Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Greek Mythology, and Harry Potter.
Please forgive me for not updating my stories but i re read them hated them re wrote them and then have to much to deal with to start typing them up. (School, extra classes, sickness, relationships all in one)
Motto: "Food before friends, and if that's not possible, then Friends for food."-random quote found by my little sister
Hobbies: Writing, video games, drawing, reading, etc.
Prince of Tennis(top of the list),
All the Gundams
Cardcaptor Sakura (and the movies)
Code Gease and Code Gease R2 (LOVE IT..and Lelouch)
Dragon ball (all of them...)
Detective academey Q
Detective Conan (movies, Magic files, and specials)
FMA (brotherhood and blind alchamist)
then MANY others
Favorite reality asian Dramas:
You are beautiful
Hidarime Tantei EYE
Favorite pairings: YamiXYugi (also YamiXYugiXAtemu and AtemuXHeba)
HarryXVoldemort (includes TMR)
Favorite colors: Silver, White, Black, Red, Purple, and Blue
My RP Character (who also go into my storys)
Storys in progress (on fanfiction and on paper)
Of What Could Have Been and What Was
Voluntarily Mandatory (Harry Potter (LV/OC)(BZ/Oc2))
Word Challange Ome-Shots (to help with writers block) ((pm if you want a copy))
Put this on your
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
your profile if you're a Cloud Strife and Zack Fair fan!!
- Favorite - Quotes-
"There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side." - unknown
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" - unknown
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -unknown
"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river." - unknown
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?" - unknown
"All generalizations are false, including this one." - unknown
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -Homer Simpson
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."- Lily Tomlin
"Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." - unknown
"He who laughs last didn't get it." - unknown
"Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?" - unknown
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. "- Homer Simpson
"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from." - unknown
"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. "- Jerry Garcia
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)
"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." - unknown
"Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it. "- Salvador Dali
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - unknown
"Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to management is knowing which mules are which." - unknown
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. "- Mark Twain
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - unknown
"Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge" - unknown
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."- unknown
"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"-unknown
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." - unknown
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." - William Dement
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"-unknown
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." -unknown
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."- unknown
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!" - unknown
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - unknown
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." - unknown
"What you call dog with no legs?
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"- Louis Hector Berlioz
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - unknown
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery." -unknown
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles.""- unknown
"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film." -unknown
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." - unknown
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."- unknown
"The road to success is always under construction." - unknown
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." - unknown
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." -unknown
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." -unkown
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." - unkown
" Jacob: Yeah well I'm a werewolf and he's a vampire Bella: And I'm a Virgo!" -Jacob Black and Isabella Swan from New Moon
"...and the lion fell in love with the lamb..." -Edward Cullen from Twilight
"Stupied shiny Volvo owner!" -Isabella from Twilight
"You don't care if I'm a moster? If I'm not human?" Edward Cullen from Twilight
"Charlie: Come on Bells give the thing a chance! Bella:The thing, it had possibility" Charile Swan and Isabella Swan from Twilight
"Your worried not because your head to a house full of vampires, but because they might not like you?" Edward Cullen from Twilight
"some things don't have to end..." Isabella Swan from Twilight
"...but I talk to the picture every night" my boyfriend, talking to me, about my picture.
"your mom on Tony's couch!"-random person in my texas history class. Jesse and tony just had a your mom fight and all tony would say was "couch" and then all that happened and the teacher got mad because someone said TMO instead of TMI on accident and she thought it meant something bad and i doubt your even reading this right now but still...
"after 13 long years if figured out last week that i've been doing the sign of the cross wrong!"- My friend Colleen, ya just sitting in class doing our work when she looks up and says it...I could barly hold in the laughter -_-
"I feel like a bear, with the energy of two bears!"-Jesse, in History agien, being the nerd he is...
"Thats what she said"-Colleen after She finally got the joke
"if everyone saw the world the way i did, there would be no world no more..."-Me
"i'm just a college ruled kinda guy"-Kevin, pointing out the obvious
"you mean like he was so fat that his neck had it's own clothing line? I call it blubber! only the e sounds like an a...blubbar!"-Sarah, randomly talking about fat people.
"...Oh ya and I'm s flyinig hourse named Skittles who lives atop a rainbow!" My little saying, very random, total inside joke...
"It tasted like Elifent ate Shit, then shitted it out, then you put 5 year old cheese in it, after throwing it in the mirowave and calling it Chili!" Me at Quinns house, eating dinner thast he 'cooked' and it tasted looked more like what I had just said.
"if Orlando Blum said breathing wasn't cool, 95 of teenage girls would be dead.." Sarah, at lunch, I think we were high or somthing...
-Now it's down to the random stuff-
What makes life 100 percent?
is represented as:
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)
(don't you look at me like that)
The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this (Try 10 hours!)
If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.
If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you're addicted to pocky, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
if several inanimate objects hate you copy this to your profile.
you know your addiction to Twilight has gotten dangerous when you'v added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.if you'v done just that copy this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this on your profile if you like bagels.
if you think that the kids in the Trix commercial should just give the freakin stuff to the rabbit copy this to your profile.
put this in your profile if you didn't know that the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune.if you just sang it to make sure, put this in your profile.
if you have your own little world copy and paste this to your profile.
if you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy this to your profile.
if you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effect copy this to your profile.(TWILIGHT!!)
if you ahve ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile.
if you have read twilight so much, that the cover came off, so you had to duct tape it back on, add this to your profile.(finally, someone who understands!)
if during the sad part in a movie, you thought it would be a good idea to say "giggity" when it gets all quiet, put this on your profile...
If you took on look at the cover of Twilight and got hugery for appels, put this on your profile... ((That so happened, and the sad thing is I can't eat apples at the moment...))
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