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Hey I'm Livia, I'm 14 and I live in the USA.


I have an amazing boyfriend, Nikolai, he is the dream guy. I met him on my first day of school in Georgia, cause he was assigned as my student guide since his family are immigrants, too (Russian, lol). He is adorable and super sweet.

I was born in Italy and moved to New Orleans in the summer of '07, and then we moved up to Georgia. I live in a small southern town with 17 relatives. I also live with a cat, two dogs, a parakeet, five gerbils, and a widdle baby kitten.

I run cross country and track, and I do ballet. My leg muscles are scary, I mean it.

I love music, and I do most of my art in charcoal or clay.

Yes, I'm Catholic. It's pretty hard to be Italian and not be Catholic.

Italy is a big part of my life. I really miss it. I used to live on this huge farm out in the country, and it's a BIG difference living in a city.


Q.Do you speak Italian?

A. Yes. Duh.

Q. So english is your second language?

A. It is if you can count correctly.

Q. Are you in the mob?

A. No. Suprisingly enough, not all Italians are in the Mafia. Shocker, I know.

Q. Is anyone in your family in the mob?

A. No! We were goat herders and stonemasons back in Italy. (yeah, I know, another sterotype, but it's true)

Q. Have you killed anyone?

A. Of course! All Italians have killed someone, since we're all mobsters. NOT!

Q. Why is this in English?

A. Yay! A good question! This is in English because my ESL teacher thought it would help me if I started reading English books and fanfics so I could learn the slang and stuff. (Really, what is up with American slang? Dawg? Homie? Cool? Sketchy? Really people, have some self-respect!)

Copy and Paste Stuff! (mostly stolen from Nilton)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are part of the less than 1 percent that questions the legitimacy of such a fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

Not everyone can be in the minority. Seriously, it defeats the point of minority and makes it a majority. So suck it up, and be yourself!

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Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Welcome To Mythological Studies by Nitlon reviews
The Cullens take an elective course...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,358 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Emotion Thief by Nitlon reviews
Jacob stopped running in Montana thanks to someone who doesn't quite know what she's doing. Will sparks fly? No, no they will not.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Explicit Images by LovelyPriestess reviews
While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Rosalie learns to accept what she is with the help of a young woman in the 50's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Rosalie
Another Reminder reviews
Edward thinks about Bella's teardrop. OneShot. From the part in Twilight where Bella thinks Edward tastes her tear.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
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