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Birthday: 12th June
School: I go to an all girls school in London called Harris Academy Bromley (the joy of being surrounded by hormonal, bitchy teenagers)
Nickname: Shulie Booby (don't ask :D)
Sexuality: I'm not sure, I wouldn't say I'm straight because I could like a girl in the future but I wouldn't say I'm bi because I've never had any feelings towards the same gender. I'm just one of those people who don't care really, if I like someone I like them regardless of their gender so I'm not gender specific but would that make me bi? O.o So I guess a way of summing it up is that I'm currently straight, may change in the future I don't know, I'm just going with the flow of life _
Celebrity Crush: Ha, well I'm not sure if any of you know him, you have to watch WWE in order to know who he is but RANDY ORTON or in TNA, AUSTIN ARIES *faints*
Facts About Me:
-I am the youngest out of 5 kids. (And I love it! :D)
-I LOVE watching wrestling! (WWETNA)
-I support gay rights.
-I tend to talk a lot.
-I tend to laugh a lot.
-I tend to talk and laugh really loud.
-I tend to laugh at really, really inappropriate times.
-Most of my teachers generally hate me for the pure fact that I always get them off topic and let them waste the rest of the lesson.
-I have such a short attention span.
-I am one of the laziest people you will ever meet/know.
-My imagination always runs wild.
-I need to get a life.
-I make myself laugh, so in lessons when I'm bored, I just randomly smile or laugh and everyone looks at me like 'wtf'.
-I like to write different types of fanfictions, one could be all fluff and the other could be all angst so currently I'm trying to write a variety of different types of fanfiction.
-I hate homophobia.
-I love yaoi.
-I love the pairing SasuNaru.
-I HATE SAKURA! (Naruto)
-My favourite colour is blue.
-I hate seafood. Eww.
-I hate red meat. Eww.
-I love chicken! YAY!
-I'm not short tempered well actually it depends on what your talking about.
-I love anime!
-I love cosplay!
-I'm British but I don't have a posh accent like people think we have.
-I don't drink tea.
-My dream job is to...well my dream job changes all the freakin' time I wanted to be a singer, then an actor then an office worker, then a wrestler and now I wanna be a psychologist xD
Ahh there's too many so I'll just keep it with that. ;D
-Film: Anything related to horror
-Anime: Naruto and Death Note
-Book: Don't have one
-Manga: Any manga related to yaoi
-Hobby: Sleeping/listening to music/reading/writing
-Music: Rock (not heavy rock with the random screaming)
-Lesson: Lunch...it's not really a lesson but it's during the school day and it involves food _
-Food: Anything with chicken
I love WWE and TNA!!!! I have this unhealthy obsession of watching wrestling every-single-freakin'-day...but I can't help it! It's fun to watch guys beat the shit out of each other...and then you get the really hot guys -faints-
I was born into a religion and I didn't choose it but my mum is not a strict muslim mother so I guess I'm off the hook! I'm a bit of a rebel you could say, when people ask me what my religion is I say my parents are muslims and I just do whatever I feel like doing. :D I hate it when people expect me to be homophobic or when someone of the same religion is homophobic because our supposedly 'God' said so but didn't our 'God' say that we should live in happiness but what if we want to live in happiness with our partner who is the same sex. Argh, it just annoys me. I am not a very religious person and a lot of people know that and my mum accepts that but I get angry when other people look down on me because I'm not as religious as them.
Anyway it states that God loves us all so shouldn't he love us regardless of our sexuality?
Well I'm not as serious as my profile sounds I can be really childish at sometimes and really serious at other times, but the one thing about me that will never change is...that I laugh at everything. I laugh at the smallest things and then I won't stop laughing. Once I saw a parrot on the tree and I actually found that funny but I'm not sure why. Haha.
Ahh I love horror movies, I once started eating my lunch while watching Saw 3 yeah everyone called me a freak but for some reason Saw never made me cringe. No horror movie has actually made me cringe but some have made me scream for instance My Bloody Valentine, it was a boring movie but the only good thing about it was the 3D part when the knife was thrown at you, yep that made a scream it was scary it actually looked like a real knife being thrown at you, and my mum came running into the room.
I don't really watch romantic movies because they bore me but I tend to read romantic stories...? Yeah I'm not sure why I do that.
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Waking Up: Three Days Grace-Time of Dying
First Day At School: Skillet-Rebirthing
Making Your New Best Friend: Porcelain and the Tramps-King of the world
Falling In Love: Enter Shikari-Mothership
Breaking Up: Hollywood Undead-The loss
Prom: Avril Lavigne-What The Hell
Graduation: Brown Eyed Girls-Abracadabra
Life's Okay: Three Days Grace-Animal I Have Become
Death Of A Close Friend: FlyLeaf-All Around Me
Mental Breakdown: HollyWood Undead-Paradise Lost
Driving: 30 Seconds to Mars-The Kill
Flashback: Linkin Park-Breaking The Habit
Getting Back Together: Muse-Time Is Running Out
Birth Of A Child: 30 Seconds to Mars-Hurricane
Wedding Scene: 2NE1-I Am The Best
Car Accident: 4Minute-Volume Up
Final Battle: FireFlight-Unbreakable
Death Scene: Linkin Park-What I've Done
Funeral Song: HollyWood Undead-City
End Credits: Skillet-Comatose
Deleted Scenes: Evanescence-Sweet sacrifice
Woah This Is Weird Soundtracks But Then Again So Am I =D
You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Yeah well I'm a girl so I can't really top? Wait actually yes I can..?
5 Couples I Would Never Read:
1) NaruSasu- I just can't read stories where Sasuke is on bottom it just seems a bit weird to me.
2) NejiLee- Lee's a nice guy but Neji belongs to Gaara and Gaara only.
3) OroSasu- Ew that's just ew but you know some people do enjoy reading that couple.
4) ItaSasu- I'm all for incest but like I said I can't imagine Sasuke on bottom even if it is to Itachi.
5) SasuSaku- NOOOOO! That's just a no!
People I Dislike In Naruto:
1) Sasuke: full stop, I like him in fanfiction world but in the anime world god he annoys me. He sounds like a child he's always talking about him it's me this, me that, oh this happened to me, I don't care about anyone else it's all about me, the world revolves around me. He's a very, very selfish person, and every time I see him I literally cringe at the sight at him but why did he have to be hot. I won't deny it he's hot but he's a self-centered bastard.
2) Sakura: she just annoys me, she's too girly like overly girly but I guess in shippuden she changes but only a tiny weeny little bit, she still annoys me.
3) Tobi: he's a user, he used Itachi and now he's using Sasuke, he wanted the Uchiha clan wiped out which was accomplished and now he wants the leaf village wiped out which Sasuke is going to help him to. Sometimes I actually think Sasuke is the most gullible person on earth. He believes anything you tell him. If you told him he was secretly a girl he'd probably believe you if you used fancy words and made up some fake evidence.
4) Orochimaru: even though he's dead still doesn't change the fact that he was creepy and a paedo. He takes little children.
5) Kabuto: he's the same as Orochimaru wait actually no Kabuto's more creepy.
6) Karin: she's the bitch of the group I guess another Sakura except Karin's crazier.
7) Ino: Too girly and whiny but sometimes in fanfiction world she's alright, I like her more than I do Sakura.
8) Hinata: I know you're probably thinking 'how could you hate Hinata she's adorable!' but again she's too girly.
I bascially dislike the girls because in animes the author makes them too girly and princess like but in real life girls aren't like that.
Itachi, ah Itachi I love him but he had to die didn't he?
People I tend to dislike:
-Homophobics: I understand if you're homophobic and all it's your opinion but don't under any circumstances argue against me about why being homosexual is wrong because I will argue back and I won't stop until I've won the argument. I may be young but I support gay rights and will fight and protest if I have to. It's happened to me so many times before just because I'm not gay doesn't mean I'm just going to stand back. I've had so many arguments I've lost track.
-Overly Religious People: I understand if you follow a religion hey so do I but don't force your beliefs onto other people and if other people follow the same religion as you and they don't do everything you do don't tell them they should be doing this or doing that it's happened to me and it's annoying.
-Guys Who Think Women Belong In The Kitchen: I'm a feminist so if a guy said that to me I would give them one painful slap across the cheek, I just hate that some men look down on women and make them feel inferior to them when it isn't true women are just as good as men. Where did the idea of equality go?
-Cocky People: Ergh where do I start with this one? I can't stand cocky people who think their the best at everything and always show off, it's like 'no you're not the best, get over yourself'.
-People Who Can Never Admit They're Wrong: It's okay to have pride but it's not okay to have too much pride to the point you can't even admit you're wrong even when proven wrong, it's frustrating to argue with someone like that, I have a sister exactly like that.
-Racist People: They are so ignorant to other people from other culture's feelings.
-Judgmental People: Just because one person does something doesn't mean everyone else will for example just because a SMALL group of terrorists happen to be muslims don't mean all of them are out to kill you.
-Hypocrites: Everyone can be hypocritical at some point in their lives but no need to be it ALL the time.
-People Who Are Overly Critical: Okay, critics are good they help you improve your writing BUT some people are just overly critical to the point where they start talking about something that's not even relevant to your story and sometimes they can be rude and hurt your feelings and say stuff like 'your story sucks'. I once had someone who criticized my work but I was fine with it because critics are good and he/she said that they didn't like it, so that's okay everyone has their own opinions but then he/she continued on reading my story? That just confused me and in one of the reviews the person was talking about ninjas and ANBUs but my story was a AU so I had no idea what they were going on about and they started going on about how everything thinks Sai is gay because of his clothing choice and then I started to think 'where the hell did I put in my story this Sai was gay?' yeah, some people who criticize act like they know everything about your story but actually they don't and I find it funny when they criticize stuff that have nothing to do with the story and say stuff in their review that aren't even true. So if someone criticizes your story and it's not a helpful criticism don't take it to heart because they are only making a fool out of them self.
-Trolls: Ergh I just hate trolls, they actually need to get a life and stop harassing people on ff. I don't know if any of you have heard about that plagiarizing incident but that person is just an idiot for doing something like that.
Just to tell all you people that live in Britain there are manga/anime conventions in London Expo every year twice May and October
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Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile.
X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
(I actually suck at english _)
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (Yep.)
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (Yep I want a gay best friend)
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (Yep)
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (Yep)
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities . (Yep, I can't stand some homophobic people)
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. (No not this one my friends know I'm into anime and know how obsessed I am over it)
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (Ha not even 18 yet but I still watch explicit gay sex scenes. Why not? It's hot. Wait a minute that rhymes =P)
11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. (Well if I had a boyfriend I would videotape it and show it to my sister ;)
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. (Don't have a son but if he was gay I would probably ask him that kinda stuff)
If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.
Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...
Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"
Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...
What I don't understand is this...
Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...
Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...
Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...
My question is...
Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?
Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?
And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?
Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!
copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
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