Digital Chocolate
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Joined 01-04-08, id: 1463077, Profile Updated: 08-04-08
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

- Is a joint account made by "yanyan13" and "clueless-maniac"

- yanyan turns a year older in September 1 and clueless turns another year older in April 7

-yanyan is the writer in this Dynamic Duo, so you can say, im practically her agent, or manager (i spell check, publish it, and suggest stuff for the fic, write this fugly profile, and etc.)

-So, since i, clueless-maniac, was seriously bored one day, and the profile is kinda short, and we clearly have no lives, heres one very (very, long) interesting interview...

Note: yanyan's person 2 I'm person 1..

Some Person:OMG are you two people the ones who made that joint account "Digital Chocolate"?!

Person 1: Yeah

Person 2: Yeah

Some Person: OMFG can i interview you for a paper I'm writing!?

Person 1: If you'll stop shouting...

Some person: Yayyy!! (whips out a pen and paper) Is it true that one of you already has a different account called "yanyan13"?

Person 2: thats me.

Some person: so that other person is the one who just changed the name of her account?

Person 1: thats me and don't talk like I'm not in the room unless you want a serious ass whoopin' asshole.

Person 2: I'm sorry my freind here has some anger management issues...

Some Person: hehe... sooo... what do you two like?

Person 1: well one thing i DON'T like is you, you-

Person 2: let me answer that question, we like chocolate, and video games like Guitar Hero, and Pokemon.

Person 1: We also like our dogs, and we're both currently obsessed with Bleach. My friend also likes naruto, but I'm not that big a fan.

Some person: what are your names?

Person 1: WHY? ARE YOU TRYING TO STALK US HUH, KID?! (tries to attack kid)

Person 2:(while trying to hold back person 1) That's not important right now...We don't want anyone knowing our names yet, we wouldn't wanna get raped or anything, y'know...

Some person:oh, ok. Are you two girls, or boys?

Person 1: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU--(trys to attack person)

Person 2: (still trying to hold person 1Uh, we're both girls...

Some Person: (turns around)hmmm... interesting, maybe if i get lucky...

Person 1: HEY I HEARD THAT YOU PERVERT!!EEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!(attacks)

Person 2: (lets go)YEAH! BEAT HIM UP REAL BAD!! WOO! YEAH! HIT HIM HARDER!! YEAH!!PUNCH HIM MORE, MOOORREEE!!YEAH!!

Some Person:AAHHHH!!1 OH GOD! THAT HURTS PLEASE, STOOOOOOOPP!!

Meanwhile, in the other room...

Guy #1: hey, do you hear that?

Guy #2: no, what?

Guy #1: shh,... that!

(person 2:)"YEAH! HARDER, HARDER, C'MON, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!MORE! YEAH!! THATS THE SPOT!!"

(Some Person:)"OH GOD, OH GOD,OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD!!OOOOOWWWW!! IT HHUUUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTSSSSS!! PLEASE, STOOOOOOOOPPP!!"

(person 1)"OH, SO NO ONES DONE THIS TO YOU BEFORE HUH?? WELL HOW 'BOUT THIS, PUNK!!"

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKK!!(OH MY GOD, AHHHH!! GOD, I WONT BE ABLE TO WALK ANYMORE!!)

Guy #1: (whistles lowly) how'd that kid get TWO at the same time?!

Guy #2: I dunno, but hat kids really lucky...

--(back in the interview room)--

Some Person: (with 2 VERY broken, cracked legs)AAAHHHHH!! OK,OK I WONT BE PERVERTED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,JUST QUIT BEATING MY LEGS, YOU'LL GRIND IT TO DUST, ILL BECOME A FREAKING PRIEST IF I HAVE TO AHHHHH!!

Person 1:NEVEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!! BHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!111!!

Person 2: OKAAAAAYYYYYYY, maybe we should call animal control now...'I never knew someone could break another persons, legs with her bear hands...'

Soon after, person one was put in a cage to be interviewed(with out attacking anyone)...


Person 2:
sorry, I'm glad you still wanna interview us...'not really...'

Some Person: (with two casts on his legs, and several other casts, bandages, and bruises )ummmm... where do you live?

Person 2: WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, STALKER!!EYAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!(attacks)

Some person:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Person 1: sorry, my friend is a little paranoid...I'll call animal control again...

Soon after, Person 2 was put in the cage as well...

Some person:(in a full body cast)...well are you thinking of writing a fanfic?

Person 2: Yes, we're making it a bleach fic.

Some Person: What'll it be about?

Person 1: we can't say.

Some person: aww... come on... please(makes puppy dog eyes)

Person 2: sorry we cant.

Some person : PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE?!

Person 2: look kid, we cant...

Some person: hmph, i knew you guys weren't any fun...

Person 1: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Some person: I said you weren't any fun! whatcha gonna do about it cage person? huh!? (makes funny face) Nya, nya-nya, nya nya nyaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Person 2: kid thats not a good idea--

Person 1:EEEEYYYAAAAAHHHHH!! (breaks cage bars and attacks) YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Some person:(shrieks in a girly fashion)

Person 2: (calls animal control)Yeah? hey Bob, yeah, shes attacking the kid again... No, i think the interview is done. ok, see ya.(hangs up)... EEEEEEYYYAAAAAAHHHH!!(attacks the kid)

After several kicks, punches, and more kicks, Person 1 and Person 2 were arrested for attempted murder, and were charged for several years in prison... but... whats this?WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU MEAN, THEY'VE ESCAPED?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!(runs to Mexico)

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