16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

Hello MY name is Nicole I'm 18 although some people would describe me as a five year old in a teenagers body. which is sorta true on account of I am still a giant fan of the little mermaid and the other disney classics. Gotta love mickey mouse!

I also watch smallville and reaper and Reba and Scrubs oh and the occasional lifetime movie.

My favorite book series of all time is of course the Harry Potter series! I'm in love with Fred. hehe.

Thats all about me I guess.

Quotes from 4th HOur MR.McCarron's class(A.K.A the best class or how Mr. M.C. Carren likes to say "The most off topic class" and friends:

Ronnie: Why don't we just through Aids at them?" while he was talking about bombing Russia in 4h hour Mr.McCarron's class

GRant L."Do we eat petrolum jelly?

Mr.M.C:We don't eat petrolium Jelly

GRant:"Why not? I though we could put it on our toast!

Jake: "Were the best class riiiiiIIIght?

Mr.McCarren; "The most offtopic class"

Jake: "HEY how did people know about the klu klux clan if it was So secret. Did they hand out flyers?"

Grant in dark voice "Meet us under the bridge at sundown...don't be late. Oh and their will be refreshments!"

ME and Grant: "HEy Mr.McCarren Do you love us?

Mr. McCarren."..."

Me"You know you love us like we are you children! LOVE US!!

Lol we had the funniest class didn't we. I hope ME Jake and Grant are together next year...I'm sad ;(

Random quotes

"Your not the boss of me! Since I'm the boss of me, I fire you!"- Alex Russo/ Selena Gomez, Wizards of Waverly Place

"Where are all of your Whores!? Where did the whores go!?"-me when I was talking to my brother about the Jonas brothers and how they're stealing all of the hoes! My brother's whores included! though he is 10. lol

"Hey how come there are no beaners? Come on holmz"-me again while i was high of some laudry detergent talking to my brother about the movie Remember the Titants.

"My whole unvierse just crash!"-me

Ashley-"oh no I got mountain Dew on my cupcake!" shruggs and bites it, Nadia: "hey I thought you got mountain Dew on your cupcake, Ashley-"I know but Mountain Dew+Cupcake=Happiness" Me-"I love your logic know give me your cupcake!"

"Shut up you stupid maid!"-me "Hey just because I'm a maid doesn't mean I am not capable of ruling the world one day."-Maid "Ah ha we shall rule the world together"-me "No I rule alone I'll put poison in your food!"-Maid "Shut up and make my bed whore!"-me "I'm a maid"-Maid "Same thing!"-me (This was my imagination while I was reading The Fortunate Mistress - Part II by Hungry-student I thought I should share!

Favorite movie

Remember the Titants

Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2 & 3

StarDust

My Life without me

Favorite Show:

1) Supernatural

2) Scrubs

3) SmallVille

4) Reba

5) SpongeBob Scare pants

Favorite type of music:

Basicly anything except for rap. I'm not that fond of it. I mean occasionally I'll come across one that I don't hate and might even Like.

so I'll just list

1) Rock

2) Classical Rock

3) Country

5) other stuff

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile. I love Will and Grace!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist/head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. I have two parents who smoke and a older sister (great example there setting up. Right?) but I will never have a smoke!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. It's just like Lucky from Lucky Charms why don't the kids just like bazooka him or something, it pisses me off that he doesn't share.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. I only go on fanfiction and Youtube weeeeeeeeee

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile. Ha I copied this from Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, and I thought I was the only one!

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you feel that classical music is AWESOME, but under appreciated by others, copy this.

If you sometimes call James Norrington "Norry", copy this.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. HHey Todd D., MAtt S, Matt K, and Matt F I'm talking about you bitches! hahahahahahahaha

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, Before the Sun Sets, BroadwayMasquerade(too many times to count!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX, (Sad we know)

If you don't think rap should qualify as music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had family members worry about your mental state and sometimes calls you crazy, copy this to your profile.

If you admit to adding some that you made up to this list, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had to pretend that you knew what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile. F is For friends who do stuff together...What I love SpongeBob!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'll never understand why everyone loves High School Musical and thinks Zac Efron is hot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would be absolutely horrified if High School Musical ended up on Broadway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you HATE High School Musical with a passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italix.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are completly and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. I like ice cream. And coconuts too!

If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!),XxSupernatural.lovexX (Do you think I'll loose brain cells?)

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Rap is the most God-awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked straight into a screen door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!)

If you scream "JAMES!" and sob every time you watch 'Choosing A Side' scene in POTC3, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, following the results of the 2008 Oscars, you feel like shooting Daniel Day-Lewis in the head, or at least kicking him where it hurts, for beating Johnny Depp to Best Actor, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that one day you will marry Johnny Depp but you know your not because it's like IMPOSSIBLE copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune (MY whole universe just crashed !)

you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now is freaked out, copy and paste this on your profile.

CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slaped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have slaped someone upside the head, copy this into your profile.

If you belive that chocolate and female mix perfertly, then copy this into your profile.

If you have seen Sweeney Todd, and have all the songs stuck in your head, copy this unto your proflie.

If you believe that it is law that EVERY movie Johnny Depp is in, he is just FABOULOUS, copy this unto your profile.

If someone says that you have a cold heart, take it as a compliment. If you have a cold heart, then someone can melt it.

Immature is a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

A friend calls you immature. A best friend acts immature with you.

If you have ever supressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at political debates, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.