Author has written 63 stories for Jane and the Dragon, Nightmare Before Christmas, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story, Spyro the Dragon, Dragon Heart, Transformers/Beast Wars, Kamen Rider, Frosty the Snowman, Aladdin, Pokémon, Firebreather, Dragon Rage, Iron Giant, Godzilla, Bots Master, Merlin, A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris, X-overs, Beetlejuice, Misc. Cartoons, Bendy and the Ink Machine, and Hanna-Barbera.
Name: Just call me what's up there. That's why we have pennames.
Age: I will never tell.
Interests: Jane and the Dragon, Transformers animated and G1 mostly, DragonHeart 12, The Legend of Spyro, Hellboy, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story, Kamen-Rider Den-O, Loonatics Unleashed, Iron Giant, TMNT, Land Before Time, Ben 10, Harry Potter, Naruto, Bleach, Zombie Powder, Sitting Ducks, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Frosty, Balto, Pokemon, Digimon, Ghost Rider, Deadpool, Spiderman, Xmen Evolution, Godzilla, Atomic Robo, Corneil and Bernie, Bionicle: Legend Reborn, Temeraire, Speed Buggy, Mushishi, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, You Are Umasou, Nightmare Before Christmas, Freakazoid, Road Rovers, Extreme Dinosaurs, Soul Eater, Teen Titans, Blue Dragon, Blue Dragon Ral/Grad, Merlin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Booster, Funky Phantom, Futurama, Guin Saga, Harry Potter, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Osmosis Jones, Mulan, Trigun, Project GKR, Sherlock Homes, Short Circuit, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimerron, Summer Wars, The Secret of Kells, Treasure Planet, Dinosaur, Martin Mystery, The Dresden Files, Aladdin, Atlantis the Lost Empire, Tales from Earthsea, V for Vendetta, Foamy the Squirrel, Krypto the Superdog, Spawn, Futurama, Discworld, Xiaolin Showdown, Inu Yasha, Hanna is not a Boy's Name, Sinfest, Accursed Dragon, Unsounded, Alex The Knight, Grim Tales, Sugar Bits, Firebreather, Tarzan, Looking for Group, Quest for Camelot, Scooby Doo, Gargoyles, Lupin the 3rd, and Calvin and Hobbes.
Hobbies: Listening to music until my ears ring, writing until my fingers hurt or until I run out of ideas, drawing until I start leaving pencil smudges on my hands, and reading until my eyes burn from overuse.
Favorite Comedians: Robin Williams, Dane Cook, Gabriel Iglesias, George Carlin, Danny Bhoy, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, John Mulaney, and Brian Regan.
DRAGON PRIDE METER:
Favorite Place: The beach in August, or sitting by the window as it's snowing.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, BJA Fan, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Spymaster-E, Shanny-Boo, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Xerxes93, KowaretaHikari, Blackmoondragon1415
"No, it's true. Caboose got Asian Bird Flu.” "What?! How is that possible? Doesn't Asian Bird Flu only infect birds?” "Somehow, he found a way.” "I am feeling much better now, and, I can fly. [Jumps off cliff] I am flying! [thump] Ow! The sky is very hard.” GrifSimmonsCaboose, Red vs Blue
“Why’s he narrating? Is he crazy?” “Hardcore crazy!” "I LOVE THESE GUYS!!!” DonatelloMichelangeloRaphael, TMNT Turtles Forever
"Keep it in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe." Brom, Eragon
“What did she say?” “Frollo's nose is long, and he wears a truss.” “Ha! Told ya. Pay up.” HugoLaverne, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"If we surrender our energon we're doomed." "And if we don't we're doomed too!" "Face it. We're dooooomed." Dead EndBreakdown, Transformers G1
“We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming!” Mushu, Mulan
“Boy, that surround sound sure is great.” “I don't remember any explosions in Bambi.” BroadwayLexington, Gargoyles
“I no longer try to change the world, dragon, I just try to get by in it.” “Yes, well, it's better than death, I suppose.” “Oh, is it? I should think you'd welcome death. You know, the last of your kind, all of your friends dead, hunted wherever you go... “ “Do you delight in reminding me? Yes knight, I do long for death, but, fear it.” “Why? Aside from your misery, what's to lose?” “My soul.” BowenDraco, Dragonheart
My years with Mr. Tesla have taught me there's one underlying scientific principle common to all existence…Everything explodes." Atomic Robo, Atomic Robo and the Shadow from Beyond Time
“PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!...Itty-bitty living space.” Genie, Aladdin
This is either madness... or brilliance.” “It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.” Will TurnerJack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
“The past is prelude, tomorrow a dim promise.” Ignitus, The Legend of Spyro
"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking"- Octavius, Night at the Museum
Alright, that's it. I swear to God, Caboose... your a*$ is haunted. When we're done here, I'm gonna haunt you.” Church, Red vs Blue
“MAYDAY, MAYDAY, LET’S ALL DANCE AROUND THE MAYPOLE!!!” Blitzwing, Transformers Animated
“That mutagen turned me into the last thing I touched, MUTANT TURTLE FILTH!!!” “It’s not true, we shower regularly.” HunRaphael[1988, TMNT Turtles Forever
“A hatchling that is what you are. A hatchling struggling into the world. I may be younger than you in years, but I am ancient in my thoughts. Do not worry about these things. Find peace in where and what you are. People often know what must be done. All you need to do is show them the way- that is wisdom.” Saphira, Eragon
“Man! I thought he'd never leave. I'll be spitting feathers for a week.” “Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open.” “Ha-ha-ha. Go scare a nun.” HugoVictor, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"Well then. You are in danger of being cancelled or losing your time slot!" "What'd he say?!" "We're gonna get killed." Wreck GarMagnusRodimus, Transformers G1
“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.” “Sir?” “You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.” The EmporerChang, Mulan
You sure you can fly this?” “Hey, it's just like that simulator game back at the tower.” “Famous last words.” BroadwayLexingtonBrooklyn, Gargoyles
“A knight is sworn to valor. His heart knows only virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the wicked!” Old Code, Dragonheart
“Logan, we missed you. That Weapon X hasn’t been the same without you. Nobody calls me ‘bub’ anymore! And Omega Red’s a bedwetter!” “One day, I will tear out your flippant tongue, Wilson.” “He’s very ashamed.” DeadpoolOmega Red, Wolverine vs Hulk
“So, three wishes. I want them to be good... what would you wish for?” “Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... ah, forget it.” “What?” “No, I can't. I...” “Come on, tell me.” “Freedom.” AladdinGenie, Aladdin
“Captain gives orders on the ship.” “The captain of the ship is givin' orders.” “My ship, makes me captain.” “They be my charts!” “Well, that makes you...chartman.” Jack SparrowBarbosa, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
“Yes, yes, Volteer. I see that months of tortured captivity has down nothing to slow that electric tongue of yours from incessantly wagging.” “It's just that it's all so exciting, exhilarating, enchanting, enthralling...” “All right, no more thesaurus for you, pal.” “All of you PLEASE be quiet!” CyrilVolteerSparxIgnitus, The Legend of Spyro
"Hey, 'mean' would be letting you run in there and be erased quicker than you could say 'is this the delete key I see before me?'" Impmon, Digimon Season 3
Alright, enough! The next person who tells me about Simmons' feelings is getting court-martialled!” Simmons likes to go in the bathroom and cry while he punches the mirror...Well, I'll go pack my bags. Nice working with you guys. Good luck with the Blues. It's been real.” SargeGrif, Red vs Blue
“You interrupted my SPEEEECH!!” Starscream, Transformers Animated
“Until the stars have blinked their last, wherever on this earth you walk, he will arouse, excite, inspire, my valentine, my one dark fire” Chris D’Lacey, Fire Star
"Because you can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention." Brom, Eragon
“Shh-shh-shh! Here he comes.” “Now just stay calm.” “Not a word.” “Easy does it.” “Look stone faced.” “Any sign of her?” “Doh, it's a lost cause! She could be anywhere: in the stocks, in the dungeon, or on the rack! Oh God...” “Nice work, Victor.” VictorLaverneHugoQuasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Okay, aaaand end scene. Well, I hope you've all learned a lot about fireworks, and maybe even a little bit about yourselves.”(hissing of grenade) "Oopsie.” “Uh-oh.” “Running time!” Oh, and I almost forgot to mention the most important safety tip. If you have small children around, or even very very stupid adults, never ever let them play with fireworks without proper supervision... Hey, what's that hissing noise?” [explosion] “CABOOSE!!!” ChurchCabooseDonut, Red vs Blue
"The attack will begin, when the golden sun reaches-" [explosion] "They starting early!" Red WizardGrimlock, Transformers G1
“Citizens, I need firepower.” “Who are you?” “Your worst nightmare.” MushuCitizen, Mulan
IT'S ALIVE, ALIVE! ... I've always wanted to say that.” David Xanatos, Gargoyles
“Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they've turned to dust.” Bowen, Dragonheart
"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile"- Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon
"There is no right or wrong; only what is, and what isn't."- Kilgharrah, Merlin.
There's only one true reason we celebrate the 4th of July: to have a lot of explosives.” Yay! It's fireworks day!” Kick-a*$! I've still got 3 fingers left from last year!” ChurchCabooseDonut, Red vs Blue
“I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.” Genie, Aladdin and the King of Thieves
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
“It borders on the miraculous, incredible, stupendous... a dragon your size defeating that... that... thing. Thank you... ah... ah... ah...” “Spyro.” “A purple dragon named Spyro. Amazing. Of course, there were unsubstantiated rumours of a purple dragon countless generations ago, but most considered it heresay, gossip, legend. It's hard to believe, difficult to fathom, amazing to comprehend... er... um...” “No wonder they gagged this guy.” VolteerSpyroSparx, The Legend of Spyro
“Who are you?” “Who am I? Who am I? I am the Lamp Genie... THE Lamp Genie. Wishes, dreams, power, premature and violent death... ohhh, scratch the last one.” AladdinThe Genie of the Lamp, Arabian Nights
“If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off.” "I love you too.” “Then I will bind you all the tighter.” SaphiraEragon, Eragon
Hey, what happened to the motorcycle?” “Um...it blew up.” “Oh. What?!” LexingtonBrooklyn, Gargoyles
“Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they've turned to dust.” Bowen, Dragonheart
“Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis...” Mushu, Mulan
Son of a b&*@!” “Son of a b&*@!” “Madre de Dios! [Translated as 'Mother of God']” GrifSimmonsChurch[in Lopez, Red vs Blue
“You’re only in trouble if you get caught.” “GOTCHA!” “I’m in trouble.” AladdinRazoul, Aladdin
“Don't you ever migrate?” Laverne, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"Look, all they want is one little piece of information. Just give them something, anything." "Thank you, but I'd rather die behind the chemical shed." "Then you have no fear anymore. You're completely free." GuardEvey. V for Vendetta.
"Me Grimlock not care, whole planet fall apart! Make no difference to me, Grimlock." "With you on it?" "Hmm...hadn't thought of that." GrimlockWheeljack, Transformers G1
“You didn't beat me: you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.” “That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?” Will TurnerJack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
“Who's the girl?” “A nuisance! Get rid of her!” “Why?” “They're trying to placate you with a sacrifice!” “Oh, now whoever gave them *that* bright idea?” “Never mind! Just get rid of her!” “How?” “Eat her!” “Oh, please. YUCK!” “Aren't we squeamish; you ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!” “I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.” DracoBowen, Dragonheart
“Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant. So this isn't a bad day for you really, is it?” Genie, Aladdin and the King of Thieves
“Mulan... “ “Father. I brought you the sword of Shan-Yu, and the crest of the Emperor. They're gifts, to honor the Fa family.” “The greatest gift and honor... is having you for a daughter.” Fa ZhouMulan, Mulan
"Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot." V, V for Vendetta.
“But if we come from the same place, why is she so, so...” “Evil? Monstrous? Big? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that?” SpyroSparx, The Legend of Spyro
"A half cannot truly hate which makes it whole."-Kilgharrah, Merlin
"I feel dizzy...” "Uh, is he gonna be okay?” "Tucker's kid drank half a gallon in one go. Isn't that cool? I think he's gonna be a linebacker. Or a vampire. Or a vampire linebacker! That'd be crazy.” "Oooooh...” "Anyway, blood is pretty important, so Caboose is bound to have some side effects like dizziness, or nausea, or sensitivity to light –“ "I think I'm going to stop standing up now...” "Or passing out.” CabooseChurchDoc, Red vs Blue
“Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!” “You stay out of thissss!” “Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!” GenieJafar, Aladdin
"Let's see how he likes my new shock blast cannon!” [Cannon explodes in his hands] “...Phew! It's a shock alright." Wheeljack, Transformers G1
"Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici." "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe." EveyV, V for Vendetta
“Am I the only one sane here? He's telling us we're doomed alright? That's when I go, "ah, maybe we should, you know, go back to the forest with the flowers and the fun stuff".” Sparx, The Legend of Spyro
"Hey Sarge, what's that metal thing that looks like a bunny? Ooh, ooh and what's that other metal thing that looks like a soup can?” "Don't touch anything Donut! If you ladies are through gossiping, I could use some help fixing our vehicle!” "Oh, yeah, right. Here, let me try.” "Wait! Donut, are you okay?” ”I was just… petting… the bunny. And then it went in to the soup can… and part of my hand went with it!” DonutSargeGrif, Red vs Blue
"No man, no matter how great, can know his destiny. He cannot glimpse his part in the great story that is about to unfold. Like everyone, he must live and learn." -Kilgharrah, Merlin
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof." V, V for Vendetta.
"Oh my God... Um, uh... oh, my God! We... thank you for the... er, food that mom has put in front of us and STOP!... uh, the Devil... from doing bad things? And er, get out of here!... Uh, Satan? Go! Go so... that we may live in peace. Amen." "Amen. That was... hmm, really unusual, Hogarth." HogarthAnn, Iron Giant.
"Souls don't die." Iron Giant, Iron Giant.
"We're not meant to survive." "Oh, yes we were! We're here, aren't we? And how dare you waste that good fortune by simply giving up? Shame on you. Shame on you, shame on you! The worst of it is, you allowed an old fool like me to believe I was needed, that I still had a purpose... and do you know what? You were right. And I'm going to go on believing it. And I, for one, am not willing to die here!" AladarBaylene, Dinosaur.
"I hide my light inside a cloak of night/Beneath the red scarf and a chapeaux/The pearl of my heart locked within a shell/too afraid to let it go, to let it show/and all the headlines read/for the whole world to see /A Monster in Paris/I fall apart, I fall apart, apparently /I did appear beneath the light /yes it was me/A Monster in Paris/I hide my pain inside a melody/it’s as if notes I sing set me free/I keep all my dreams under a lock and key/I’m so afraid that they will fly, away from me/A Monster in Paris" Francoeur, A Monster in Paris.
"Who is the monster and who is the man?" Clopin, Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Well, I tried to put something like this up a little while ago, found that I didn't really want to, and then the idea struck em again, so we'll see how long this lasts. Small note, these are ideas that are either in the works, or stuff that I just thought of on the fly. Take them as you will.
Fandoms I Want to Write For:
1.) Considering that Genie and Carpet are two different magical entities, not to mention that Genie has said at least once that it's a bad idea to mix magics, despite the fact that he's had to patch up Carpet numerous times with magic, would it be possible that that would adversely effect the rug?
Jane and the Dragon:
1.) Futureset JatD, with Dragon as a human [could be interesting, especially translating the circumstances of the show to those of a present-day, high school situation].
1.) A redone version of the cartoon storyline, like 80's TMNT in comparison to 2k3 TMNT. Ideas will come as follows.
Or just 'the list of fandoms that I really wish would meet up somewhere on the wide expanse we call the internet'.
Freakazoid/Marvel [Xmen, maybe?]
Jane and the Dragon/Dragonheart
Harry Dresden/Hanna is not a Boy's Name
TMNT/Gargoyles [One that combines the characters equally]
Hanna is not a Boy's Name/A Monster in Paris
The Real Ghostbusters/Beetlejuice
I've also been considering doing crossovers with some of my original ideas, though I'm not sure where exactly they should go. I'm guessing though that I should just mention that they are crossovers, put them in with the rest of the archive, and hope for the best. Correct me if I'm wrong?
For access to my original ideas and works, the website link below [and I promise I will try to get a decent updating schedule going or something, though real life tends to get in the way of everything...:
The only piece of advice I can give you on yonder stories? Reviews are appreciated, but not manditory.