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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Hey, I'm Alex-JamesNaru-Xandir-NekoLexxy-etc. I wrote here when I was younger and now I'm thinking about going back and re-writing some stories I liked.

1. What sex are you and/or prefer to be?

2. How old are you?

3. Where do you live?
right now i'm in kent I move around a lot

4. What kind of music do you listen to?
everything, but i fucking love techno

5. Foods and Such

6. What do you do outside the internet?

7. So, when it comes to fanfic, what kind of kinks float your boat?
I haven't read fanfiction in fucking years, but whenever I do go to read some it's almost always pwp yaoi

8.What fandoms spark your interest?
Naruto, QaF, Jedward

9. What attracted you to fanfic?
Yaoi-addicted cosplayer

10. How gay are you for reals?
Erm, if I have to label my 'sexuality' I'm pan-romantic asexual

The Five, 5's Part...

Name 5 things that scare the living crap out of you...
1. Spiders!
2. loosing someone really important to me
3. that's about it really...
4. ummm
5. oh spaghetti kinda freaks me out...

Name 5 things you'd like to see stopped or destroyed
1. Homophobes/transphobes. they REALLY piss me off BIG TIME
2. Chris Hobbs, go get him, justin!
3. extremist religions
4. general twattish people
5. gender steriotypes and close minded people

Name 5 Things that inspire you...
1. Michael Alig
2. club kids
3. Buck Angel
4. my own wonderful world of fantasy...
5. twinfools

Name 5 Oddities about yourself...
1. Errm, My eyes change colour. sometimes they're green, sometimes they're blue. sometimes one is green and the other is blue
2. I dont' stay in this reality very long. I live mostly in my mind. You should come over sometime. =
3. I know a lot of people like blood, its kinky. But i like blood...and guts...and all that stuff. seeing a body get blown to pieces makes me ooh lala
4. i'm transexual
5. I know A LOT about heavy genital mutilation. things like meatotomy, subincision, superincision, bisection, scrotal splitting, urethral reroute, ball exposure, castration, penectomy and nullification really interests me...


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Haku, Gaara, Deidara...ermm

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru! ItaSasu! SasuGaa! ItaDei! and sometimes NaruSasu

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi please =]

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? mainly just naruto, ilse of skye, hyper japan, battle, grand international cosplay ball and may expo...this may lol

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters, jewellery, plushies. ect...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Hmm, not quite. Unless i was Naruto. (Come ere Sasuke!)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina (Naruto belongs to Sasuke!)

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? sasunaru, duhh, what you playin at bruv? ima fuck u up big time!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 mayte!

10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? uhhhh haha no one knows who tobi is!!! obito? madara? wtf...fuck off tobi.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? well yeah he is, this must be an old survey thing lol.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? deidara and itachi kay

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, even if he is a grumpy lil bitch

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I'll admit i haven't.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Once again, the shame. No i haven't.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? LOL; YES! HE's almost as bad as me!

17. Sub or dub? ...SUB!! I HATE DUB!! pukes i hate dub soooo much! aaah!! SUB SUB SUB!!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura. Although i dont mind her in shippuden coz then she acually does stuff. (i still dont like her...)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? creepy, just to piss of steve (our tobi cosplayer)

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? NO ONE DOES, he is a mystery wrapped in a cloak...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ermm...sorry Gai. runs away from ugly nerd

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku! Or Gaara...or Sasuke...or Naruto...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Yikes...he's kinda annoying, and his eyebrows scare me. but he's legend (in his own little way)

24. Which character would be best OOC? hmmm sasuke me thinks. he's always OOC in my mind anyway haha

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? ofcourse

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? yeaaahhh but not in AGES, and all my ones on here are WELL shit

27. Do you like lemons? the more lemony the better

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Erm...They recongnize the word "Naruto" and instantly stop listening, knowing they wouldn't understand any of it.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? *shrugs*

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Some

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? YES! Mwahaha

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No, but i was drunk in school and recognized someone else darwing NaruSasu! lol!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? No, but it did happen when i was writing Yaoi. How embarasing!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? what grades?

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Almost. lol.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm curious! YES! (I bet it's yaoi...or yiffy =/)

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? nooo...he coulnd't be...could he? (maybe he's sleeping with Itachi and Deidara. Yeah, that's it)

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: I would if i could draw =

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Heh...he's always sexy! (and that's coming from a dyke!)

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? nooo, man!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Kami...Yes. It's an addiction you just cant get out of!

Yaoi Fangirl Quiz!

1. When did you get into Yaoi?
umm about 5 years ago

2. How did you get into yaoi?

after reading a rather homoerotic part of an anne rice book, i realised how HOT guy on guy is, and being an anime fan it was only time till i found yaoi

3. Truthfull, how obsessed do you think you are?

very...i mean not just yaoi, but everything hot and gay...i am VERY VERY obsessed

4. Who's your all time favorite yaoi couple?

i'm gonna have to say's a classic

5. How many yaoi fanfics have you read?

lmao how should i know? A LOT

6. When you see two guys in an anime, who you think are perfect for each other, what do you do?

think about it...a lot...then find fanfics/fanart of them together =]

7. What does yaoi mean to you?


8. How far would you go for yaoi?

if i can ever afford it i'm definately going to america (san fran) for yaoicon. that would be amazingness

9. Do you write/read stories about yaoi?


10. Would you be in a yaoi?

yes please

11. What do you think when you see your neighbors, a 14 or 15 year old kid holding hands with his older brother around 16 or 17?

i think about things i shouldnt...

12. How many yaoi pics have you saved in yur computer or somewhere else?

lmao loads

13. Do you have yaoi dreams?

not so much yaoi (anime) but ...lots of hot gay ones

14. What do you do when you hear the word Yaoi?


15. You see a couple (guys of course) making out. What do you do?

giggle uncontrollably and stare, trying to be subtle but ofcourse i'm not...

16. Your brother/friend/etc. confesses to you that he is gay. How do you react?

i'd like to be there for them, tell them i'm proud and all that...but i'd probably go 'THANK FUCK MY PLAN WORKED!'

17. what would your ideal seme guy be like? KINNEY

18. What about you ideal uke?
feminine, cute, sexy...JUSTIN?

19. When your friends ask about the incredibly large folders with guys going at it, you reply with...

wanna watch?

20. You stumble across the greatest yaoi site of all time (no censorship) what do you do?

make sure i REMEMBER IT and then spend hours going through it

21. If you had to be inside the mind of a uke or seme, which would it be?


22. Pretend your the seme, what would you make the uke wear?

not much...

23. Pretend your the uke, what would you make the seme for lunch?


24. You open a manga, and there is a hot, steamy sex scene. what do you do?

read the scene, if i like, read/buy the manga (that's how i found love mode) =]

25. What do you look for in yaoi?

hotness and sweetness

26. If you see two guys standing close together what would you do?

walk around them untill i find an angle where it looks like they're kissing, then stand there...for a while...

27. Do you think of guys kissing and stuff every second of the day?

preeeetty much yeah

28. Last question, will you continue loving yaoi till you die?

oh yes, talk about penis envy. haha

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino

I'm looking back at the fanfics I wrote on here, holy shit...they're terrible. I'm panning on re-writing PoL, and maybe a few others.!/profile.php?id=593341607&v=wall

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School Scandal by Peppertails51 reviews
Sequel to 'Close Quarters'. Drake and Josh have finally admitted to their true feelings and are now exploring the benefits. But can they keep their relationship a secret? Or is it too hot to hide. DrakexJosh.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
Misplaced Love by Lolicoaster reviews
REVAMPED: Itachi leaves Sasuke for drugs. Sasuke finds love in his cousin Sai until he leaves after Itachis return. Then Narutos in love with Sasuke also! How can Sasuke juggle all these men! SaiItaNaruXSasu. yaoi graphic sex rape incest READ PROLOGUE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,976 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Prisoner Of Love reviews
SasuNaru's sectret relationship gets found out. They're sent to a concentration camp where all hell is let loose. Warnings: This story contains graphic sex, incest, rape, murder and most other naughty things you can think of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sound reviews
Naurto goes to Sound to save Sasuke. OroSasu Yaoi Oneshot Rape Bondage Character death. NarutoXSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Purrs in the night reviews
Naruto is a neko-boy on heat with no one but Sasuke around to help him, what a shame! SasuNaru PWP Yaoi Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Train reviews
Itachi and Sasuke are forced to stand pressed against eachother on a packed train...things start happening! I suck at summaries! YAOI ItaSasu smut. Oneshot. Incest. .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yaoi Detention! reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara and & Neji all get in put in detention. But what happens when four teenage boys are locked in a room for an hour with nothing to do? Well...I think the title gives it away. Yaoi with different pairings, mostly SasuNaru & NejiGaa PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Brother's Feud
A short oneshot about Itachi leaving Sasuke for good and Sasuke deals with this mentally. Very very VERY slight hint of shounen-ai and incest...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Beads reviews
Another random oneshot about Naruto getting some 'beads' from Sasuke. low brow humour...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternal Love reviews
Erm, just a little oneshot of Sasuke loosing Naruto. It's kinda sad... It's shounen-ai but nothing great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Expecting reviews
This is based on a true story....Naruto thinks he's pregnant. yeah it's just a crappy little oneshot that took like 5 seconds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The chat room reviews
i did kinda steal the idea so if you're not happy let me know and i'll delete it. it's just a Naruto chatroom, contains slight yaoi. it's kinda rubbish i wrote it in 2 minutes during class o 0
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete