Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Aliens/Predator, and Transformers.
Time to edit the bio a bit. What a drag.
My new motto is: Be reasonable and do it my way.
Sorry, but I am a very slow story updater. I know it is annoying as all-get-out, but that’s just the way it is. I do the best I can.
I live in western New York State. My pack includes a Lab named Harley and two rescued cats - Ratchet and Bluestreak. I own a log home (please don’t call it a cabin – it pisses me off), a truck named Ace, and a Harley named Heartbreaker.
My official job title is Assistant Manager. I am part of an editorial staff for a medical journal. We proofread medical reports, journal entries, letters to the editor and book reviews. I am also in charge of the bookkeeping; I have a B.S. in Accounting. During the tax season, I work for H&R Block. This will be my 22nd year doing taxes.
I read constantly and almost always have a paperback in my purse. Although lately, I have been using my nook more and more. An e-book reader. What a great invention!
I must have over a thousand boxed books in my garage, barn, basement and scattered throughout the house. Some of them I’ve had since the 1970’s, I reread them over and over. Unfortunately, I would rather read crap books than non-fiction. Steven King wrote in one of his early novels, reading rots the mind. Well, my brain became rancid sometime around 1978.
Other interests include the Buffalo Sabres, photography, deer hunting, sci-fi, fantasy, motorcycles, old muscle cars (although right now I have a serious hard-on for a new yellow Camaro), Predators (those masks are sexy), and Transformers. In fact, I must admit I am dangerously obsessed with Transformers, both G1 and the movieverse. I hate the 1986 movie and prefer to ignore it entirely. Transformers is the only fandom I really follow closely. I don't have time for any others.
I admire everyone who has the imagination and talent to put their thoughts into words or pictures. I try to leave reviews, usually at the end of a story. I also enjoy reading writer’s bios, especially if they include quotes. And I will never nag you to update sooner – that would make me a hypocrite!
Here are some quotes that I particularly enjoy, for one reason or another.
EXAMPLE 1: "Though he knew that the alcohol he was drinking to excess would eventually do him in, Starscream philosophy kept him from flushing it all down the nearest toilet."
EXAMPLE 2: "She could barely stand to be around him because he was an over-emotional idiot, but she kept living with him for the great sex and the financial security he provided. Starscream philosophy was clearly at work here."
WhenI use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.
Look, I can’t be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being.
Dear Confused Teen Girls: someone who sparkles and won't have sex with you isn't a vampire; it's a gay guy.
Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest.
Your mouth says no but your beard says yes.
I want a biker who reads poetry, who drinks beer and who lowers the toilet seat, understands the perfection of 90 feet between the bases and appreciates the running game. He hates talk shoes, reality TV, loves and misses Johnny Carson. He likes to vacuum and change the sheets. A guy who sleeps in, jogs, and smokes. He likes a good bar fight. And he likes to kiss as much as he likes to make love.
Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do.
We’re gonna need a new plan.
A lady always makes a man want to be better than he is.
Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick.
There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.
Your kids aren't that cute.
There’s no place for truth on the Internet.
Respect my authority!
I’m not even supposed to be here! I’m just ‘Crewman Number Six’. I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here!
Death by teacup. Why didn’t I think of that.
There is always time for another last minute.
Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility.
Are you kidding? I’m William Shatner, I can score anything.
Oh yea. I’m surrounded by morons.
You aren’t too bright. I like that in a man.
They don’t call him Starscream for nothing.
Active evil is better than passive good.
You want to feel my spatula!
Wow! That was tingly!
It’s all about rhythm.
Have you got your processor up your exhaust port?
I love the smell of bananas in the morning.
Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn’t poop for a week!
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Well, this sucks.
I never look back darling, it detracts from the now.
If I have to explain, you wouldn’t understand.