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Joined 01-05-08, id: 1464907, Profile Updated: 07-27-10
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Well i thought it might just be about time to update my page, so i updated my page..

well here goes, im now 19, not doing much and still stuck on the same stories that i started years ago, well i think ill try writing a bit more now , buuuuut not to certain what will happen been blocked for 2 years hows that for luck. heheh and now the naruto sotryline is completly different, oh well ill just continue on on my track lol.

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What did Hinata just do! by Romez reviews
A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,172 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Pause by twitch and spaz reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,523 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Henge Ball by Tazaki4 reviews
One Shot: inspired by some fan art, don't know whos. A dance where everyone is in a henge. What will happen? NaruHina and others. When Itachi Uchiha shows up will the night be ruined? M for Blood, not lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Changes by Velvet-Tear-Drops reviews
sasuke, naruto and kakashi leave sakura changes because of it what happens when the boys return, whos the new enemy, and how did sakura get so powerful? kakasaku possible sasunaru and naruhina. can sum1 do art 4 ths it wld b gr8 thx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
They Were Right by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina Two-shot, It seems as if Naruto and Hinata are the only ones that haven't experience IT, but can a simple run in change that. rated M for LEMON and LANGUAGe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
tea please by laughannie711 reviews
Lee gets drunk and Naruto, Sakura, and Gai have to stop him from running wild. Oh and Hinata is pregnant. Sakulee, leesaku and naruhina, hinanaru. hints of Tenneji or whatever
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Threesome by blankdreamer reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have be disappearing for a whole weak. And they come back disoriented. Then one day Naruto asks Sakura a disturbing question "Wanna threesome?" She would have fainted. M for implied things. SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Return of the Uchiha by Nightshadow Dweller reviews
COMPLETE Sasuke returns to Konoha and when Sakura and Naruto learn about Sasuke's real reasons for joining with Orochimaru they try their best to forgive him. But can they return to the way it use to be, or will it be even better? SasuSaku contains Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,029 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hinata's Confidence by Kazukagi reviews
Hinata's lack of confidence is causing her to fail missions, so she's sent on a mission for an entire month to build up confidence. The catch, her partner is none other than Naruto! It's time for Hinata to gain the best confidence booster, Naruto's love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Where the Heart Is by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
MIDnight SNaCk by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina One-shot, Unable to sleep both Naruto and Hinata realize the reason is because they are hungry. Rated M big time for explicit scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Halloween Ever by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Yes, I know, lame title. NaruHina, rated M for ghost stories and themes...sorry, no lemon. Naruto attends a Halloween party thrown by Hinata and Neji. For the boy who hates Halloween so much, he sure does enjoy this night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ramen no Jutsu! WHAT! by Romez reviews
[Oneshot] What happens when Naruto tries to create a jutsu that creates Ramen? Well, in this funny turn of events, he gets Hinata! Thing is, she tastes like Cinnamon rolls, if you know what I mean. NarutoxHinata, Lemon in there. Some humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Secret Love by kunoichihyuuga reviews
naruto and hinata are going out and neji finds out. what hapens when she has to choose between her family and her lover. find out. stoy is way much better than summary. im such a narutoxhinata lover!features hinata naruto and neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Jealous by Aburame Megumi reviews
If you hate Sakura, you will luff this. It has everything you can loveGreen tea soup aliens, spontaneous implosions, youthfulness, humour and love! NaruHina, NejiTen, SasuSaku, KibaMegu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Another Beautiful Day in Konohagakure by Kitsuru reviews
[Oneshot, NaruHina] It was another beautiful day in Konohagakure. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, Iruka was making his more mischeivious students run extra laps... and Naruto was stuck at his desk, filling out forms and stamping sheets.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Little Orange Book by tamoranarutoholic reviews
Sakura hates those absurdly perverted books that Kakashi is always reading... or so she thinks. Oneshot Kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Truths and a Dare by Maddithong reviews
[KakaSaku] A student and a teacher play a harmless game of Truth and Dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dream Twice A Dream by Watch Hound reviews
Hinata and Naruto just happen to dream the same dream. Only why does Hinata likes it a lot more then Naruto? Also what happened to his clothes? NaruHina R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Hair Day by Zebwa reviews
[KakaSaku] [ONESHOT] Exactly how much hairspray would it take to keep Kakashi’s hair down?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Cruise by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU When Sakura and Hinata each win 4 tickets to a month long cruise, they instantly know who to invite. With love triangles, possible pregnancies, robbery, and so much more starring the eight teenagers we all know and love. SasSak, NarHin, NejiTen,ShikIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,810 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007
Shall We Dance by ayshrina tan reviews
She's a sweetheart, He's a cold hearted bastard, She's new in school, He basically runs it. She thinks he's a jerk. He thinks she's annoying. She's in love... so is he.[SASUSAKU] Rated M for SLV. From the author of Where we Met
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,359 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
How About Now by sleepy fox spirit reviews
KakaSaku. Kakashi makes a nuisance of himself in the kitchen, much to the cook's irritation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Journey Repaired by shadowoftime reviews
NaruHina. A young group leaves Konoha. What new things will they learn? Will they ever return? Mostly NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Eyes On Me by ScarsOfTime reviews
He had always felt that someone was watching him, but who? NaruHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Would you love a monster woman by stuntbutt reviews
third fanfic. lemon in side. Naruto and Hinata again. this time Hinata is the one in trouble. please read and review. i'm sorry for the piss poor grammer as it was late when i finished this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cure for the Blues by DrkKni reviews
Naruto returns from a mission seeking solace from his wife. Oneshot. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Art of Seduction by twitch and spaz reviews
To pass her jounin exam, Sakura must seduce the cold Hyuga Neji! Will she pass or fail? NejiSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina One shot, possible mult. chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Feather of Lips by Victorisham reviews
A sound of a kunai hitting wood, then the last of their opponents was dead. NaruHina, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Simple Prank by Petals of Paladin reviews
One of Naruto's pranks seem to have gone too far.. [NaruHina Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unaccepted Lust by Dico-tellopony reviews
All the talk of marriage and anniversary is giving Naruto and the gang some ideas, but will people be able to accept the fact that people so young could be in love? mostly NaruHina. Also some SasuSaku, ShikaIno, and NejiTen. desclaimer: I dont own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lonely Hearts by Dico-tellopony reviews
NaruHina Valentines day oneshot. a lil limey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Operation: Genin Dance by Persepolis130 reviews
The First Annual Genin Dance is a time for the blossoming of young love and ... punch spiking? Kissing jutsus? Streaking? Lap dances? And their senseis are behind it all? shikaino naruhina nejitenten leesaku shinotenten sasuneji...? and more! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
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School Of Seduction reviews
Sakura attends a co ed school and is dating sasuke but that all changes when the new teacher arrives. Kakasaku Sasusaku and the rest of the Characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Untitled Naruhina Randomness reviews
this is a story about a life i the night of hinata and naruto this is a lemon story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Thing About Love reviews
It is a story about team 7 and friends their love lifes and trials mainly NARUHINA, but with sasusaku, Neijiten, TemaShika, and sai and ino, sasuke is back sakura is happy naruto and hinata are in love what could possibly go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Untitled Naruhina Randomness The Next Morning reviews
Well this is what happens the mornign after their little group lemon session. Err yea. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Konoha Pleasure Stay reviews
a story about a brothel and the normal characters out for Naruto and usual couples with some add ons, lots of romance and proberbly lemon please R&R .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2008
happieness is all i want reviews
this is just a a random kakasaku lemon i thought up while i was trying to thikn about chapter 4 for my other story oneshot, kakasaku. if you dont like lemon dont read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete