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Joined 01-05-08, id: 1465152, Profile Updated: 11-18-13
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Birthday: 12th June

School: I go to an all girls school in London called Harris Academy Bromley (the joy of being surrounded by hormonal, bitchy teenagers)

Nickname: Shulie Booby (don't ask :D)

Sexuality: I'm not sure, I wouldn't say I'm straight because I could like a girl in the future but I wouldn't say I'm bi because I've never had any feelings towards the same gender. I'm just one of those people who don't care really, if I like someone I like them regardless of their gender so I'm not gender specific but would that make me bi? O.o So I guess a way of summing it up is that I'm currently straight, may change in the future I don't know, I'm just going with the flow of life _

Celebrity Crush: Ha, well I'm not sure if any of you know him, you have to watch WWE in order to know who he is but RANDY ORTON or in TNA, AUSTIN ARIES *faints*

Facts About Me:

-I am the youngest out of 5 kids. (And I love it! :D)

-I LOVE watching wrestling! (WWETNA)

-I support gay rights.

-I tend to talk a lot.

-I tend to laugh a lot.

-I tend to talk and laugh really loud.

-I tend to laugh at really, really inappropriate times.

-Most of my teachers generally hate me for the pure fact that I always get them off topic and let them waste the rest of the lesson.

-I have such a short attention span.

-I am one of the laziest people you will ever meet/know.

-My imagination always runs wild.

-I need to get a life.

-I make myself laugh, so in lessons when I'm bored, I just randomly smile or laugh and everyone looks at me like 'wtf'.

-I like to write different types of fanfictions, one could be all fluff and the other could be all angst so currently I'm trying to write a variety of different types of fanfiction.

-I hate homophobia.

-I love yaoi.

-I love the pairing SasuNaru.

-I HATE SAKURA! (Naruto)

-My favourite colour is blue.

-I hate seafood. Eww.

-I hate red meat. Eww.

-I love chicken! YAY!

-I'm not short tempered well actually it depends on what your talking about.

-I love anime!

-I love cosplay!

-I'm British but I don't have a posh accent like people think we have.

-I don't drink tea.

-My dream job is to...well my dream job changes all the freakin' time I wanted to be a singer, then an actor then an office worker, then a wrestler and now I wanna be a psychologist xD

Ahh there's too many so I'll just keep it with that. ;D

Favourite;

-Colour: Blue

-Number: 3

-Season: Winter

-Film: Anything related to horror

-Anime: Naruto and Death Note

-Book: Don't have one

-Manga: Any manga related to yaoi

-Hobby: Sleeping/listening to music/reading/writing

-Music: Rock (not heavy rock with the random screaming)

-Lesson: Lunch...it's not really a lesson but it's during the school day and it involves food _

-Food: Anything with chicken

-Drink: Water

-Snack: Crisps

I love WWE and TNA!!!! I have this unhealthy obsession of watching wrestling every-single-freakin'-day...but I can't help it! It's fun to watch guys beat the shit out of each other...and then you get the really hot guys -faints-

I was born into a religion and I didn't choose it but my mum is not a strict muslim mother so I guess I'm off the hook! I'm a bit of a rebel you could say, when people ask me what my religion is I say my parents are muslims and I just do whatever I feel like doing. :D I hate it when people expect me to be homophobic or when someone of the same religion is homophobic because our supposedly 'God' said so but didn't our 'God' say that we should live in happiness but what if we want to live in happiness with our partner who is the same sex. Argh, it just annoys me. I am not a very religious person and a lot of people know that and my mum accepts that but I get angry when other people look down on me because I'm not as religious as them.

Anyway it states that God loves us all so shouldn't he love us regardless of our sexuality?

Well I'm not as serious as my profile sounds I can be really childish at sometimes and really serious at other times, but the one thing about me that will never change is...that I laugh at everything. I laugh at the smallest things and then I won't stop laughing. Once I saw a parrot on the tree and I actually found that funny but I'm not sure why. Haha.

Ahh I love horror movies, I once started eating my lunch while watching Saw 3 yeah everyone called me a freak but for some reason Saw never made me cringe. No horror movie has actually made me cringe but some have made me scream for instance My Bloody Valentine, it was a boring movie but the only good thing about it was the 3D part when the knife was thrown at you, yep that made a scream it was scary it actually looked like a real knife being thrown at you, and my mum came running into the room.

I don't really watch romantic movies because they bore me but I tend to read romantic stories...? Yeah I'm not sure why I do that.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

Waking Up: Three Days Grace-Time of Dying

First Day At School: Skillet-Rebirthing

Making Your New Best Friend: Porcelain and the Tramps-King of the world

Falling In Love: Enter Shikari-Mothership

Breaking Up: Hollywood Undead-The loss

Prom: Avril Lavigne-What The Hell

Graduation: Brown Eyed Girls-Abracadabra

Life's Okay: Three Days Grace-Animal I Have Become

Death Of A Close Friend: FlyLeaf-All Around Me

Mental Breakdown: HollyWood Undead-Paradise Lost

Driving: 30 Seconds to Mars-The Kill

Flashback: Linkin Park-Breaking The Habit

Getting Back Together: Muse-Time Is Running Out

Birth Of A Child: 30 Seconds to Mars-Hurricane

Wedding Scene: 2NE1-I Am The Best

Car Accident: 4Minute-Volume Up

Final Battle: FireFlight-Unbreakable

Death Scene: Linkin Park-What I've Done

Funeral Song: HollyWood Undead-City

End Credits: Skillet-Comatose

Deleted Scenes: Evanescence-Sweet sacrifice

Woah This Is Weird Soundtracks But Then Again So Am I =D

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Yeah well I'm a girl so I can't really top? Wait actually yes I can..?

5 Couples I Would Never Read:

1) NaruSasu- I just can't read stories where Sasuke is on bottom it just seems a bit weird to me.

2) NejiLee- Lee's a nice guy but Neji belongs to Gaara and Gaara only.

3) OroSasu- Ew that's just ew but you know some people do enjoy reading that couple.

4) ItaSasu- I'm all for incest but like I said I can't imagine Sasuke on bottom even if it is to Itachi.

5) SasuSaku- NOOOOO! That's just a no!

People I Dislike In Naruto:

1) Sasuke: full stop, I like him in fanfiction world but in the anime world god he annoys me. He sounds like a child he's always talking about him it's me this, me that, oh this happened to me, I don't care about anyone else it's all about me, the world revolves around me. He's a very, very selfish person, and every time I see him I literally cringe at the sight at him but why did he have to be hot. I won't deny it he's hot but he's a self-centered bastard.

2) Sakura: she just annoys me, she's too girly like overly girly but I guess in shippuden she changes but only a tiny weeny little bit, she still annoys me.

3) Tobi: he's a user, he used Itachi and now he's using Sasuke, he wanted the Uchiha clan wiped out which was accomplished and now he wants the leaf village wiped out which Sasuke is going to help him to. Sometimes I actually think Sasuke is the most gullible person on earth. He believes anything you tell him. If you told him he was secretly a girl he'd probably believe you if you used fancy words and made up some fake evidence.

4) Orochimaru: even though he's dead still doesn't change the fact that he was creepy and a paedo. He takes little children.

5) Kabuto: he's the same as Orochimaru wait actually no Kabuto's more creepy.

6) Karin: she's the bitch of the group I guess another Sakura except Karin's crazier.

7) Ino: Too girly and whiny but sometimes in fanfiction world she's alright, I like her more than I do Sakura.

8) Hinata: I know you're probably thinking 'how could you hate Hinata she's adorable!' but again she's too girly.

I bascially dislike the girls because in animes the author makes them too girly and princess like but in real life girls aren't like that.

Itachi, ah Itachi I love him but he had to die didn't he?

People I tend to dislike:

-Homophobics: I understand if you're homophobic and all it's your opinion but don't under any circumstances argue against me about why being homosexual is wrong because I will argue back and I won't stop until I've won the argument. I may be young but I support gay rights and will fight and protest if I have to. It's happened to me so many times before just because I'm not gay doesn't mean I'm just going to stand back. I've had so many arguments I've lost track.

-Overly Religious People: I understand if you follow a religion hey so do I but don't force your beliefs onto other people and if other people follow the same religion as you and they don't do everything you do don't tell them they should be doing this or doing that it's happened to me and it's annoying.

-Guys Who Think Women Belong In The Kitchen: I'm a feminist so if a guy said that to me I would give them one painful slap across the cheek, I just hate that some men look down on women and make them feel inferior to them when it isn't true women are just as good as men. Where did the idea of equality go?

-Cocky People: Ergh where do I start with this one? I can't stand cocky people who think their the best at everything and always show off, it's like 'no you're not the best, get over yourself'.

-People Who Can Never Admit They're Wrong: It's okay to have pride but it's not okay to have too much pride to the point you can't even admit you're wrong even when proven wrong, it's frustrating to argue with someone like that, I have a sister exactly like that.

-Racist People: They are so ignorant to other people from other culture's feelings.

-Judgmental People: Just because one person does something doesn't mean everyone else will for example just because a SMALL group of terrorists happen to be muslims don't mean all of them are out to kill you.

-Hypocrites: Everyone can be hypocritical at some point in their lives but no need to be it ALL the time.

-People Who Are Overly Critical: Okay, critics are good they help you improve your writing BUT some people are just overly critical to the point where they start talking about something that's not even relevant to your story and sometimes they can be rude and hurt your feelings and say stuff like 'your story sucks'. I once had someone who criticized my work but I was fine with it because critics are good and he/she said that they didn't like it, so that's okay everyone has their own opinions but then he/she continued on reading my story? That just confused me and in one of the reviews the person was talking about ninjas and ANBUs but my story was a AU so I had no idea what they were going on about and they started going on about how everything thinks Sai is gay because of his clothing choice and then I started to think 'where the hell did I put in my story this Sai was gay?' yeah, some people who criticize act like they know everything about your story but actually they don't and I find it funny when they criticize stuff that have nothing to do with the story and say stuff in their review that aren't even true. So if someone criticizes your story and it's not a helpful criticism don't take it to heart because they are only making a fool out of them self.

-Trolls: Ergh I just hate trolls, they actually need to get a life and stop harassing people on ff. I don't know if any of you have heard about that plagiarizing incident but that person is just an idiot for doing something like that.

Just to tell all you people that live in Britain there are manga/anime conventions in London Expo every year twice May and October

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Akwon, SilentSnowDreamer, x.Yuee.x, asuka5271, aj527

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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

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Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pa

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over;
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is;
You once tried to start a club at school;
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes

You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it;
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile.

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

(I actually suck at english _)

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (Yep.)

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (Yep I want a gay best friend)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (Yep)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (Yep)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities . (Yep, I can't stand some homophobic people)

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. (No not this one my friends know I'm into anime and know how obsessed I am over it)

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (Ha not even 18 yet but I still watch explicit gay sex scenes. Why not? It's hot. Wait a minute that rhymes =P)

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. (Well if I had a boyfriend I would videotape it and show it to my sister ;)

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. (Don't have a son but if he was gay I would probably ask him that kinda stuff)

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (HA! This one made me laugh)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I get tanned really easily)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Wouldn't say a lot but quite a few)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I speak anything but posh)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I don't like swearing, I find it cringy)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

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Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
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Werewolf by Imperial Mint reviews
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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
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There's No Way I Could by KGaki reviews
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Face to Face by Melicress reviews
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A poem of when The Freedom is distroyed
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Sleepover fun by Ophelia Davis reviews
When the parents agree to let them stay home alone at the Harada house for the week you can gurantee there will be fun, love and a hell of a lot of MESS! DarkXRisa DaiXRiku TakeshiXhimself and Satoshi? More pairings to come.
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The True Fight by animegirl115 reviews
I made this poem dedicated to Gundam seed destiny to show the importance of peace!hi
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Deck of Love by Zoo Zoo reviews
When in need of romace, turn to the Deck of Love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
If They Were Gay by Leikochan14 reviews
Krad....Dark....love is...secret and strong, but strongly wanted.
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My Winged Angel by Nuying reviews
Oh how I love my winged angel with the demon soul. A short poem about Dark and Riku.
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I'm Not That Girl by Emerald Alchemist reviews
He could be that boy...but I'm not that girl...Athrun is in love with Cagalli, but how does Lacus feel about it? One Shot, completed. Read and Review
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The Last Day by bithnic reviews
A beautiful pairing, more perfect than Romeo&Juliet or Heathcliff&Catherine. But like all good literature pieces out lovers must part in deepest sympathy. Sakura X Li. One shot, please review
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Lose Control by mydickisthealpha reviews
Naruto wants to lose control just once, even if it is with a supposed enemy. He doesn't care, he needs this. He just hopes he won't say anything he doesn't need to. ItaNaru, M
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And We Fell In Love by MelMuff reviews
A 'Tokyo Mew Mew' or 'Mew Mew Power' filk that goes to the song 'All Good Things Come To An End' by Nelly Furtado. Ryou'Elliot x Ichigo'Zoey pairing! Enjoy!
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Kira's A Girl by Sesshodemon reviews
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Bittersweet Irony You Betrayed My Heart by Kiheada.Ray.T reviews
Kira and Shinn met by accident 1 day at the beach, and decided to take a chance. However, with Kira knowing Shinn's true identity but Shinn knowing only Kira's lie, what will happen when Shinn finds out the truth? KiraxShinn yaoui, no like, no read
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a vamperic life by a hopefull dream reviews
sakruas life as a vampire and how she really feels... ONE SHOT flames and constructive cridisisomsp? accepted. though i prefer the later XD.
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After the Storm by the Black Rose reviews
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A Lesson by whitelilies reviews
Just what did that boy do when he was in her office anyway? He obviously wasn't listening to her, that was for sure. [C.S] [Oneshot]
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You Can Run, But You Can't Hide Naruchan! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] After many years of lusting over Naruto, the last sharingan heir has finally decided to make his moves and he’s going all out for it! So our little Naruchan had better watch out because he’s worst nightmare begins here…
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Curious by Sweetums128neo reviews
It's Daisuke's 15th birthday, and everyone is excited Dark however, is the most excited of them all. He's going to give Daisuke a gift he'll never forget....Contains Lemon and Yaoi!GuyxGuy DaixDark! LAST AND FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! NO BONUS CHAPTER! SORRY!
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Bittersweet Memory by athira80 reviews
Kira and Athrun's memory which occured before they went to their own paths. AthunKira (Shonen-Ai, AU)
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Teenaged Pervert reviews
Itachi hired a cute, gorgeous oh so fuckable dobe to be Sasuke's temporary guardian. So the raven decides to play a harmless seduction game. What's the worst that could happen? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Contract reviews
When Naruto turns 21 he will be engaged to Sasuke Uchiha but thats not the worst part the worst part is Sasuke IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER PERVERT! SasuNaru. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,741 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mon Seul Désirer reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a wealthy, sucessful entrepreneur of Uchiha Global Communications Inc but he had a unhealthy obsession with a very beautiful, but rather young, and innocent cerulean eyed orphan. An obsession that comes with a price. SasuNaru Warning: Shota. Gift fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rebelling Has Never Felt So Good reviews
It's not an everyday occurrence where you are shoved up against a wall, with a tattoo artist currently unzipping your pants with his teeth. SasuNaru. Warnings; Ice Cubes, Mirrors, and Lemony Goodness! ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fun Dares and Boys love reviews
OC Kaname description of her inside loves yaoi. So what happens when she tries to get new kid Sasuke with Naruto. And what about all the embarrassing dares she makes her friends do? SasuNaru. Rated M for later chapters. boyxboy please review. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,765 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete