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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.
Hey, I'm Alex-JamesNaru-Xandir-NekoLexxy-etc. I wrote here when I was younger and now I'm thinking about going back and re-writing some stories I liked.
1. What sex are you and/or prefer to be?
2. How old are you?
3. Where do you live?
4. What kind of music do you listen to?
5. Foods and Such
6. What do you do outside the internet?
7. So, when it comes to fanfic, what kind of kinks float your boat?
8.What fandoms spark your interest?
9. What attracted you to fanfic?
10. How gay are you for reals?
The Five, 5's Part...
Name 5 things that scare the living crap out of you...
Name 5 things you'd like to see stopped or destroyed
Name 5 Things that inspire you...
Name 5 Oddities about yourself...
THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Haku, Gaara, Deidara...ermm
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru! ItaSasu! SasuGaa! ItaDei! and sometimes NaruSasu
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi please =]
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? mainly just naruto, ilse of skye, hyper japan, battle, grand international cosplay ball and may expo...this may lol
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters, jewellery, plushies. ect...
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Hmm, not quite. Unless i was Naruto. (Come ere Sasuke!)
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina (Naruto belongs to Sasuke!)
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? sasunaru, duhh, what you playin at bruv? ima fuck u up big time!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 mayte!
10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? uhhhh haha no one knows who tobi is!!! obito? madara? wtf...fuck off tobi.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? well yeah he is, this must be an old survey thing lol.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? deidara and itachi kay
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, even if he is a grumpy lil bitch
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I'll admit i haven't.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Once again, the shame. No i haven't.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? LOL; YES! HE's almost as bad as me!
17. Sub or dub? ...SUB!! I HATE DUB!! pukes i hate dub soooo much! aaah!! SUB SUB SUB!!
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura. Although i dont mind her in shippuden coz then she acually does stuff. (i still dont like her...)
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? creepy, just to piss of steve (our tobi cosplayer)
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? NO ONE DOES, he is a mystery wrapped in a cloak...
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ermm...sorry Gai. runs away from ugly nerd
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku! Or Gaara...or Sasuke...or Naruto...
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Yikes...he's kinda annoying, and his eyebrows scare me. but he's legend (in his own little way)
24. Which character would be best OOC? hmmm sasuke me thinks. he's always OOC in my mind anyway haha
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? ofcourse
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? yeaaahhh but not in AGES, and all my ones on here are WELL shit
27. Do you like lemons? the more lemony the better
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Erm...They recongnize the word "Naruto" and instantly stop listening, knowing they wouldn't understand any of it.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? *shrugs*
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Some
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? YES! Mwahaha
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No, but i was drunk in school and recognized someone else darwing NaruSasu! lol!
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? No, but it did happen when i was writing Yaoi. How embarasing!
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? what grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Almost. lol.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm curious! YES! (I bet it's yaoi...or yiffy =/)
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? nooo...he coulnd't be...could he? (maybe he's sleeping with Itachi and Deidara. Yeah, that's it)
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: I would if i could draw =
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Heh...he's always sexy! (and that's coming from a dyke!)
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? nooo, man!
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Kami...Yes. It's an addiction you just cant get out of!
Yaoi Fangirl Quiz!
1. When did you get into Yaoi?
2. How did you get into yaoi?
after reading a rather homoerotic part of an anne rice book, i realised how HOT guy on guy is, and being an anime fan it was only time till i found yaoi
3. Truthfull, how obsessed do you think you are?
very...i mean not just yaoi, but everything hot and gay...i am VERY VERY obsessed
4. Who's your all time favorite yaoi couple?
i'm gonna have to say sasunaru...it's a classic
5. How many yaoi fanfics have you read?
lmao how should i know? A LOT
6. When you see two guys in an anime, who you think are perfect for each other, what do you do?
think about it...a lot...then find fanfics/fanart of them together =]
7. What does yaoi mean to you?
8. How far would you go for yaoi?
if i can ever afford it i'm definately going to america (san fran) for yaoicon. that would be amazingness
9. Do you write/read stories about yaoi?
10. Would you be in a yaoi?
11. What do you think when you see your neighbors, a 14 or 15 year old kid holding hands with his older brother around 16 or 17?
i think about things i shouldnt...
12. How many yaoi pics have you saved in yur computer or somewhere else?
13. Do you have yaoi dreams?
not so much yaoi (anime) but ...lots of hot gay ones
14. What do you do when you hear the word Yaoi?
15. You see a couple (guys of course) making out. What do you do?
giggle uncontrollably and stare, trying to be subtle but ofcourse i'm not...
16. Your brother/friend/etc. confesses to you that he is gay. How do you react?
i'd like to be there for them, tell them i'm proud and all that...but i'd probably go 'THANK FUCK MY PLAN WORKED!'
17. what would your ideal seme guy be like?
18. What about you ideal uke?
19. When your friends ask about the incredibly large folders with guys going at it, you reply with...
20. You stumble across the greatest yaoi site of all time (no censorship) what do you do?
make sure i REMEMBER IT and then spend hours going through it
21. If you had to be inside the mind of a uke or seme, which would it be?
22. Pretend your the seme, what would you make the uke wear?
23. Pretend your the uke, what would you make the seme for lunch?
24. You open a manga, and there is a hot, steamy sex scene. what do you do?
read the scene, if i like, read/buy the manga (that's how i found love mode) =]
25. What do you look for in yaoi?
hotness and sweetness
26. If you see two guys standing close together what would you do?
walk around them untill i find an angle where it looks like they're kissing, then stand there...for a while...
27. Do you think of guys kissing and stuff every second of the day?
preeeetty much yeah
28. Last question, will you continue loving yaoi till you die?
oh yes, talk about penis envy. haha
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino
I'm looking back at the fanfics I wrote on here, holy shit...they're terrible. I'm panning on re-writing PoL, and maybe a few others.
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