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Joined 01-04-08, id: 1463515, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
Author has written 11 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Tin Man, Beetlejuice, X-Men: The Movie, Misc. Movies, and Star Trek: 2009.

This page is dedicated to the men and women of America...and Ironman

Well hello. Welcome to my profile-y type thing.

What to say...what to say...I suppose i could just say stuff about myself. That seems to be the thing to do in profiles.

Age: Generally speaking a lady never tells, but I've never maintained that I'm a lady, so I shall tell you I'm 21, and for said 21st birthday, I went to Vegas for a male strip show known as Thunder from Down Under and my god was it a blast.

Gender: well, as I've stated, I'm not a lady. I am however, of the girlie type variety.

Location: My couch, in my living room, which is I shall tell you, in America.

Ships: Oh crikey, oodles. Whatever strikes my fancy honestly. It can vary, sometimes week from week and no, I don't know why that is. However, I have leanings towards slash, and have that habit of seeing it every bloody place. Though on occasion, very rarely, I ship opposite gender pairings.

Fave movies: Star Trek 2009, The Crow, Labyrinth, X-Men 2 and First Class, Iron Man, The Avengers, Hot Fuzz and anything directed by Tim Burton, The Harry Potter series, and quite a few more that I'm too tired to think of.

Fave Actors: Johnny Depp, Alan Cumming, Brandon Lee, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Hugh Jackman, Robert Downey Jr., Gary Oldman, David Thewlis, Martin Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, and probably more

Fave Books/Authors: Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series and the Merry Gentry series by Laurell K. Hamilton, the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Sharp Teeth by Toby Barlow, Hero by Perry Moore, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead by Tom Stoppard, the works of E.A. Poe and Lord Byron, 1984 by George Orwell, the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson by Louise Renison, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Squee by Jhonen Vasquez

Fave TV shows: Sherlock, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra, NCIS, Hawaii 5-O, Ren and Stimpy, Phineas and Ferb, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Invader Zim

Fave Bands: Poison, Panic at the Disco, the Cure, Meatloaf, Modest Mouse, a few others, just whatever I think sounds cool, I'm picky but not, lol

Some Fave Quotes now:

"It can't rain all the time" Eric Draven, The Crow

"We're all cannon fodder. Eventually." Edward in the Anita Blake series

"I hope his pants leg gets caught and a bloodbath ensues." Brodie, Mallrats

"Live Long. And Prosper." Spock, Star Trek 2009 (the translation here is "Fuck off and die in a fire")

"Out of the chair" Again, Spock

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer." Loki, Dogma

"Is this why I had to come down here this morning, man? Is this why I had to miss my fucking cartoons?" Loki, Dogma

That's it for now. Probably gonna mix it up later. For now, I'd like to conclude with a huge thanks for all my loyal readers and reviewers, for all those that favorite my stuff. It like means a lot, to sign on and see lots of positive things, tips, things of that nature, even when I bugger off and don't update for eons cause I get distracted and wander to different fandoms. I'm trying to work on that, honestly I am, however, once I've finished the main...four I think I'm working on now, well, I think I'll stick to one shots, or really few chaptered stories.

Also, so, they're apparently serious about this purging of fics thing. I don't think my stuff is in danger, though it hardcore sucks that other stuff may and probably will vanish. I've got back ups yeah, so if anything disappears well, I'll be uploading elsewhere. Ditto if anything I think of to write could possibly get me in trouble. I'm still working on that though, and for the time being, like I say, I don't seem to be in danger so it'll be business as usual on the home front. TTFN

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Spy Man by bleedingchaos reviews
There only takes a few words to describe the insanity of this story. Floop and Glitch Meet...What is Poor Wyatt Cain and the rest of the Gang to do? One Glitch was enough...now they have another eccentric man on their hands. Rated M for later chapters
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Glitch, Cain
Apples to Apples by JacksBoonie reviews
CainAmbrose slash. Ambrose's inventions have a way of getting Cain into trouble...
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,989 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Glitch, Cain - Complete
Rapunzel Forgot Her Lines by theRegalBeagle reviews
Fairy Tales, Tin Man Style!
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Senior Auction by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Bumblebee is NOT happy with the fact that Sam is going to be 'sold' in his schools senior auction... guess what he does...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Misbehaving by Merisel reviews
Chapter 4 Summary: Ironhide 'scores' Bumblebee has a holoproblem Sam and Jazz give a demo Optimus accepts a challenge. Rated NC17 for holosmut, pseudo mechsmut.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,446 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
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Like a Soap Opera reviews
bad guys become good guys.family members are reunited.rivals become lovers while lovers quarrel.people come back from the dead.oh...and someone's pregnant. no longer a sequel to Granola Bars either.now a separate AU
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,390 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler
50 Flavors of Logurt reviews
A series of micro fics with one word prompts featuring Kurt and Logan. Ratings will vary,but going with M to be on the safe side
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Nightcrawler, Logan/Wolverine
Two's Company reviews
It all started when Spock offered to keep him company during shore leave...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,349 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
But It's Better If You Do reviews
A sort of AU where DG meets Cain first,and in their travels meet the most fabulous exotic dancer ever in the OZ,Glitch.Romance or something like it blooms between our favorite head case and cowboy,but the question remains of whether it can last.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Cain, Glitch
Lost Birds Found reviews
Sequel to "Lost Birds with Broken Wings" as the title implies.Jack's frontman of a band with numerous addictions to drinks,drugs,and girls.Will's attempting to manage the band and deal with Jack slipping away.The question isn't can he deal,but will he?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Grave Bait reviews
Picture if you will a daughter.Then a mother's secret kept from that daughter.And that secret just might be enough to save that daughter upon her mother's death.If they can survive each other first.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Granola Bars and Fancy Cigars reviews
or,the three things that were trying to drive Logan crazy and what happened when he let them
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,407 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler - Complete
Say It Back reviews
dale just wanted to forget about what had happened.saul just wanted to smoke and hang out with dale,even if dale thought it was bad for his health.but there's something even worse than a mean case of the munchies looming over them...responsibilities.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Rebooted reviews
sequel to Memory Aborted.just when you thought they had their happily ever after.there's a new version of an old villain in town and they're looking for revenge.will our older but still senselessly brave heroes save the day once more?read and find out
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,913 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Cain, Glitch - Complete
Memory Aborted reviews
we all know what happened at the end of the series,yes?DG found her family and the OZ was saved.but what of our handsome heroes Cain and Glitch? consider this their story after the OZ was saved
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,892 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cain, Glitch - Complete
Lost Birds with Broken Wings reviews
re-done and re-formatted.a story of our two favorite captains as they find themselves wrapped in adventure,murder,angry french men and captains holding a grudge,and of course,romance
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,553 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete