades Fanfiction! by LuigiFreak reviews
Tsunade finds this peculiar website called Fanfiction Net and decides to hold a contest to see who can write the best oneshot. But what they don't know is all of the...pairings that will scar them for life. One fic per character, future Naruhina, Sakulee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,028 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U.
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Lavender Beast of Konoha by Mark Doherty reviews
In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,858 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H.
I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it! by flo-bizet reviews
In which Sanji is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. There's only so much humiliation one can stand, after all. Totally crack, with OOC characters and spoilers for 494.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sanji - Complete
Idiot Romance by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
-"This has to be a joke," Sanji muttered, poking at the colored petals. Zoro couldn't have just given him flowers. ZxS. Complete
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Seven Deaths by X-parrot reviews
[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,143 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
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Written in Code reviews
Naruto and Hinata left the village sixteen years ago. What happens when their thirteen year old daughter, Nara Uzumaki, returns? The question is simple. The answer is written in code.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,193 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Band of Misfits reviews
Its Harrys 6th year and something has gone horribly wrong. Dumbledore never took Harry to see Slughorn, and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher seems to have everyone under her spell. It will take a rag tag bunch of misfits to end her reign
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Eloise M., Blaise Z.
Always Second Best reviews
Until the manga series ends, Naruto is not allowed to fight against Sasuke. So what does he do? Challenges the protagonist to the 2nd most popular manga of course! That means you Ichigo Kurosaki! NarutoXBleach crossover with alot of other universes used
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Grass Is Always Greener reviews
American!Naruto is mad. How can he ever compete with the great Japanese version of his show, if he has such a horrible catch phrase like Believe it? It will take some very odd people to show Naruto the grass isnt as bad as he thinks. Complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Invisible Friend reviews
Kankuro is a sophomore who is overshadowed by his two siblings. TenTen is also a sophomore, who just discovered her long time crush had no idea who she was. When these two meet, they become fast friends, but is there more? KanTen, NejiTen, AU Highschool
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kankuro, Tenten
The Festival of Suna and Konoha reviews
Theres a festival in Konoha to celebrate the alliance with Suna! How far will Ino go to get a date? Ships are a secret! Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,869 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Ino Y. - Complete
Peinful Hell reviews
Pein is all alone with orange boy wonder Tobi, and the rest of the Akatsuki is DEAD. Then a mysterious voice offers him a chance to revive all his fallen warriors. But what’s the price? First attempt at a comedic piece. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Shika on ShikaIno reviews
How Shikamaru feels when it comes to ShikaIno. OneShot. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Varying Strengths reviews
Kandoru Inuzuka is finally a genin, but what happens when his new sensei is not what he expects at all? NextGen Fic. R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I.
The Press Conference of Naruto Uzumaki reviews
Naruto has a big announcment to tell the world! What could it be? OneShot. First Fanfiction!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete